rejoice aromanticism be upon ye
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hey g- [was about to say “girlboss” reflexively but then realizes you’re transgender and i don’t wanna misgender you]boyboss- [remembers the patriarchy] boss- [remembers i hate capitalism] king- [remembers i hate the monarchy] friend. how’s it going?
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I think the best thing I’ve ever done for my mind is literally just be like “idk man they’re just weird people” and move on w my life without psychoanalyzing…….. like I literally think I just rewired my brain w a single sentence
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My dad was sorting through his wallet and the cat was interested in what he was doing so he started holding his cards down for the cat to sniff and explaining to him what they all were.
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Everyone finds that one random unposed snapshot of their mother from 30 years ago where she is literally the most beautiful woman you've ever seen in your life
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Straight guy looksmaxxing is so fucking funny dude they'll be measuring facial ratios and shit meanwhile the truth is that if you're medium ugly and have a good sense of humor you're guaranteed to bag at least one bisexual woman. They do not know this because they do not recognize women as members of the same species
#i know many incredibly cool and beautiful bisexual women. none of them are dating super conventionally attractive masculine guys#they ARE dating nice dudes with a sense of humour
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Me, my girlfriend and we both covered in blood
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I'm starting to think most of you think battle jackets are about ship wars
#both sides are extremely annoying#also none of you know what punk is#but thanks for reminding me i need more patches on my jacket
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