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[KINICH X OBLIVIOUS READER]
In which you misunderstand his need to pay you back. ♡
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Again, Kinich left to the peaks of Coatepec Mountain for the 10th time this week. It’s like he took on 10 times his usual rate of commission with how much he has been away recently. At first, you thought that maybe he lowered his prices and now people were flooding him with tasks and errands he could do fast and efficiently- but after speaking with the tribe members of the Scions of the Canopy, you learned this was not the truth at all. In fact, Kinich was quite free of commissions as of late- with the arrival of new friendly faces from afar and their low rates for their own charges. So why was he leaving so terribly often? It was like every time you went to see him, he would leave in a matter of hours. This left you two options.
Option 1: He was tending to a personal matter. Though unlikely, he could be out gathering supplies for a personal project or event for himself. He definitely wasn’t the type, though- especially with how much Ajaw had been complaining as of late. So that left you with option 2: He was avoiding you.
It was strange, you thought, that he left after you would go visit him. Ever since you hired him for a simple commission of gathering Quenepa berries- you felt like you two had become good friends over the weeks. However his disappearances were more and more frequent.
The first time you noticed it after you had come to visit him after a commission that had him away for 2 days. He had come back with scrapes and scratches so you helped him bandage his wounds to make sure they weren’t infected, as you didn’t mind helping him. But then he left a few hours later and returned late at night with Quenepa berries for you. You assumed it was to excuse what he had really been doing, whatever the case.
So it became a strange routine. He would take a commission, you would visit him after and bandage his wounds- gently wrapping his tanned skin in soft cloth and ailment to keep from infection and then he would leave once again before bringing you foraged materials like flowers or berries or even brilliant chrysanthemum. It was an odd behavior to you and to fellow Scion tribe members. Some suggested that he was avoiding you, while some just said to leave it be since Kinich was quite respected in his tribe and no one wanted to get in his bad graces by spreading such rumors, especially to someone he might consider a friend.
So all that was left was you to your thoughts. It didn’t help that you still had this stuck on your mind while you were bandaging Kinich’s torso from his most recent commission where he had run to an antagonized Saurian and gotten quite the scratch on his stomach from it. Although the moment felt very intimate, you were too distracted to notice Kinich’s heart racing under your touch.
“AURGH!! Why must we go out AGAIN, Kinich?! The Great K’uhul Ajaw has MUCH better things to be doing than lugging around with our lowly servant all the time!”
Kinich was still a little dazed from you bandaging his stomach wound just 2 hours before, but was conscious enough to tune out Ajaw per usual- including the sharp yelp he made when Kinich grabbed his tail mid-air to scout the area for materials.
“What should I repay them with this time…?”
Perhaps in his mind, paying his dues to you would encourage you to take care of him more often… at least, it seemed to be working so far.
— Written by Booh ♡
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EXCUSE THE FUK OUT OF ME
#WHAT IN THE GODDAMN HELL III#JUST SERVING C EVERY DAMN CHANCE HE GETS#FERAL#this man istg#I need sedation#and probably professional help#iii#sleep token#fav
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THIS WAS SO GIRLLYPOP OF HIM THE HIP CHECK AND THE BRUSHING THE HAIR OUT OF HIS FACE IM EATING DRYWALL I LOVE HIM
#our flag means gay#our flag means death#blackbeard ofmd#ofmd season 2#ofmd s2#this man istg#i love him your honor#he’s so babygirl#he’s so girlfriend#he’s so girllypop#stede is so lucky#edward teach#i want to hold him in my pocket#he slays
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People be like 'Bakugo would go feral if his s/o got hurt by a villain' and while that is true, I give to you—
Eijiro Kirishima who goes batshit insane the moment some villain has the audacity to touch you.
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Pedro Pascal's silly Fire Dance in Morocco
💜 Please use and enjoy my gifs as you please! Reblogs appreciated💜 Gif requests are open!
G I F N O T I F I C A T I O N S | G I P H Y
#this man istg#pedro pascal#pascalispunk#pedro pascal gifs#pedro gifs#arcanefox gifs#fire dance#i mean wtf is he even doing but can he do more of it please#pedro pascal fandom#ppcu#ppcu gifs
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Would you give us more details about the no pants part? 🥹
A picture is worth a thousand words 🤭
We were chilling in the queue and suddenly he spawned behind us with Jukka dressed like this 😭 (he was wearing black boxers underneath. Not that I was looking... 👀)
The second time he came he was finally wearing pants... But yeah 💀
#ask#this man istg#i was more surprised to see him there than to see him pantless#käärijä#blonde jere
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can we talk about how scary it would be for your date to follow you to the bathroom and then forcibly kiss you? tucker is the most red flag that has ever existed
#this man istg#lock him up!#he needs to be stopped#fuck tucker trout#all my homies hate tucker#the peachyville horror#dungeons and daddies#dndads
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YET AGAIN FitMC refers to Pac as his Brazilian Boyfriend OUTSIDE OF MINECRAFT with NO ADDITIONAL CONTEXT my man they are going to think you are actually gay
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The voice acting + body language....
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Once again Harold Ramis being Unhinged™️
#ghostbusters#egon spengler#harold ramis#the real ghostbusters#this man Istg#did not expect for this to be so funny
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The masterpiece
#this man istg#actually the definition of a problem#but we love him anyway#I absolutely would tho#👀#he pretty#corinthian#the corinthian#sandman#the sandman#cloud draws#cloud talks
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such an angel
#w axl rose#guns n roses#gnr#music#1980s#rockstar aesthetic#axl rose#idol#rockstars#gunners#william bruce rose jr#axl gnr#recent axl rose#he’s so ginger i love it#rock n roll#guns n' roses#gnr fashion#90s rock#90s music#hard rock#i’m going feral#he’s so cute#this man istg#ginger#i want to have his babies#current axl rose#guns n roses fan#gimmie a kiss#80s rockstars#80s heavy metal
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“Capitano is so scrawny!” “Capitano looks weak!” “Capitano blah blah blah!”
What are these people on about, actually. Literally this man could probably squeeze the life out of my degenerate ass with two fingers. Stfu and let us appreciate Capitano AND his waist- he’s hot girl fit.
#capitano#genshin impact#choke me like you hate me#character design#il capitano#this man istg#marry me already
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chuuya headcannons
gender neutral! just sfw
wants touch so bad, but is a) too afraid that he'll seem weak to ask, and b) too traumatized to even feel good about the touch
this adorable little shorty (saying that as i'm shorter than him) says he doesn't care about the height of his partner, yet might be a little annoyed if you're taller than him
the shorter (than him) you are, the more confident he gets
i see his love language as stuff he can give you, like physical things so that he can prove yes, he cares
hey, he has the money to spend, so... here's a very expensive necklace you definitely weren't eying yesterday
doesn't like to get drunk around you and feels embarrassed, but does appreciate it when you come to pick him up (probably a call from hirotsu)
after spending more time as your partner, he'll become more and more comfortable with it
in the first few weeks (cough months) of your relationship, he'll get super blushy over small things like hand holding (scandalous, what if someone cough cough dazai sees?), gifts (from both ends), and even just alone time
wants kids, but not for a while yet. he wants to wait till marriage, but that doesn't include some other things...
#chuuya nakahara#bsd chuuya#bungou stray dogs chuuya#chuuya x reader#bsd fanart#bungou stray dogs#bsd#x reader#gn reader#HE'S SO CUTE WE'RE MARRIED#please chuuya just one chance#this man istg#im just a girl#im in love#stupid fictional characters#no no no murder none whatsoever
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Rishe: *breathes*
Arnold: you can do whatever you want forever
#7th time loop#this man istg#'yea anyways My Wife-'#isnt even married yet#rishe: what nefereous plot are you enacting by marrying me? arnold: i just think youre neat :)#7th time loop: the villainess enjoys a carefree life married to her worst enemy!
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