#it's always fun

[probably-not-a-rutabaga]

got a little silly with pixel brush,,

[acewithapaintbrush]

Always fun when the doctor asks "do you feel any discomfort during sex?" and your 35 years old, asexual ass goes "I don't have sex" to watch the olympic games taking place in their face before switching to the error bluescreen followed by the polite "Oh well then"

[xx-your-new-obsession-xx]

Hi everybody! 🥰 I just wanted to say thank you to anyone who has ever followed me, liked my posts or shown any interest in my blog and for all the sweet messages I've been getting lately. It's so nice for me to be able to come on here and see so much love and kindness and I'm so happy that so many of you are enjoying my blog as much as I do! Thank you for always being so good to me and I'm grateful for all the friends I've made on here along the way :) Love you 💕

[alliellama]

one thing that will never get tiring is that hunger games simulator

[festivalfoxes]

every time i leave the house i wonder what unhinged shit my beautiful wife will post as she spirals into new kinds of madness due to being left unsupervised for more than 10 minutes

[alinaandalion]

was trying to figure out why i’m being so drawn to sad stuff today and why i’m so close to tears and it’s just...the grief lives inside you and doesn’t forget even when your mind does.

[brightlotusmoon]

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[aniseandspearmint]

just having some fun with interesting fantasy imagery! Give it a reblog, if you play, please? And tell me WHY you picked what you picked if you want?

[bargarean]

it ended today and it’s truly a crime to me that seemingly nobody’s brought weapon x-traction to the attention of the non-comic deadclaws fans. it’s the only comic i’ve read that explicitly calls wade pansexual and emphasizes his queerness without it being the butt of the joke. it’s the only thing i’ve ever read that had me genuinely laughing pretty much the whole time. it has some utterly enchanting art. and as of this week and the last it has deadclaws LITERALLY finding each other in every universe

with everything about this comic taken into account i’m so sure that the subtextual intention for it being romantic was there. because like yeah what the fuck is happening in any of this. what’s happening HERE?

why are they so sickeningly domestic. don’t piss me off

[ezlo-x]

palico lore will always be funny to me. They get paid to hunt just like a human hunter. But since they're small anthropomorphic cats you always treat them like pets or babies. like your palico is grown ass man....cat

[angelofdumpsterfires]

how i feel about all the changes in s3

[rune-chaser]

I'm spending the weekend with 3 of my buddies so it's gonna be really funny who gets to wish me a happy birthday first tomorrow

sometimes folks nab me at midnight and I wonder if it's gonna be someone irl or online first this time hehehehehe

[lemongogo]

life of regret

[pickled0ctopus]

my dear comfort zone

[phaoi]

PHUMPKIN ALERT!! 🎃💀🌈