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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king
#interestingly not the most harrowing thing that happened tonight no that was#getting recognized from a podcast. i hope that never happens to me again thats so fucking scary#fuck me and my wretched life why do i always end up exisiting in the public eye while detesting the consequences
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>Join a union
>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on
>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members
>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on
#anyway this is why i'm the way i am about politics and people who advocate against 'participating in the system'#i am on my way to becoming one of the ten guys and frankly? it's fucking exhausting#i chatted with the union president afterwards and he got this haunted look in his eye#and was like 'i'm glad to see you getting involved but remember you can say no. you can always say no.#don't let anyone bully you into doing more than you want to. make time for yourself. YOU CAN SAY NO.'#which was good and much appreciated advice! but also. ominous
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How come you're all about "feminism" until it's time to protest? We haven't seen you make a single fucking post about the LA riots and it's really disappointing.
Hi friends. This is your reminder not to reply to questions like this. You do not need to self-report your behavior. This is a guilt trip designed to make you violate your own Miranda rights.
Also, they are not riots (Freudian slip, fed?), they're peaceful protests and are a democratic right under the first amendment.
where to find your local protest donate to legal funds my local immigrant support network
be safe out there, i love you.
#i have people i love i am protecting. that will always come before clout lol#i will not be making posts about this yet until i can lol#which is very upsetting for me i promise. we all know i LOVE to expound on a subject.#btw the reason i point out the word ''riot'' here is that in general i have seen that as a MAGA dogwhistle-#they're trying to rebrand the issue as ''violent uprising'' and there's a LOT of reasons why that's a dangerous thought pattern
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local mob boss, puffing on a cigarette angrily:
goon:
Batman, tied to a chair six feet away:
mob boss: did ya have to tie him to the chair with his legs spread open like that?
#why are they always tying him up like that#is my question#my dude has NO dignity cmon#it’s always spread eagle with Batman damn#show off those quads I guess king#batman#bruce wayne#dc#shitposting#late night rambles#Gotham
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Reading my own fanfiction is basically just a rollercoaster of emotional whiplash.
20% of the time: “Hold on. I wrote this? This is fire. This is emotionally devastating in the best way. This scene is dripping with tension. I’m a literary perfectionist. Someone give me a book deal.”
80% of the time: “Straight to jail. Immediate prison. Why is everyone’s breath hitching?. I used the word ‘gaze’ three times in one paragraph like I was possessed. Did I think 'his eyes darkened' was profound? Why is everyone clenching their jaws? Why is someone whispering 'their name like a prayer' again?? No one talks like this. What is this dialogue. Why are there so many weird metaphors and em-dashes…”
#archive of our own#ao3 writer#ao3 fanfic#ao3#writerblr#writer#writers#writing#fanfic writing#fanfiction#fanfic#ao3 author#writer’s problems#writers on tumblr#writeblr#writing community#why am i like this#why does this always happen to me#relatable#humor
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one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."
I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.
#example: a 'friend' in middle school told me I should ask a guy out. she said 'he'll totally say yes'.#he did not. which was the obvious outcome#but it took me years to realize that she'd said that hoping to fuel some drama for her own entertainment.#ANOTHER EXAMPLE#a guy in college approached me saying that he'd been seeing me around campus but was always too shy to talk to me#and that he really wanted to get to know me#so I was like wow 🥺 romance 🥺 and hopped into bed with him#and afterward I was like what do you wanna do 😊 should we see a movie 😊 should we go out 😊#and he was like nope. byeeee.#and I realized I got bamboozled into sex#total shocked pikachu face#I'm still not the best at this tbh. I'm like 'why would this person lie to me. lying is bad'.#anyway this is why I not looking forward to entering the dating world again#DONT BAMBOOZLE ME I'M GULLIBLE
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This is how the battle ended right?
#Deltarune spoilers#deltarune chapter 3#Deltarune#Deltarune lanino#Deltarune Elnina#deltarune starwalker#the original starwalker#Elnina and lanino#Lanino and Elnina#Elnina#Lanino#Couldn't decide between rouxls and starwalker I think this is funnier#Do you have any idea how badly this took me out. He strutted on screen and I started crying. Freakazoid I love him..#This is their dynamic to me#“I'm the original Starwalker” “This is why we fw you you always keep it real” /ref#CAN YOU TELL IM FIXATED. I SAY AS I MADLY SCRIBBLE MORE DOODLES OF THE WEATHER DUO#Anyways they're trans to me.#Clemont_ine
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Imagine handing divorce papers to your arranged marriage husband Zayne because the past 3 years of this marriage have been nothing but a farce and you're tired of chasing scraps of affection from a husband who's almost never home.
You leave the documents (signed from your end) in his office at Akso and skip on your way home, treat yourself to a luxury dinner, self care, a good soak in the bath all while humming under your breath. You go to bed, relieved that you'll be a free woman by the end of the week.
Except Zayne shows up in the middle of night still in his hospital scrubs kneeling by your bed (the first time he's entered your bedroom in a long while)
He clutches your hands in a death grip, tears in his eyes, begging you, "please don't leave me."
#why am i like this#i think this man will always suffer at my hands#it might or might not turn into a whole fic#meliora ideas#meliora writes#love and deepspace#love and deepspace zayne#zayne love and deepspace#zayne x reader#lads zayne#lnds zayne#l&ds zayne#zayne#li shen x reader
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best types of brennan NPC
autism haver
stoner
frat bro who has unlearned hypermasculinity so hard that he's gone 100% the opposite direction about it
anticapitalist proletarian
the most insane person you've ever met
#brennan lee mulligan#in order this post is about (1) ayda aguefort (2) max durden (3) ragh barkrock#(4) bud cubby and (5) bill seacaster#guess what SHOW i am WATCHING#dimension 20#d20#stuff#blmulligan#dnd#ok wait i wanna think about this for unsleeping city#who are the autism havers in tuc why am i blanking.......#im gonna say esther could be an autism haver. or nod#the johns are obviously the frat bros#seven (s3\/3n?) is the anticapitalist proletarian obviously#maddy is both the anticapitalist and the autism haver as a matter of fact#and her name might be spelled maddie idk#anyway alejandro is the stoner#and wally is absolutely the most insane person youve ever met......him and la gran gata perhaps.......#i just remembered about arthur aguefort the actual most insane person youve ever met#strong case for that#the point is these are always brennan's best NPCs#most sentimental? most touching scenes? usually not. but fucking funniest? almost without fail#fantasy high
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Every time there's a food recall that spreads from one company to the next, even from generic brands that are unique to the store selling them, it makes me realize the illusion of choice under capitalism hyped up by conservatives is a bunch of bullshit.
Oh and uh, don't drink apple juice for a while. Arsenic. And it's more than just Aldi and Walmart
#food recalls#remember that tweet by some right wing influencer who went to Cuba and bemoaned there was only 1 brand of canned tomatoes?#anyway all the 'different' brands almost always come from the same factory that's why recalls are so devastating#food monopoly#illusion of choice#food recall
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So, there's a lot of USians around who are very clearly fucking fed up with their political choices this election cycle, and planning to sit it out.
And I get it! What's the point of voting if there's no one to vote for?
The thing is, I'm Australian. In Australia, voting is compulsory. We don't get to sit out our elections, and I'll be real honest with you - we don't exactly get better choices than you lot. So how do you vote if there's no one to vote for? You find someone to vote against. And there's always someone to vote against.
Now, we have the pleasure of preferential voting in Australia - We get to rank every candidate from 1 to X, and I'll tell you, there's something so cathartic about putting the biggest bastard of the lot at the very bottom of your preferences. I understand that USians don't get that option - you get to mark one person, and that's it.
That means that you get one shot, so aim it at the biggest bastard of the lot. The candidate you most utterly detest. Put your vote in the worst possible place for them. Don't even think about who that vote's going towards, that's not the point. Remember, every vote is a vote against someone. Make sure you fuck up that someone's election day!
#politics#american politics#voting#australian voting#if you can't be proud be petty#your vote can always fuck up a politician's day#why would you ever give up such an opportunity?
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Le poisson Steve, the 259th Known One.
#le poisson steve#i did a earworm just before so that was foreshadowing#poiiiiiiiii - le poisson steve - poisson steeeve#Steve#meme#idk if its a thing outside of france#but as always i'm late on trends lmao#France#music#merfolk#human#fish#why do i love so much to put hairy legs on random stuff#sea creature#creature design#chimera#bestiary#monster#ink#the Known Ones#1032#octem 129#ignis 5
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you just got to survive
#pearlescentmoon#impulsesv#wild life smp#life series smp#ive always wanted to try this color palette but also what the hell why did i do another yellow piece. i swear i used to never use yellow#anyway !!! I WANTED TO PAINT!!! before i go back to work week :'( life is rough#eydidraws#my art#trafficblr#mcyt
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using “Agent A” as Alfred’s code name and using “B” for Batman’s shortened name in the field suggests there’s a world where “Agent A” is shortened to “A” and everyone in Gotham and on the Watchtower is terrified of him. because they’ve met B. and if this is B??
#assuming A is the even worse half to Batman’s B is hilarious to me idk why#yes alfred is so much of Batman as is#but it’s also funny to think of him as some godfather like figure#a and b#b always reporting to a in the field#batman#bruce wayne#dc#alfred pennyworth#batfamily#late night rambles
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hey there stranger
#do u guys love how i say ill work on one thing then post something else entirely different#anyways i realize healerfount always had a grip on me and i was just denying my true desires#this is that one off au i never spoke of again. one of 5. clutches head. why do any of you trust me to post#getting off track. time for tags#in a different life au#pure vanilla cookie#shadow milk cookie#healer cookie#fount of knowledge#healerfount#shadowvanilla#pureshadow#puremilk#crk fanart#crk au#my drawbs#3rd panel my beloved
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if we call squirrelflight squilf can we start calling spottedleaf speaf
#warrior cats#my art#thunderclan#spottedleaf#i dont know why it's always a slightly different art style . we just have to be fine with that
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