#it's all just; fuckin hell
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Mirage, exists:
Me: well here we go again 🥰
#i mean come on!#stupid robot is too hot#the quips; his attitude#it's all just; fuckin hell#I just think he's neat; okay?#*holds gently*#mirage transformers#transformers rise of the beasts
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Sega managed to give Shadow wings AU before I could
#not ship. just in case#not ship#yall know im a big sucker for anything wings and birds. especially bird wings#a fun fact from hobbyist bird enthusiast: his wings are shaped for passive soaring. broad with empty slots between 'feathers'. like eagles#black doom giving him vaguely bird shaped wings adorned with bird-like tail for steering like 'birds are so cool'#i think one of my wings-in-3D-media pet peeves is how theyre often not shown properly folded/rested when not used#like shadows huge ass wings are constantly held high and unfurled. same for rouge actually#like god dude youre literally running with the wings not even aiding you in any way yet you hold those ALL UP HIGH cant you fuckin REST the#FOLD them for fucks sake. what the hell. thats completely not aerodynamic of you#so uh. yeag. wings cool 👍#love em#i have no idea what i was doing with rouge thereoh god#i really am not the type to make whole redesigns left and right#but i couldnt bring myself to draw rouge with absolutely no (white) fur here and there#rouge 🤝 murata himeko - the only characters i went quite far(?) with redesigning in my headcanons. also both look after my blorbos#also kinda awkward that she wears clothes while shadows just there all naked kek#sonic#shadow the hedgehog#doom wings#doom wing#rouge the bat#guess who was picking at scabs all the time while drawing the last picture#wings
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when a cis person gets medical surgery and treatment to allign closer with their coercively assigned gender at birth, that is in fact, different, to when a transgender person does it.
yes, even if they're the same surgeries! and yes, even if the cis person is intersex!
that does not make a cisgender person meaningfully "trans" in any way what are you people talking about?
being transgender is kinda, fundamentally about being a different gender than you were assigned at birth! and the societal pressures that come with being that are always going to be different than someone who has the same gender that society assigns them!
like this line of thought implies that, being transgender is just a process of surgeries and hormones and medicalization? which, i shouldn't have to tell you that's transphobic but it kinda fuckin is !
i'm sorry but this is just a nonsensical concept and following it to any of its logical conclusions implies really weird things about transgender people and intersex people.
#juney.txt#people seem to have this weird conception of intersex-ness that like#it's just magically complicating somehow#in a way that just kinda seems like any time intersex people are brought into the conversation#they just don't wanna think about it anymore.#and just throw their hands up and go ''well whatever none of the pressures of society apply here anything at all can happen''#just idk#the example i was given seems really fuckin obvious to me in how not trans it is#like ''oh if an intersex afab woman's body started masculinizing and it made her dysphoric#and she started taking hormones to relieve that dysphoria#wouldn't that make her an afab trans woman?''#like no what the fuck are you talking about#like even if we're just treating trans-ness as a purely medical thing for some reason#surely you can see the difference between taking hormones to allign closer with the gender society wants you to be#and the gender society doesn't want you to be#surely you can imagine the latter might come with a hell of a lot more roadblocks and medical gatekeeping and discrimination right
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+ BALLIN'
#ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#all ultrakill fanart is legally requred to have poses that go harder than hell itself#no but fr i think i fuckin COOKED here#i know i usually draw deltarune stuff but this is just too good#drawn with krita
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ponder for a moment, zosanuso with Zoro realizing he likes pet names
Sanji and Usopp get together first. They are very lovey dovey and sappy because Sanji is lovey dovey and sappy and Usopp loves it, gets very swept away with it, and does his best to reciprocate. This shit is practically the bane of Zoro's existence. And that's not even getting into the pet names.
Some time later, he's got the realization that oh, huh, he likes Usopp. And oh, ugh, he likes the Cook too. And he might lament his own feelings about it, but eventually he tells them and then Zoro has two boyfriends.
And then one morning, Usopp comes to breakfast looking incredibly sleepy, and casually gives a "Morning, babe" to Zoro before taking his seat.
And Zoro finds he likes that. He really really likes it. And he's definitely showing it on his face somehow because soon after Sanji is ranting and raving about Zoro being an absolute hypocrite, because how dare he complain all this time about Sanji and Usopp calling each other honey and cher and darling, when he was just as bad as them-
Usopp is more awake now and trying not to laugh, for Zoro's sake. Zoro is very red and keeps trying to interrupt Sanji, but Sanji just talks louder over him. Zoro would start a fight, but Sanji hadn't finished serving breakfast yet and his arms are full of plates so he's forced to suffer.
#one piece#zosanuso#zosansopp#sanuso#roronoa zoro#usopp#sanji#nemotime#what other pet names would zoro like beside 'babe'? no fuckin clue#oh. maybe hed like symbolic stuff. and specifically 'mossy' from sanji#symbolic stuff would be like 'my light' 'my moon' 'my unwavering horse'#that last one is a my hero joke dw about it. its funny to think of zoro being called that and then just exploding from how much he likes it#'my tether' 'my ocean' 'my courage' stuff like that. usopp and sanji tag team zoro all the time to make him blush#theyre so like. ugh. i love this ot3 usually for usopp getting tag teamed but zoro is so good for it too#give that man some love and care STAT#also tease the hell out of him. bc it is cute and also funny
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"A mass for the dead."
"What dead? Who is dead?"
"A man who deserved a requiem mass but never got one."
#utterly insane unfair criminal and illegal how hot he looked in this scene#it's not just the golden hair the stubble the perfect eyebrows the cunty vibe#Maybe its the candle light or#cause i watched every fuckin thing he acted in#cause i studied all his expressions his looks from the 70s until fuckin Jumper 2008#cause I know KNOW his face like#I majored in it I got a degree in it#but still i dont know#he only has this whatever this is in Amadeus nowhere else and#i dont know what they did to him here#what did they feed him#how they made him look like THIS#jesus christ look at him#so gay so handsome so sexy so intense as hell FILTHY LOOK#god it makes me furious#my queer king#I WOULD DIE FOR YOU MY KING#Tom Hulce#thgop#amadeus#amadeus 1984#mozart#wolfgang amadeus mozart#wolfie#the ultimate twink of the 80s#80s movies#filmgifs#Moviegifs#peter shaffer#i am going to die
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ohhh i just know magneto is so pathetic in bed constantly asking charles if he’s making him feel good and charles just praising him like 😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌
THIS IS WHAT I LOG ON TO THIS WEBSITE FOR 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
#nsft#dont look in here im filthy#snap chats#LETS GOOOOOO //SLAMS LOUD CORRECT BUZZER// now if i may cook.#see heres the thing i know charles is erik's favorite word....#erik dont even whimper or moan he'll just say charles' name with varying degrees of lust LARJALKRJG#see MY favorite flavor of erik is him starting out confident and Dare I Say cocky#until he inevitably melts into a desperate needy mess trying to maintain his composure (✿◡‿◡)#like walk with me walk with me: his breathing getting heavier as he presses his lips together trying to keep quiet Girls......#the only thing he allows himself to do is pant charles' name I Hope He Squirms And He Has To Try SO Hard To Maintain His Rhythm#i dont think erik would ever FULLY lose it but he'd be very close and that's still very hot to me.. maybe a bit more who's to say..#sorry .... i just like the Attempts at restraint but still seeing the chips and cracks in it.... like the dam never Fully being broken#but tantalizingly close enough until he comes ... like Cmon Just A Little More.. for some reason that tickles my brain (╯▽╰ )#bonus points if the script gets flipped and now charles gets a bit of a tude/ego with erik ....#dude fuck my tag limit HOW am i supposed to talk bout charles fuckin erik now !!!!!!#AND ITS SO EVIL CAUSE I KNOW CHARLES WOULD SPEAK SO SWEETLY yet in such context.... how lecherous..#LISTEN i just know he's a waist grabber i am certain charles is a waist grabber to keep erik steady while he rides him#'charles cant handle all that' is just my jealous cope because theres SO much to handle and i know charles handsy as hell#i KNOW he touching every curve and every groove on erik's body he doesnt enjoy himself Ever so my god he will indulge#see old people making out crazy tho Theyre Old they dont give a fuck and this is far from their first rodeo#they are shoving each other's tongues down their throats kinda gross if we're honest but what can you do...#thats just how they roll... esp if youre a repressed mfer like charles.#If We're Talking About Dams Breaking then charles is fully letting the dam break when he gets to be intimate with erik#I HAVE CLASS IN AN HOUR WHAT THA FUCKKKK NOW how am i supposed to think of old man sex. jesus christ this is a NIGHTMARE#ending my tags here i fear... sorry i typed up a whole lotta bull fuck i had to put the demons somewhere 😔 let these tags be my plum jar
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Cellbit comparing himself to Frodo from LOTR for like ten minutes in a desperate analogy to let Bad know he’s being blackmailed by the federation, then at the end of it all going “yknow, Frodo is gay. Like really gay. Absolutely gay��� he’s so real for that
#when Cellbit goes FRODO IS GAY so deafeningly loud that Missa and Bad just stop and look at him. he’s so real#Cellbit spends several min making it clear he’s supposed to be Frodo then being like and Frodo is so gay like hella gay he was so fuckin gay#like we are all so aware cellbo. this was never in question. you’re being forced to work for the federation and you’re fruity as all hell#and MISSA who’s just there and has noooo idea what’s going on like Frodo? giving info about elves to the eye? but the eye can’t know he’s -#-making up information? huh??????#mcyt#qsmp#cellbit#bbh#z speaks
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TF One D-16
#poll#maccadam#transformers#smash or pass#request#d-16#tf one#look. listen to me. i want the movie to be good. i want it to be good so badly.#but i simply do not trust it. its giving marvel movie and that has me Incredibly Fuckin Worried#because i do not want this franchise to turn into generic safe crowd pleaser action comedy allergic to genuine emotion generator no. 6483754#i do not want cliche heavy low effort lowest common denominator movie afraid to do anything even slightly weird beyond surface level#like. look. as much as i dunk on bayverse. as much as i voice my distaste for the designs and everything micheal bay has ever done#i respect the hell out of them for letting those robots be fucked up aliens#with weird nasty unfamiliar biology#and for having intense and serious and deathly somber moments#even if they butcher the characterization of some of the bots#cough cough give me your face ill kill them all optimus#im also not crazy about it looking like optimus and megatron come from the same place in the bottom of society#its so much more compelling for megs to come from the very bottom and be hyperaware of how bad everything is#whole orion has more of an everyman position. a cushy library job. not afforded luxuries but not rotting at the bottom#because then they learn from each other. orion piecing together hiw bad things get while megs picks up how in the dark the mid caste is#also genuinely truly if i have to hear bumblebee say 'well that just happened' im walking through the space bridge into a vacuum#welp. that turned into an essay. dont mind me being a hater 💖
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#why do you need this many legs sir#toedscruel#woah holy shit i just looked outside and it's super dark out. i'm queuing this up at noon why is it so dark#lemme look#yeah it's. dark. there's a bunch of dark evil clouds in the sky lookin like it's gonna storm oh i just heard thunder yeah it's gonna storm#uh oh. good thing i'm queueing this guy up before the storm so my power doesn't go out. this happens frequently#anyway toedscruel. it's definitely an evolution of toedscool. it definitely looks like tentacruel#if it's a different pokémon why does it evolve into something so suspiciously similar. i can understand wigglet and wugtrio being#different pokémon. just based on how different they are from diglett and dugtrio. even though their names are a typo away#but this guy is. it. really should've just been a regional form‚ i think#unrelated‚ but on random occasions seemingly whenever someone new finds the blog and reads my tags#i'll occasionally get folks asking me how i type commas in the tags#the answer is that this character → ‚ ← is not a comma. it just looks identical to a comma because of tumblr's font#it's actually a lower quotation mark. so for a language that does ‚this kind’ of quotation marks#and i use it as a comma because i have a fancy linguist keyboard that can type all kinds of fancy symbols. and it's easily accessible#some of my favorites include the single-character ellipse: …#the degrees symbol: º and °#small A: ª#fractions: 1⁄2 2⁄3 1⁄4 etc#and obviously IPA symbols and various diacritics‚ so that i can type the word pokémon without having to copy-and-paste the E#currency symbols‚ too. £¢$§¥ euro is on here somewhere but i don't know where bc i don't use that one really#i just like being able to type things the way they're supposed to be. like it's 80º outside. the stopwatch costs 15¢ in the shop#and‚ of course‚ pokémon. it's the linguistics and computer 'tism combining together i think#it's storming harder now but i found the euro symbol: €#oh fuckin hell my lights just flickered. this is gonna be rough..!
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made the mistake of looking at the cr tag, and on one hand I understand people getting frustrated with the Hells freeing Predathos, but on the other, as usual:
This is first and foremost a dnd game, and if my DM said “this being that trumps even the gods and has a direct hand in your creation and powers is here and you can try to fuse with it/control it”, well, I’m jumping right in baybeeee
#all im saying if this had been the first campaign in its setting nobody would have cared about it.#people care about the’’rest of the world’’ (mostly other pcs) in a way we didn’t during c1 and its bad#the cast knows what that would mean for M9 more that us all.it would be juicy as hell!!!!#also cos the other pcs are theirs#cr spoilers#crit role#cr3#critical role spoilers#a pc getting godified and accidentally fuckin everything and everyone over is so high level dnd coded#matt gave them a sandbox and said its fine if you just emoty it all on the beach#im having a blast and im very curious what matt has in store#especially for laura/imogen! does she have a mini? or two????#would fearne have one aswell??? yet another fearne mini lmao
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Okay, okay. I know what you're thinking, when you see this specimen.
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"Butter, you silly goose, why such Weird tags when it's just a lil' froggy guy? Well. The truth lies under the cut, my friends.
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It's tough trying to draw Goopino as freaky enough to be a bit jarring, goofy enough to be appealing, and also look like a twisted version of Peppino.
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I also tried my hand at spook'ifying him, but. Uhhhh. I dunno.
#fake peppino#IT STILL BREAKS MY HEART TO CALL HIM THAT.. YOU'RE A REAL PEPPINO POOKIE I BELIEVE IN YOU#pizza tower#body horror#body horror tw#body horror cw#i like the idea of his legs being a mix of froggy and bug-like. plus limp goopy arms. when he was made all the bones went to his legs only#i just think it's funny and has no horrifying implications about his movement or who those bones belonged to whatsoever :-)#also. his skin hanging off his face? i fucking hated drawing that. i hate looking at it. i scared myself. fuckin' hell
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I’m going to see Sonic 3 tonight I’m so excited!!!! I’m gonna YELL if they play any kinda rendition of Live & Learn. I’ll probably yell regardless.
Drew this to celebrate, and because I hadn’t made a finished drawing of Shadow in a while even though it’s literally his year
The majority of the time it took to draw this was spent trying to add his arm and hand
I eventually got too frustrated and just got rid of em but I’m still gonna post one of the sketches because I spent too damn long on that to just. Not.
#my art#sonic#sonic fanart#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#art#shadow the hedghog fanart#IM SO EXCITED#LITERALLY I CANT WAIT MAN#but yea this is what happens when I try to draw stuff with perspective. sad face#*through clenched teeth* whatever man it’s fine. I don’t care#Anyways I’m going to a 9pm showing so it’s just gonna be other nerds hell yea#wearing my Shadow shirt and I’m gonna wear the Sonic hoodie I made a few Halloweens back. even though it’s not reaaaally very good#sorry for all the tags#I just REALLY fuckin love Sonic. if you couldn’t tell.
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actually since the dashboard is throwing both sides of the worlds stupidest fucking argument at me I’m gonna go ahead and say I think "start a new paragraph when you'd imagine the camera angle changing" is GREAT writing advice precisely because it tells you absolutely fucking nothing.
there are films with jumpy editing that cuts to a new shot every five seconds. There are films that are entirely made up of one continuous shot. Those two styles evoke completely different feelings in an audience. Similarly, a piece of writing with zero paragraph breaks is gonna feel incredibly different than a piece of writing with constant paragraph breaks.
the same way different camera angles and shots are tools for filmmakers to use, paragraph and line breaks are tools for writers to use, and it’s up to the individual writer to choose how to most effectively use them.
#Fucking hell what a nothing fuckin discourse#Absolute clownshoes website#*sniffles* you’re all so fucking stupid#Yallre just looking for shit to get mad about!!#Like I understand the appeal of building your own hill to die on I am in fact doing it right now#but come on
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hear me out: divorce ceremonies. divorce cake and divorce outfits. toasts to the uncouple spoken by the Worst Man and Maid of Dishonor (gender neutral). separate piles of gifts for the freshly parted, stuff like nice sheets and Target giftcards and cookbooks. marriage gets to have all this ritual attached to it and by god divorce deserves some of that action
#this would only work for people who are actually planning to be friends or at least neutral following their separation#but like cmon how fuckin funny and cathartic would this be. i would go to a divorce ceremony. fuck i would throw one#something something humor is what gets you through the dark times#something something humor is the reason why court jesters could speak truth to power#why get torn up about your ex when you can throw one last good time party with them where y'all get the closure you need#surrounded by loved ones who support you on your parting of ways#like isn't that sorta beautiful? and awkward as all hell#im not kidding i really think this could be cool. but yeah both members of the uncouple would have to be down with it#if you get it you get it. if you dont then its fine just get divorced the normal way with minimal fanfare (ideally)#divorce#snowswords#i am once again divorceposting#it will happen again
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tfw you just give up and make monster Ody a shapeshifter cause he has like 5 different animal motifs and/or similar monsters you could pull from
#POLY-FUCKIN-TROPOS INDEED SRSLY#/aff#I’m being so fuckin real here istg#from Athena & Hermes there’s the wings/owl#Snakes from those two and the popular association of snakes and cunning/trickery#AND foxes to that last part too#And thennn he has Ram motifs with Hermes & from how Homer wrote#tbh he also has ocean/sea [creature] stuff cause the Odyssey; he's king of an ISLAND kingdom#AND THEN THE WOLF/WOLF PACK THING FROK AUTOLYCUS#And again cause of all the trickery and silvertounge shit you've got similarities to make him a siren (Which type??? your choice!!!)#OR A SPHINX#and while it isn't being actually considered or anything#tell me you haven't called him a sad wet sopping cat or rat before#Andddd you can call a snitch/trickster a Rat too so there you go!#he also has the entire emotional supression/distance that you can associate with a cat.#oml#this is all said affectionately btw it's just giving me a conniption idea wise#monster ody#or ithacan naga? …nahhhh#fuckin hell lol#odysseus#odysseus of ithaca#odysseus epic#epic the musical#odyssey#either works really it isn't specific to one or the other
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