#it's just SO FUNNY TO ME

[soaps-mohawk]

Building off of the anon who said Simon has beef with Omega's bear; I saw that and immediately imagined those TikToks where the boyfriends wait for their partners to leave the room so they can punch their Squishmallows and other stuffed animals. Imagine Simon just *throttling* the bear for the hell of it and Omega catches him and bans him from her nest for a week for bullying her bear 😭

Definitely happens when he's just chilling in her nest and the bear is just sitting there staring at him with those beady eyes wearing his shirt.

Gets up to berate it and things get heated and the reader walks out of the bathroom and sees him throttling it. Gets all upset about her precious ghost bear and how it didn't do anything to him and boots him out of the nest 🤣

Goes pouting to Johnny and Johnny's just like..."You beat up an innocent teddy bear? You deserve it." 😂

[chibitorra]

Loid Forger is so fucking funny.

Like he’s this world renown spy. He’s very sharp and quick-witted. He’s able to pick a person out of a crowd by simply their gait or decode an incredibly obscure SSS conversation about some wine.

But 73 chapters into this story and he still hasn’t picked up on the fact that his daughter is a fucking telepath, or that his wife kills people on the reg.

Like, what is this man even doing lmao

[rosekasa]

post kwami's choice marinette couldn't POSSIBLY be THAT normal about chat noir so quickly SURELY. bc i cant stop imagining adrien sitting next to his girlfriend on the bench at school while she sketches on her iPad -- STILL having not managed to even hold her hand yet -- and just as he's about to compliment how cute the little cat she just drew is she accidentally minimises the canvas and an entire gallery of self insert art of her kissing chat noir on the mouth pop up and she SHRIEKS.

[they-didnt-last]

currently reading the lockwood and co books, and nothing could have prepared me for how much lucy fucking hates george in them. literally every chance she gets, she just roasts the shit out of him. she will be describing the most mundane of actions and still find a way to insult him. absolute hater behavior, i'm obsessed

[radiosummons]

I'm having a lot of fun with Link's inherent Tony Hawkness lmao

[nootcatt]

"Jesus!" Says the great eldrich entity in my head, the fragment of the king in yellow that has strayed so far from his true self that he is more human than me now, "FUCK!!!"

[doom-dreaming]

I love finding wild screenshots on Halopedia.

No one is looking in the same direction. Linda is staring directly at the camera like some sort of armored cryptid.

[mattyriddlesbitch]

The fact that my pegging poll has more votes already than my 3k celebration poll says so much about my followers. Perverts, all of you. Disgusting.

[cads-the-cat]

Is it weird that i hope there will be another spelling mistake on the EU/UK merch, whether out there intentionally or not?

[pearlynia]

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

How'd you spend your last day of 2023? For me I just read a fic about Harry Potter's dead father and Harry Potter's dead dogfather's long dead brother falling in love over and over again till 4am🧍🏻‍♀️

[alcoholttm]

i still love to this day that in brotherhood the story of how the elrics took down yoki in youswell was summed up in a montage and by the end of it the nobody in the room was even listening to him

[beantothenighe]

Something I just noticed about Adam's battle robe in the final episode.

There is a gold leaf thing sitting where his crotch would be! How did it not click till now?! Why didn't any of you tell me? I feel a fool Adam you loser, Eden was 10,000 years ago. Move on.

[sbd-laytall]

Okay, this is genuinely the funniest snarky remark an opponent has said in this series.

[firefighterkinard]

People always joke about the 118 being very clique-y but rarely mention the sheer hilarity of Hen inviting Bobby for drinks in Bobby Begins Again, and Bobby showing up to find a grand total of three people there, and one of them is the person who invited Bobby!

Or the part in The One that Got Away that basically confirms that, yeah, Tommy was probably only other person from the 118 that Hen and Chimney gave a fuck about.

[lonelyslutavatar]

Who do you think it's the youngest in s1 archive staff?

I think the youngest is Jon, because that's hilarious, but also, Tim and Sasha seemed to have more experience and years working than him, Sasha apparently had like 10 years working in academia, and Tim passed 5 years in a different field until Danny... And then he went to the Magnus institute.

Martin seems pretty close to Jon but idk, because he has been working since early age is hard to place it in the timeline :(C but I'd say they're rather close in age?

Also can't stop imagining slightly older martin teasing Jon about being more mature than him or something like that because, elders know best, and what are they teaching kids this days.... Tch....

I like to think Martin and Jon are literally the same age.

[princeofuchiha]

Izunas design is so funny to me bc like. Kishimoto really said "Yeah let's make a Sasuke look alike for the warring states era. Though he has to be recongizable...I know! Give em a ponytail and plump ass lips"