#it's Steven On The Spot!

[izzybluebell]

she is tasty now

[peeta-mellark]

THAT '70S SHOW (1998-2006) 1x06 "The Keg"

[dandelionjack]

space babies follows one of my favourite doctor who tropes: the bad guy of the episode isn’t a conscious villain at all, but a well-meaning robot or AI gone wrong with good intentions. the chula nanogenes turning everybody into gas mask zombies because they aren’t attuned to human dna and base their “healing” mechanism on the first wounded boy they encounter. repair droids gone rogue on a stranded ship chasing the brain of a 18th century french noblewoman because they’re programmed to think she’s the final piece of the puzzle. the ‘siren’ of the black spot ‘abducting’ pirates into her sickbay to cure them whereas they assume her to be monstrous.

and now — an education software system conjuring up a literal bogeyman to entertain a bunch of abandoned babies because it lost control in the absence of maintenance and wants to care for the kids as best it knows how. nobody’s to blame, nobody’s “evil”. chefs kiss.

[patashnick]

Are you a hot young white sensitive man comfortable skipping between straight and gay roles to show you have range? Then you might be Hollywood/the internet new obsession!

Not complaining but… let’s try to put some Black, Brown and Asian people on this list next year?

[weedle-testaburger]

in light of recent events (massive F for ice adolescence)

[enigmaticcattic]

Favorite character: *exists*

Me:

[thegreatmelodrama]

same people, different universe

[locomotive-complicity]

Latest Post From Steven's Instagram After His Show At Umatilla Landing Days!

[causticameracrap]

NOPE (Jordan Peele) / personal essay / Blind Spot (Teju Cole) / The Writing of the Disaster (Maurice Blanchot) 

[puff-yy]

NOW WHEN THE HELL WAS THERE A REANIMATOR REFERENCE IN STEVEN UNIVERSE😭😭

[screwpinecaprice]

Although I barely make content for my connverse kids, there is a series of headcanons it's storyline follows so might as well jot it down. ¯⁠\⁠( ⁠•́⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠•̀⁠ )⁠/⁠¯

I headcanon that Steven isn't really immortal and that the Pink Diamond Gem will become an heirloom of sorts.

I headcanon that each of the Diamonds is some kind of representation or parallel to what forms the Universe. I don't know what the others could be, but Pink is the organic parts. Organic creatures, specially the sentient/sapient kind, is a rarity in the vast ocean of space, which was why she's the smallest.

Her affiliation to organics made her much more sympathetic and fascinated with them, and she was captivated with humans the most. Eventually, after living with them and her envy and wonder for them grew, she had the desire to be one. Or rather, something deep in her gem wanted to.

While she can make a baby without giving up her form, she chose to sacrifice herself so the gem can be passed down to Steven.

However, as Pink/Rose and Greg are different species, there had been an inconvenience. The offspring exists, but the gem and organic connection is imperfect and unstable.* The gem needs to develop it's connection to the physical body more. This can be done by letting the body naturally learn to adapt to the gem/magic, then passing both the gem and the DNA (with that learned knowledge) down to the next generation; who's physically more capable of hosting the diamond. The result is not instantaneous so it's going to take a number of generations before the gem and body becomes perfectly fused. (Slow burn route, babyyyy)

Passing down the gem can be done in two ways.

One is the natural way: by giving birth to the child with the gem intact. Of course, this will cause the parent to die. (There miiight be a chance they will still live despite now not having a gem, if they have the technology for it. But it can get trickier down the line as the body and gem becomes more connected.)

The alternate instance the gem can be passed down is when the current keeper becomes deceased and their "Pink Form" (like the Pink Steven in Change Your Mind) appears. They will guard the gem until a progeny claims it. There's a possibility the gem rejects the new body though.

There's a cool down after the gem is passed down. Of course, that and how mentally ready the person is can affect how long the cool down lasts. (Which was why Steven's gem powers didn't come out sooner.)

I was thinking about when you inherit the gem in the second way, how part of the cool down works is that you can still see the prior host as an apparition others can't see. They can talk to you and stuff. (Guide you? Torment you? Be your friend? Idk) But they can't really interact with anything else. They disappear when the new host (keeper?) is fully mentally ready to take in the gem.

*I was wondering also. Either conveniently or by design, Steven has a positive disposition as a lower morale can disrupt the gem's balanced state. Unfortunately for our boi, he's the first meat host, so he has to learn how to keep a stable mind the hardest. 😞

[ratatatastic]

we did it. we found him. we found the florida man.

6.25.24 (x)(x)

[jawz]

i saw the tv glow is legitimately one of the stupidest, most tryhard movies i've ever seen in my entire life. absolute dogshit. and everyone is pretending it's the most lifechanging thing they've ever seen LOL give me a break! the gall to claim this is inspired by fucking DAVID LYNCH??? i can't

[lalah-cupcake]

random ships, go!!

[sunshineandlyrics]

Amongst the 99% of comments section under the YouTube version of the interview that were positive for Simon, complimenting him for being raw, authentic and open about his mental health and death of his father, there was this comment.

Christina Maria Chrysanthou took part in Xfactor series 13 in 2016. She was part of the girlband Alliance on Xfactor but didn't make it through to the final rounds x x

[modernlovez]

I was gonna tell you to look into moonpool but then i realized you did spideymoonpool art and that is SO much better genius. Moon knight moon knight moon knight <- I’m normal I promise

GOD I think I cleared the moonpool tag on AO3 before I even looked into spideymoonpool tbh.... I find the idea of them FASCINATING!! Sorry this isn't my best MK in this but I think they would get goofy