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"Don't let him scold you too much. Vi was worried about you."
crow goes hunting by ted hughes // 1 // crow’s first lesson by ted hughes // 2 // the lacuna by barbara kingsolver // 3 // domestication syndrome by dhole b // i am a dog. i have blood all over my teeth. by sciencedfiction // crow’s theology by ted hughes // 4 // how to be a dog by andrew kane // the scream by ted hughes // unknown // for your own good by leah horlick
#dragon age the veilguard#datv#dragon age#viago de riva#rook de riva#crow rook#antivan crows#datv spoilers#veilguard spoilers#da4#dragon age veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard#da4 spoilers#da#lucanis dellamorte#teia cantori#kinda but not really#web weaving#dav#what tags do ppl use!! i have no idea!!#i've never done one of these before but woe. the inherent complexities of viago and rook's relationship be upon ye#did it with a platonic relationship in mind but it could be whatever you want it to be#this is probably ridiculously long but. whatever.#putting my contemporary lit knowledge to good use#dani.png#// arvane de riva
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apparently pjotv twt was being weird about book!Percy's eyes being green because they don't think the ocean can be green (???) so consider this a sequel to my Grace siblings eye colors post and here is some visual references of green water for all your Percy inspo needs:

















And for reference, the water around New York-ish where Percy is usually is somewhere around this color:
or some alternatives:
or here is a nice hazel green if you want his eyes more on the brown side, which is very common in freshwater ponds and streams:

or if you want him to have totally brown eyes - water rich in tannins will appear brown, greenish-brown, or very dark brown - this is sometimes called "blackwater" due to often appearing very dark or having low visibility:



#pjo#percy jackson#riordanverse#i am eternally amused by old pjo fandom's tendency to interpret ''sea-green'' as ''tropical seas / neon aqua''#mostly just cause as someone who grew up around boats when i think of ''sea-green'' i have a very particular color in mind#and its that kind of murky desaturated green#like sometimes ur at the docks and are just shoving your hand into low visibility green water to catch jellyfish yknow#thats the vibe. thats what i think of whenever i hear ''sea-green''#reach into your local harbor and you may find a friend and a boy (jellyfish)#and i respect not everybody is as familiar with the ocean but ''Percy's eyes being blue is *better* because the ocean is blue not green!''#is. just a ridiculous statement to me.#like. just. first and foremost. claiming blue eyes are ''better'' and the implications in that (bleugh)#secondly - claiming that ''the ocean isnt GREEN'' is just. well you're just wrong so jot that down#it is in fact not uncommon for the ocean to be green. this is very normal actually#the ocean not always being blue does not feel like particularly groundbreaking news????#like gonna be real my guy usually the ocean is actually pretty. idk. greyish.#especially if its not actively a very sunny day in the summer#cause a lot of the time if the water is just reflecting the sky and is not being particularly affected by whatever is actually in the water#then. well. the sky is usually greyish! on your average day the sky is usually kinda grey! it usually only gets really blue when its sunny#but usually water has. yknow. stuff in it. a lot of the time algae and such. so it ends up murkier/greenish#anyways this has been: AALV's oddly specific nitpicking about Percy's eye color
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How it feels to not like timebomb after s2
#I'M NOT A HATER I SWEAR I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE IT ON PAPER#i do however think that it came literally out of nowhere and was hella rushed and kinda ridiculous#like. if the argument is that original ekko fell in love with jinx it doesn't make sense because they were enemies for most of their lives#if the argument is that current ekko fell in love with au powder and now projects these feelings on jinx it's kinda uh. messed up#because she's a whole different person. entirely. it doesn't matter if both these version started out as a 9-year old powder. they had#extremely different lives and experiences and thinking that “there's still this kind of powder in jinx deep down” is straight-up awful#OR even if he didn't project his feelings for powder on jinx why would he love her in the current universe? last time they met she blew them#up and now she wants to commit suicide. there's literally no reason for him to have any kind of feelings except the slight friendly#affection that's left from all those years ago. and yet the show and most importantly the fandom treats them like a couple??? i don't get it#also it's kinda insane that s2 turned jinx and ekko into flat shipping material#again. obviously i have nothing against the shippers and do not condemn it in any way. i'm just expressing my thoughts on the matter#also what pisses me off the most. is how in ep9 jinx in fully painted with ekko's symbols here and there. has the bandage (?) on her chest#like vi. has a hood that looks like a drawing that isha made. and yet there's no fishbones or any reference to silco at all#i mean. i get it s2 hates him but i can't help it#they gave her all these relationships and pretended that they're significant to her and yet they didn't have any proper development#to really earn it#arcane critical#arcane season 2#anti timebomb#jinx arcane#ekko arcane
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Oh my god, poverty brain makes big purchases so freakin scary. I know I need a laptop. I will have tons of downtime at work and I can't cart my three monitor gaming PC into work on slow days. So I need a laptop. I had some help picking a really good one and it's gonna do the stuff I need. But it's still such a big chunk of money. *Sweats* I have done it. But it was hard.
Luckily it sounds like my accommodation is getting reviewed for real this time and I should have more freetime at the small store and on my days off to take commissions again! I can also resume working on my comics as I've got a tablet going spare that I can take with, so all that is very exciting.
#the prospect of having spoons to create and time to do so is alleviating some of the Big Purchase feelings#the last time I was making big money I still really struggled to buy stuff even when I needed it#and one time my beloved took me shopping for clothes and I racked up like a $500 bill because it was all way nicer than I've ever considere#and I literally couldn't pay. I was like I want these clothes and I have the money but it's so painful so my beloved took my wallet#and shooed me away and the worker was kinda laughing cause I know it was ridiculous but I was so anxious#ramblies
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I have such a love-hate relationship with show margaery's clothes like girl you are in a medieval-esque society cover up omg. but at the same time she's so cuntyyyy
#.txt#her costume design is so bad it loops back around to being good in like an ironic way. kind of#maybe it's just that she's really pretty so everything looks good on her lol. like even in the burrito dress she was kinda slaying#I dont mean bad as in badly made btw but bad as in not very believable for the setting. to me#she does also have ugly ass dresses sometimes tho. like apart from the taco#trying to give her better clothes while still keeping her vibe but the bare arms n tiddies are kind of essential I fear#the back window is ridiculous tho. atp it's more hole than dress come on. doesnt even look good
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i know we're getting sad driving away buck standing in the rain scene with eddie leaving but please god im begging you please give me the full group send off scene please i need the 118 at a bar just like 'man eddie remember that one call where this hilarious thing happened im gonna miss you man' please i need them to at least try to reinforce eddie's relationship with literally any of the other mains
#911#911 spoilers#eddie diaz#buddie#they probably won't because he's probably not gonna be gone for a long time#like idk im pretty sure he'll be back before the end of this season#so like it would be kinda awkward in the long run of the show#but it would be so gooooooodddd#so good to establish just how much of a home eddie has made for himself in la#that he really is leaving a whole life with a community of people behind#which is why that's where he belongs and he comes right back!#😂😂#anyway#i need eddie to have storylines with other mains it's honestly ridiculous at this point#my one fear right is they only give us the buck send off#i love them having a separate special one!!!#but i need some with the other mains!!!!!!!#mine
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The name may not make sense but the face??

#he really was like no weapons just a smoke gun and this face card#it's kinda ridiculous he's too pretty#had to post a samsung ass collage bc ofc tumblr wouldn't cooperate but like. wtf man#matt death note#mail jeevas#ma#dn#mine
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Instinct
Tank is struggling after the Inversion, and there is only one person they can go to for help.
(I hc Tank with a stutter, more on that here.)
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“Hey,” Tank murmured as they settled in the dew-coated grass, “It’s b-been a wwhile…mmmy b-bad.”
The waking sun unfurled its rays in languor. Mourning doves stirred, greeting the light with their periwinkle coos.
A small, cocky smile cracked across Tank’s face. “B-B-But, in mmmy defense, y-you haven’t reached out either, so…” Deflating, they hung their head and muttered, “…b-bad joke, I-I kn-know.”
Tank fiddled with the bundle of wild rosemary in their hands. They’d picked it on Sam’s land and tied the sprigs together with a strip of fabric from an old shirt. Such a pathetic offering. Why couldn’t they have brought something nicer? Why was everything they did so thoughtless?
No planning. No forethought. Just instinct.
“I-I hate t-t-to come t-t-to you wwith all mmmy shit, b-b-but I-I don’t have anyone else t-t-to t-talk t-to ab-bout this,” they explained, “Everyone I-I kn-know wwwas there. And they wwere all actually in-inside, actually d-dealing wwwith that shit and I-I wwwas just…”
Tears bubbled up in their vision. They gnawed at the raw flesh on the inside of their cheek, trying not to take their pain out on the gift in their hands or the grass around them.
They were made for destruction. It came more naturally to Tank than anything else; it was easy and safe, in its own way. There was certainty in knowing they had the power to tear everything apart. If they had been there, at least they could have used that proclivity to protect people.
“WWWhy wwwasn’t I-I there?” they whimpered, “Fuck, I-I feel guilty that I-I wwwasn’t there and-and then I-I feel guilty for wwwwishing I-I had b-b-been.”
How selfish of them. How utterly pathetic.
“If I-I had, I-I could have at-at least fought wwwith them. I-I could have d-done something, in-instead of-of fucking n-n-n-nothing.”
Tank was at constant war with their emotions—always had been. They could do little to control them and nothing to stop them. But still they fought, trying to breathe deep and ground themself with their senses.
As they raised a shaking hand to clear their face of tears, the scent of rosemary bloomed in their nose like the breaking dawn.
It eased the onslaught within them, somewhat.
“I-I got off easy. So I-I’m trying t-to b-b-be there for everyone. The p-pack. Sam. MMilo and Asher and-and David. Their mmmates. V-Vincent and his. I-I’m trying to rep-p-prioritize. I-I have t-to. I-I came so close t-t-to l-l-l-l-l—fuck,” they took a few shallow breaths before blubbering, “…l-l-l-l-losing e-everyone.”
The doves gathered in the boughs over Tank’s head, cooing them into a calmer state like a gentle chorus. They sat above like a crown of mourning, the weight of which was familiar, and in that familiarity was some sort of comfort.
“I-I wwwasn’t there. I-I shouldn’t b-b-be l-like this. I-I should b-be strong. I-I should b-b-be their rock. B-B-But I-I’m n-n-not. Shocker,” they sighed, bitterness sinking its fangs into their tone.
“I-I’ve torn the in-insides of mmmy cheeks t-to shreds,” they admitted, “I-I can’t st-top checking everyone’s l-l-location on mmmy phone, it-it's b-b-becoming...obsessive. And I-I can’t go p-p-practically anywwhere wwwithout Sam.”
That morning had been difficult. Sam had offered to accompany Tank, not even knowing yet where they were headed. But they insisted on going alone, assuring him they’d be back in a couple hours and that they’d keep their location on. They couldn’t let him hear all of this. He was already dealing with enough. Far more than they were.
“WWhenever I-I l-l-lose sight of him, it-it’s l-like…it-it’s l-l-like wwwhen wwwwe l-lost the l-live feed. L-L-L…l-l-l-like I-I wwas suddenly on strings. MMMy mmmmovements wweren’t mmmy own, it-it wwwas all animal, all in-instinct. I-I wwwas shifted and sp-printing b-b-b-before I-I had even p-p-processed wwwhy.”
The morning air was steadily growing warmer, yet chills ran through Tank’s body. Tears muddled their vision. When they spoke, their voice was barely audible:
“I-I’m having n-n-n-nightmares…of-of the wwwward. That godawful st-tatic feeling it-it filled mmmy t-t-teeth wwith wwhen I-I b-b-bit at it-it. The fucking carnage I-I saw wwwhen it-it finally l-l-lifted. The b-b-bodies...if-if you could c-call them that. The b-blood. Asher’s b-b-blood, c-c-covering him and-and David and-and Sam.”
Sam.
“Fuck, I-I’ve n-n-never seen him l-l-look at-at mmmme l-l-like that b-b-before. Grab at-at mmme l-like that b-b-b-before. L-L-Like he wwwas dr-drowning, l-l-l-like he wwwwas s-suffoc-cating, and I-I-I wwwas his l-l-l-last t-t-t-tank of-of air.”
The nightmares always ended with him. Relief juddering through his body. Terror flooding down his cheeks. Anguish clawing out of his mouth.
“B-B-B-But I-I-I wwwwwasn’t there!” Tank shouted, startling the doves from their perches in a cacophony of whistles.
“SSo I-I sh-shouldn’t f-feel this wwwway. I-I-I sh-shouldn’t b-b-be having these d-damn dreams and-and th-these th-thoughts and-and th-these ffffffeelings. B-B-B-But I-I-I am…I-I’m hurting, d-d-dad. And-And I-I-I d-don’t kn-kn-know wwwwhat t-t-to d-do.”
Tank crumbled, every tear they’d fought against and tore at and bit back since the Inversion finally breaking through. All the while, Gabe’s gravestone sat before them, providing them shade from the sun now glaring on the horizon.
#hehe don't read the tags first cause im gonna spoil stuff#i’m not sure about this whole fic#especially the title#i was kinda going for the idea that it’s instinctual for tank to go to gabe for help#even after he is dead#they never admitted it when he was alive but i think tank saw gabe as their dad#and gabe def saw tank as one of his kids#and i was kinda paying with this idea that tank works a lot off of instinct in general#and they think their instincts are bad but they’re actually really good#they’ve got a good heart they just hold themself to ridiculously high standards#idk the whole thing is kinda rushed#anyway#mayhem is brewing#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted fanfic#redacted fandom#redacted tank#redacted darlin#redacted gabe#redacted inversion#redacted headcanons
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WHO IS THIS PINK HAIR GENTLEMAN YOU JUST POSTED? HES SO PRETTY???
he's Hayate from Ride Kamens! 🦩 he is my bird son a very silly guy who's part of a superhero (well...hero-ish) group trying to take down a cult, although his real passion is lattes. also, he is very pink!
(the fancy outfit was just for a game event, alas, although I spent way too much time grinding to get the pink variant so now it is mine forever, mwahaha. >:)
#ride kamens#joseimuke games are serious business#i think koki is my favorite of the wisdoms just because he's such a little freak#(leave him alone!!! he's just a goth who wants to cook!!!!!)#but hayate is SO pink and SO silly i can't help but love him#i mean yes it's a calculated silliness but he is also just kinda silly#look SOMEBODY'S gotta be the fun one here okay#time for another night of hayate carrying the entire lounge on his back#(wisdom has really grown on me...they were probably the group i was least interested in based on the promos)#(but now i'm like yes please more of koki pretending to poison everyone and nobody being entirely sure if he's serious or not)#(and i've got THEORIES about them!!!!)#(though i do need to catch up on event stories because they might drop some ridiculously huge reveal just at total random)#(AGAIN)#(AS IS THEIR WAY)#(takahashi no stop putting important lore in totally missable places i'm begging you)#(i mean i'm loving the drama. but also.)
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It kind of unnerves me when I see greens speak of Aegon as if he’s a precious, fun loving fratty momma’s boy when he’s actually just a gluttonous rapist. I get liking characters for complexity but genuinely what do you like about a rapist.
Rhaenyra gets a lot of criticism as a character, some of which are valid. She is a hothead. She is irresponsible. She is at times bloodthirsty. But for all that criticism I see greens give for Rhaenyra, I hardly see towards Aegon. They’re two sides of the same coin (except not really because Rhaenyra never had any 12 year old paramours). However, only one gets considered unworthy of their father’s heritage.
Rhaenyra can’t have bastards because god forbid a woman have sex out of wedlock. But Aegon can use his own out of wedlock children in violent forms human entertainment. And if having bastards is enough to disqualify someone from being the ruling monarch, Aegon and Aemond shouldn’t rule either right? But of course, for some “obviously non-gender related reason” Aegon can rule while Rhaenyra can’t.
Aegon is praised and loved for the same reasons Rhaenyra is not. Aegon is also a hothead and irresponsible. Aegon is also shown to have his own bloodlust. However Aegon not showing any full interest in his responsibilities as king is seen as fun and playful while with Rhaenyra it’s childish.
Even down to very appearance Rhaenyra is criticized more. Rhaenyra gets tons of fatshaming posts making crude remarks on her gained weight but Aegon and his wife get fuck all. At least Rhaenyra has her six pregnancies as an excuse, what excuse does Aegon get for being a fatass?
It isn’t about gender until it is. It’s about liking complexity and flaw in characters until it isn’t.
#hotd#anti team green#anti aegon ii targaryen#analysis kinda#not really#rhaenyra vs aegon is kind of ridiculous#all about complex characters until the character is a woman who doesn’t want to conform to traditional gender roles#and god forbid she has ambition
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— "...What do you say to a tree??"
Pocahontas (1995)
Bonus:
#actual agent of chaos pocahontas#never forget this woman has earned that name.#pocahontasedit#pocahontasgif#pocahontas x john smith#pocahontas#john smith#pocajohn#disneyedit#disney pocahontas#disneygif#disney john smith#fyeahpocahontas#y'know it's interesting the various interpretations made in an attempt to accurately translate 'pocahontas'#disney uses the ''little mischief'' one. other interpretations include ''little wanton'' and ''playful child''#one notable elementary school teacher i had told us it meant ''spoiled/naughty child''#like basically they called her a lil' brat (affectionate)#that one's my personal favorite but they all amount to about the same thing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#queso*gif#queso*edit#i do really love this scene tho bc we get to see kinda their dynamic if they'd gotten a chance to really Be together#pocahontas trolling likek she do and john being incredulous as hell#but still going with it bc he trusts her for some unnameable reason#they're actually ridiculous i love them sm#pocahontas (1995)
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reasons why taller!ty means so much to me:
i think ty being taller would just look so so lovely like him next to smaller kit would be adorable
i really really want a herondale to be the shorter love interest, just once! please! pretty please!
i’m scared that if ty is shorter, he will be infantilised more and i really do not want that
ty to me just seems to suit being tall as hell??? like idk how to describe it, he just does???
i think it would be really hot if he was icl…
our blackthorns are tall hc needs to become true
#sorry i just felt like i wanted to make this bc oftentimes i don’t think people know why i talk about this so much#so this is why#bc idk i just love thinking of ty as being a tall king#and that would be so so nice#i love imagining kitty like this#and i really REALLY do not want ty to be infantilised and i think shorter characters often are....#but that’s not even the only reason why#I JUST CANT IMAGINE HIM AS SHORTER THAN KIT#LIKE MAYBE SIMILAR HEIGHT I WOULD UNDERSTAND#BUT TALLER!TY IS JUST SUPREME#IDK WHY I SWITCHED TO ALL CAPS#BUT HERE WE ARE#SORRY IF THIS POST SEEMS KINDA RIDICULOUS#ty blackthorn#kit herondale#kit x ty#kitty#the dark artifices#the wicked powers#tda#twp#tsc
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Tried my hand at making the main dragons as Palicos
Toothless:


Hookfang:


Meatlug:


Barf & Belch (just pretend they're twins)


Stormfly:


#really not to happy with stormfly but eh#also Hookfang turned out really fucking bright 😭#in my defence he was the first one i made#i really like how meatlug and barf&belch turned out tho they look rlly cjut#making astrid and hiccup shouldn’t be impossible but the other riders would be more difficult because of their more cartoony proportions#plus Fishlegs is off the table cause u can't make plus size characters :/#if i can't make Snotlout in the cc then WHATS THE POINT#i should just return the game frankly#i wonder what weapon fits him best#both in aesthetic and playstyle#Hammer seems too obvious i'm kinda feeling Charge Blade or Switch Axe#Because they look so ridiculously over the top#The Switch Axe is basically that super weapon he made up in Darkest Night#Just give him a giant weapon and have him topple over#Hihihihi....boyfailure....#httyd#how to train your dragon#rtte#race to the edge#stormfly#hookfang#toothless#meatlug#barf and belch#monster hunter#palico#mhw#monster hunter wilds
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bunch of kb warmups i did last month specifically to drive @backslashdelta insane
#my art#digital art#fan art#glee#glee art#kurtbastian#kurt hummel#sebastian smythe#sketches#normally i don't post warmups but like. these came out really nice#and there are way more than i remembered. it's kinda ridiculous tbh#anyway kb nation this is for u#(bella if u see this i dare u to pick a fav) (just for fun)
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Uhhhhhh Ghost Cabboose au?? Ig????? Idek man I've been thinking abt this since I heard about the three heads ending lmao 😭 (more info/doodles under the cut)
Yeah that's basically it!!! I dooooont imagine she's realized that Rusty can see them (yet.) But I'm sure we'll get to that eventually......if I draw more LMAOOOO
#three heads au#stex#mudsydrawz#shoutout to that one image where cb looks like a fucking phantom animatronic. minor design inspo ngl#stex au#tw horror#cw horror#(?)#this is majorly meant to be a kinda ridiculous au that leans a /little/ into comedy-horror (ntm my style aint exactly nightmare fuel) but.#idk you never know#major character death#also (?) bc idk if this really counts....do ghost aus count??????#cb the red caboose#rusty the steam engine#dinah the dining car#greaseball the diesel#electra the electric engine#dustin the big hopper
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#'sorry for barging' anon#sorry gonna answer this in the tags since it's such a loaded topic#but yeah exactly- i think a lot of it comes down to people wanting them to perform their (very real) grief for an audience#and getting mad when they don't. which is wildly unfair and unrealistic and just... extremely entitled#and very much coming from a lack of understanding of grief and that it's not a perpetual state of uncontrollable crying#a massive part of grief is continuing living with all its up and down moments with a new heavy weight in the background#living in a perpetual state of sobs is not something any human can sustain. it involves adapting and continuing to live.#and that involves doing regular everyday things AND experiencing happy moments still. that does not mean you aren't still suffering.#to question whether they're 'truly' grieving is.... kinda evil and completely ridiculous lmao#and shows a massive lack of basic empathy and understanding of how human emotions work#we see less than 1 percent of their lives. to actually feel like you have the ability to judge someone's grieving process in general#is wild and weird but especially when you literally have seen nearly none of their lives in the past few months#i'm sure all of us have laughed and seen a friend and had other happy moments since october#that doesn't mean we do not miss liam and that we aren't devastatingly sad at other points.#and to somehow think that zouis reconnecting and being happy about it after such a tragic event would be somehow anti-liam is insane#i've even seen people judge zayn for not cancelling his entire tour which is so.....#if they for a second think that liam would have been petty enough to enjoy the idea of all of his friends stopping in their tracks forever#they clearly didn't really know him since he was clearly always SO supportive of everyone in 1d#and probably would have been very happy to see zayn and louis mend their relationship#it feels like a very weird way to make a fucking death and real life grief from his friends into a stan war which is......... beyond gross
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