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random thought: tim bursting into the room just in the nick of time to witness the birth of his baby, and lucy upon seeing him immediately starts cursing him out in cantonese.
#*carly catalogs#can you imagine???? lmaooooo#a heavily pregnant sweating heaving red face lucy taking 1 look at him with daggers in her eyes and yelling profanities in another language#sszdzfrtyghjkl#i imagine angela and nyla in the room with her and angela takes a giant step back scared like 'holy shit she's speaking in tongues now'#and tim holds a hand up like 'it's okay she's just cursing me out in cantonese'#it'd be so funny ๐๐๐๐#the rookie#tim bradford#lucy chen#chenford#otp: you know me so well
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Although I barely make content for my connverse kids, there is a series of headcanons it's storyline follows so might as well jot it down. ยฏโ \โ (ย โ โขฬโ ย อโ สโ ย โ โขฬโ ย )โ /โ ยฏ
I headcanon that Steven isn't really immortal and that the Pink Diamond Gem will become an heirloom of sorts.
I headcanon that each of the Diamonds is some kind of representation or parallel to what forms the Universe. I don't know what the others could be, but Pink is the organic parts. Organic creatures, specially the sentient/sapient kind, is a rarity in the vast ocean of space, which was why she's the smallest.
Her affiliation to organics made her much more sympathetic and fascinated with them, and she was captivated with humans the most. Eventually, after living with them and her envy and wonder for them grew, she had the desire to be one. Or rather, something deep in her gem wanted to.
While she can make a baby without giving up her form, she chose to sacrifice herself so the gem can be passed down to Steven.
However, as Pink/Rose and Greg are different species, there had been an inconvenience. The offspring exists, but the gem and organic connection is imperfect and unstable.* The gem needs to develop it's connection to the physical body more. This can be done by letting the body naturally learn to adapt to the gem/magic, then passing both the gem and the DNA (with that learned knowledge) down to the next generation; who's physically more capable of hosting the diamond. The result is not instantaneous so it's going to take a number of generations before the gem and body becomes perfectly fused. (Slow burn route, babyyyy)
Passing down the gem can be done in two ways.
One is the natural way: by giving birth to the child with the gem intact. Of course, this will cause the parent to die. (There miiight be a chance they will still live despite now not having a gem, if they have the technology for it. But it can get trickier down the line as the body and gem becomes more connected.)
The alternate instance the gem can be passed down is when the current keeper becomes deceased and their "Pink Form" (like the Pink Steven in Change Your Mind) appears. They will guard the gem until a progeny claims it. There's a possibility the gem rejects the new body though.
There's a cool down after the gem is passed down. Of course, that and how mentally ready the person is can affect how long the cool down lasts. (Which was why Steven's gem powers didn't come out sooner.)
I was thinking about when you inherit the gem in the second way, how part of the cool down works is that you can still see the prior host as an apparition others can't see. They can talk to you and stuff. (Guide you? Torment you? Be your friend? Idk) But they can't really interact with anything else. They disappear when the new host (keeper?) is fully mentally ready to take in the gem.
*I was wondering also. Either conveniently or by design, Steven has a positive disposition as a lower morale can disrupt the gem's balanced state. Unfortunately for our boi, he's the first meat host, so he has to learn how to keep a stable mind the hardest. ๐
#It'd be kinda funny if the endgame is the second coming of Rose Quartz. ๐๐#Headcanon#Eh. This has connverse elements so tagging it as connverse#connverse#Setting storyline rules to hopefully follow. ๐
#my shiz#my text#Long post#steven universe#SU#steven quartz universe#Hm. Ready for plot holes or loop holes but talking out loud can help me spot it relatively better.#If canon debunks any of this; this a full on AU rather than canon divergent of course#Though this is my main headcanon I very much am open for other headcanons. There is just so much headcanon to have!!! ๐คฉ#Gold TL
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reading fics makes me really want a storyline about chris being old enough to stay home alone. i mean the boy is like 13 now, he's been on a date, had girlfriends (plural). i think i started going home from school and being home alone for a few hours in like 6th grade so when i was like 11. but i mean i didn't live in la. and also never overnight. but like in the show there's always some mention or scene about who's looking after chris when eddies at work or goes out. and that made sense when he was younger obviously but now im like ?? so is this kid just never by himself?? he's like a full teenager now (or cusping pre-teen idk) he's probably gonna start wanting alone time from the adults in his life soon. i mean especially if the show continues on after season 8 he's gonna be in high school !
#911#911 abc#911 show#chris diaz#eddie diaz#this is probably not a new thought#it'd just be so weird if this never changes as he gets older#this is just used in so many fics for plot it's so funny#he's gotta be old enough soon#i mean even the infamous 'chris is out of town for a few days' back in e5 like#lmaoooo#they always make a point to mention who's staying with chris#which i get it would be a question people had#also with athena's kids kinda out of the show now chris is a great next step to getting kid drama#teenage drama#i want eddie stressing!#not that he isn't already dear lord#๐๐๐#mine
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So the Kryptonian naming culture seems to have this thing where boys just have the family name but girls have their father's name then the family name (Eg. Superman is Kal El while Supergirl is Kara Zor-El, Zor El being her father). So he's my question, if Superboy Conner Kent/Kon El had been born a girl or turned out to be trans what would her surname be? Who's her daddy? They are a clone of superman with Kex Luthor's DNA also in there. Does the clone thing mean technically her parental line goes back to Superman's parents, so Kon Jor-El (feel there is an argument for this since superman's parents the Kent's take Kon in not Superman himself implying a sibling dynamic on the tree) or is it Kon Kal-El because there's also an argument Superman is the father, or are we in Kon Lex-El or even Kon Lex-Luthor territory with this? Or even Kon John-Kent?
Superboy being a boy means he can just be given the El and Kent names to signify being in the family without specifically saying how he fits in, but if this situation happened with a girl they would have to make a specific call in terms of paternal parentage.
#intrestingly the think of surnames as just a way of saying son of or daughter of was a thing in a lot of real languages too#with the scottish surnames beguining with Mac litrally coming from Son of Name#and before they became locked in as just the family name it would be unique to each generation#and girls wouldn't be Mac-anything they would be Nic because they were daughter of not son of#this is the case for a lot of languages i just know scottish the best#really funny as a gaelic speaker when people with Mac surnanes just get called Mac like you're litrally just calling him Son#Superman#Supergirl#Superboy#Kryptonian#Kon El#Kal El#Kara Zor-El#I often doodle their family tree in the kryptonian letters and always wonder if on a kryptonian tree Lois Lane should be written as#Lois Sam-Lane#but that would ruin the LL thing#but equally if you write the tree in English including English naming traditions then Superman's bio mum's name wouldn't be LL it'd be LV#so the only way for both to be LL is to have both naming cultures in the tree#I'm supposed to be working right now why does my brain do this ๐
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back to old username??? how come?
lmao I WAS JUST PRANKING ๐ป๐ป
#Ask#Mutuals#girlfriend fc#I thought it'd be very satirical and funny if I changed it to an ACTUAL name lmaoo#Cosmo#But yeah. It doesn't feel like me ๐#So of course I changed it back ๐#You didn't i was being serious was i?#Sorry for the trauma :p
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#i have not gushed about a real person in a while. the last one nearly killed me omg#crush na crush na kita....... its so fucking embarrassing how much i like you its not even funny#this is so painfully embarrassing I LIKE YOU!!!!!!#i don't even need him to like me back. so long as he's right where i can see him. that's good enough#in fact it'd be worse if he liked me back i think i'd lose feelings asap but ANYWAYS.#tangina mo ๐๐๐๐๐#need to focus on zhongmikachi i cant be caught liking a real person omg#i'm not in love with this man this just happens when someone normal gives me attention i think#๐ญ
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ah yes i remember the part of the game where Richard and Cheria explore Orlen Woods :P I carried over my titles which means some of my party members can turn into select others ๐ though they only know the artes they would have when they first join your party, and can't learn new ones until they do.
also i decided to test how the nova monster tutorial fight would go if you're not Asbel--- I thought it might force you back to Asbel but instead it just lets you fight the monster without it ever going into the nova state (which is good as Richard doesn't have any nova-effective artes yet, I would have been stuck dealing 1 damage at a time). So the developers did at least workaround that mild soft lock.
#dolphin plays graces again#yeah I cracked I kept playing a little past where I said I'd stop ๐
this part isnt even relevant to my wip I just wanna keep playing#for now im going back to asbel but once richard has joined up and can learn artes i think i'll try him out. i love speedy aerial fighters#sophie is a good option too maybe hubert. i really only played asbel the first time so i wanna learn someone new#anyway it'd be funny if the cutscene character models changed too ๐
richard saluting to knight academy instructor cheria ๐#i'd imagine the voiced dialogue would sound the same too so that'd be fun. deep bassy cheria ๐
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In relation with your SKZ quirks answer, I now can't help but picture Han playing this song with a straight face to mess with his partner ๐ญ (context just in case)
LOLLLL NOT CBAT ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
OMG I'm picturing him doing a little dance to it as his partner looks on in absolute horrorโฆ and he wouldn't stop until they threatened to put on some skz instead ๐คฃ You're so right!! ๐
#it'd be funny the first time#but i could see him making it a recurring bit#until his partner is like 'so help me god i will leave your cute ass' ๐#han jisung#lovely moots#candlewaxandp0lar0ids#asks
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Hello! Could I request Hades and Poseidon (separatly) fell in love with dummy nymph!reader, who just doesn't notice their feelings, please? (โโฟโ)โก
Type of Writing: Request Characters: Hades and Poseidon Name: {Character} with a Oblivious Nymph! Reader Requester: Anonymous
A/N: My first Record of Ragnarok piece in quite a while, and thankfully, this was quite funny to write. This is so full of fluff and crack that it makes broken attics look nice๐
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๐ Oh sweet mercy, this guy loves yet hates your obliviousness
๐ When he first met you, he would joke around about how you were so oblivious to things, but, when he tried to confess his feelings towards you for the first time and you just replied with something so platonic-sounding, he froze
๐ Your obliviousness was going to be a hint of a problem now
" My dear, have you ever thought about having a relationship with someone? " " I guess so, yeah. Why? " " How would you feel about courting with me by your side? " " Aw! You would help me with courting! You're so sweet, Hades! "
๐ Grabbing your hand when you were scared didn't get you to realize his feelings, even when he gave you the biggest hint while still hiding the straight-forward admission, you didn't get it
๐ Hades does understand that, because your a nymph, you haven't gotten that much experience when it comes to anything romantic, as many believe you only are attracted to things relationships non-romantically
๐ Zeus and Aphrodite have tried getting you guys to get together for centuries, from trying to have you guys go on a blind-date to having you literally go on a real-date with him, you always stayed blind to the real emotions hidden behind his gestures
๐ So, unsurprisingly, Hades eventually does have to straight-up admit his feelings, leaving you flustered and a hint embarrassed
" Y/N, I must admit that I am quite fond of you. So fond that I must ask, would you like to be in a courting relationship? " " You fond someone that wants to court me? Aw, Hades, how swe- " " Not someone else. Me, my dear. " " Oh... how long have you liked me like this?! " " About the past four centuries. " " Oh sweet seraphs... "
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๐ฑ Poseidon is not amused at all.
๐ฑ He is not fond of people not understanding what he said, and it doesn't help with the fact that he's very blunt and honest when it comes to his words
๐ฑ When he first met you, you were speaking to your boss, Aphrodite, and when he arrived to speak with her about the waves causing damages to the nearby forests
๐ฑ That was when he noticed how oblivious you were to pretty much everything
๐ฑ Aphrodite eventually noticed how Poseidon seemed to soften with his actions whenever you were around, and she was the one who prompted him to finally begin trying to tell you about his feelings, unaware that you had no clue how to take a hint
" Y/N, would you like to accompany me to Zeus' reunion next week? As my date, of course. " " Oh, yeah! It'd be fun to spend some time with my best friend! "
๐ฑ Okay, ouch.
๐ฑ It took him only two tries before he began to lose his already strained patience, and he burst that bubble the third time you pushed his advances off as a friendly confrontation
" Would you like to accompany me to Hades' meeting tomorrow afternoon, Y/N? " " Of course! Spending time with my favorite friend is amazing- " " Not as a friend. As a future spouse. " " Huh? "
#Record of Ragnarok#RoR#Shuumatsu no Valkyrie#SnV#RoR Greek Pantheon#Record of Ragnarok Gods#RoR Gods#Record of Ragnarok x Reader#RoR x Reader#Shuumatsu no Valkyrie x Reader#SnV x Reader#RoR Greek Pantheon x Reader#Record of Ragnarok Gods x Reader#RoR Gods x Reader#GN! Reader#Nymph! Reader#RoR Hades#RoR Hades x Reader#RoR Poseidon#RoR Poseidon x Reader
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โ๏ธ Drawtober Day 11 : 'Decorating' with LadyGaz! ๐งข๐ ft. Vampire!Price
When the prompt was written as "Decorating" the first thing that came to mind was Christmas decorating, but that's still 2 months away. So I decided to come up with another idea that connects to Halloween! ๐ญ๐ and of course, it has to involve the Vampire!Price LMAO
I thought it'd be funny af when Gaz and Ladybug find this portrait of Price in a RENAISSANCE ERA PAINTING in his old house.
For a long time they thought that Price could be an old-money. Of course, why not. I mean, look at that guy. His sense of fashion and that mutton chops beard of his screams Industrial Revolution. Initially they believed that it's maybe Price's ancestor from 500 years ago, but the more they look at it, the more they recognize that it's just fucking John Price himself.
Idk why but drawing Price in that ruff collar is funny as fuck.
Hope yall like this little sketch!
#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#cod#cod mw#call of duty oc#inktober#inktober 2024#Drawtober#drawtober 2024#captain price#captain john price#kyle gaz garrick#eleanor ladybug graham#kyle garrick#gaz x oc#gaz x ladybug#ladygaz#call of duty meme#call of duty fanart#call of duty art#sleepyconfusedpotato art
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this is so angela @ tim i'm crying ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
#*carly catalogs#tiktoks#the rookie#tim bradford#lucy chen#angela lopez#chenford#THE INSTANT PERSONALITY CHANGE AT THE END I CAN'T#'ALRIGHTY! GOOD NIGHT!!' ๐๐#i know it's too late and he already fucked up with lucy but it'd be so funny if when they get back together again....#angela pulls tim aside to threaten him exactly like this like 'if you fuck this up again we're gonna have a big problem pal'
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Rollo ending up being best friends for life with Kalim. Listen, call me crazy but I feel like if anyone can get through to Rollo it's Kalim. Kalim has so many great qualities, and keep thinking of how heavenly virtues tie in with Kalim and how Rollo is kind of religious-crazy coded. And Rollo would low-key side eye Jamil for betraying someone as genuinely good-hearted like Kalim. And Rollo ends up being Kalim's grumpy ride or die. Can you tell this stays in my head rent free? Thanks! -Rรญe
Oh, I've actually talked about how I think Kalim and Rollo would interact with each other in a hypothetical situation where the casts of GloMasq and Playful Land were swapped! You can read those headcanons here. Even though Idia and Rollo are really strong foils, I think Rollo and Kalim have potential too! They're opposites in so many ways:
Kalim's extroversion vs Rollo's introversion
Not a nefarious bone in Kalim's body, meanwhile Rollo's willing to be so underhanded in order to achieve his goals
Kalim's boundless ability to listen and to forgive vs Rollo's tendency to bottle up his feelings and to blame others while ignoring his own feelings of guilt
Their UMs are also opposites; Kalim has cleansing water that refreshes and rejuvenates others whereas Rollo has flames that literally become stronger the worse he and the people around him feel
They're both big brothers, but Rollo has lost the only one sibling he had while Kalim has like 30-40ish siblings, all of them alive (the irony being that no one's after Rollo's life but a buunch of people would just love to kill the Asim family heir)
Together, I think those two would definitely be like. The Golden Retriever/Sunshine friend and the Black Cat/Grumpy friend dynamic. Granted, it might take Kalim quite some time to break down the fortress Rollo has built around his heart (we've all seen how stubborn that guy is www), but hey, maybe Kalim could eventually get through to him. If anyone can find it in themselves to forgive Rollo, surely it'd be the ONE guy that insisted to everyone else that they listen to what the man complicit in human trafficking has to say (stares at Fellow) ๐
asdlhbveuotfqetovefovy It's kind of funny thinking about Rollo having beef with Jamil... They're both scummy backstabbers ๐ pointing to one another and accusing the other person of being way worse and how Kalim should stay away from him + not trust him...
#twst#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#Kalim Al-Asim#Rollo Flamme#glorious masquerade spoilers#notes from the writing raven#Jamil Viper#book 4 spoilers#Scarabia#Idia Shroud#Fellow Honest#Ernesto Foulworth#stage in playful land spoilers
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Girly the scream that I SCRUMPT-
So exited to see what comes of Thotty thursday!! Here's the first thing that popped into my head cuz I love a mean bf Steve-
Imagine Mean bf! Steve that always makes fun of you when you cry while trying to take him, or mocking you for being so short(even tho it turns him on so fricking much), saying your a big baby, refusing to comfort you during sex so you always end up crying into the pillows while cumming around his dick.
Imagine if one day your just having it rough, feeling particularly fragile and he dosent even notice, pressing you into the bed like most nights but feels something while gripping your hips and sees your little hand shaking like crazy as your fingers are gently grazing his wrist in a weak little atempt to feel him as he pounds you into the mattress. Idk I just would think it'd be cute, funny idk๐ญ๐
Hope your doing lovley dear!!<3
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Waitโฆ mean toxic frat boyfriend!Steve really does awaken something in me ๐ณ
Warnings: toxic relationship, daddy!kink, dubcon, dark!Steve, mean!Steve.
I can totally imagine big, beefy jock Steve picks cute, tiny little you to be his girlfriend. Youโre a shy girl, with an equally quiet group of friends. In fact, your friends warn you about Steve โ they donโt like how he looks at you like youโre a piece of meat that he wants to devour. But Steve tells you that your friends are just jealous, and Steve is always right so he must be right about that too, right?
As your boyfriend, Steve trains you to only ever listen to him. He tells you that heโs always right, and that good little baby girlfriends always listen to their boyfriends no matter what. Thatโs how he coaxed you to have sex with him for the first time. Well, it was your first time ever, and Steve gladly took your virginity. He told you how good and soft and sweet you felt around his thick, fat dick, and how this meant that he owned you now. That now, he comes before everyone โ including your family and definitely your friends. And you donโt disagree with him because Steve is always right ๐ณ๐ณ
And Steve loves making fun of you and making you cry. He keeps calling you a baby and you keep wanting to prove to him that youโre a big girl. Thatโs why you let him fuck you however he wants to. And Steve can be so rough sometimes, almost like he forgets himself and a beast takes over. Plus, heโs so much bigger than you. There are times where heโs rendered you unable to walk, your legs shaking and bruises covering your whole body. And he always just laughs and saunters off, telling you how fucking hot you look when youโre fucked out beyond belief.
Sometimes, you feel extra needy during sex, and reach out to grab his huge hand. Steve usually just laughs, spitting on your face and smearing it everywhere just to degrade you more. โAww, does the little baby wanna hold daddyโs hand?โ Heโd coo at you, pulling your messy cheek. Youโd nod desperately, and heโd make you beg for it, beg like โplease daddy, please lemme hold your hand ๐ฅบ๐ญโ and Steve would grin wolfishly as he continued to fuck you so hard into the mattress, โtell me how scared you are right now, how you know I could crush you if I wanted to, baby girl. Tell daddy how scared you are of me, and then maybe Iโll hold your hand for you.โ
And you do, of course you do and say whatever he tells you to! Steve is completely in charge after all. โY-Youโre big and scary, d-daddy please hold my hand, please!โ And he finally does, he holds your tiny hand in his and squeezes it, and you love the little scrap of intimacy it brings you as he presses kisses all over your face, bending your legs over his shoulders, folding you in half like a pretzel as he fucks the living daylights out of you. Steve is the biggest man youโve ever seen, so huge and muscular and he can be so mean sometimes. But youโre addicted to how sweet he is later, when he sweet talks you and kisses you and babies you and treats you like his baby princess. You crave that treatment, thatโs why you love him so much.
#HELPPP I got so into it towards the end so had to end it abruptly#steve rogers#steve rogers x reader#dark steve rogers#anon#๐ anon
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You know what?
I've been thinking about how falling in love would be so different for our apes men and women and for us human.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about being a good heart or a complete jerk, because of course it is in both cases (apes and human) a very important part to fall in love. It's more about the differences between the practical and inner aspect of things.
Like, to fall in love, as human, we need to share who we are through conversations and activities. I do believe we fall in love thanks to our mindset and if the other person is able to intellectually increase our own mind. To fall in love, we care about the way people think and how they use their brain and if it matches the way our own brain works. Which leads to a lot of talks and brings all physical and practical aspects to a secondary focus. Your intellect comes first and your physical/practical aspect comes second.
Meanwhile I believe for our apes men and women it'd be more about practical stuff first and second if you have a good way of thinking it's a bonus. Apes will tend to show what they are capable of which leads to falling in love with them: are you able to bring food? Build a safe nest? Follow a small pray? Craft useful tools? Are you strong enough to keep your family safe? Apes will not talk but will show their skills. They will get impressed by your capacity to hunt, build, repair, heal and take care of others. Your intellect will come secondary.
I don't know if I'm clear in what I'm trying to explain? ๐
But this would lead to funny things I think when you and Caesar or Noa would try to court/flirt with each other.
Caesar would more or less understand this "inner" aspect in falling in love for a human so he'll cleverly let you on purpose have long conversation with him while he's showing off his strength or skills to craft a weapon or build a comfortable nest. It's like... you talk, he shows ๐ and he will subtly trying to make you do stuff so you show him your skills while he'll use conversation to explain you how to craft a weapon so he can show you his intellect as well.
Caesar wants you to fall in love with him through your own way AND through his way and vice versa: he wants to fall in love with you through your way and through his own way.
Caesar is deviously smart ๐
Noa... well, he would NOT get that inner aspect, he just thinks you're a talkative human. It's just another very human thing. But wait wait wait don't get me wrong Noa LOVES when you talk to him because he's a very curious ape and he wants to KNOW stuff and LEARN but he also see courting as a very serious thing and if you talk while he is trying to court you through showing you his skills.... can you please focus a little bit? I'm trying to make an impression on you there!
Little did he know you fall in love with him when you share these conversations about culture and traditions stuff...
And when you're trying to craft something from wood or weaving a blanket? Little did you know this is when he falls in love with you.
Should I make it a full oneshot? SHOULD I??
#planet of the apes#planet of the apes x reader#kingdom of the planet of the apes#caesar x reader#noa x reader#noa x human reader#caesar x human reader#pota#kotpota#caesar pota#noa pota
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some silly/random headcanons i have for Strade, Ren, and Lawrence!!
i know a lot of people like to think he kidnaps people from the same bar, using the kind of pick up lines, but that wouldnโt be an efficient way to keep the bodies coming, and he knows that, how long until someone catches him dragging an unconscious/unsuspecting person in his car? And makes a call to the police? Strade doesn't take chances, not with the cops, he may be insane, but he's still extremely smart at what he does, he would go out to clubs, late-night parties, concerts, crowded busy areas, anywhere he could slip in and find someone and leave toghther with less caring eyes on him.
has cut his finger while using his power tools and made Ren suck the blood from his finger before, not because he wanted comfort or anything he just wanted to see Ren's sheepish look while he did (Ren enjoyed it too for the blood, albeit nervously)
Strade is a confident, charismatic man, but i still think no matter how hard he tries to hide his sadistic psychotic tendencies, they bleed through him with the way he talks to people, you always get this underlying feeling of unease when he speaks which is why he prefers alcohol to be involved to get his victims, it'd be harder to notice Stradeโs eyes staring just a little too long for comfort when you're 4 shots in
always keeps eye contact, almost to an uncomfortable amount, it feels like he doesn't even blink half the time his stare feels like his eyes are always threatening to pierce your skull open and see what's inside from his gaze alone.
Strade is strong, but he's no amazing fighter, if you're fast enough, and have the intent to win, or to kill him i dont think his brute force and heavy swings will do much plus i think he uses a lot of street fighting tactics ie; slamming, grabbing you and pinning you, using weapons instead of just his fist to his own detriment (and thatโs what i think got him killed)
really good at texting, he's very descriptive when he texts almost like you're really speaking to him on the phone or in person, he doesn't use a lot of slang or emoticons, Doesn't abbreviate his words like โidkโ โwydโ so on, and lots of Periods. Commas, exclamation points! might reply to something funny he sees with a โLOLโ in all caps or โ๐โ but that's it.
really really wants to learn guitar efficiently, but his claws always cut and get caught on the strings when he tries to play so whenever he does try to play he plays with a pick, he doesn't play the best because of it, it was one of the first things he bought with Stradeโs money after he died since Strade didnโt want him to get one because it was โtoo noisyโ
avid gamer and discord user to an unhealthy amount, and will spam you with messages when you dont hop on the game he's spam inviting you to play with him
sleeps on Stradeโs old shirts and pants and coats, anything to where he can get his scent again in his room will sometimes cry himself to sleep thinking about him when laying on them, muttering to himself how sorry he is for letting him die
he remembers and still can understand basic Japanese formalities and such, he's since tried to relearn his native language online, and he did horribly because he forgot almost everything
sassy, when he's stressed, or angry, he can and will be sarcastic and make sly remarks regarding the situation to you, roll his eyes, cross his arms, mutter to himself, just more on the pouty side when it comes to handling his stress
has a collection of old chew toys, he's torn and bitten through with his fangs when his more animalistic tendencies kick in when he's in heat or just needs to keep his mouth busy
has been sent to psychiatric mental hospitals many times before when he was an adolescent by his family he never made friends or spoke much when he was, he did well, and never caused trouble
heโs fallen asleep while in the bath and somehow hasn't drowned himself hundreds of times he can't help it, it reminds him of the river,,
smoking weed helps him sleep through the day, it keeps him in a deep sleep since he's a light sleeper, so he isn't startled awake by his neighbors stomping about during the day
enjoys horror movies like โJacobs Ladderโ and โThe Jacketโ movies where the protagonist feels as though they are already dead or trapped in their mind, he relates to that feeling when he watches those films
would definitely be the type to go nonverbal when he is high, resorting to nods and shaking his head to get his point across if he's with you and comfortable around you
hates sweet tea and store-bought tea in general, he hates the way they taste and the texture they leave on his tongue, he prefers making tea himself with his plants and the ingredients he grows
#this my first time ever writing headcanons like this for these characters#and writing headcanons in general#thank you all who voted!!#im sure it's not perfect but please lmk how you feel about them!!#your thoughts and opinions help me explore these characters even more so thank you for reading through through these <3#snvffsoda#:3#btd headcanons#btd#btd strade#btd ren#btd lawrence#tpof#btd2#btd2 headcannons
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your social media aus are amazing!! i was wondering if you could do a private relationship between charles x singer!reader (fc: olivia rodrigo) but fans find out?
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