#it's getting irritating

[moonlight-prose]

tumblr stop hiding my notifications challenge.

[jacob-blogs]

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[pangur-and-grim]

Grim has decided the kitten is annoying, so I try to help the situation by slipping her treats whenever he's around.

unfortunately, the kitten also wants the treats.....

[3liza]

hot autistic adult women are always saying they're doing fine really and everyone is nice to them and they just need to figure out a few little things and then everything will be perfect

[eldritchsurveys]

1146.

Do you have a large dog? If not, are you afraid of them? >> I don't have a dog at all but I'm not afraid of large ones

Has anyone ever told you that they loved you, and you didn’t say it back? >> all the time, because I don't think that's something one says unless they genuinely want to say it and not just because someone else said it first

Who is your favorite photographer? >> I'd never considered having one before but the other day I discovered the work of David Uzochukwu and my god every photo is just so stunning

Were you shy in high school? >> I don't think "shy" is the right word

Did the last guy/girl you kissed have any piercings? .

Do you actually love your parents? >> I do not

Do you know anyone autistic? >> I know about a gazillion autistic people including myself

Do you like your girlfriend’s/boyfriend’s parents? >> I definitely do not like my spouse's mother. gonna beat her with hammers (the father is alright)

Do you like Polaroid photography? >> sure

Who was the last family member of yours that died? .

Do you have any gay family members? .

Would you be upset if you caught your boyfriend looking at porn? >> I can't imagine being upset about this. that's the total opposite of how my value system works

What is your favorite type of cat? >> personality-wise, calico. appearance-wise, Abyssinian

Who of the opposite sex has seen you at your worst? .

Were you raised by someone other than your parents? >> was not

What’s the last chore you did? >> showered

What is your favorite jungle animal? >> oh man I don't even know

Is your father injured? .

Are you part Native American? >> I am not culturally Native American and frankly that's the only thing that matters

What are your pets’ names? . Have you ever worked two jobs? >> for a very short period of time when I was 16 and didn't know any better (and couldn't advocate for myself anyway)

What are the names of all the dogs you’ve ever owned? .

Would you ever get a face tattoo? >> I can't imagine anything I'd want on my face, is the thing

Who in life have you felt the strongest need to protect? >> well, myself, obviously

What is the cruelest thing a person has ever said to you? >> oh, there's been... there's been some things. I think it's best if I didn't dwell on them for the sake of a survey answer

Who have you most feared in your life? >> I was pretty afraid of my father, for sure

What is your strongest reason for your opinion on abortion? >> my feelings about bodily autonomy

What one natural thing would you most like to see? >> the sky at a Dark Sky Park since I live in a country where true darkness is something most of us have to travel and spend money to see

Do you like the game Tetris? >> meh

What’s the most rebellious thing you’ve ever done? .

Have you ever wanted to be a model? >> I wanted to be a Suicide Girl back in the day but that was it

Do you like your name how it’s spelled? >> sure

Who was your first online friend? >> no idea Your last ex: how did you two get together? >> through Xanga, actually Does your mom dye her hair? .

What’s the best kind of video game? (Adventure, shooting, etc) >> I enjoy narrative-heavy single-player RPGs with customisable player characters the most. and MMOs

Do you know anyone who has road rage? >> not anyone I've been in a car with

Have you ever had a controlling boyfriend/girlfriend? >> I have

Have you ever tried to break up anyone because YOU liked the guy/girl? >> haven't

Do you draw fanart of anything? >> I have

What was the last music video you watched? Did you like it? >> I don't remember anymore but I probably did like it

What’s a condition you have that you haven’t been officially diagnosed with? >> autism

Which one of your parents do you think is smarter? .

Have you ever supported anyone’s Kickstarter? If so, what was it? >> I supported the crowdfunding for Pillars of Eternity: Deadfire

What band has the power to make you cry by splitting up? >> I don't think I'm that invested in bands staying together anymore. like even if my favourite band broke up right now I'd be gutted but not to the point of tears

Would you feel funny if you kissed somebody of the same sex? >> lol. lmao Can grills be sexy on a guy? .

What’s your favorite comic book/graphic novel? >> Alan Moore's Promethea

Do you prefer original or sour Skittles? >> sour 1000%

Do you find it easy to pass the time or do you get really bored? >> I find it easy to pass time as long as I have things to do that I enjoy doing...

Have you ever been in a Catholic confessional? >> I don't think so Who was the last non-relative you rode in a vehicle with? >> Sparrow

What was the title of the last song you listened to? >> Nancy Boy Who is the lead singer of your favorite band? >> Manuel Gagneux

Do you expect to be married in the next 2 years? >> I certainly don't expect to be getting a divorce but I allow that stranger things have happened

Have you ever had an allergic reaction to an insect? >> I haven't Who IMed you on Facebook last? >> Lauren

Is there an item that you bought on a whim, but now consider it a crucial part of your life and you would or have purchased it again? >> this lil Squishable I got at the Love's gas station in Lansing, it just has such good vibes for me. like when I look at it I remember how much joy it sparked when I saw it in the store and how I was like "fuck it. I'm gettin a him" and now I have this cute lil alien orb in my bed. it truly is the little things lmao

What flags do you have in your room, if any? >> I have a lil rainbow Pride flag with a Baphomet on it :p

What was the last thing you ate? >> tortellini with andouille sausage & mushroom and some kind of cream sauce, and a slice of garlic texas toast

What kind of natural disaster is most common where you live? >> blizzards and related phenomena, but even those aren't that common anymore in these strange climate times

Do you or your parents rake your yard? .

If you’re not straight, who was the first person you came out to? >> oh I have no idea, I didn't make a big thing of it

What do you think of the ‘Healthy At Every Size’ movement/philosophy? >> I'm into it

Where did you meet the last person you swapped numbers with? .

Who was the last person to add you as a friend on Facebook? >> Adam from the Death Cafe

[captainjonnitkessler]

MBMBAM Question Asker: I'm an electrician, what can I say that's cooler than "Fuck!" when I get shocked? I get shocked a few times a year.

Griffin: Hey, that's pretty goo-

Travis, the only brother to work in a trades-adjacent job to my knowledge: turn off the power before you work on it

[artschoolglasses]

Americans not giving a shit about the wildfires burning down forests and homes in Canada until smoke starts spreading across the border. Meanwhile Indigenous communities across the country are far more likely to be impacted by the fires and I’ve seen all of one link to a charity and about nine million memes. 🙃

[spilledkaleidoscope]

POV your partner finally believes you about those 24 voices in your head but somehow it still doesn't absolve you of responsibility, damn it

[cranberryjuicey]

eva and pw era kaz together would have been enough to put bibo in the ground permanently i think

[lady-raziel]

because there is nothing to lose the people saying biden should resign now so kamala can still be the first female president are absolutely right but why stop there? inauguration day is 70 days away let's make "president for a day" a real thing. say "fuck it we ARE going to do the arbitrary quota DEI bullshit you accuse us of" and speedrun first [category] presidents. revolving door type thing.

first female president. first openly gay president. first transgender president. first president who has been to space. first president gamer president. first mime president. just play president bingo and hit as many categories as possible while we still can. make all of trump's #47 merch unusable by forcing him to be the 115th president instead. who cares anymore let's peacefully transition power but do it in the most chaotic hot-potato way possible

[contagious-watermelon]

Why do I keep seeing transmascs and trans men insisting or implying that all trans men are "female socialized," or "understand the female experience," or "navigated the world as a woman." Because yeah, sure, that can be true for some people. especially if you weren't gnc at all as a kid and didn't crack your egg until well into adulthood, it makes sense.

But they don't stop at saying they had that experience. It always comes with an addendum that trans men, as a group, all can relate to this experience. I don't know about the entirety of my demographic, but I never got even a little bit of what some of them talk about. I didn't even believe that women were scared of going out at night until I kept consistently seeing them say it, online or wherever, for years. I never realized catcalling was a thing until I saw some women complaining about it on reddit.

But they posit it as some sort of, you're safer than cis men, right? You know what it's like? Which, on top of being patently, demonstrably false in the case of myself and many other trans men, holds some unpleasant and often outright hostile implications about trans women. And they always deny it, but if you can't even conceptualize someone like me who grew up gnc, and never got the bulk (or any?) of whatever we consider to be 'female socialization,' what does that say about what you think trans girls went through, growing up? I don't want to speak for them, as I've never experienced that firsthand, but I can guarantee that (if you're even a little bit obviously trans) people don't treat you like a cis kid of the opposite gender. By and large, they don't get treated like cis boys.

It just makes me mad that we're taking this inaccurate framework that (ever so conveniently) puts trans people into the box of our assumed birth gender, and trying to fancy it up and use it with a faux-progressive veneer; never mind the way that transphobes use it to bar trans women from being athletes, or using the bathroom, or having access to any gendered resources they need. It would be bad enough to try and dust it off and use it even if it were largely accurate, due to the aforementioned connections to outright transphobia, but it literally is patently false. Not in all cases, obviously, but why are we trying to revamp this untrue, inaccurate generalization and pretend that we can make it 'trans-inclusive?'

[zarla-s]

[previous]

This isn’t saying you shouldn’t write bad or sad stories or anything, but from Gaster’s perspective as a character in those stories of course he’d want “happy” endings, haha.

But anyway, I kept telling you guys that when Handplates was over I would tell you. Well... here we are. After seven long years, here we are.

When I started I never thought I’d make it. To be honest, it doesn’t feel real to me at all. My brain still expects to do another page in about two weeks as it always does. I assume it’ll take a while to sink in. There’s a lot to say but this post is already incredibly long (sorry), so it’s probably suited to its own post.

But for all of you out there who read this story, whether you were there from the beginning or just came in now, thank you so much. And for all of you that were inspired by this comic, who created things for it, who blessed me with so many amazing gifts of art and fic and music and dubs and videos and so much more... I don’t know how to thank you enough. I never dreamed that an idle idea could have come this far or had such an impact on my life and so many people, but it did.

I kind of feel at a loss for words... again it’s very surreal. But I will say that Gaster wondering whether the kid is an actual human or not has an unintended level to it since my avatar is a fox but it’s TOO LATE NOW I GUESS lol.

( About how it’s a long, long, long journey that we’ve been on And it’s a long long long story that shall be told And it’s a long long day, and we’ve come a long long way But there’s still a long way to go

It’s a long long long way It’s a long long strong way It’s a long long long way Forward - [x] )

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[wizardemotions]

the question came to mind of "in your ship, how might the larger/stronger party pick up or carry the smaller one?" and these were the answers i came to

[fisherrprince]

Instead of writing a fanfic like a normal person this oneshot turned into two separate, contextless things,

[the-bitter-ocean]

Hi isat fandom. Points at the sign.

[cubbihue]

Vhnemdkjf purble irep! Can we see more fairy irep and anti-fairy peri?

Yup!! During their schooling, where the most amount of swaps happened, the two would end up swapping in more than just color palettes!

Sometimes Peri would get caught scheming and plotting Irep's demise (Revenge for Ruining his Science Project). Or Irep will get caught doing something very nice and wholesome for another Fairy (Helping a new student find their way around school).

Just as Anti Cosmo and Cosmo has a bit of each other's personalities mixed up, Peri and Irep has a bit of an overlap in behaviors, haha. They both love to monologue, for example. The more swaps a pair does, the more mixed they get!

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