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I don't want Elon Musk to kill himself because that would get him some sympathy from liberals and "oh so you don't care about mentally ill people?" would become a common line. Ideally I'd like him to be assassinated Luigi-style, but again that runs the risk of him becoming a martyr. No, the best way for him to die is in a stupid accident of his own creation, which I'm frankly shocked hasn't happened yet. Y'know like Tesla malfunction, falls over the non-OSHA-certified guard rails in his own factory, SpaceX explosion, crushed to death trying to fuck one of his ugly robots, ect.

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re reading crooked kingdom.. has done things to me. which i cannot quite explain.

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Jesper Fahey, ilysm 😭

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Wh-whats going on??????

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please look at this beautiful mouse

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i asked my mum if i could buy myself a $150 colonial mens wig for christmas and she looked me dead in the eye and asked “cant you just do drugs or something?”

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Something that always irks me is when people create an imbalance between Kaz and Inej. What I mean by that is... Kaz is not superior to Inej, but Inej isn't superior to Kaz either. Which is something a lot of people tend to believe. Neither one is more superior to the other. On the contrary, they are equals. They have always been equals, and that is one the most beautiful aspects of their relationship.

Kaz and Inej are both severely traumatized

They are both flawed characters who make bad decisions

They both have questionable coping mechanisms

They are both closed off from other people and tend to share little to nothing personal about themselves

They are both violent and vengeful

I bet you Inej has killed as many people as Kaz

One helps the other feel less isolated

They both help each other's trauma (Inej's voice grounds Kaz when he is drowning and Kaz's ability to always "see" Inej helps her feel present)

They are both so devoted, supportive and protective of each other, but simultaneously, are also able to pick up things they do that are wrong

Kaz shedding enough blood to paint a barn red = Inej wanting to kill a whole room full of people for Kaz

They are crime partners, confidants, and best friends first and foremost

Kaz trusting Inej enough to expose 1/2 of his skin in her presence = Inej trusting Kaz enough to let him stand super close to her while her arms were exposed (chapter 26 of CK)

Kaz calling Inej an investment and joking about Inej being at the Menagerie due to bad luck = Inej being slightly insensitive about Kaz's trauma at the end of SOC (the "gloves on, fully clothed" line) and joking with him about having to limp down the stairs

But Kaz and Inej making up for these things in CK by Kaz admitting to Inej that she matters more than her skill and that he would come for her regardless, as well as selling every asset to pay off her indenture while Inej reflects on what she said to him on the boat and beginning to be more patient and considerate with him, not wanting him to immediately remove his gloves, loving him regardless of the things he's unable to do currently realizing that she struggles as well with intimacy and telling him that she would return to Ketterdam

Kaz and Inej healing together and finding happiness and love with each other

You see? They are equals. One is not better than the other. It's one of their defining qualities and also proves why Kanej is the best ship to ever exist.

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scariest thing about turning eighteen is outgrowing kaz brekker

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ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

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I love how every time I reread Six of Crows, I pick up something new. And this time, something new I picked up was the fact that Kaz was running around and engaging in the Ice Court heist on not only a bad leg, but also several fractured and untended bones which he got when he jumped down from a couple of crates with Inej in his arms. On top of that, the packet of bombs and lock picks were stuffed down his gullet the whole time and he brought them up every hour. And last but absolutely not the least, towards the ending of the heist, he fell into ice cold water and drowned so his heart stopped for a bit, Matthias gave him CPR that was really him near-cracking Kaz's sternum, so Nina, bless her, had to take over and revive Kaz with her powers.

And even then, after he was awake, he dragged himself up a wall, rode a tank, and then proceeded to put himself through even more hell in the next book.

This kid is in severe need of both therapy and a long vacation. Someone, I don't care who, give him a damned Rubik's cube and make him sit for once.

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Me and my wicked witch gf

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