vang0bus

[vang0bus]

I've been seeing a lot of posts about piracy lately and in light of this i do need to say something because I've been seeing a lot of misinformation.

anti-viruses, vpns, ad-blockers- none of these are going to help you here.

the first thing you're going to need is a good solid boat (preferably oak wood). you will also want some cannons and a plank depending on the sort of shenanigans you plan on getting into.

Also! Not once have i seen any of you talking about the importance of citrus fruits and vitamin C. antivirus doesn't prevent scurvy. come on you should know this by now.

this sort of misinformation is wildly dangerous and irresponsible.

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shit parents who sorta realize they were shit but are in denial about it are the funniest type of bad parent around actually. "at least i did better than my parents?" unfortunately its not a contest, it was more of a pass-fail sorta situation, maybe a letter grade- but yea, you were an improvement, if that makes you feel good

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My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

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shrek 5's teaser animation isnt bad you're just nostalgic for movies made in 2001

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the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

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we cannot afford to not be normal about pregnant men

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I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

[vang0bus]

Showing the cis women who make fics about skinny hairless bottom trans men a trans bear with a strap so they get heart attacks

[vang0bus]

hey man dont silly string me along weve gotta silly putty our differences aside and silly band together

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girl shocked to discover that inaction can have consequences too

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they got trans bitches on here named shit like Die

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i may or may not have looked at this for 20 minutes

[vang0bus]

if you're transgender, you have to eat. if you do nothing else, that's ok. but you have to eat

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did u see them btw...

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you’re not a pervert for wanting to be a girl but also if you want to be a girl who is a pervert that’s cool too

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All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.