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I have no idea what I just read but it may or may not be the cure to chronic depression
#it's exactly what it sounds like#the entire fandom needs to read this#i don't want to say it's a masterpiece but it's fucking hilarious#grishaverse#grishaverse fanfic#six of crows#shadow and bone#king of scars
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Nightmare the caregiver headcanons!
(Just me ranting abt undertale au agere, featuring the bad sanses! This is gonna be a new AU-)
Nightmare: Caregiver. Very calm and sorta stoic, occasionally tired of the nonsense but has a good habit of keeping his cool. He may seem uninterested, but knows where all of his boys are, at all time. It's almost scary-
Killer: Middle. He's on the younger side of a middle, being 9 - 10 when regressed. He likes annoying Nightmare, and being playful. Calls nightmare "Pops" or "Dad"! He likes gaming a lot when regressed, which can be anything he can be chaotic in. (Mostly minecraft, but sometimes older games like COD.) He also occasionally slips younger, around 6? And when he's that young, he follow Nightmare just about everywhere, VERY talkative little.
Horror: Little. He's a toddler essentially, 3 - 4. And a very spacing out, unaware one at that. Nightmare absolutely has to keep an eye on him at all times, due to the fact that he will try to chew on anything and everything. To combat this, Nightmare shape shifts one of his tendrils into a harness, keeping Horror secure. Also, he goes completely non-verbal while regressed!
Murder/Dust: Little, very tiny. We're talking he goes 0 - 1, maybe 2. He's an Involuntary regressor, as he believes he doesn't really deserve it. When he's regressed, he's very clingy, and wants to be carried at all times, since he misses Papy's hugs and carrying him. Speaking of Paps! He often helps encourages Dust to ask for things he needs, like a binky, or bottle, blanket, so on!
Cross: Flip. He's not really the regressing type, so he's more of an age dreamer/partial regressor! When regressed, he's pretty quiet, likes to read, or bake (with supervision) he really can't tell his regressed age, which nightmare will reassure him that, it's okay! And, really Cross prefers being a babysitter, mostly to watch Killer. He's better with older kids!
And with that... i feel like I should be writing a story about this, huh.
#undertale agere#agere undertale#always sfw#Sfw#sfw agere#age regression#age dreaming#sfw agedre community#agere community#discreet little#agere caregiver#agere safe space#agere safe#Undertale au#I'm making an AU called UTMV Agereverse#It's exactly what it sounds like#Nightmare by jokublog#Cross by Jakei#Dust by Ask-Dusttale#Horror by Sour-Apple-Studios#Killer by Rahafwabas#Utmv agere
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YouTube's recommendation algorithm can lead to some fascinating discoveries
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Also, been playing "Horse Plinko simulator"
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ooc;; if you enjoyed squid game, get ready for... THE OCTOGAMES!
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I've just done something small that I'm very proud of that I feel like shouting into the void (as well as tell my favorite person by extension)
#okay so i play a game called Beat Saber#for those who don't know it#it's exactly what it sounds like#you have lightsabers#and blocks are flying at you to the rhythm of the song#i hadn't actively played the game in about a year and a half due to a knee dislocation making it so i couldn't play for like 3 months#completely destroyed my motivation to play the game and get better at it#well ive picked it up again very recently#just finished my 2nd session since i picked it back up#and i beat a level i never could beat before#apparently i didn't lose as much skill as i thought i did over time#in other related news#ive found out that when I play that game i rely on my wrists too much which have been kinda destroying my performance#ive started to actively try using more parts of my arms to avoid hurting them and get better at the game#also the level i mentioned earlier was Final Boss Chan by Camillia on expert for those curious#beat saber
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just found out about the salt technique for watercolor painting. this could be a game changer
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What can I say really
#aroace#arospec#aromantic#asexuality#asexual#aroace memes#aro memes#ace memes#like sometimes allos also get it#but most of the time they dont and it just sounds like gibberish#literally the trans meme but aroace version i was like WAIT this is EXACTLY what it feels like to talk about attraction and relationships
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Hi it's just to let you know that the official romanization of Revaan's name is Raverne ! Also they have romanized Baul's name to Baur !
Twst coming back at us again with the least expected romanization! thank you everybody (oh god my inbox) (no it's great, I literally asked for this and the reactions have been INCREDIBLE, thank you all!)
I do like Raverne though, I think it's got a nice fancy sound to it! (I had kinda suspected it was going to be an R instead of an L, so the fact that it's SO close to Laverne except for that is hilarious to me personally.) and Dragoneye Duke is honestly probably the best translation for his title, I wasn't envying the localizers that one. :') Baur instead of Baul I was NOT expecting, but in retrospect I think his name's supposed to be a reference to the Bauru crocodile, so that actually makes way more sense!
someone else also said Meleanor has become Maleanor, which is the REALLY weird one to me, because I was so surprised it was written as Mel instead of Mal in the first place?! oh god no I can't decide which one I like better. 😭 (I wonder if they might change it to Mal...they have made romanization changes before) (like I remember House of Distraction being corrected to House of Destruction in Playful Land) (I did check and she's still Mel for now, but I dunno, they might Mal her up and some point and save me from having to make a decision about which one to use) (HECK I CAN'T DECIDE)
uhhhh thank you for letting me ramble about anime names, let's just say MONOGRAMMED SWEATERS FOR EVERYONE
#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 4 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 4 spoilers#mel is so cute but mal fits with the rest of the draconias better#eng version no you were supposed to save me not make things MORE confusing#anyway raverne huh#that uh. that sure feels like it's supposed to evoke raven doesn't it.#what does it mean WHAT DOES IT MEAN#hold on i'm going to flail around embarrassingly about anime character theories now#(okay first a disclaimer: i do think we need to sit down as a fandom at some point)#(and have a discussion about exactly what is actual canon versus meta speculation versus jokes)#(because i think there has been. some confusion. over that re:crowley and raverne specifically)#(but i do feel justified in being like THEY ARE PROBABLY CONNECTED SOMEHOW RIGHT?! right now)#like i really don't think it's as simple as crowley being raverne but with memory loss or something#(and if they pull that on us i'm going to need an EXTREMELY good explanation to go with it to justify that)#they've gone out of their way several times now to make a point about them acting and sounding different and it feels very intentional to m#(and once again: i super 100% absolutely do not believe that lilia wouldn't recognize him with the top half of his face covered)#i just think the contradictions are a lot stronger than the connections right now but there ARE some connections and i'm 👀ing at them#to be fair the connections are mostly meta like crowley being diablo/raverne being evocative of raven#also the general 'raverne mysteriously disappeared and apparently had distinctive eyes' thing#versus 'crowley's past is unknown and he never shows his eyes'#(i will argue that crowley DOES seem to have some kind of canon connection to briar valley)#(since he is clearly some sort of fae and the masks are a briar valley thing)#and that is kinda it right now isn't it#okay hold on i had to delete some tags because i used too many (thanks tumblr for letting me know and not just vanishing them OH WAIT)#so tl;dr: i'm in the 'crowley is connected to raverne somehow but it's more complicated than just him being in disguise' camp personally#but that will probably change as we get more info and also don't take this as an anti-speculation thing because i love theories HOORAY
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Valentine Lube jungkook/jimin/taehyung, NC-17, 4215 words. Jungkook gets a strange Valentine's gift from one of his hyungs. Is it lotion? Is it hair oil? And who exactly gave it to him?
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Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.
"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."
translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"
It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!
very this
#red said#it's just. I'm obsessed.#everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong#this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT#because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION#i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this?#why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered#but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances#then she left and nothing else occurred'#if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING#i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened#because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all.#a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman#b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening#c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that?#you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much#it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'
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RIP Will Campos the only person who was murdered this episode.
#I fucking loved this episode but also FUCK- OH UH DON'T READ MY TAGS IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED YET CAUSE UH SPOILERS LOL#dndads#dungeons and daddies#the peachyville horror#dndads spoilers#dndads s3 ep 5#tony collette#ebenezer white#[breathes]#TONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY#FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK#choosing to believe there's a chance they save him#I REALLY hope they save him#please these tags were gonna be me rambling about how I'm so ready for him to accidentally become an actual spy#and how Ebenezer is just one more person I need him to have homoerotic tension with#BUT NOW WHAT#Anyways poor Will but also not poor Will cause it was REALLY funny how much everyone was screwing with him this episode zkbfeskgzl#stupidly it was the moth bit that got me the most and particularly Matt describing its journey lmao#Somehow- like I knew the Trudy stuff was gonna be dark but somehow it was even darker than I imagined like fuuuuuck#Also sounds like the people who theorized there'd been an og human Trudy were *probably* right?#Heh. But was it a normal death or was she *murdered* dun dun dun#*Very* excited for Kelsey's boxing match#Francis UH OH GOD??#the two scoops line was perfect though#what else what else... No I'm just caught on that ending now god DAMN it I don't care if they pull some cheap shit to save him#oh actually I know exactly what I want out of this but I'll make a separate post about that one sec lol#undescribed
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a morning w/ you
#ensemble stars#natsumugi#tsumugi aoba#natsume sakasaki#enstars#what's the purpose of this? idk but it feels like an update of my current header which is the first natsumugi i drew#i also don't know if people are ever interested in how i draw them which is... a problem.......#bc i'm starting to realize i look putting them in places for no purpose or v specific scenarios#i hope this feels exactly how it seems (a cool summer morning) and whatever beautiful morning w/ you by the pillows and brockhampton sounds#art tag
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Transcript:
Happy birthday!
I couldn’t quite figure out a gift in time. So take these *cats meowing* they’ve been severed from me.
These are my most trusted possessions- Or they were.
My little light bulbs.
It was decided that I wouldn’t have them anymore.
So I guess you can have them!
Happy birthday! My mascara is running. I have to go.
Goodbye everyone! Thank you!
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Happy birthday, you bitch.
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No transcript for this one.
There are noises.
Wear headphones, not because it is suggestive, but so that no one judges you.
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Happy birthday, Miku! -From your friend, Gabriel.
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#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#ultraversary aka an excuse to dump a bunch of birthday related requests that i would have no reason to post otherwise#no effect on any of these. just accept the gift.#did you know all ultrakill characters have the same birthday? the same way all thoroughbred horses have the same birthday.#you have to trust me on this it was revealed to me in a dream#regular posting will not be returning just yet. i dont have the time to edit rn#i will try to schedule some stuff for next week as I'll be on a trip#the light bulbs bit is exactly what it sounds like btw. he went to the vet and he came home with a cone im sure you can figure it out#treat for V1........ soryr sorryyry soryrr
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WELL
you'll find out.
Once you finish season three, I recommend watching this cool animatic about the Unknowing. It's not lore or anything (it is spoilers for MAG120 though), just a cool animation.
wtf is the unknowing though
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You know what "theory" means, right. It doesn't mean "indisputable fact." If transmascs sharing our life experiences contradicts transfeminist theory as you know it, the theory is the issue, not the transmascs. You think trans guys' masculinity is respected and grants them privilege under patriarchy because someone who isn't even transmasc told you so? Okay well I live in the real world instead of an outdated book, so try listening to people like me about our own oppression maybe.
#frustrated with ppl shutting down use of the term transandrophobia because it conflicts with an existing framework they like#acting like mainstream transfeminist theory has to be perfect with exactly zero flaws or oversights. couldn't possibly be any disconnect.#it's not uncommon knowledge that academia can sometimes gloss over the diversity of irl experiences in favor of what sounds right to them#transandrophobia#transmasc experiences#mine
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