#it's a slap on the face every time
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The worst part of reading My Immortal every year since 2017 is that Ebony Dark'Ness Dementia Raven Way dresses just like me.
#it's a slap on the face every time#I have the poor EDDRW wardrobe#but it's like there#it's there#wmp.txt
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GWENDOLYN BOUCHARD PATHETIC LITTLE MEOW MEOW SHE THOUGHT SAW SOMEONE CARING ABOUT HER ENOUGH TO BRING HER ONE (1) CUP OF COFFEE AND TRANSFORMED INTO A PUDDLE OF GOO INSTANTLY
IT WAS IN FACT SO PATHETIC THE PERSON WHO CARED ABOUT HER ENOUGH TO SPECIFICALLY NOT BRING HER COFFEE TO LOOK AT HER REACTION GOT SO DUMBSTRUCK SHE LET HER HAVE THE COFFEE MEANT FOR SOMEONE ELSE
#GWEN JONCORE GWEN JONCORE GWEN JONCORE#every time i hear her voice on podcast im torn between the urge to slap her in the face and give her a hug (neither can happen)#the magnus protocol#tmagp
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“When toxic behavior is portrayed as romantic, it’s problematic. When problematic behavior is portrayed as a character flaw for a character to work through, it’s good storytelling.”
Katsuki Bakugou, my friends.
His behavior was problematic but never once portrayed as romantic at the same time. Katsuki said and did awful abusive things, and he also chose to be better when he was given the chance. If you’re still hung up on chapter 1 Katsuki now then I don’t think you’ve been reading the same story I have.
I can’t speak for everyone, but I’m not shipping Izuku with an irredeemable abuser. I’m shipping him with his most important person. His narrative foil. His childhood friend who made awful mistakes and then made it right when he saw he was wrong. The person Izuku looks up to and strives to emulate, despite their past struggles.
Bakudeku is so good because of how flawed these boys are, and how hard they’ve worked to get over it, and how much they matter to each other after it all
#perfect stories about perfect people who never do anything wrong are usually boring#stories about growth and mistakes and redemption and forgiveness and progress are lit#bkdk#bakudeku#the quote is from cinema therapy on YouTube btw#love them so much#they look at media and talk about what is and isn’t good from a real life human perspective#and boy did this quote slap me in the face#anyway this is my thought literally any time anyone says something about shipping Izuku with his abuser#if he was still being abused then I get it#but he’s not#and saying he needs protection from Katsuki is honestly doing his character dirty#and this is not to say that every situation with an abuser and a victim should turn out romantic#obviously not#the world is not black and white and neither are people#sometimes you have to get yourself out and never look back and that is valid and healthy#but sometimes you’re talking about two boys in a manga who literally cannot stop thinking about how good and incredible the other is#bro I get it#surface level chapter/episode 1 Katsuki is literally the worst#but his glow up has been literally meteoric
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I need you to understand that I went to a tiny conservative christian school K-12. My graduating class was 20 people. I thought I was the only queer one the whole time.
FOUR of the five girls I had crushes on through middle and high school are now out. FOUR of them. Bisexuals really are disasters.
#every time i open facebook i get slapped in the face#usually in a bad way#today it was oh look i have a friend request from a girl i had a crush on but never thought I had a chance#and oh look she's MARRIED TO A LADY#like when it was just one or two that was kinda neat#but now I'm looking suspiciously at the fifth one like#am i batting 5/5 here or--#i could have smooched so many more people as a teenager
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Pages from trying to keep a little sketchbook-scrapbook type thing going for two weeks lol. I gave myself specific rules in hopes they might all end up more cohesive/consistent seeming, but alas, scribbly chaos reigns, it seems
#sketchbook#scrapbook#Actually I feel like these are kind of incomprehensible in photo form like.. In person holding the book its easy to look at#but as images on this scale I feel like there's so much tiny little text and small scribles and stuff you'd have to 'right click > open#image in new browser tab > zoom in' just to actually really see the thing. which for 7 images is excessive lol.. so. probably not the best#medium for sharing really but. I suppose I thought they might look cooler lined up next to each other. The whole part of using a#limited color palette is so that maybe they kind of seem to have more consistent color schemes or something throughout. but I dont#know if they look all that 'related' or not. I think these types of challenges I have always sucked at because I am a being of clutter and#excess. I can't just do like one little simple nice looking design and have that Crisp Neat calligraphy with evenhanded perfect lines#and perfect symmetical composition and etc. etc. Like some poeple post very aesthetically clean and cohesive looking sketch#pages or something but I simply cannot hold back the brain impulse to add more. more. more. Fill every single blank space with color#or a little drawing or a sticker or something. I take away 500 things and there are still a million there. Even when I thik I'm being#'simplistic' I'm still usually being 2x more complicated and cluttered than the standard or whatever lol. I guess thats clear from my#outfits/costumes though too. Like whatever that saying is from that person about something like 'before you leave the house take off one#more accessory. you dont need it' for me is like.. 'before you leave the house. add 10 more accessories. and 6 more layers. and another'#AAANyway. I wonder if also maybe some people would try to plan theirs in a way to look good or something or like.. plot things on the page#before placing them. I did sometimes have a theme for a day kind of (like day 10 I ended up finding a few gold and green things and then#was like.. hey... what if I looked for a few other things and only used these colors today') but aside from that I was just slapping down#stickers randomly and working around them to fill the page. Maybe a lot of neat minimalistic asthetic design is about planning and#having a Vision set ahead of time. instead of just complete random whatever. doodling whilst watching youtube videos or eating lunch. It's#a miracle actually I've managed to not spill any food on the book the whole time. anyway.. I do wish the highlighter really showed up. the#scanner kind of makes the colors look VERY different to irl. But also it got much clearer images than just camera pictures of pages. alas..#..Still oddly enjoy the phrase 'Salisbury Steak gently kissed with industrial pollutants'#probably my favorite section of 'gluing random papers and things onto the page' lol#Also I wonder if it's super obvious that I literally never ever use references when I draw (save for the few freakish looking youtube#face sketches) since everyone is always in the same positions and looking very similar ghhb. This could have been a good opportunity to#work on not solely drawing from my mind and try to do more Dynamic Experimental scribbles. NO. Same exact eye for the 90th time#be upon ye. But I guess it was meant to be casual 'daily doodles'. True 'practice' would make it seem too effortful like a full project. hm#(lol the one decimated pencil in the set... never hand me a writing utensil. i will passively destroy it somehow. shaving the sides of a#pencil off with a knife or snapping a pen in half as a nervous fidget without even realizing i've done it. sorry to the drawing implements)
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so this is why you dressed up nice today like fuck off
#this is one of the lines that pops into my head randomly throughout the day and does extreme psychic damage to me every time#if you know how i feel why would you say that etc etc#and every fucking line from the episode 7 hell scenes#like i’ll be going about my day and then BOOM orpheus and eurydice line slaps me in the face#the worst is when i get hit with sorry no version of this where i didn’t come get you is there#and we’ve got literally forever to figure out what the rest means like SHUT UPPPP#if you or a loved one have been personally victimised by charles rowland popping in your head and saying the most devastatingly romantic#shit you may be entitled to financial compensation#genuinely there’s NO REASON for him to be that romantic like WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT#girl who is NOT going to be okay#charles rowland#he is so perfect to me#i mean the only perfect did nothing wrong character is niko like genuinely she’s so perfect#charles didn’t believe women for like one episode like he atoned for it but it still happened#and then him detailing his hook up with crystal when he knew edwin was jealous wasn’t great#but other than that literally perfect did no wrong#yeet my deet#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#revive dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives#dbdshow#yeet my deebd#dead boy detective agency#dbda#payneland#edwin payne#chedwin#charles x edwin
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another k/s shitpost video, feat. exploding rock
#spirk#spock#jim kirk#star trek tos#the rock exploding kills me every time#spocks face when kirk gets slapped on the back is so funny adjfksgdj#fragile good cleavage#bluesngolds video
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every time someone in a discussion about breeding for BOAS reduction in pugs says to 'look up this program called Retromops' i slip a little arsenic into the produce section at the grocery store
#the chances of getting one of them are slim#but grow a little every time 🙏#listen: we all know about retromops.#and because everyone knows about retromops and they went viral a decade ago its now being slapped on every puggish mix with a nozzle#regardless of overall health or ethics in breeding which#is one of the great challenges independent breeding programmes face.#second: independent programs like retromops are irrelevant to the general health of a breed because most of the time#the dogs in question are neither elgible for stud book registration or#are trusted or accepted by the breed community at large#so you can drool over them as much as you want and while we can hope the individual dogs are bred to a good ethical standard#it wont help pugs as a breed because those dogs will never reenter the gene pool.#which is frankly my worry re: the new skk guideline illustrations as well. you actually need both judges to judge by them -#and breeders to breed by them and so far#breed communities have NOT received it well.#i HOPE its just a bump in the road and it will end up having positive effects! but right now there are other things im#more optimistic about. such as entering the first generations of fully BOAS graded breeding stock
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One reason why I hate the "Grace should have killed Tatiana" take is not only because abuse victims killing their abusers isn't as easy or empowering as you all think it is, but that a big part of why it wouldn't work in this case specifically is that Grace is too kind.
Now, I know the fandom hates her too much to even consider that but I'm going to need everyone who hasn't been in an abusive relationship to shut the fuck up with this one because you think abuse is like mind control and the second you're out of sight of your abuser, you're fine and perfectly unaffected. Also you all think a 16 years old girl is a monster but that's neither here nor there.
I've said before and I'll say it again: the very second Tatiana was out of commission, Grace hurried to take the bracelet off of James. She didn't want to do that to him. And sure, she puts it on him again, but it's out of fear, she's not taking pleasure on this. I'm not saying James has to be okay with it or ever forgive her, he's in his right to hate her, but acting as if she did all of that for shits and giggles is missing the point.
Grace was never a cruel person who wanted to hurt others. She used her power to her advantage but... I mean, her power was all she had. Tatiana made sure she was as defenseless as she could be otherwise and certainly defenseless against her. But ultimately Grace isn't a violent person who wishes ill will against others, she's cold toward men because of the effect she has on them and she's used to looking out for herself. She isn't isolated because it's her choice.
Now if you add to that that Tatiana is her mother (a shitty, abusive mother, but still) and pretty much the only person she had for years, to the point Grace continued doing anything to please her and get crumbs of her love... do you really think she could have gone ahead and killed her? Yes, at the moment she was furious, but ultimately I think she needed to do something. She was distressed and upset and scared and trying to kill Tatiana felt like the thing that would finally free her.
But I don't think she could have done it. Or that she should have for that matter.
#every time i go in grace's tag to look for cool art i get slapped in the face#i have more to say about this but i don't feel like it rn aksfhksdg#the shadowhunter chronicles#tsc#grace blackthorn#the last hours#tlh
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I am violently fucking ill and unwell
#the cure lies in Cardi’s thighs#the band ghost#copia#cardinal copia#look. I love Copia’s current softer looks#but. his Cardinal face. hits differently…#also the cassocks. the cassocks do Something to me I cannot and refuse to address#every time I go to google for photos to make a funny post#I’m slapped by hormones
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If I think about the fact that Siffrin got hit by almost every member of the party Ill cry, no matter what happens Siffrin is always being hurt by their family and no one can do anything about it because Siffrin won't talk about it
#Isat#In stars and time#Isat siffrin#In stars and time Siffrin#Do y'all think about the fact that Mirabelle slapped Siffrin Odile uses Craft on Siffrin and Bonnie has slapped Siffrin's hands away#Do y'all think about the fact that Siffrin craves touch from everyone but the only person they initiated with pushed them away#Do y'all think about Siffrin telling his family important parts of his history specifically about the universe and stars and they tease him#Do y'all think about the fact that Siffrin has been hurt BADLY by their family in multiple ways that don't get resolved because of the loop#I just. I think about how badly Siffrin has been hurt and I can't bring myself to be too mad about the failed friendship quests#The trauma they've faced that doesnt have to do with the constant disregard from their family by itself makes it seem less bad#But add on the constant reframing and pain that comes from the families disregard or hurtful comments in the loops#And suddenly all I can think about is Siffrin saying ''if you want to yell at me'' and how that's not actually that much of an exaggerated#Thought to have when you have ample evidence that that is what happens! You get yelled at or hurt! If you hurt someone else!#I just think about it a lot cause most people... Don't bring up the fact that I think almost every party member has physically harmed Sif?#I just. Dear god. The guilt the pain.
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*Jumps and slams into the wall and slowly slides down* one more doodle of the boys.
Scourge and Light 18/Dec-2024
God these two, I need to get something written for them again soon.
#really need to actually write more for them#Conveniently I'll be riding the train for four hours soon#sketchbook#my art <3#Scourge the hedgehog#light the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog#fanart#my art#sonic the hedgehog fanart#scourge the hedgehog#sonic au#sth fanart#Sth doodle#it's cold over here now#every time you step outside it's like getting a slap in the face.#CURSE YOU SALTY COLD WINDS!!#sonic fanart#au shadow the hedgehog#au scourge the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog fanart
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Just got a very weird, very vulgar ask sent to my inbox supposedly signed by a blog I follow, but I feel that it's some kind of bot or someone else instead
I feel the need to say that if you have some vendetta against someone, please don't drag me into it! I will go about blocking whoever keeps sending these asks but I hate that I have to make a post asking for whoever is sending these to stop (·︿· `)
#what the heck is going on#i get excited every time I get an ask so this was like a slap in the face#💬#📢#not answering it for obvious reasons but it's such an odd situation#i don't know the person they're trying to frame that well#i hate blocking - especially anons - but this is my last resort#🩹
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I was writing down my thoughts in a doc while watching Earthspark and I finally got around to screenshotting some of my favorite ones. As you can see, I was very sane and calm the entire time.
#this was actually so fun#I have no idea how I've never done this before#I don't even remember the context for a lot of these#tf#transformers#maccadam#tfe#transformers earthspark#tf earthspark#earthspark#tfe spoilers#tf earthspark spoilers#transformers earthspark spoilers#earthspark spoilers#the bald hits like a slap in the face every time haha
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Batman has grabbed Harvey’s fat ass in a fight once and Vicki vale caught it on camera
#batman#dc comics#two face#batman rogues#harvey dent#bruharvey#batman villains#twobruce#twobats#they’re married#Batman stop slapping Harvey’s ass every time he turns around!!!#Robin is in the background
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every once in a while im struck with a sudden grief for lyanna stark bc like. youre 16, your father is dead, your brother is dead, your second brother is fighting a rebellion on the front lines ,all the while your youngest brother is about to join the nights watch, youre pregnant in a foreign land, a continent away from your home, family and the warmth of winterfell, and once your brother finally reaches you enter your labor and the most you can do is scream for him as youre dying and hes fighting your captors and only once theyre dead can he reach you and the last thing you can do is beg for him to take care of your son because you wont be able to
#lyanna stark#oughhhhhhhhhh#death and war on planet earth#chaos reads#asoiaf#house stark#every time the clock strikes 4am lyanna stark grief slaps me in the face#ily lyanna they could never make me hate u#a song of ice and fire#she has been dead for so long yet her ghost continues to haunt the narrative. and my brain.#the only reason why i dont do more research on robert's rebellion is purely based on the fact that every time i think abt lyanna catelyn#lysa and elia during said time i cry so violently i throw up
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