#it’s the dykery I know it
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be real what does it say about me that I always thought he was the most masculine growing up
#it’s the dykery I know it#it’s me being for the femmes#which SEEMS it would be going directly against the ‘I looked up to the masc idols’ but I already had those you see. little me clearly#didn’t enjoy the gender of the others growing up (even though Peter criss was my favorite growing up)#so I saw Paul Stanley here and went yup. diva#playing w gender and only until a year or so ago my dad told me that growing up all the guys didn’t like him much bc he was too feminine#it literally blew my mind to hear Paul’s thought of as feminine you don’t even get it#me looking at the most feminine guy in the group: peak man. what are you talking about#anyways the conclusion is: dykes rule and our delusion reigns supreme
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I'm not sure if this will take off but I'd love to be indulged. I just read through an old reddit thread where butches talked about what colognes they wore and liked, and got to thinking that it'd be fun to do the same.
#the archivist inquiries of the public#tumblr polls#polls#poll time#also honestly i'm a bit of a frag head#if that's the proper term#which i didn't used to be but then i started enjoying more and more being a pleasant sensory experience for people#and also sometimes the reactions of the girls gays and theys is. ahem. quite nice too#also i love wearing cologne and doing it better than men#it's like dress up but it isn't but if it makes homophobes mad then yes it is and i'm flipping them off while i do it#archivist talk#personally in my collection i've got one million lucky valentino's born in roma and then TF's oud wood and i recently got another#called bohemian lime#lush's lord of misrule is also ... mamma mia#i've got others but these are just the ones of note based on how other people have reacted lol#also shout out to old spice deodorant in all its many scents except for the part where it gives me a rash hate that part#lesbianism#dykery#butch posting#butch#butch lesbian#butch dyke#a butch dyke wants to know man talk to me#thatbutcharchivist
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The constant battle of injecting lesbianism into Thea Stilton while the books try to push her into every heteronormative experience is such a Herculean-level fight 💀 At this point I’m gonna diagnose her with “I’m not gay” syndrome
#like cmon I know all of you know she’s not straight#and I WILL continue to push her at high levels of dykery#geronimo stilton#thea stilton#dumb#Keith intrusive thoughts#I now understand what it’s like to be a yaoi artist#mouseposting
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make all the blue hair and pronouns jokes you like because it was unequivocally badass when that girl who was arrested last week ripped off her kufiya and mask at our unpermitted, unlawful assembly rally the other day and screamed that she wasn’t afraid of you, you’re the ones that are afraid of her: a 100lb, blue haired, pronoun using queer girl who won’t be intimidated into silence.
#ra speaks#personal#there’s an awesome photograph of her and ngl that shit is going in the history books. I’m telling my grandkids about her it was so sick.#also literally all the students the cops arrested last week were literally the smallest and least threatening people they could grab.#did my butch dykery scare the little piggies??? was a little mad I didn’t get arrested tbh. the cops are such fucking cowards.#anyways point being that blue haired pronouns using girl is braver than any us marine and I hope she knows how powerful she is.#that’s my little trans sister and I’ve got her back and so does everybody else 🇵🇸✊🏳️⚧️
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theres something going on with our visiting detective and the female officer in this DIP spin off. i NEED this to be a lesbian situationship pleaseeee
#she stares at her like thats her ex lover#like theres HISTORY#i bet that's. not what this is but i need them 2 be lesbiand#why did she leaveeeee#nyxtalks#return to paradise#this stinks of dykery. i will be shipping them#sorry i dont know their names yet
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I've been watching Xena Warrior Princess the last couple days and I'm having SO much fun
#hooves and harlots best name and best concept for an episode ever honestly#YES xena is on my phone lockscreen NO I hadn't ever watched it before#used to know a horse called xena. am getting an increased appreciation for that naming choice as I watch#personal#LOVE dykery and I LOVE stupidity. there's SO many women on my screen#should really be gearing towards sleep but instead I'm like... what f I watched a seventh episode for the day tho#ALSO recognising that fight scene in ep 1 from doctor who s8e03 was SOMETHIN!
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For a run of the mill cis woman, I get a lot of comments and questions about my womanhood from kids at my job. I had a boy today at the ropes course say to me "You have a deep voice. You sound like an adventure woman." Which not only is the best thing anyone has ever said to me, it is a great reminder to any trans women out there that are insecure about their voice. Keep in mind that you simply sound like an adventure woman.
#i don't know what an adventure woman is but i think i am one by merit of my job#i hold snakes and climb ropes for a living. my voice isn't even that deep?? whatever#in the last couple weeks a child asked me if i was a boy or a girl because i said bro#and i stared at a child who said 'woman don't like snakes' as i held a snake in my hands until he was like. MOST woman.#and then there was the incident where a child looked me in the fucking eyes and said You Are A Lesbian.#like how did she do that.#I swear kids smell my dykery a mile away despite my innocuous appearance#my hair is long that should be enough for you tiny people#my VERY modestly masculine womanhood is very baffling to them. i'm doing the lord's work#not soc#trans#lesbian#adventure woman!!!
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i used to have a really Really bad flinch/panic response to the words dyke and fag because of growing up in a deeply homophobic household in backwoods rural new hampshire but now my social circle is so queer and full of general faggotry and dykery that i honestly forget they're slurs. which is the whole point of reclaiming things i guess. the same principle as naming your pet after someone who hurt you so the name stops being associated with the bad thing. it's legitimately hard to remember how sick and anxious i used to get overhearing either term. dyke is a comfort word for protective butches and bitches n fag is a brother to me.
#i am therefore unlikely to tag slurs because it's a lot better for my mental health to#stop putting them in that box & just use them as casual vocab. instead of constantly self-policing and stressing#like this is the thing i've always seen missing from varying slur discourses. words and language are fun and it's good to find joy in them#'kitkat werent you logging off' yes but where else am i gonna talk about dykery and faggotry.#(i know that the lack of tagging makes my content inaccessible to some people. that's okay. if u need to not interact with me then don't)
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i think they do lesbianism together which is fine
#this is probably the height of dykery from this comic. but what heights!#immortal x men reminded us that kitty is canonically bi now I think. so you never know#kitty pryde#rachel grey summers#marvel#comics#xtxm#greypryde#kittyrachel
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last of us episode four done. beginning yellowjackets now <3
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okay i'm fine now. i've reblogged what i've wanted to express. thank you.
#back to your regularly scheduled dykery~#i have gifs to make i think#also mutuals who ive spoken to about ~the discourse~ just know i see you and i appreciate you and we'll make it through together 🥴
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in my (orthodox jewish) primary school we had a mock seder every year around pesach and i remember in year two my teacher asked for some people to volunteer to be the five rabbis. and my (eight year old girl) hand shot up and i was chosen to be rabbi akiva. i was soo happy i made a beard out of cotton balls glued to a card triangle and i got to go to school in my brother's shabbos suit it was awesome 👍👍. and my mum was still surprised when i came out lol
#i know its literally aa far as possible from the right time of year for this anecdote#i fasted the whole of yom kippur which i havent managed for a while. i got a low alert literally right when we were finishing neilah#literally said amen at the end of kadeish and i started beeping lmao#but i only went to shul for minchah + neilah so. idk coulda been better#jewish dykery
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best comparison I can think of for the pope thing is. imagine an ESL bishop said the word “dykery” instead of “lesbianism.”
now. as a dyke, I'm not cool with straight people using it. obviously you don't need to be a native speaker to know slurs, but “dykery” is NOT a commonly used word if you're straight and want to insult queer women. it's the kind of derivative word you're way more likely to hear in a queer context. if a straight person randomly said “dykery” in the middle of a serious conversation, and a non native speaker at that, I'd be like... where on earth did they hear THAT from?
that's why I'm laughing my entire ass off at the pope thing. ofc the catholic church is homophobic. fork found in kitchen. but why is the pope using slang from drag race
#popegate#hope this puts it in context for non italian speakers. 'his parents were Italian' it's not a common Italian word!#THAT is why it's funny
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knees weak palms are sweaty there's vomit on my sweater already. starting drafting a vulnerable and honest mother's day letter to my mom
#augh augh augh#i mean it's not even. it's not that deep it's barely even personal#its just like. ik u dont understand my butch dykery but i appreciate u trying to b a better mom and do what u can for our dysfunctional fam#i cant rlly write sorry u have to be married to him one day ill kill him for u but like. kinda want to#im gonna sign it gid. hopefully it wont ruin it for her#i wanna buy her something too bc i know my dad wont do shit#op
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daffodil, chia, and camilla! 💐
thank you🖤🖤🖤🖤
daffodil: do you have siblings? if yes, in what ways do you think you’re similar to or different from them?
i have two, a brother who is 4 years younger, and a sister who is 16 years younger. my brother and i didn’t get on as kids cause our parents pitted us against eachother a lot and he was the very clear favourite because they really only wanted a son, but we’re getting better as adults, we’re supposed to go shopping for lumber and upholstery foam later this week so i can build a headboard. we’re very different people aside from being not neurotypical. my sister as so precious to me, she’s technically my step sister but like, i watched her grow up so she’s just my sister to me, i’m supposed to be teaching her how to sew soon which will be fun. we’re more similar i think, she’s really artistic and likes puzzles and figuring stuff out the same way i do.
chia: what’s an inside joke you have with someone else?
i don’t think i have any?? when i was in my first year of highschool (more than a decade ago at this point) one of my friends yelled backflip and then went to jump forward as if she was about to do a front flip (not realising it was the wrong direction) and we call copied that to eachother for ages cause it was peak humour to 12 year olds. that the only inside joke i can remember.
carmilla: what were you like when you were younger? do you think you’ve changed a lot?
i don’t know if baby me would recognise adult me honestly, baby nyx was made to feel very scared, very ugly, and very stupid and tried to hide that by being very reckless and not talking to people more than necessary, which is completely opposite to how confident and capable i feel now. if 8 year old me saw 24 year old me with a half shaved head starting a conversation with a stranger on the bus, or going to uni, or making out with strangers in nightclubs (not that ive don’t this much in the last few years, fucking covid) i think she’d be terrified.
#baby nyx would also be terrified by the dykery but we won’t hold that against her (baby me uses she/her cause i know she’d cry otherwise)#(it’s weird being not a girl when you’re a little kid who’s parents hate you for being a girl but also you’re an inherently defiant person)
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michelle's buddie fic recs: week 47!
...plus a very special non-buddie fic!! an excellent reading week, once again. the 911 fandom has so many incredible writers!
this is a mix of fics with all ratings, so some include NSFW content. please take a look at both the ratings and the fic tags before reading! some might also contain spoilers for season 8.
if you come across something you like in this list, remember to show some love to the author by leaving kudos and a comment!
and i need you more than want you (and i want you for all time) | dykeries/@buddiesbian| 25.9k | E
Buck and Eddie's relationship changes over a series of phone calls. Along the way, their family finds its way back home to each other. there's something about phone calls for buddie that just hits so hard... doesn't matter if they're sex calls or emotional calls. this fic is so good, i devoured it!!
ball games | thesquinky | 8.4k | T
buck takes eddie to that lakers game, after all. buck and eddie at the lakers game!! kiss cams!! i was crossing my fingers someone would write a fic exactly like this and it did not disappoint <3
been there, done that (once or twice) | kaistinlove/@kaistinlove | 21.6k | E
the one where Buck wants to make a boudoir album and enlists Eddie's help as a photographer. i clicked on this SO FAST when i saw it!! so good so hot so perfect
DIAZ | mandolare/@confessionseddie | 3k | E
Buck wears the wrong jacket. buck needs to always wear the wrong jacket imo <3 so lovely!!
hold me like water | singomuse7 | 6.3k | T
Eddie's not the most oblivious person in the world and instantly understands what that closet joke meant, and instead of crashing out and blowing his life up about it, he gives Buck sensible advice and breaks up with Marisol. Cue 6k words of gay crisis during madney's wedding. i love love love this fic's eddie so much <3 so good!!
i belong with you, you belong with me (you're my sweetheart) | Distressed_Ladybug15/@cadiebug | 1.4k | GA
For a second they just stand there, staring into Chris’ room, then Buck tips his head back and to the side so he can meet Eddie’s eyes. “Hi,” he mumbles, voice hoarse and overused from work. i needed a little hurt/comfort like this a couple of days ago and it hit the spot perfectly <3
jee- yun's big day | rainbow_nerds/@rainbow-nerdss | 6k | GA
“So, Jee,” Mommy says. “You remember how we visited Daddy at work before?” Jee-Yun nods. “Captain Bobby says you can come to work with me for a whole day!” Daddy looks excited, and Jee thinks about it. Daddy’s work is pretty fun, she thinks. Captain Bobby cooked some really yummy pasta, and Uncle Buck is always there, and so are Aunt Hen and Uncle Eddie. THIS FIC. this fic is the non-buddie inclusion of this week but honestly i don't even care, i need everyone to read it immediately. the loveliest cutest jee ever, and such a lovely ensemble of characters around her <3
make a spark (break the dark) | prettyunhinged | 4.9k | E
Eddie is gay. Tommy sucks. Buck and Eddie frot about it on the couch. this fic is how i realised that there's an ao3 tag especially for eddie's couch and honestly, she deserves it <3 so hot so buddie so good!!
my home is your body | coldbam/@coldbam | 16.6k | E
Buck and Eddie have vastly different nights at Pride. Then very similar summers. this was a reread and it still hits so very hard. the ultimate buddie fwb fic!!
my man says he loves me (never says he loves me not) | colonoscopys/@colonoscopys | 9.7k | GA
croakett: I don’t know what to do tubbalubb: me neither He stares at the screen. Is this the correct time to bring up Buck’s abs? buddie online friendship AND irl friendship?? sign me right up wow i love this!! they're so silly and they love each other so much <3
please, please, please | bookinit/@bookinit02 | 8.7k | E
buck doesn’t touch eddie anymore. eddie’s losing it, a little bit. honestly eddie i'd lose it too. this fic combines pining and getting together and touch-starvation so basically if there was a venn diagram of my favourite fic tropes this would be right in the middle <3
red + white + boom | onlythemessenger | 3k | T
Unexpected fireworks catch Eddie off guard after a bad week. Buck and Bobby help him through the aftermath. bobbyeddie friendship my most beloved <3 love how this fic portrays them!!
this mortal coil (shuffle) | eirabach/@eirabach | 20.1k | M
Maddie was never supposed to be Buck’s mother. Eddie was never allowed to be his anything. But three minutes and seventeen seconds later, here they are. this fic hurt but in the best way. love maddie here in particular <3
this world turns over | dottie_weewoo/@dottie-wan-kenobi | 4.8k | T
Before Buck stands up fully, Eddie reaches out with his good hand to pet Christopher’s hair, pushing a few strands out of his face. “Goodnight, mijo,” he whispers, getting only a mumble in response. A soft smile steals over his face, his eyes moving from his son to Buck. “Hey, Buck?” domestic and wonderful <3 this was a lovely morning read on the bus earlier this week!!
we are bound | EiraLloyd/@unlifeira | 7.2k | T
Every human was born with a prophecy. That was the deal, or so they taught at school. But Evan knew better. He wasn’t born with a prophecy. He’d asked and asked and asked, but his parents shrugged every time, and eventually, Evan stopped asking. Why bother when he already knew the answer he’d get? i love the style and structure of this fic so so much, it's gorgeously written!! a true treat <3
you're looking like you fell in love tonight | devirnis/@devirnis | 1.1k | GA
There’s an arm slung across his waist, a head on his shoulder, soft hairs tickling the underside of his jaw. He breathes in, the cobwebs of sleep slowly dissolving in his brain, and he smells — Eddie. i did fall in love tonight and it was with this fic <3 so so lovely!!
#i had some trouble finding some of you on tumblr so if you're on here and would like me to edit in your username just let me know!!#buddie#buddie fic#buddie fic rec#911 abc#911 fic#911 fic rec#michelle’s recs#fic rec list
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