#chapter announcements

[instantpansies]

HEY HEY HAPPY PERRYSHMIRTZ PROPHECY DAY!!! CHAPTER NINE IS OUT AND IT'S A REAL GOBSMACKER IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF!!!

READ THIS BAD BOY RIGHT HERE BABYYYYYY!!

@perryshmirtzprophecy, here's my contribution to the celebration!! the @hellsite-hall-of-fame x perry the platypus fic continues with a february first addition!!! featuring a SURPRISE CAMEO from @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend (in a way you definitely won't expect!!)

CHECK IT OUT!!!

i feel like a circus ringmaster this is so clickbaity (i promise there's perryshmirtz and some real meat in this one!!! INCLUDING a continuation of ACTUAL PLOT relating to the @hellsite-hungergames!!!!)

[bucketofbugz]

I told y'all I'd get it done

time to go to bed it is 1:33 in the morning and I have a math final at 8 am--

[instantpansies]

👀

this is the perfect time to announce... CHAPTER TWO IS OUT!!!

for more about The Fic (which is coming along slowly but surely), check out the masterpost!

wahooo

What's your take on perry the platypus?

umm well perry the platypus and I have a um hypothetical history….so my take would be biased….so no comment

posts from @instantpansies and @hellsite-hungergames could fill you in tho :)

or um um this very ridiculous and hypothetical tag….. #enemies to lovers angst hurt no comfort 200k hellsite hall of fame x perry the platypus

[fumiko-matsubara]

The reason why I haven't been active lately lol 🩷

[ariaste]

swear to god if I read another motherfucking fic where these vampires pause to get the lube I am going to have a fucking mental breakdown and chew holes in the walls. i have had it up to here. this is an intervention. this is a come-to-jesus moment. what are you doing. are you thinking about your choices. why are you making them have sex like they're humans instead of weird fucked-up vampire sex. look into my eyes. can you please consider your worldbuilding choices and make ones that are less excruciatingly boring. look at me. you're being the softest beigest pillow if you make them use human lube. i'm serious. i will die on this hill.

fight me in the comments if you disagree or you feel huffy about this, i don't care. come at me, bro, i own the night.

[exilethegame]

Hello friends! Sorry for disappearing off the side of the earth for this month. Some news: I just wrapped up the fight scene in Chapter 1, and it is now possible to throw Jost out a window, and I just think that's neat.

Also, Chapter 1. Soon. Ish? Soonish. :)

It'll release on Patreon first (both tiers) for one week, for play-testing reasons. And then it'll be public! I'll make an official announcement post when it's good to go :P

Also, here are some very good, very important screenshots

[robo-nonagon]

💗 me when the third wheel is striking back 💗 (bucchigiri ED parody)

birthday gift for @milkbreadtoast !!

[black-and-yellow]

Aizawa Still Has No Tact

For my 1,000th post I wanted to redraw my first ever post (excluding reblogs), but I ended up posting a new chapter of Taxonomies, completely forgetting about this plan, so I had to make it my 1,001st post instead. Close enough. Enjoy this new and tasty remake.

[secundareforged]

Chapter I is now on Itch.io!<зз

"Within the land of tarnished, benign and somber you are then met by moon - shall be now seen, adored by your tender sovereign, the star of mal, and you shall bite and jaw within that gentle, open maw. Drop down a bird, come high of snake - that is your pair this part onward.

Whom you shall meet? A bird of prey.

Where you shall come? The rabid high, the depth of evermore, the stone of tender winter’s mal."

Tall-crazed morn, sharp-toothed maw of my adored - is out and spoken tenderly so evermore, all-shared tone! Thank you so, so much and so unspeakably and plenty for your gentleness and your support!<з

But there we also go~

Of just as tall I'd love within my all's to see you come there so onward - for evermore I'd also shall adore for you to then return back here along:ззз

[allieebobo]

Update No. 9 (and apologies!)

Very sorry for how long this chapter has taken, but good news is: I’m finally done with the draft of the entire full chapter! It’s now undergoing testing and editing, and should be out / ready for ko-fi supporters on Oct 5.

It has been a real journey (I’m not sure why but this chapter was really challenging to write, mostly because I really wanted to make sure I did enough credit to the possible routes/branching and also cater an experience that even non-Sam romancers would be able to enjoy.) I'm not sure if I fully succeeded, but it's a WIP—with the amount of rewrites I do to earlier chapters... I'm sure I'll improve this one in the months to come as well. !

In any case. Without further ado, I present to you the features for the fifth chapter / update No. 9, and thank you all so much for being so patient with me and supportive!

Update No. 9 Features

Sam attending team dinner (when the flamenco music comes on, you can choose to… get cozy with Sam/Rayyan/Tobin)

Team party on Friday night (participate in a drinking game known as the Devil’s Dozen (party edition). Partner Sam, Tobin, or Rayyan and get… drunk (or not. Non-alcoholic drinks are available too!)

Share a bed with Sam… pt. 1.

Go out to a fancy Italian restaurant on Saturday with Sam (you can choose to wear something nice or not), and then head to a bar afterward.

Share a bed with Sam… pt. 2. [exclusive to Sam romancers]

Have a (tough?) conversation before Sam leaves on Sunday (or you might’ve had the tough conversation earlier on Saturday).

P.S. Sorry again for how long this update has been ‘in the works’, but I can't wait to share it with you all!

If you sent in bugs/errors/suggested improvements earlier, I’m so sorry but could I possibly get you to send it to my gmail (allieebobo@gmail.com) for easier referencing if I haven’t gotten to it yet? The forum thread’s really hard for me to keep track of, so I think I might’ve missed quite a few things!

[demaparbat-hp]

The Painted Lady turned around slowly, deliberately, and stared right through each ghost present in the room. Then, she raised her hands in a graceful arc, pointed loosely at the ceiling, and chanted, “Well, off you go.” She made a shoo, go away gesture, the spirits disappeared, and—wait. The spirits disappeared.

Izumi comes back in For the Spirits Chapter VI: Dream of You. Zuko has a mild panic attack and her upbeat attitude does not help him (or does it?).

Just what is she up to? And what is the meaning behind the blue eyes from Zuko's dream?

[instantpansies]

NEXT CHAPTER BAYBEE!!

enemies to lovers angst hurt no comfort 200k hellsite hall of fame x perry the platypus continues in the next exciting installment!! (i did the thing and made the pov shift as awkward and discordant as possible!! wahoo!)

(i added a bunch of iconic post references too! try to spot them all!)

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend @hellsite-hungergames

[bucketofbugz]

HEY GUYS GUESS WAHT

YEAH

CHAPTER 28 BAYBEEEEEEE

it's very short but I tried my best :((

[muckyschmuck]

ultimately!

[seraphont]

Is there a place or website where I can read this story or is it just comic strips I,m just curious that's also your very creative.

TY! the fic isnt out yet! its going to be put on Ao3 as "Dying and Getting Over It". and yeah Ill be releasing snippets of it as comic strips until it gets written! (:

[sharpth1ng]

WAVE OF MUTILATION CHAPTER 3 IS NOW UP

🔪 Chapter 3 (trans edition)

🔪 Chapter 3 (cis edition)