#it’s the dykery I know it

[rustinged]

be real what does it say about me that I always thought he was the most masculine growing up

[arsenicflame]

theres something going on with our visiting detective and the female officer in this DIP spin off. i NEED this to be a lesbian situationship pleaseeee

[2deadkat]

The constant battle of injecting lesbianism into Thea Stilton while the books try to push her into every heteronormative experience is such a Herculean-level fight 💀 At this point I’m gonna diagnose her with “I’m not gay” syndrome

[badolmen]

make all the blue hair and pronouns jokes you like because it was unequivocally badass when that girl who was arrested last week ripped off her kufiya and mask at our unpermitted, unlawful assembly rally the other day and screamed that she wasn’t afraid of you, you’re the ones that are afraid of her: a 100lb, blue haired, pronoun using queer girl who won’t be intimidated into silence.

[grimark]

not like she's speaking from experience of having the same thing happen to another human that was travelling with her under her protection or anything. haha

[six-of-cringe]

For a run of the mill cis woman, I get a lot of comments and questions about my womanhood from kids at my job. I had a boy today at the ropes course say to me "You have a deep voice. You sound like an adventure woman." Which not only is the best thing anyone has ever said to me, it is a great reminder to any trans women out there that are insecure about their voice. Keep in mind that you simply sound like an adventure woman.

[frumdyke]

in my (orthodox jewish) primary school we had a mock seder every year around pesach and i remember in year two my teacher asked for some people to volunteer to be the five rabbis. and my (eight year old girl) hand shot up and i was chosen to be rabbi akiva. i was soo happy i made a beard out of cotton balls glued to a card triangle and i got to go to school in my brother's shabbos suit it was awesome 👍👍. and my mum was still surprised when i came out lol

[liesmyth]

best comparison I can think of for the pope thing is. imagine an ESL bishop said the word “dykery” instead of “lesbianism.”

now. as a dyke, I'm not cool with straight people using it. obviously you don't need to be a native speaker to know slurs, but “dykery” is NOT a commonly used word if you're straight and want to insult queer women. it's the kind of derivative word you're way more likely to hear in a queer context. if a straight person randomly said “dykery” in the middle of a serious conversation, and a non native speaker at that, I'd be like... where on earth did they hear THAT from?

that's why I'm laughing my entire ass off at the pope thing. ofc the catholic church is homophobic. fork found in kitchen. but why is the pope using slang from drag race

[torahtot]

knees weak palms are sweaty there's vomit on my sweater already. starting drafting a vulnerable and honest mother's day letter to my mom

[becausebuckley]

michelle's buddie fic recs: week 7!

in which i handed in a thesis proposal, caught a cold, and read some lovely fics... it's been a wild week lol

this is a mix of fics with all ratings, so some include NSFW content. please take a look at both the ratings and the fic tags before reading! some might also contain spoilers for season 8.

if you come across something you like in this list, remember to show some love to the author by leaving kudos and a comment!

baby that's why i fell into you | playinginthunderstorms/@playinginthunderstorms | 1.7k | GA

Eddie has amnesia, Buck struggles. genuinely one of the best love confessions i've read in ages <3 this had me smiling so much!!

call me what you will | ameliahart | 5.9k | E

A  continuation of 8x06 where Buck pouts, Eddie feels joy, and they fuck about it. genuinely i will eat up any and all post-8x06 fics and this is no exception... love the eddie characterisation here!!

faded from the winter | Daisies_and_Briars/@cal-daisies-and-briars | 9.9k | T

Eddie struggles to bounce back after the shooting. Buck starts leaving him with his service dog, Cranberry. cranberry fic!! i love this series so so much <3 especially love the eddiemaddie friendship in this one!

golden morning sunbeams | Buddiesmutslut/@buddiesmutslut | 10.3k | GA

As Eddie is debating his move to Texas, a few texts from his son in the middle of the day set him on a course to getting everything he's been wanting. such a fascinating look at the whole chris in texas/helena and ramon doing whatever the fuck it is that they're doing plot! so good!! and buck here is just <3

hopeless, breathless, burning slow | mostardent/@laracrofted | 14.9k | M

After the coma, Buck struggles to feel real and unofficially moves in with Eddie. there's some gorgeous gorgeous imagery in this one <3 one of the best post-coma fics ever!!

let me give you my life | paleredheadinascifi | 6.4k | T

another take on what happened after the couch scene. Eddie *wants*. They're both brave about it. they're so brave about it <3 wonderful fic!!

slaughterhouse | kithmet/@kithmet | 21.3k | E

Eddie announces he’s leaving. Buck, naturally, begins a slow descent to madness. such a stunning fic it genuinely left me speechless... the most beautiful codependent freak4freak buddie <3 an immediate bookmark for sure!!

take two falls out of three | doitgently/@doitbuckley | 16.3k | M

Eddie tries to go to Texas. What do you get when you cross a man and an eighteen-wheeler truck? such a fantastic look at chris and eddie's relationship <3 beautiful writing!!

the moon like a spotlight | dykeries/@buddiesbian | 4.7k | E

Three months after Eddie moves to El Paso, Buck comes to visit. this is sappy and soft and also funny (the starnaming!!) and just so very perfect <3

the rainbows we chase | timeshareindestin/@timeshareindestin | 5.8k | M

buck accidentally makes an appointment for their first kiss. the proposals!! i love the proposals!! love is stored in the calendar indeed <3 so so good!

too far from the sun | idiotsinkdaisies/@idiotsinkdaisies | 9k | M

Where Eddie Diaz spends time in El Paso, and handles it fine. Buck is back in Los Angeles, and Eddie does not feel the hundreds of miles between them like a physical ache. (He might be lying to himself.) blanket rec for an author whose work i've been LOVING this week!! this one has the most stunning writting and eddie characterisation and i love it so much <3

u/fuckley's reddit post history. | dylaesthetics | 7.9k | M

the emotional rollercoaster of Buck’s Reddit posts throughout the history of knowing Eddie. this is such a brilliantly formatted fic!! i read this on a cold dark bus back home and it was exactly what i needed <3

what if all i need is you | serenelystrange/@serenelystrange | 3k | GA

“Eddie doesn’t even like men,” Buck says with a frown. “I asked.” “Of course you did,” Chim says, dropping his head into his hand with a murmured whisper of *Jesus Christ*. another blanket rec for an author who's been posting some truly brilliant works <3 this one is soft and fun and has such lovely firefam interactions!!

with a little water and a little bit of sunlight | teaspoonmoon/@young-waverer | 4.7k | T

The one where it's not Homes.com but it's also not porn on the iPad. such a lovely alternate ipad-scene <3 so sweet!! i love the dialogue here especially!

[measureyourlifeincake]

the thing that's really funny about the wicked movie to me is that like. okay i simply cannot read g(a)linda as anything other than a closeted lesbian deep into the comphet. i dont need to explain this, people have been saying it, y'all know what i mean. but ALSO nearly all the guys seem... kind of queer-coded? like i dont just mean bowen yang doing the gbf thing, most of the background dudes were definitely presenting in kind of gnc ways, not to mention that they were definitely fawning over fiyero just as much as all of the girls and fiyero was clearly not against it.

putting this together, it seems to imply that homophobia exists in Oz but only for women. like boys can fag it up as much as they like and thats all fine and good, but god FORBID anyone catches a whiff of dykery around, that must be STAMPED OUT!!!

[hunybody]

eddie diaz is plugged into the lesbian matrix so i KNOW he is going to sense that buck is sexually unsatisfied with his loser ass boyfriend and do dykery about it. wowww no omg :( you DESERVE better like it’s not even hard to be more giving in bed.. yesss you should come over get him off your mind!! obviously you should spend the nightttt <3 don’t even worry about itttttt. and obviously they sleep together. and obviously it’s crazy good.

[rotisseries]

MARCILLE AND FALIN IN THE BATH TOGETHERRRRRRR

back to dunmeshi laios saying he can't eat if the vibe is weird he is so real

[talesandfluff]

despite not being american, nor a tiktok user, despite the ban being reversed anyways, I did sign up to REDnote 小红书 to see what's up with it and I looked up some lesbian tags and I gotta say

dykery knows no borders full love to this relatable goddess ✌️😭

[edgebug]

Okay so i like to get in my car and drive to the mall parking lot and sit and do work. I like to do this because the adhd squirrels that eat my brain normally live at home and I'm able to get more work done out of the house. So I sit in my car by this bus stop near the mall

So today this woman approaches the passenger side window and tries to talk to me. And i open the window a crack, I've spoken to her before, she's seems nice. she doesn't communicate very well, which is fine, of course.

So we make small talk, chat about the weather or whatever, and then she gets on the bus

So this time she asked "Where do you live?"

"Oh, I live in [REDACTED]"

"Oh, wonderful... in a house, or...?"

"Yes, my wife and i live in a house, we're very lucky"

Utter confusion. A long pause.

"Your husband?"

"No, my wife."

Another moment of confusion

"How do you do that?"

"...What?"

A look of shock. "Are you a boy?"

Me, not wanting to go into gender 101: "No, I'm not a boy"

"Are you a woman???"

Me, REALLY not wanting to go into gender 101: "W-well, I'm not--I'm not a man, haha!"

"Oh. And you are trying to change that?"

"Uh--well, no," I said, beginning to sweat, "I'm not--I was born not a man and I'm still not a man, haha"

"...Your wife is a man?" she asked, with trepidation

"No," i said, "she's a woman!" I don't mind being very clear on this concept, the very notion of dykery can be shocking to some, i know, and I'm okay being the what is apparently the first gay this woman has ever met

Incredulous look in response. "How do you do that?!"

"How do you do what?" I asked, expecting a question about the legality of gay marriage, or about how I knew i was gay, etc.

she looked me dead in the eye, gestured vaguely, and said

"SEX!"

"WHAT?"

"How do you sex??"

"--I think that's a better question for Google, ma'am," I said desperately

She made a dismissive gesture. "You can tell me."

"N-oooo, I don't want to talk about my sex life, ma'am"

"It's okay, ill tell you if it's not okay"

"No, I really don't want to--"

"Oh! You use plastic man? You just kiss each other or...?"

"Have a great day ma'am" i say and close my window and put my car in reverse and drive away

anyway that was what happened to me just now. What a question. how DO you do sex

[grenade-maid]

Like the thing is whenever Ky fucks dudes he's absolutely the type of self loathing repressed catholic who'd try to act "like a real man" and top but wouldn't be able to get it up and would get moody and aggressive to cover up the dual shame of laying with a man but not even being able to do it right. And I mean ultimately no matter what front he puts on this guy is a bottom through and through anyway. And he'd get slutty about it, too, riding that thing like a goshdarn bronco talking dirty as fuck but like over the course of it the dirty talk would stop being sexy and just get genuinely bitter and self hating until he's just streaming hot angry tears snot running down his face and everything like Jesus Christ dude but I mean you KNOW his shit grips like psych ward socks and like after the initial shock of how fucked up this dude is all the angst and turmoil while he's going sicko style on that cock is kinda hot ngl so he's got no problem finding hookups and for some reason he thinks never sleeping with the same guy twice will help with being discrete but like bro 1 in 3 gay dudes in the land (and 1 in 5 straight ones when his hair is long) have been up in your guts and it was so wild that you KNOW they're telling all the girlies at the club about the whore king of Illyria so everyone knows about it and is pretty much cool with it but he's so deep in that Catholic guilt that he refuses to even acknowledge it when it's brought up and like even Dizzy knows and is chill about the whole thing I mean she grew up around Testament and Bridget and all of the inevitable dykery that went on among the jellyfish pirates so like it's entirely likely that she just assumes relationships are open more or less by default and is a little baffled by how torn up Ky is about trying (and failing) to hide his infidelity but he's the only one between them who thinks he's supposed to be rigidly monogamous anyway so like whatever she's kind enough to not poke the sleeping bear too much (a habit Ky could definitely learn am I right) and just reassures him when he's in these moody states that she'll always love him and support him no matter what and hopes he just figures it out eventually