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"Don't let him scold you too much. Vi was worried about you."
crow goes hunting by ted hughes // 1 // crow’s first lesson by ted hughes // 2 // the lacuna by barbara kingsolver // 3 // domestication syndrome by dhole b // i am a dog. i have blood all over my teeth. by sciencedfiction // crow’s theology by ted hughes // 4 // how to be a dog by andrew kane // the scream by ted hughes // unknown // for your own good by leah horlick
#dragon age the veilguard#datv#dragon age#viago de riva#rook de riva#crow rook#antivan crows#datv spoilers#veilguard spoilers#da4#dragon age veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard#da4 spoilers#da#lucanis dellamorte#teia cantori#kinda but not really#web weaving#dav#what tags do ppl use!! i have no idea!!#i've never done one of these before but woe. the inherent complexities of viago and rook's relationship be upon ye#did it with a platonic relationship in mind but it could be whatever you want it to be#this is probably ridiculously long but. whatever.#putting my contemporary lit knowledge to good use#**mine#// arvane de riva
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apparently pjotv twt was being weird about book!Percy's eyes being green because they don't think the ocean can be green (???) so consider this a sequel to my Grace siblings eye colors post and here is some visual references of green water for all your Percy inspo needs:
And for reference, the water around New York-ish where Percy is usually is somewhere around this color:
or some alternatives:
or here is a nice hazel green if you want his eyes more on the brown side, which is very common in freshwater ponds and streams:
or if you want him to have totally brown eyes - water rich in tannins will appear brown, greenish-brown, or very dark brown - this is sometimes called "blackwater" due to often appearing very dark or having low visibility:
#pjo#percy jackson#riordanverse#i am eternally amused by old pjo fandom's tendency to interpret ''sea-green'' as ''tropical seas / neon aqua''#mostly just cause as someone who grew up around boats when i think of ''sea-green'' i have a very particular color in mind#and its that kind of murky desaturated green#like sometimes ur at the docks and are just shoving your hand into low visibility green water to catch jellyfish yknow#thats the vibe. thats what i think of whenever i hear ''sea-green''#reach into your local harbor and you may find a friend and a boy (jellyfish)#and i respect not everybody is as familiar with the ocean but ''Percy's eyes being blue is *better* because the ocean is blue not green!''#is. just a ridiculous statement to me.#like. just. first and foremost. claiming blue eyes are ''better'' and the implications in that (bleugh)#secondly - claiming that ''the ocean isnt GREEN'' is just. well you're just wrong so jot that down#it is in fact not uncommon for the ocean to be green. this is very normal actually#the ocean not always being blue does not feel like particularly groundbreaking news????#like gonna be real my guy usually the ocean is actually pretty. idk. greyish.#especially if its not actively a very sunny day in the summer#cause a lot of the time if the water is just reflecting the sky and is not being particularly affected by whatever is actually in the water#then. well. the sky is usually greyish! on your average day the sky is usually kinda grey! it usually only gets really blue when its sunny#but usually water has. yknow. stuff in it. a lot of the time algae and such. so it ends up murkier/greenish#anyways this has been: AALV's oddly specific nitpicking about Percy's eye color
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How it feels to not like timebomb after s2
#I'M NOT A HATER I SWEAR I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE IT ON PAPER#i do however think that it came literally out of nowhere and was hella rushed and kinda ridiculous#like. if the argument is that original ekko fell in love with jinx it doesn't make sense because they were enemies for most of their lives#if the argument is that current ekko fell in love with au powder and now projects these feelings on jinx it's kinda uh. messed up#because she's a whole different person. entirely. it doesn't matter if both these version started out as a 9-year old powder. they had#extremely different lives and experiences and thinking that “there's still this kind of powder in jinx deep down” is straight-up awful#OR even if he didn't project his feelings for powder on jinx why would he love her in the current universe? last time they met she blew them#up and now she wants to commit suicide. there's literally no reason for him to have any kind of feelings except the slight friendly#affection that's left from all those years ago. and yet the show and most importantly the fandom treats them like a couple??? i don't get it#also it's kinda insane that s2 turned jinx and ekko into flat shipping material#again. obviously i have nothing against the shippers and do not condemn it in any way. i'm just expressing my thoughts on the matter#also what pisses me off the most. is how in ep9 jinx in fully painted with ekko's symbols here and there. has the bandage (?) on her chest#like vi. has a hood that looks like a drawing that isha made. and yet there's no fishbones or any reference to silco at all#i mean. i get it s2 hates him but i can't help it#they gave her all these relationships and pretended that they're significant to her and yet they didn't have any proper development#to really earn it#arcane critical#arcane season 2#anti timebomb#jinx arcane#ekko arcane
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Oh my god, poverty brain makes big purchases so freakin scary. I know I need a laptop. I will have tons of downtime at work and I can't cart my three monitor gaming PC into work on slow days. So I need a laptop. I had some help picking a really good one and it's gonna do the stuff I need. But it's still such a big chunk of money. *Sweats* I have done it. But it was hard.
Luckily it sounds like my accommodation is getting reviewed for real this time and I should have more freetime at the small store and on my days off to take commissions again! I can also resume working on my comics as I've got a tablet going spare that I can take with, so all that is very exciting.
#the prospect of having spoons to create and time to do so is alleviating some of the Big Purchase feelings#the last time I was making big money I still really struggled to buy stuff even when I needed it#and one time my beloved took me shopping for clothes and I racked up like a $500 bill because it was all way nicer than I've ever considere#and I literally couldn't pay. I was like I want these clothes and I have the money but it's so painful so my beloved took my wallet#and shooed me away and the worker was kinda laughing cause I know it was ridiculous but I was so anxious#ramblies
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The name may not make sense but the face??
#he really was like no weapons just a smoke gun and this face card#it's kinda ridiculous he's too pretty#had to post a samsung ass collage bc ofc tumblr wouldn't cooperate but like. wtf man#matt death note#mail jeevas#ma#dn
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WHO IS THIS PINK HAIR GENTLEMAN YOU JUST POSTED? HES SO PRETTY???
he's Hayate from Ride Kamens! 🦩 he is my bird son a very silly guy who's part of a superhero (well...hero-ish) group trying to take down a cult, although his real passion is lattes. also, he is very pink!
(the fancy outfit was just for a game event, alas, although I spent way too much time grinding to get the pink variant so now it is mine forever, mwahaha. >:)
#ride kamens#joseimuke games are serious business#i think koki is my favorite of the wisdoms just because he's such a little freak#(leave him alone!!! he's just a goth who wants to cook!!!!!)#but hayate is SO pink and SO silly i can't help but love him#i mean yes it's a calculated silliness but he is also just kinda silly#look SOMEBODY'S gotta be the fun one here okay#time for another night of hayate carrying the entire lounge on his back#(wisdom has really grown on me...they were probably the group i was least interested in based on the promos)#(but now i'm like yes please more of koki pretending to poison everyone and nobody being entirely sure if he's serious or not)#(and i've got THEORIES about them!!!!)#(though i do need to catch up on event stories because they might drop some ridiculously huge reveal just at total random)#(AGAIN)#(AS IS THEIR WAY)#(takahashi no stop putting important lore in totally missable places i'm begging you)#(i mean i'm loving the drama. but also.)
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It kind of unnerves me when I see greens speak of Aegon as if he’s a precious, fun loving fratty momma’s boy when he’s actually just a gluttonous rapist. I get liking characters for complexity but genuinely what do you like about a rapist.
Rhaenyra gets a lot of criticism as a character, some of which are valid. She is a hothead. She is irresponsible. She is at times bloodthirsty. But for all that criticism I see greens give for Rhaenyra, I hardly see towards Aegon. They’re two sides of the same coin (except not really because Rhaenyra never had any 12 year old paramours). However, only one gets considered unworthy of their father’s heritage.
Rhaenyra can’t have bastards because god forbid a woman have sex out of wedlock. But Aegon can use his own out of wedlock children in violent forms human entertainment. And if having bastards is enough to disqualify someone from being the ruling monarch, Aegon and Aemond shouldn’t rule either right? But of course, for some “obviously non-gender related reason” Aegon can rule while Rhaenyra can’t.
Aegon is praised and loved for the same reasons Rhaenyra is not. Aegon is also a hothead and irresponsible. Aegon is also shown to have his own bloodlust. However Aegon not showing any full interest in his responsibilities as king is seen as fun and playful while with Rhaenyra it’s childish.
Even down to very appearance Rhaenyra is criticized more. Rhaenyra gets tons of fatshaming posts making crude remarks on her gained weight but Aegon and his wife get fuck all. At least Rhaenyra has her six pregnancies as an excuse, what excuse does Aegon get for being a fatass?
It isn’t about gender until it is. It’s about liking complexity and flaw in characters until it isn’t.
#hotd#anti team green#anti aegon ii targaryen#analysis kinda#not really#rhaenyra vs aegon is kind of ridiculous#all about complex characters until the character is a woman who doesn’t want to conform to traditional gender roles#and god forbid she has ambition
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— "...What do you say to a tree??"
Pocahontas (1995)
Bonus:
#actual agent of chaos pocahontas#never forget this woman has earned that name.#pocahontasedit#pocahontasgif#pocahontas x john smith#pocahontas#john smith#pocajohn#disneyedit#disney pocahontas#disneygif#disney john smith#fyeahpocahontas#y'know it's interesting the various interpretations made in an attempt to accurately translate 'pocahontas'#disney uses the ''little mischief'' one. other interpretations include ''little wanton'' and ''playful child''#one notable elementary school teacher i had told us it meant ''spoiled/naughty child''#like basically they called her a lil' brat (affectionate)#that one's my personal favorite but they all amount to about the same thing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#queso*gif#queso*edit#i do really love this scene tho bc we get to see kinda their dynamic if they'd gotten a chance to really Be together#pocahontas trolling likek she do and john being incredulous as hell#but still going with it bc he trusts her for some unnameable reason#they're actually ridiculous i love them sm#pocahontas (1995)
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reasons why taller!ty means so much to me:
i think ty being taller would just look so so lovely like him next to smaller kit would be adorable
i really really want a herondale to be the shorter love interest, just once! please! pretty please!
i’m scared that if ty is shorter, he will be infantilised more and i really do not want that
ty to me just seems to suit being tall as hell??? like idk how to describe it, he just does???
i think it would be really hot if he was icl…
our blackthorns are tall hc needs to become true
#sorry i just felt like i wanted to make this bc oftentimes i don’t think people know why i talk about this so much#so this is why#bc idk i just love thinking of ty as being a tall king#and that would be so so nice#i love imagining kitty like this#and i really REALLY do not want ty to be infantilised and i think shorter characters often are....#but that’s not even the only reason why#I JUST CANT IMAGINE HIM AS SHORTER THAN KIT#LIKE MAYBE SIMILAR HEIGHT I WOULD UNDERSTAND#BUT TALLER!TY IS JUST SUPREME#IDK WHY I SWITCHED TO ALL CAPS#BUT HERE WE ARE#SORRY IF THIS POST SEEMS KINDA RIDICULOUS#ty blackthorn#kit herondale#kit x ty#kitty#the dark artifices#the wicked powers#tda#twp#tsc
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Gig Advent Calendar Day 24
I love you 🫶
#i haven't shown the second gif to anyone#it was from the cruise gig#i was ridiculously tired and alone and sick and feeling awful#i had a terrible flu and i got sea sick#the gig made it kinda worth it#and especially this moment#because I know the 'i love u' was only for me and i know it's silly but it really made my day#and like. it makes me feel like i'm worth something#anyways sorry for the rambling#it's in the middle of the night and i'm sad and lonely#merry christmas friends <3#käärijä#my pics#my gifs#my vids
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hello... please consider... yakumo in:
the classic traditional style qipaos
the modernised and modified ones
bonus: modified hanfu
he would look wonderful wouldn't he? all the more delectable and sashimiable?
ahaha...ahah...AHAHHAH.AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
#feesh answer#the more i scrolled the more manic laughter leaked out of my face. exolkoiddeploded really#i had no images to accurately convey my emotion. so i had to make one#BEHOLD! MY PHOTO COLLAGE SKILLS!!!!!!🤣#did you really just have yakumo-coloured outfits ready and waiting somewhere in your storage??!#your curation feels like a personal attack even tho i know you just out here doin things for You#me normally: i want the most obnoxious ridiculous over the top colour combo and clashing finalfantasia10000belts mess----#me now: ok but there's something about that 3rd modern one. it's. so simple. but. i. but i......#i need him to be cute and helpful in the traditional ones. i want him walking around in the garden just sniffing pretty flowers#wait no i want him in one of th emodified ones just absolutely DESTROYING eiden's ---#waiT no I want him IN THE FLOWING ETERNALGARMENTS WITH HIS GLOWY EYES AND SOBBING POSSESSED DEMEANOUR BUT NOT ACTUALLY POSSESSED#so just glowing and crying. got it#WAIT NO-#god it's like all the things i used to be meh about or go 'what kinda character design is this'#now i'll see it on yaku and it's.....well......#those maiden buns? the lil twin baobao or whatever? hated thsoe things forever and always#then someone will put em on yakumo and suddenly everything is fine#WHAT IS HE DOING WITH THE LIL. ORBS ON HIS HEAD. I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYONE WHO WEARS THEM.#ONLY LITTLE GIRLIES. IS IT INAPPROPRIATE TO GIVE YAKU THE BUNS#BUT I. IF HE DOESN'T WEAR HIS HAIR LIKE THAT.#i will straihjtt up put steamed buns on his head#and force him to stay still and balance them#until i finish eating them all#it's a game of pile bread on the snake#i will require a stepladder#nu carnival yakumo
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bunch of kb warmups i did last month specifically to drive @backslashdelta insane
#my art#digital art#fan art#glee#glee art#kurtbastian#kurt hummel#sebastian smythe#sketches#normally i don't post warmups but like. these came out really nice#and there are way more than i remembered. it's kinda ridiculous tbh#anyway kb nation this is for u#(bella if u see this i dare u to pick a fav) (just for fun)
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Ride 767: Rivalry between warlords
Pag 2
1: Hahaha!
2: Two people are coming up!!
Who is it?
What a force!
Uh... those jerseys... that orange hair....!!
3: It's Sohoku's second year, Kaburagi!!
Hahaha, sorry for the wait! A hero always arrives late!!
Pag 3 / 4
They gathered from all over the country.... to decide the strongest in Japan!!
Pag 5
1: Two people from Sohoku caught up to the lead!!
Uh... Sohoku
Sohoku... and it's two of them!!
2: Senpai, is he strong?
That's the guy who last year competed until the end against Hakogaku for the sprint battle of the first day!!
3: I'll say it again
4: Hahaha, sorry for the wait! A hero always arrives late!!
He really said it a second time!! Does he like that sentence so much!?
Pag 6
1: “Join the lead” completed, Issa!!
Hahaha just as we planned, Danchiku!!
Pag 7
6: Senpai, the fact that they're here
7: means that are chances of winning are lower, right? It means big troubles for us, who used our legs, jumped ahead and got here with so much efforts, right!?
8: That's not a “hero” at all!! Rather, it's the opposite!!
Pag 8
1: Come forward if you wanna be defeated
2: Such an overwhelming confidence!! What arrogant attitude!! Ug!! Ah!?
3: But, somehow, he's a little cool!!
4: Wait wait wait
Wait!!
Pag 9
1: Small, small
You're small!! Sohoku!!
Ah?
2: A man's strength is “thickness”!!
3: Oh
4: Just now there was a guy from Nagoya who also didn't know
Just
5: Tch
6: I wanna make you understand by strength!!
Pag 10
1: Look at this thick neck!!
2: This thick waist!!
3: If you ride a first-class road-bike you should understand too!!
A thick waist is the trunk of your body!! And the trunk is the most important muscle to turn your legs and move your bike forward!!
4: And then, the “neck”!!
5: The heaviest part of the body.... the head accounts for one-fifth of the body
And it supports it from the side!! In other sports, the head is supported by the spine, only in cycling it's supported only by your neck's muscles!! That thickness stabilizes all your movements!!
6: These two things are “thick”!!
Do you understand what it means?
7: Kaburagi-kun!!
Pag 11
1: Let's race!!
2: No need for words, let's speak with our legs!!
How 'bout until the second roadsign!?
4: No problem
5: I'll entertain you!!
6: You'll recognize the “thickness”!!
7: The race between those two is starting!!
Pag 12
1: The thickest volcano in Japan is Sakurajima!!
Pag 13
1: The thickest radish in Japan is the Sakurajima radish
2: Kagoshima's Oosumi jumped ahead!!
Oosumi-kun!! His killer phrase came out!!
3: An explosive acceleration, just like a volcano's eruption!!
4: And his trunk.... his thick trunk
5: is moving forward like a log in a flowing in rapids!!
Pag 14
1: They call me “the raging log of Kagoshima, Oosumi”!!
My way of running is crushing everything!!
2: On the other hand, Sohoku's Issa got a late start!!
3: And his pedaling doesn't even have any explosive power
4: Is his condition not good!?
Pag 15
1: He's pedaling so... unconcerned...
He's just pedaling.... huh!?
4: and yet....
6: He caught up to Oosumi!!
7: H-
Pag 16
1: How!!
2: Your power is “thick” but your power loss is “thick” too
The really fast pedaling... haven't you heard it?
3: Is the one that appears weak at first glance
5: Is that the second roadsign?
6: Since you got here
7: I'll show you
8: He raised his hips from the saddle
Pag 17
1: Hoooooooo
2: My explosive acceleration!!
3: Ra!!
5: Ngh....!!
He's getting smaller in the blink of an eye.....
Pag 19
2: He accelerated with a popping sound!?
3: Hahaha, so how was it?
4: My Special Strong acceleration, that's had another power up since last year?
5: Sohoku defeated Kagoshima!!
The raging log!! And with a huge margin, even!!
Oosumi-kun!!
So strong... is he really a hero?
Pag 20
1: As expected by Issa
You sure show your strength during a “race”
2: Your high power, judgment, and wild instincts are first class
3: With this performance, you erased
4: this leading group's will to fight!!
5: There's 6km left until the...
6: sprint line!!
Pag 21
1: (Kaburagi and Danciku
Leading group)
We've passed a group of some people while coming here, but as expected there's no one else....
2: who will catch u.....
6: ….. Sohoku
Somehow
8: This pressure!!
Pag 22
1: Hakogaku's Doubashi!!
Pag 23
1: Yo!! It's been a while, orange!!
2: I came here to shoot you down!!
3: Thick!! Who is this thick guy!!
4: Ha.... Hakone Acedmy in a moment like this!!
5: What's with this pressure
6: He caught up? Until here and on his own!!
7: Ugh!!
What do we do, Issa!!
Pag 24
1: I won't forgive you...
I'll never forgive you....!!
3: You've arrived after me and so now I look like less of a hero!!
#yowamushi pedal#yowamushi pedal translations#yowapeda#yowamushi pedal manga#yowapeda manga#yowamushi pedal spoilers#ride 767#kaburagi is the most annoying person ever i ADORE him#also i love the others' reaction to him in this chap#they all know hes ridiculous but also hes kinda cool isnt him#also thick guy creeps me out sorry lmao good job kabu in teaching him a lesson#AND NOW WE BEGIN WITH THE REAL RACEEEEEE#i really have no idea how this will go#on one hand i think kabu might win bc this is his revenge after last year#but also#with this ih watanabe really decided to be unpredictable so WHO KNOWS#and also theres Kiji???? i kind of have a feeling kiji is gonna win everything this first day
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Uhhhhhh Ghost Cabboose au?? Ig????? Idek man I've been thinking abt this since I heard about the three heads ending lmao 😭 (more info/doodles under the cut)
Yeah that's basically it!!! I dooooont imagine she's realized that Rusty can see them (yet.) But I'm sure we'll get to that eventually......if I draw more LMAOOOO
#three heads au#stex#mudsydrawz#shoutout to that one image where cb looks like a fucking phantom animatronic. minor design inspo ngl#stex au#tw horror#cw horror#(?)#this is majorly meant to be a kinda ridiculous au that leans a /little/ into comedy-horror (ntm my style aint exactly nightmare fuel) but.#idk you never know#major character death#also (?) bc idk if this really counts....do ghost aus count??????#cb the red caboose#rusty the steam engine#dinah the dining car#greaseball the diesel#electra the electric engine#dustin the big hopper
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when you've completed your transformation into a terrifying celestial beast and your husband VERY RUDELY and VERY CRUELLY refuses to give you a smooch on your big fluffy alien snoot because he says you still need to do pointless things like "listen to union demands" and "apologize for all of those war crimes you committed". as though you aren't a literally a fluffy powdered donut
#can't even be an evil capitalist space bat anymore. because of woke.#yin art#fallen london#is it FL if it's just big ridiculously fluffy biblically accurate batdrel + their little guy#i got possessed and stayed up for like 4 straight hours doodling this. ur welcome#the size difference just kinda gripped me by the throat. is it even accurate? probably not! but i think the scoundrel can be big anyway#as a treat#dont worry i'll make sure to give them an extra 2 hours in the acid torment nexus ballpit as compensation for their crimes#this is unfortunately the closest ive come to properly making a ref of their bat form. it turns out they really are just.#Powdered Donut.#they're probably really broken up about not being able to wear flowers anymore#they're just kinda dwarfed in comparison to the rest of the locomotive sized chiropteran Everything#they'd probably make for a really good really REALLY careful little gardener. it could fix them.
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so i tried to post this the other day but i think i worded it to explicitly or something so we are trying this again but being more censored
so tim, he’s known in gotham as just bruce wayne’s CEO nepobaby X2 son. so there’s not too much special about him like yeah he’s pretty hot and has released some music in the past and it was good but he doesn’t really stick to a genre so no huge following really. but really his public persona is just young buisness man who is damn good at his job. pretty bland really,, events happen and there is a very adult tape of him that somehow gets leaked, his partner(your choice) isn’t really seen since they are holding the phone but it is very clearly tim like there is NO denying, very clear full face shots galore. it ofc blows up bc hot young ceo nepobaby getting freaky?? people are gonna eat that UP. so the gossip rags are ON it, he can’t leave the house without at LEAST one reporter asking him questions about the video and things about his bedroom habits. and at first tim tries to sweep it under the rug, won’t talk about it at all yk. but eventually after literal months of this it’s still the like #1 celeb gossip in gotham(and hero community but we are ignoring that) and tim is fed up, it’s obviously not going to go away,, so he decides to lean into it, i mean any publicity is good publicity so he decides he will drop a song about it. he writes and releases P()RNSTAR(irl by nessa barrett) and the crowd goes wild. the people of gotham love it, reporters are even more all over him and now instead of trying to redirect he just straight up starts flirting back. he is young adult gothamites icon, so many edits to the cuntiest songs you can think of.
that’s all i got hopefully this actually gets shared this time bc it’s been a week and the brain worm won’t go away. but anyways this is brought to you by the song by nessa coming on while i was reading “film school” by Rednight_Hunter on ao3. its apart of the “life lessons” series which is amazing but forewarning that endgame of the series is jaytim and there is jaydicktim content,,, so yk dont read if thats not your thing,, if it is hope you enjoy as much as i did!!
#tim drake#singer tim drake#jaytim#kinda??#at least inspired by a fic about them#idk i just love the idea of tim being like relatively boring to gothamites#and then blowing up for something absolutely ridiculous#bruce gets pissed off and so do the shareholders#but really it just ends up making tim an icon to all the gen z people#i mean the wayne’s are already pretty much the kardashians#might as well throw in an adult film for funzies
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