#it’s the dykery I know it
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be real what does it say about me that I always thought he was the most masculine growing up
#it’s the dykery I know it#it’s me being for the femmes#which SEEMS it would be going directly against the ‘I looked up to the masc idols’ but I already had those you see. little me clearly#didn’t enjoy the gender of the others growing up (even though Peter criss was my favorite growing up)#so I saw Paul Stanley here and went yup. diva#playing w gender and only until a year or so ago my dad told me that growing up all the guys didn’t like him much bc he was too feminine#it literally blew my mind to hear Paul’s thought of as feminine you don’t even get it#me looking at the most feminine guy in the group: peak man. what are you talking about#anyways the conclusion is: dykes rule and our delusion reigns supreme
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I'm not sure if this will take off but I'd love to be indulged. I just read through an old reddit thread where butches talked about what colognes they wore and liked, and got to thinking that it'd be fun to do the same.
#the archivist inquiries of the public#tumblr polls#polls#poll time#also honestly i'm a bit of a frag head#if that's the proper term#which i didn't used to be but then i started enjoying more and more being a pleasant sensory experience for people#and also sometimes the reactions of the girls gays and theys is. ahem. quite nice too#also i love wearing cologne and doing it better than men#it's like dress up but it isn't but if it makes homophobes mad then yes it is and i'm flipping them off while i do it#archivist talk#personally in my collection i've got one million lucky valentino's born in roma and then TF's oud wood and i recently got another#called bohemian lime#lush's lord of misrule is also ... mamma mia#i've got others but these are just the ones of note based on how other people have reacted lol#also shout out to old spice deodorant in all its many scents except for the part where it gives me a rash hate that part#lesbianism#dykery#butch posting#butch#butch lesbian#butch dyke#a butch dyke wants to know man talk to me#thatbutcharchivist
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The constant battle of injecting lesbianism into Thea Stilton while the books try to push her into every heteronormative experience is such a Herculean-level fight 💀 At this point I’m gonna diagnose her with “I’m not gay” syndrome
#like cmon I know all of you know she’s not straight#and I WILL continue to push her at high levels of dykery#geronimo stilton#thea stilton#dumb#Keith intrusive thoughts#I now understand what it’s like to be a yaoi artist#mouseposting
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make all the blue hair and pronouns jokes you like because it was unequivocally badass when that girl who was arrested last week ripped off her kufiya and mask at our unpermitted, unlawful assembly rally the other day and screamed that she wasn’t afraid of you, you’re the ones that are afraid of her: a 100lb, blue haired, pronoun using queer girl who won’t be intimidated into silence.
#ra speaks#personal#there’s an awesome photograph of her and ngl that shit is going in the history books. I’m telling my grandkids about her it was so sick.#also literally all the students the cops arrested last week were literally the smallest and least threatening people they could grab.#did my butch dykery scare the little piggies??? was a little mad I didn’t get arrested tbh. the cops are such fucking cowards.#anyways point being that blue haired pronouns using girl is braver than any us marine and I hope she knows how powerful she is.#that’s my little trans sister and I’ve got her back and so does everybody else 🇵🇸✊🏳️⚧️
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I've been watching Xena Warrior Princess the last couple days and I'm having SO much fun
#hooves and harlots best name and best concept for an episode ever honestly#YES xena is on my phone lockscreen NO I hadn't ever watched it before#used to know a horse called xena. am getting an increased appreciation for that naming choice as I watch#personal#LOVE dykery and I LOVE stupidity. there's SO many women on my screen#should really be gearing towards sleep but instead I'm like... what f I watched a seventh episode for the day tho#ALSO recognising that fight scene in ep 1 from doctor who s8e03 was SOMETHIN!
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For a run of the mill cis woman, I get a lot of comments and questions about my womanhood from kids at my job. I had a boy today at the ropes course say to me "You have a deep voice. You sound like an adventure woman." Which not only is the best thing anyone has ever said to me, it is a great reminder to any trans women out there that are insecure about their voice. Keep in mind that you simply sound like an adventure woman.
#i don't know what an adventure woman is but i think i am one by merit of my job#i hold snakes and climb ropes for a living. my voice isn't even that deep?? whatever#in the last couple weeks a child asked me if i was a boy or a girl because i said bro#and i stared at a child who said 'woman don't like snakes' as i held a snake in my hands until he was like. MOST woman.#and then there was the incident where a child looked me in the fucking eyes and said You Are A Lesbian.#like how did she do that.#I swear kids smell my dykery a mile away despite my innocuous appearance#my hair is long that should be enough for you tiny people#my VERY modestly masculine womanhood is very baffling to them. i'm doing the lord's work#not soc#trans#lesbian#adventure woman!!!
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i used to have a really Really bad flinch/panic response to the words dyke and fag because of growing up in a deeply homophobic household in backwoods rural new hampshire but now my social circle is so queer and full of general faggotry and dykery that i honestly forget they're slurs. which is the whole point of reclaiming things i guess. the same principle as naming your pet after someone who hurt you so the name stops being associated with the bad thing. it's legitimately hard to remember how sick and anxious i used to get overhearing either term. dyke is a comfort word for protective butches and bitches n fag is a brother to me.
#i am therefore unlikely to tag slurs because it's a lot better for my mental health to#stop putting them in that box & just use them as casual vocab. instead of constantly self-policing and stressing#like this is the thing i've always seen missing from varying slur discourses. words and language are fun and it's good to find joy in them#'kitkat werent you logging off' yes but where else am i gonna talk about dykery and faggotry.#(i know that the lack of tagging makes my content inaccessible to some people. that's okay. if u need to not interact with me then don't)
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i think they do lesbianism together which is fine
#this is probably the height of dykery from this comic. but what heights!#immortal x men reminded us that kitty is canonically bi now I think. so you never know#kitty pryde#rachel grey summers#marvel#comics#xtxm#greypryde#kittyrachel
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last of us episode four done. beginning yellowjackets now <3
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okay i'm fine now. i've reblogged what i've wanted to express. thank you.
#back to your regularly scheduled dykery~#i have gifs to make i think#also mutuals who ive spoken to about ~the discourse~ just know i see you and i appreciate you and we'll make it through together 🥴
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in my (orthodox jewish) primary school we had a mock seder every year around pesach and i remember in year two my teacher asked for some people to volunteer to be the five rabbis. and my (eight year old girl) hand shot up and i was chosen to be rabbi akiva. i was soo happy i made a beard out of cotton balls glued to a card triangle and i got to go to school in my brother's shabbos suit it was awesome 👍👍. and my mum was still surprised when i came out lol
#i know its literally aa far as possible from the right time of year for this anecdote#i fasted the whole of yom kippur which i havent managed for a while. i got a low alert literally right when we were finishing neilah#literally said amen at the end of kadeish and i started beeping lmao#but i only went to shul for minchah + neilah so. idk coulda been better#jewish dykery
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best comparison I can think of for the pope thing is. imagine an ESL bishop said the word “dykery” instead of “lesbianism.”
now. as a dyke, I'm not cool with straight people using it. obviously you don't need to be a native speaker to know slurs, but “dykery” is NOT a commonly used word if you're straight and want to insult queer women. it's the kind of derivative word you're way more likely to hear in a queer context. if a straight person randomly said “dykery” in the middle of a serious conversation, and a non native speaker at that, I'd be like... where on earth did they hear THAT from?
that's why I'm laughing my entire ass off at the pope thing. ofc the catholic church is homophobic. fork found in kitchen. but why is the pope using slang from drag race
#popegate#hope this puts it in context for non italian speakers. 'his parents were Italian' it's not a common Italian word!#THAT is why it's funny
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knees weak palms are sweaty there's vomit on my sweater already. starting drafting a vulnerable and honest mother's day letter to my mom
#augh augh augh#i mean it's not even. it's not that deep it's barely even personal#its just like. ik u dont understand my butch dykery but i appreciate u trying to b a better mom and do what u can for our dysfunctional fam#i cant rlly write sorry u have to be married to him one day ill kill him for u but like. kinda want to#im gonna sign it gid. hopefully it wont ruin it for her#i wanna buy her something too bc i know my dad wont do shit#op
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daffodil, chia, and camilla! 💐
thank you🖤🖤🖤🖤
daffodil: do you have siblings? if yes, in what ways do you think you’re similar to or different from them?
i have two, a brother who is 4 years younger, and a sister who is 16 years younger. my brother and i didn’t get on as kids cause our parents pitted us against eachother a lot and he was the very clear favourite because they really only wanted a son, but we’re getting better as adults, we’re supposed to go shopping for lumber and upholstery foam later this week so i can build a headboard. we’re very different people aside from being not neurotypical. my sister as so precious to me, she’s technically my step sister but like, i watched her grow up so she’s just my sister to me, i’m supposed to be teaching her how to sew soon which will be fun. we’re more similar i think, she’s really artistic and likes puzzles and figuring stuff out the same way i do.
chia: what’s an inside joke you have with someone else?
i don’t think i have any?? when i was in my first year of highschool (more than a decade ago at this point) one of my friends yelled backflip and then went to jump forward as if she was about to do a front flip (not realising it was the wrong direction) and we call copied that to eachother for ages cause it was peak humour to 12 year olds. that the only inside joke i can remember.
carmilla: what were you like when you were younger? do you think you’ve changed a lot?
i don’t know if baby me would recognise adult me honestly, baby nyx was made to feel very scared, very ugly, and very stupid and tried to hide that by being very reckless and not talking to people more than necessary, which is completely opposite to how confident and capable i feel now. if 8 year old me saw 24 year old me with a half shaved head starting a conversation with a stranger on the bus, or going to uni, or making out with strangers in nightclubs (not that ive don’t this much in the last few years, fucking covid) i think she’d be terrified.
#baby nyx would also be terrified by the dykery but we won’t hold that against her (baby me uses she/her cause i know she’d cry otherwise)#(it’s weird being not a girl when you’re a little kid who’s parents hate you for being a girl but also you’re an inherently defiant person)
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eddie diaz is plugged into the lesbian matrix so i KNOW he is going to sense that buck is sexually unsatisfied with his loser ass boyfriend and do dykery about it. wowww no omg :( you DESERVE better like it’s not even hard to be more giving in bed.. yesss you should come over get him off your mind!! obviously you should spend the nightttt <3 don’t even worry about itttttt. and obviously they sleep together. and obviously it’s crazy good.
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Okay so i like to get in my car and drive to the mall parking lot and sit and do work. I like to do this because the adhd squirrels that eat my brain normally live at home and I'm able to get more work done out of the house. So I sit in my car by this bus stop near the mall
So today this woman approaches the passenger side window and tries to talk to me. And i open the window a crack, I've spoken to her before, she's seems nice. she doesn't communicate very well, which is fine, of course.
So we make small talk, chat about the weather or whatever, and then she gets on the bus
So this time she asked "Where do you live?"
"Oh, I live in [REDACTED]"
"Oh, wonderful... in a house, or...?"
"Yes, my wife and i live in a house, we're very lucky"
Utter confusion. A long pause.
"Your husband?"
"No, my wife."
Another moment of confusion
"How do you do that?"
"...What?"
A look of shock. "Are you a boy?"
Me, not wanting to go into gender 101: "No, I'm not a boy"
"Are you a woman???"
Me, REALLY not wanting to go into gender 101: "W-well, I'm not--I'm not a man, haha!"
"Oh. And you are trying to change that?"
"Uh--well, no," I said, beginning to sweat, "I'm not--I was born not a man and I'm still not a man, haha"
"...Your wife is a man?" she asked, with trepidation
"No," i said, "she's a woman!" I don't mind being very clear on this concept, the very notion of dykery can be shocking to some, i know, and I'm okay being the what is apparently the first gay this woman has ever met
Incredulous look in response. "How do you do that?!"
"How do you do what?" I asked, expecting a question about the legality of gay marriage, or about how I knew i was gay, etc.
she looked me dead in the eye, gestured vaguely, and said
"SEX!"
"WHAT?"
"How do you sex??"
"--I think that's a better question for Google, ma'am," I said desperately
She made a dismissive gesture. "You can tell me."
"N-oooo, I don't want to talk about my sex life, ma'am"
"It's okay, ill tell you if it's not okay"
"No, I really don't want to--"
"Oh! You use plastic man? You just kiss each other or...?"
"Have a great day ma'am" i say and close my window and put my car in reverse and drive away
anyway that was what happened to me just now. What a question. how DO you do sex
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