#it's VERY funny

[almondcroissantsandink]

On this week’s episode of The Covert

[weaver-z]

I never want to have kids but I have "fun cousin" hard-coded into my DNA when I'm around small children

[taffywabbit]

my relatives looking over my shoulder while I sit at a table at this predominantly mormon wedding, drawing SLARPG fanart in a sketchbook and showing my cousin some furry art on my phone under the guise of it just being a "D&D commission" (because apparently having a furry character be a cool wizard completely nullifies all typical warning signs):

[discordghost]

[transcript:

they wasn't lying

that pearl end of 2024 stream can out of context shiny duo

/end ID]

[tmae3114]

so I just saw my notifications after making that post about the birthday card from my brother about an hour ago and

@derinthescarletpescatarian, why do I have the feeling that if I scroll down, I'm going to see your name?

[natjennie]

I know conrad uctor from celestial spear is the bad guy the whole time but. imagine if he was just a normal person having to deal with the crew like that. you're just a customer service guy that checks the tickets of the newest people on this like. alternate reality train experience you work for. and they tell you they saw a photorealistic recreation of a film set of their own previous murder investigation (they're detectives, apparently) where the director claims the piece is based on a fiction novel. and then they ask a LOT of questions about your job in the most annoying way possible.

[tit-spoilers]

I fear that we've reached the point where simply quoting a DNPG video while not even concealing any context at all could get someone beaten to death with rocks for being creepy about them if it reaches the wrong audience. AND ON TOP OF THAT DAN WONT STOP TRYING TO GASLIGHT US INTO BELIEVING WE WERE THE ONES WHO CAME UP WITH ALL THAT. All hope is lost

[matryoshkalex]

having younger siblings is great bc mine are have been super into miraculous lately and now have me finally watching past the first season, which i watched ages ago. i love love love cat noirs design and want to cosplay him SO BAD so here. of course i had to draw the boy

(alt versions under the cut!!!)

originally didn't have plagg but my friend (who is also a miraculous fan and ALSO wants to cosplay cat noir) said that no plagg was a "major fumble" so i had to add him in

[allezlesbluez]

i love that the glape joke hasn't died yet

[worstloki]

i love when you write something niche and it's clear the audience has been reached because the crowd that enjoyed the Niche Thing In Question have swarmed it to kudos and bookmark in amazing ratios compared to other, less niche topic works that have more hits and less such engagement

[rogueddie]

don't you hate it when you post about steve and someone thinks it was about steve until they read the tags and then someone else is like "oh I thought it was about steve"? :/

[beedreamscape]

No, but Dorian getting psychic damage from playing an instrument he's not attuned to is so funny

Bards be like "if I'm not immediately good at this, my own brain attacks me"

[ilikecoffeejelly]

When I'm bored, I sometimes tell people random quotes like "mama a girl behind you" and watch them either freak out or they start going insane bit by bit.

[rjalker]

Very specific poll time because I know at least 3 people so far:

This is a poll.

It will last 1 week.

Question: Have you ever named an original character Samantha Carter?

Option 1: Yes

Option 2: No

1 of the yes votes is mine for the record

I had an OC in early middle school I named Samantha Carter after a whole week of debating over different first and last names and variations. She was gonna get bitten by a werewolf after walking home from a friend's house at night after losing track of the time. I never got any further than that though because then our dinosaur family computer died after a thunderstorm and deleted all the writing files. And we had no internet either. RIP.

I think I'd written maybe 500 words or so.

[cowboysprayer]

love that i have become The Religious Friend. i get sent Jesus art, and random church pics and get told about thrift stores the i "would have loved" bc there were a lot of religious statues there

[sophaeros]

Just need more fab/nick fics like for some reason I ship them so hard like that one interview where it describes them as a comedy duo or something

BRO FOR REAL. fabnick is a happier place than casamond honestly theyre so besties forever. in rock & folk 2011 iirc nick says he and fab hung out almost every day in the years between fioe and angles 💔💔💔💔💔 not to mention nick taking so many photos of fab during early tours that people called him nick's muse IM SICK im sure theres a compilation of pics nick has taken of fab somewhere in my fabnick tag. if not i might make one sometime this week

my friends and i actually do have some fabnick aus..current favourite is the good ol college au with fine arts major fab (i just realised he went straight for a sculpture specialty irl but i think it might suit his character arc more to not specialise in anything yet? tbc) and photography major nick modelling for each other's projects 😋 fab didnt even have a project due he just panicked and lied so he could hang out with nick more

in this au they only meet in college. nikolai decided to go to this one specific college known for its arts programs for english literature, julian followed him to stay close to him and went for political science (stroke of genius on my part if u ask me it's so funny. hes the only non-arts student in their group and extremely annoying in seminars), and nick followed julian. fab and nikolai are roommates and nikolai introduces him to the other two whereupon fab gets a crush Immediately. meanwhile in the background of fab and nick's meet cute albert and julian are roommates again and having their domestic drama love story. oh and nick's roommate is ryan BSJFJSN i think hes a business major lmfao

this became less about fabnick than i intended oops. hope my mutuals dont mind me sharing this au we were talking about i really wanna draw or write something for it bc it's sooo cuteeee. learning how to value yourself for who you are and that youre deserving of unconditional love via seeing yourself lovingly rendered by someone who loves you. the slope of your nose in clay or the unconscious turn of your body in a candid photograph. that one james baldwin misquote the role of the lover is exactly the same as the artist. if i love you i must make you aware of the parts you do not see.