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concept for a tv show: a cute simple love story between an assistant and a chauffeur or bodyguard or whatever else rich people have and in the background the rich people are having the wildest telenovela level drama that we only catch glimpses of

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your dashboard is supposed to be at LEAST halfway full of shit you have no context for and fandoms you're not involved in. it is the natural way of the universe

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My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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i think the thing about batman's no kill rule is that its essentially bruce saying "guilty people don't deserve to be murdered on the street either, actually." and he's not wrong.

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I've always wondered how and why Robin was able to come up with an answer like that. Like... how often do you just see sparrows with machine guns?

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all those posts that are like "why am i researching currency debasement in the 1860s for a fanfiction no one is going to care" are full of shit, i just DNFd a fic for being obviously incorrect about the history of plumbing

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was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark

(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')

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i go to the ytp bar and order the usual. the bartender sets a Snoopingas in front of me. i pick it up, raise it to my lips, and set it back down, repeating all of this while gradually accelerating until i have finished the drink. my favorite way to spend a frirfday evenineve

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I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic

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Sometimes I'll mention to someone that my goal is to have hair down to my mid-thighs and I'll get the response "oh, you'll change your mind when you realise how much work that is to take care of!" and I just

My hair is already at my hips and has been for years. Do you think I have somehow remained unaware of the work this takes???

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Hey, so did you ever finish your video series about Cassie and the caterpillar morph? I loved the first three, but never ... no, sorry, I get it, this isn't the place. Sorry! Sorry.

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[First post:] [Stylized A avatar] AntaresMike You could also check out this kayak model. I attached a motor to mine, and it's a little but of a kludge but it works great.

[Reply (indented):] [Cueball avatar] NorthLakeKayak Oh, hey, AntaresMike! I know you! Honestly I didn't realize you existed outside of the Animorphs fandom. I haven't seen you in forever! Uh. So. How are you doing? Kayaking, I guess. Anyway yeah that model is great.

[Bottom caption:] Running into someone on a thread who you know from a totally different part of the Internet feels weirdly like running into your teacher in a store.

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'Apple Treeometry'. Adam Hillman. 2020.

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There's this one muscle (I think?) on the outside of my hand/wrist that I fuck up whenever I do too much crochet. This prevents me from being able to lug heavy shit around my yard (something I need to do a lot of to get any yard work done.) Unfortunately my response to most injuries that prevent me from working is to occupy my hands while resting, with crochet. So you can see how this becomes a problem.

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it’s so hot here that last night i discovered my trader joe’s chocolate wedges, one of which was meant to be my cheeky before bed treat, had fully liquified

in their normal form, they look like this

alas i thought to myself, setting the small round circular tin down on the far side of the bedside table. none of this for me this tonight, i thought, applying my nightly coat of working hands hand cream

in its normal form it looks like this

i woke up at 4 am and went to the bathroom. had to wash my hands obviously. had to moisturize them afterwards, in the dark, too.

needless to say, the first thing I appreciated when it was, at last, bright enough to see this morning was an

absolute

fucking

calamity.

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