#it's a hellsite tho

[mangaka-neko-chan]

If only this site was more engaging than the other hellsite which keeps slowly sinking. But alas...

[glitterrgalax]

i was trying to finish this b4 the twitter ban as a last farewell to my dbd moots but my internet providers took that shit down Fairly Quickly so. yeah. took my time or whatever

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

wonderful, thank you for sending this image to me literally 8 times lmaooo

[padfootastic]

i just want to put it out there that sirius black is scary as fuck from a purely physical point of view.

he’s tall as shit, has been since fifth year when he got his growth spurt, and he has tendency to loom over most people.

there’s also the matter of his poker face—it’s impeccable, untouchable. can make anyone feel like him stuck to the bottom of his shoe. he learnt it from the best in house black and it’s his default. there’s a reason people are afraid of approaching him, and are slightly awed by james’ ability to unconditionally do so at all times.

his magic is ridiculously sentient. it swirls around him at all times, often feeling suffocating to those near him. he doesn’t even notice how it swells with his emotions, rising in his defence without him having to call it. at times, it can feel like a brick wall, that’s how powerful it is. and it’s cold. people have been known to shiver and turn into metaphorical icicles around him.

and he’s also just intimidating in a—social capital way ykno? so much money, training, and status. it shows. he could be dressed in a potato sack and he’d still reek of royalty. which is essentially what the blacks are.

and this is it u don’t take padfoot into account. this fuckoff huge Grim who’s literally an omen of death, easily twice the size of any human around him, just bounding around with sharp canines on display and malice in his eyes. it’s the easiest thing to piss ur pants when u come into contact w him.

[instantpansies]

NEXT CHAPTER BAYBEE!!

enemies to lovers angst hurt no comfort 200k hellsite hall of fame x perry the platypus continues in the next exciting installment!! (i did the thing and made the pov shift as awkward and discordant as possible!! wahoo!)

(i added a bunch of iconic post references too! try to spot them all!)

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend @hellsite-hungergames

[stardustbuck]

every time i come onto the app and see a horrible anti’s take in the tag i’m like are you okay or are you hyperfixating on what maybe 3 people said on twitter because everything they say is shit i have never come across on tumblr and they seem to be claiming we’re all violently horrible pieces of shit meanwhile everytime i check the tag it’s just ppl crying over their kiss, talking about hc’s or posting fics.

[hellsite-hall-of-ex-girlfriend]

the Zootopia abortion comic makes me so angry because the comic is clearly illustrated in a manga inspired art style and yet the comic is not read in traditional manga "right to left" format! it's instead read left to right like a western comic!

this mismatch of styles is an insult to art

[bi-badass-geek]

Buckle up folks because we were talking about wrong things this entire time. Character designs who knows them.. Nemesis & Melinoë tension who? They went as wild as you can get interaction with non other than retribution incarnate going how about i gonna smack you once for the road with consent of course.

[faggotinni]

good to know it only takes a furry and calling the player "angel" to make every tumblr user succumb to insanity

[hellsite-detective]

yo this going to sound really weird but I was searching up people I follow/mutuals (tumblr) on insta to see if I could find them after I found someone I follow out in the wild

anyways I found you and am thinking would I be weird if I followed you? also im anon but you can probably guess who I am lol

ah that’s absolutely okay!!! you tracked me down using your own detective work and for that you get the prize of following me over there!!

i won’t be giving it out publicly tho, if you all want it you have to track it down yourself!!

[you-need-not-apply]

Reblog if you are willing to fake your death with a mutual

[thatstheproblemwithnapkinman]

i love tuning into tiktok to be bombarded with read by ai batfam/superbat posts and going "i've seen that one on hellsite"

idk when they changed from reddit to tumblr but they cite their sources better than james somerton and at least it's about my blorbos

[worshippin]

happy aeor downfall day

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[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

Do you sleep with socks on

this is such a random ask that I feel like i’m morally required to answer it lol

and the answer is- this ✨mysterious✨ museum curator obviously never sleeps soooo that answers your question :)

[graycious-tea]

911 season 7 has awakened me from my slumber I’m back on my bullshit on this hellsite

[instantpansies]

not me adding deep symbolism and rich imagery to my perry the platypus tunglr games crack fic