#it’s such a bad crush
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licking his horns as we speak actually
#so in love with him#so so so so so in love with him like#it’s such a bad crush#i want to cut my tongue on his horns#i want him to be my daddy#i want to be his pet human daughter#i fucking#nEED HIM#i can’t fucking handle him in that fuckin ranch outfit like he is so cUTE#I WANT TO SUCK HIS COCK#um anyway#going through it for blitzo today sigh#but!!! i worked on the dead dove alastor fic and it really is just#so fucking gross HAHAHAHA#i hope u guys like it eeeeee#inky.hazbin#fucking lOOK AT HIM LOOOOOOOOOK AT HIM
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nanami kento swore that he didn't love you. he just memorized your coffee order because it was the most basic decent thing to do. not because it gave him an excuse to talk to you, even if it was for two minutes.
nanami kento swore that he didn't love you. he just always kept a spare hair tie with him because you once mentioned that you always forget to bring an extra with you during missions. not because he always remembered every little thing you had ever said.
nanami kento swore that he didn't love you. he just didn't particularly like gojo, especially when he was making you laugh. not because he wanted you to laugh like that with him.
nanami kento swore that he didn't love you. he just felt his heart drop to his stomach when you got injured on a mission because that's what he'll feel for any other colleague. not because he couldn't bear the idea of not seeing you ever again or hearing you call him 'kento, my angel.'
nanami kento swore that he didn't love you. he just asked to be paired with you because you spoke the least amount of nonsense and you proved to be a good company. not because he was slowly losing interest in talking to anyone else who wasn't you.
nanami kento swore that he didn't love you. he just read the books you recommended because they were already on his reading list. not because he wanted to talk to you all the time about everything and anything under the sun.
nanami kento swore that he didn't love you. he just brought you your favourite food whenever you seemed in a bad mood because he needed you to focus on the task. not because he didn't like seeing you upset and the thought of you being all sad and teary-eyed made his heart hurt.
nanami kento swore that he didn't love you. he just hated the idea of you loving someone else.
#yukizme — ⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆#jujutsu kaisen — ♡⊹°˖➴💌#nanami kento — 𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑🫐#i love him#he's so “if i have a crush on you that's literally my own business stAY OUT OF IT” core#the most chalant bitch who's also nonchalant#he's the most down bad bitch while also being the most indifferent person#nanami kento x reader#nanami kento#nanami kento x you#nanami kento x y/n#nanami kento x fem!reader#nanami x reader#nanami x you#nanami x y/n#nanami fluff#jujutsu kaisen fluff#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk x reader#jjk x you#jjk x y/n#jjk x fem!reader#jjk fluff
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old sedusas :3
#sedusa#ppg#powerpuff girls#ima goodlady#i actually don't even remember if it was her or if it was angewomon who was my first cartoon crush#i wanted to be her so bad LOL#anyway i hope she's in the upcoming re-reboot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#if that's still a thing???? :((((#my art
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THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGG
#THE REVUES. THE REVUES. THE REVUES#DOES ANYONE HEAR THAT OMINOUS STAR DIVINE TOLLING.#project sekai#pjsk#prsk#emu otori#proseka#nene kusanagi#emunene#NENE5#SAVE ME NENE5#the song is awesome the 2dmv is incredible and my EMUNENE TAKAKRAZUKA SWORDS I CANT FUKCING BELIEVE IT. I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS MY LIIIFW#ok i have animation in literally 6 hours and i need to sleep so bad farewell.#in stars n time birthday .. i have a siffrin i drew today. and i also drew emu crushing them with a hammer
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Wait I just found drawings of Resetti I did like, last year, and never posted because I got horribly sick for 2 weeks.
#animal crossing#resetti#beebfreeb art tag#remembered these because one of my friends was talking about what ac characters he had a crush on#like immediately after I drew these my sinuses got so bad I couldn't hear
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Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him
Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.
It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.
So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.
Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.
Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).
Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?
All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.
Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.
One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.
They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.
Memes For The Vibes:
#captain's posts#this has been haunting me#the flash/any of the speedsters:*exist*#danny:*can feel the speedforce on them* i like your vibe funny man#basically danny is actually an alternate version of Ra's Al Ghul and gets chucked into the dc vesrse#because natural portals are bitches hijinks ensue#and while i do love batfam adopting danny i think its very funny for flash to just yoink him while the big bad bat isn't looking#i desperately need him and tim to be besties tho specifically before they find out danny is an alternate Ra's Al Ghul#danny:*sitting in a park and tinkering with some circuitry* oh hey flash :)#flash: hey kid! great news i might be adopting a kid soon!#danny: oh really? thats cool-#flash:*holding out adoption papers and doing his best puppy eyes* its you. sign here.#danny:*vague memory of clockwork complaining about speedster pops into his mind* hmmm#danny:*deciding to be a little shit cause what else do you do when you're almost a year into being stuck in an alternate dimension* >=)#danny: sure why not? soooo full name or what?#flash:*didn't expect to get this far* uh-#i also really like danny being clockworks apprentice/time line clean upper so danny just remembers cw bitchin about the speedsters#also cause im a sucker for tim x danny...#tim:*having a crisis cause the cute meta kid he befriended/has a crush on may or may not be a vlone of Ra's Al Ghul* aaaaasaaaaaaaasaaaaaaa#dick: you okay buddy?#tim:*aggressively points at the dna match of danny to Ra's Al Ghul on the bat computer* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA#dick: Oh-#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc
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a little siffrin comic about touch, violence, and oranges
#please isat ppl… i worked so hard on this… (<- learned how to draw oranges)#anyways i was thinking about how siffrin says crushes feel like a disease sometimes. i was thinking abt his intrusive thoughts. and about#-bad touch. and about that orange poem. and about how he doesn’t know touch. how violence is easier. even if it feels bad.#siffrin#isat siffrin#isafrin#<- its more abt siff than isa but he is also there!! look those are his hands!! he’s important ok…#in stars and time#my art#also words r by me i forgort to mention#isat#100+#500+#1k+#my writing
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"Date? Me?'
Tim nods, milkshake in hand, sitting outside of McDonald's with his study buddy, Danny.
The other teen looked flabbergasted with a firm blush building up.
Tim found him utterly adorable.
"I can't date anyone? I'm property of.the goverment."
Tim Drake-Wayne, aka Red Robin, has various questions to that statement.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#fic prompt#writing prompt#dead tired#dead tired ship#dc x dp prompt#danny is just there man#funfact#this.is happeneing at.3 am after.dannh called tim during rr hours and the. guy.went home so.fast and changed just to have a nice mcdonalds#date with.his lil crush#hes down bad
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good morning mabcifica nation. good night mabcifica nation
#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#mabel pines#pacifica northwest#mabcifica#i honestly dont have a preference for dipcifica or mabcifica#whats important is pacifica has to cope with crushing on a pines twin and shes rly bad at it#cw eyestrain
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Some more doodles of my Relativity Falls AU because ooooh the way I’m imagining it is so fun I just can’t stop thinking about it💥💥💥
Featuring: Manly “Boyish” Dan, Abuelita Anjelita, and some silly Mabifica because mmmmmm them in this AU makes me wanna lose my mind
#I hope y’all don’t mind that I made lil Stan get a crush on Dan lol#I just think that since Dan is like the embodiment of masculinity (something Stan really wants to be) I feel like he’s have mixed feelings-#of not knowing whether he likes Dan or wants to be him; a very common feeling with 12 year olds lol#Also I’m obsessed with Anjelita; love a girlie who is unbothered and will walk away the minute anything starts looking bad 💥#relativity falls#relativity falls au#gravity falls au#gravity falls#manly dan#abuelita#gravity falls Abuelita#gravity falls manly Dan#young stanford pines#young stanley pines#stanford pines#stanley pines#pacifica northwest#mabel pines#mabifica#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls fandom#gravity falls art#fanart#art#digital art#digital doodles#digital sketches#doodles#sketches#citricacidart
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Dazai quickly changing the subject after failing to win Chuuya over with his flirting😭
#Lmaooooooo i feel so bad for him but its hilarious#Dazai you came on a bit too strong lmao#but this is probably his first crush so he doesn't know any better#dw Chuuya will warm up to you eventually#skk#soukoku#dachuu#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd dazai#bsd chuuya#bsd soukoku#bsd skk#chuuya nakahara#dazai osamu#bungou stray dogs dazai#bungou stray dogs chuuya#bungou gay dogs#skk 15#soukoku 15#bungo stray dogs manga
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you have such a interesting body ethan ...
#ethan winters#karl heisenberg#wintersberg#resident evil#resident evil fanart#rebhfun#resident evil village#resident evil 8#re8#karl wants ethan so bad and he doesnt even try to hide it#its so funny#he wants him so bad it makes him look stupid#gets rejected by his crush once and instantly breaks down#ethan said no to him his life is over#karl fumbled a bad blonde and was so embarassed he tried to kill him for being the only witness
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Congratulations My Hero Academia for providing, possibly, the biggest and longest legit straightbaiting yet in shonen history.
Bonus points that their final chapter was released on yaoi day.
#first of all absolutely no hate to izuocha#i actually really like them together romantically or not. i love their dynamic so much#but you must know just how hilarious and absurd it is#that this series started with them crushing on each other#and then ochako's attraction to deku became an important part of her character#BUT they completely turn it around and made it about#deku's meaning as a hero and being saved#and ochakos expression of love and understanding others#like. that is legit very compelling and a beautiful relationship#but they did not become A Couple. at least- nothing confirms nor denies it#just like how a queerbait relationship would be#absolutely hilarious. i honestly love how it ended like this#doesnt mean i love the ending tho. oh boy its weird and legit bad in many areas#But this? My god I am so fucking sold.#God bless izuocha bakudeku and togachako i love you all#evelynpr bnha#bnha#mha#my hero academia#mha 430#mha spoilers#bnha spoilers#bakudeku#bkdk#tgck#togachako#i dont think I'll tag izuocha cus...im scared#i really dont hate it guys I promise I dont#izuku midoriya#ochako uraraka
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His freakiness is unmatched
#bro's obsessed#bro's down bad#bro's day dreaming#dazai has a crush#dazai fell first#dazai is a damn freak#rip chuuya#bro thinks he's in beast#bsd fifteen#15 skk#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#skk#soukoku#15 dazai#15 chuuya#bsd#bungou stray dogs
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No one wants Steve and Eddie to get together more than Eddie’s creative writing class who will collectively ripping their metaphorical hair out if they have to hear another long description of a king in need of rescuing.
Well, everybody but Steve.
Steve - who is only in this class because they wouldn’t let him take personal finance three years in a row - has not pick up on who the king is based on and will openly interrupt Eddie halfway through a story to be like, “This guy again? Ugh, he sucks.”
“He doesn’t suck!”
“Uh, yeah, he does? He’s mean for no reason and like, apathetic to his knights terrorizing people,” Steve adds. “Also he’s ugly. You keep describing him and he sounds ugly. He has a big nose. No offense, Jessica. The court jester should kill him.”
“Thats the point, Harrington,” Eddie scuffs. “He could be better if his court wasn’t full of idiots.”
“Then make him better,” Steve scuffs right back. “You’re the narrator.”
“I’d love to.”
The entire class thinks, so would we.
#Steve hearing someone describe him verbatim: Wow this guy sucks and we should kill him#This does not help Eddie’s crush. he loves a heated debate#Steve isn’t a bad writer but it’s clear that he’s writing the stuff he presents the morning it’s due#his is a lot of monsters as a metaphor (according to the teacher)#but is actually like the actual description of last fall#steve harrington#eddie munson
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The Justice League have a problem, one that needs some level of knowledge and expertise of a being from the Infinite Realms to give them a better chance of actually solving this problem.
However.
Every ghost they have summoned, without fail, took one look at Constantine. Squinted (yes, squinted). Then decided to go back to where they came without a word.
This. Would have been useful, nice even. If it was a situation where they needed the summoned being of a cult to head back to where they came without a fight.
But alas, that is not what is happening.
The Justice League, obviously, ask him why the ghosts keep fleeing back to their Realm at the sight of him, but Constantine can't answer because he genuinely has no idea why they keep leaving when getting a proper look at him.
So they keep trying and they do find some success in it. They summoned a boy, most likely older than he physically looks yet it still puts some of them off because of, well.
You know.
A boy with white hair and toxic green eyes. The boy stops short, as if not expecting to be randomly transported to somewhere else, takes a look around the room, then the Justice League. His eyes settle on one person.
Constantine, in particular.
He squints (Why do all of them squint? Nobody knows) and then a sudden looking of realization passes on his face. Different from the looks of vague fear and genuinely want to not involve themselves any further, his face held slight disgust and a heavy amount of disappointment.
Thankfully, he didn't leave immediately after that.
Constantine asks what's with the look on the ghost boy's face, the ghost boy in question squints even further. Stares at Constantine for a moment or two, buries his face in his hands and brings his knees to his hand and groans out.
"He could've done so much better."
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dcxdp#dc x dp crossover#Yes this is vaguely tied to that other post about Vlad turning good and taking Constantine as his crush and boyfriend while Danny is like:#“Dude you exchanged THAT for my MOTHER?”#And tells Vlad he could do so#So#Much better#But Vlad is smitten#Anyways#The ghosts just leave after seeing Constantine because of Vlad#Like he may or may not have threatened a high number of them at the same time to not lay a hand on him#The ghosts#For their part#Don't want to involve themselves with the reclusive one#The outgoing one (Danny) is cool but the reclusive one (Vlad) kinda scary#Has generally bad vibes#And is ruthless#So they'll avoid incurring his wrath for this random human who they most likely won't ever meet again thank you very much#Right I just thought of this but#His Vulture underlings are also like:#“Boss please you could do so much better.”#While Vlad is making cheese
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