#it's bad this time 😇

[directyourfate]

uhhhh compilation of the alice in chains (literally just jerry) shitposts i've made in the time i've been gone

[buckleydiaz]

[triglycercule]

explodes them ALL... what time is it??? DESIGN TIME

i got too lazy to color anybody else fully aside from the mtt you can explode me now too

[faunandfloraas]

[tohruies]

i'll give you a piece of your favourite candy if you can tell what happens next ! ! 🍬

um 🥹 . what happens next is that . we . um . we kiss . um and . and when we pull away from each other, i cradle his face in my hands and look at him in distress, “yao, i think we need to kill femi.” he nods slowly, a bit concerned, but still takes me in his organic arm and uses his bionic one to propel us out of his house and to femi's location (yes he breaks the roof in the process) (yes we are still half naked) (yes we time-skipped into your plane of existence). he sets me on my feet and i run and break down the door to your house and hold you at gunpoint. <- gun that shoots out heart-shaped bubbles (they will kill you from how cute they are). you grovel at my feet, tears in your eyes. “coco, it had to be done, there was no other way!” i don’t care anymore. i hold the barrel to your forehead and then... the scene cuts to black before anyone knows what happens next. christopher nolan style ambiguous ending. period exclamation mark justify paragraph save as pdf upload file. aaand submit.

there, i told you what happens next … MAY I PRETTY PLEASE HAVE MY CANDY NOW 😒 /SILLY

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

save them tbh

[wineanddineloseyourmind]

i really keep thinking i’m free of my unhinged libido for a while and then i just start squirming panting whimpering growling rutting thinking about what i would do to a subby tboy or prey-coded lesbian right now

[moe-broey]

GOD I would HATE to be stuck at a family dinner with them 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I would NOT fucking survive, the vibes alone would do 1000 points poison damage to me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Also JUST. JUST.

THE VIBES. ARE RANCID. SHARENA DARLING YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS (ALFPNSE TOO BUT DEAR LORD. Sharena LITERALLY was just told to Don't Speak Unless Spoken To RANCID. RANCID FUCKING FAMILY)

[timetravelstudies]

GOD I LOVE people and humans beings and such. Yeah❤️

[sandrockers]

POV you’re taking care of my builder’s pet when she’s away and they want a midnight snack

[faunandfloraas]

So... since it's november now, aka 5 minutes until the end of it all (new year) I thought I would ask if any mutuals would like to exchange cards? I may or may not have caught the making small crafts bug after the concert and I may or may not have already made some small things.... so Uh :) if you'd like to hit me up 🫰😌

[yume-fanfare]

im glad that towikasa is more or less slowly permeating into the enstarrie conscience as some sort of background thing but i feel like if you've been under a prolonged exposure to me you'll think it's a bigger ship bigger than it really is, which is to say: not big at all

[lepidxpterxphxbia]

Behind every lepidxpterxphxbia vent post there is an unfathomably more unhinged vent blog post. Remember this

[trahoalai]

everyday I bust my ass to get to music class on time and everyday I show up to a music class that looks like this

[annihilatius]

I just beat Bendy and The Ink Machine for the first time today (finally, I know), and I might make a post talking about my opinions on it more in depth, but the one thing I will say is that I don't get how people can look at the "remember to check in, it could SAVE your job" poster beside the punch-in station that acts as a way to save the game, the "I'm outta here" running gag, the Bertram boss fight + the lead-up to it, and the credits sequence with art of the characters, and genuinely say in response, "This game is a soulless cash grab just meant to capitalize off the genre with no love behind it." Dude, if the Bendy franchise was actually shameless, none of these things would exist, and the sequel wouldn't have bothered to improve on anything that was constantly criticized about the first

[httpiastri]

Oscar is so bad LOL What even is he doing?

go off, anon 😚 you seem to know a lot

idk if i would say p9 in the championship, two podiums and being one of the four people to win a race this year is “so bad”, but you do you i guess