#it's a coincidence

[heycupcake]

Oh hi, Anubis, son of Sutekh, appearing in Tegan's dream/encounter with the Mara during The Passenger

[mrs-gauche]

So.. I know we’re all drooling over Absolution right now, because ohh was that delicious!! But. Guys. Literally all week long I kept thinking about what this reminded me of.....

Like.. I could’ve sworn I’ve seen this before.......

...somewhere...

....this image...

.....this pose...

.....and it just dawned on me....

That’s... that’s a coincidence.. right?

We’re not.. we’re not gonna read anything into this, right?

[yorickish]

LMAO at you posting nazi dogwhistles, we know what the cup of milk means brodie

do you really think a nazi would post a picture of him drinking a nice glass of milk then follow it up the next day with a post about possibly shitting himself? they'd put me in a military court for that. they'd be interviewing my family members and shit

[jotunvali02]

One Piece chapter 1126

Sanji is drinking Zoro absinthe!

is this a subtle way to tell us Sanji canonically sucks Zoro's dick?

[longfang91]

Really trying to get into Harry's character lately. Going full method.

[thatstheproblemwithnapkinman]

im so delusional

losing him was blue like i've never known

missing him was dark grey all alone

forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you've never met

but loving him was red

the song is red by taylor swift

which was released in 2012

coincidence...

[illgiveyouahint]

So idk why but at the moment I am watching old episodes of political talk show, an old fictional show about politics and I'm reading a fictitious romance political book. So my choices for entertainment are somehow either politics or politics or politics.

[vile-images]

[reactionimagesdaily]

[buildoblivion]

[foldingfittedsheets]

My nana maternal grandmother who taught me swears had one of the most ridiculous pet names for her cat when I was growing up. For reasons known only to her, she simply called the cat: Kitty Kitty Meow Meow. The creature in question was an absolute love bug and lived to be almost twenty.

When I was dating my last boyfriend Brendan we ended up living with his mom briefly before we moved up north together, and his sister lived at home too. One day I was sitting in the kitchen and heard Brendan call teasingly to his sister, “Okay, Miss Kitty Kitty Meow Meow!”

His sister laughed but my head shot up. “What did you just say?”

Brendan ambled over to me, “Oh, it’s an old inside joke. There was this one day I was riding the bus to Charlie’s house and I heard this girl on the bus say her grandma’s cat was named Kitty Kitty Meow Meow. It was so stupid I rushed home to tell my sister. It’s like naming a dog Doggy Doggy Bark Bark.” He was hysterically giggling just relating this story.

I stared at him.

I said, “Charlie and I were on the same bus route.”

He blinked, his giggles tapering down and slowly started to frown.

“That girl was me. That is the name of my nana’s cat.”

It turned out that while Brendan, a year younger than me, had never met me before we both graduated high school, he had apparently sat behind me once on the bus and turned a brief snippet of my life into a meme with his sister. Then a decade later we met through Charlie in college and went on to date. We were both flabbergasted by this coincidence.

But there was one more twist in store for me. I told my family about the way our paths had crossed before we ever dated and they thought it was hilarious.

Then a few weeks later I got a frantic call from my parents while they were in California visiting my paternal grandmother.

“Hey guys, what’s going on?”

There was weird excited static and thumps as the phone passed around and I heard my dad in the background urging my grandma, “Tell her!”

My grandma said ponderously, “You know my cats name is Kiki.”

“Of course, it’s a really cute name.”

“Your dad wants me to tell you the full thing.”

My eyes widened. I could not believe what was about to happen to me but I knew it was coming.

“Her name is Ki-Ki Meow Meow.”

I got it on both sides. Both my grandmas, in different states, with no contact, had named their cats the same silly ridiculous thing. I immediately ran to tell Brendan who laughed so hard he almost threw up.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Man this scene in FNAF 2 movie is gonna be wild-

[fesenmoon]

no fucking way

[teaboot]

I don't get how any of yall can live on flat prairie away from mountains and shit, there's roo much open sky and nowhere to hide, shit gives me anxiety. Feels like I'm gonna get carried away by a large bird

[splatpostcentral]

great to see family together ❤

[ddeck]

i think boba tea exists in star wars with the exact same taste and components as the real thing but it has some stupid name like orb fluid or something