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i would be unstoppable if i could start a conversation

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The high's starting to wear off. Someone shoot another billionaire CEO

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well it finally happened

so my dad is almost 80, this man's been making Spirk content since Star Trek started airing basically

he never knew ao3 existed, he just thought people stopped writing fanfic when ff.net died, like it was a fad that had outgrown him or smth

he clicked an ao3 link in my pinned last night, realizing that they were in fact clickable

he's mad at me for not telling him earlier. "I don't have a lot of years left in me and there's so much to read"

he's gonna spend his whole retirement reading trek fanfic now jesus christ

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next week being christmas feels fake but okay

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"galinda is gay for elphaba" i say into the mic. the munchkins boo. i begin to walk off in shame as a voice speaks and commands silence from the room. "she's right" they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there she stands. its ariana grande.

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once i ran through my friends door because i didn’t realize it was there

@espiricalesper @thinkwithyourheartt

(screw it what's a fun fact about yourself also @ people I'll go first I'm allergic to myself

@escapetheslaughter

@ugly-astral-taurus

@bees-official

@gremlininthedark

@bloodmoon-da-idiot

@multifandomcutie13 )

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i saw this post months ago, completely forgot about it, and then heard this song yesterday, and started obsessively searching to find it again so i could reblog it and confirm that this song is unfortunately real

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

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CRYING at Galinda performing the most flamboyant like...tropical bird mating dance the world has ever seen

Meanwhile poor Elphaba, who has never experienced flirting with ANYONE before, let alone the world's most flamboyant closeted lesbian tropical bird, has no idea what the hell she's looking at and is just like ??????

Still, points for at least attempting to match Galinda's freak

Truly the most magnificent sapphic fail-flirt scene of all time.

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@thinkwithyourheartt

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Loathing, unadulterated loathing! for your face, your voice, your clothing!

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@mildlybizarrecorvid

1k notes somewhere during 13 December '24: I'll let my mum take me to the doctors/hospital

10k notes by 15 December '24: I'll go to another therapy session thingy and talk about my feelings (yukky)

starting tags: @moonandstarshangoutinbars @messrmoony71 @idiot-in-the-walls @woefulstar @since-times-long-forgotten

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like those cups you put iced coffee in?

do you guys have tumblr