#it’s ok that just means it’ll be more of a treat when I do post! like u guys’ll cherish it more right? lol

[randomsufff]

Ok idk how to start this but, DBH fandom- there should be more Connor and Simon friendship fics.

Like- don’t get me wrong I love all the fics where Connor joins the Jeri-crew but, for some reason, I feel like Post-Deviant Connor would really get along with Simon specifically . I tried to think of a reason why (other than bc they’re my two favorite characters) and I think it’s because they’re so similar- but also like… ever so slightly diffrent.

They both (again- thinking Deviant Connor) care about others and are nice, and have a placid, intentional innocent look about them (Simon cause he’s a caretaker android and Connor cause he said it was to appeal to others) and yet they’re both incredibly stubborn and very much capable of violence. However, I think Simon tends to see violence as a very, very last resort while I feel like Connor would be a little more quick to resorting to violence if the situation warrants it.

And Simon is capable of violence! He’s a stubborn piece of shit about his ideals! Side rant bout Simon’s fandom characterization; despite how he’s sometimes depicted- Simon is not some “soft UwU boy who stumbles over his words constantly (EspEciAlly if MARKUS is around hu hu hu *wink wink*) and likes to take care of everyone ✨ by being an overbearing, smothering mother ” (I hate when he’s reduced down to that) Just because he’s nice and empathetic doesn’t mean he’s a weak, push over. I mean, hell, dude kept Jericho standing for who knows how many years. He had to insist AND UPHOLD the rule that they don’t leave the ship. Dude straight up wields a gun and kills people if you go the violent route. He obviously doesn’t like it- and any times he promoted to hurt people it usually fails (Thinking of trying to attack the first 2 guards at Stanford or taking the L during the March) but he does it if he’s pushed into it! And he’s headstrong too! Not some weakling who can’t think for himself. Just because he follows Markus’ ruling- dosent mean he’s some pathetic simp who’s only doing it cause it Markus the one who saying it (ok maybe it’s a little bit that- but he’s their leader! He calls the big shots. No duh he’s going to do as he says because he’s the one who gets final say!) I’m pretty sure if you choice the violent route he’ll push back at every turn and he’s soooooooo snappy to the others if Markus is kicked off cause he really thought he would help them. And while I know there are some great , 3D interpretations of Simon- there are quite a bit that, while not to the extreme that I said, tend to flatten Simon to either being just “caring” or “anxious”. And while a lot of his character is caring and anxious, it’s not ALL of it, and there’s that whole other side to him that you’re missing!!! Give him a mf backbone!

Anyway rant over, why Simon specifically as a friend and not the others- well I feel like Simon’s the type of guy who is so easy to befriend and get along with. He’s also, as I mentioned before this long rant, very similar to Connor in personality. Being split between his Machine coding and new Deviancy- I feel like Simon’s also the perfect middle to comfort him and be the friend that man desperately needs.

I don’t know how to explain why I feel this, genuinely! In my opinion/hc, I feel like after the revelation and everything, if Connor were to go back up to the Jeri-crew and try to befriend them: North might try to make niceties since he helped them in the end, but it’ll take a whillllleeee and a lot of effort to break down her defenses. Josh and Markus will try harder to be friendly, but ultimately treat it very businesslike and orderly- cause to them, Connor was more like an ally they gained in the heat of battle then a friend they made. Contrary to belief I feel like Markus wouldn’t extent an offer for Connor to join their crew as one of the leaders. He’s literally an outsider who BROKE in. He had to talk him through breaking his deviancy so he wouldn’t shoot him. He joined the cause at the very, very end. If anything, he’d see Connor as one among the many of their people who helped fight for their freedom (similar to the guy you turn in the Cyberlife supply run)- not a personal, close friend. And Josh, though not thinking of Connor as “one of his people” cause he’s not the head leader, still wouldn’t exactly be eager to befriend Connor. I feel like Josh’s pacifism and Connor’s ruthlessness would clash too much? Sure they’d hang out- but it more of a surface level friendship where’d the offer to grab a metaphorical drink or something is made but never really followed up on. But Simon- if anything I feel like Simon would be the one to check up on Connor and see how he’s doing. Having being deviant the longest, and therefore the wisest and more in tune with his feelings, I think Simon would emphasize and understand the chaotic circumstances of his awakening and try to befriend him genuinely.

All this to say- I need more Connor and Simon being friends. I need Simon to be friends with Connor separately from the group (Cause let’s be honest- he’s so sick of North and Joshs content fighting on that ship bro needs a not of a break). I need them to be kind to each other but also have a snarky, sarcastic relationship, where they both can give as much as they can take. I needed this so bad, I’ve actually come up with a little fic idea for how this supposed friendship would start.

And because this post is already so long- I’m putting it under the cut- but here’s the tagline- Connor and Simon befriend each other but the whole world thinks they’re dating (and they’re really, really not)

So it’s set after the Pacifist and Deviant Connor ending. The Jericho 4 has spread out to tackle the post- revolution issues. Markus and North head to DC to tackle the law making side, Josh travels out around the state/ to nearby cities to set up and help other Deviants while Simon stays in Detroit to help those there.

Simon- being lowkey sad and lost that his teammates spread out, head out for a walk in the snowy dark at like 3am. He’s not exactly a leader in the way Markus is, so he’s struggling with all the attention and pressure it takes to essentially govern a whole city of people. Of course he’s also feeling a bit lonely since everyone there treats him like a god or celebrity. Sure the little gang that he “lead” before Markus is close with him but they’re all out exploring their new freedom. And of the few new androids friends that he’s made, there’s always that feeling of never being able to truly connect with him- some wall he can’t quite break.

While he’s walking he stumbles upon Connor- sitting in the park, Sumo in hand, very lost in thought. Having never interacted much during or even after the whole revolution (since there was so much to do immediately) Simon tentatively walks up and says hi, asks what he’s doing out here at 3am. Gets asked the same thing, and eventually said be needed to clear his head with Connor relating. Eventually it’s revealed that Connor’s also feeling lost and lonely, being the only deviant to stay with the police department. Took a lot of fighting in between Hank and Fowler but eventually he was able to join as a consultant? Some other volunteer position cause he can’t technically get paid (and if he did- what would he spend it on? The food he dosent need to eat? At the abandoned Cyberlife store whose supplied are already being ransacked and distributed?) for now. He generally just hangs around the department with Hank for lack of anything better to do (for those of y’all who watched it- think of Psych with Connor as Shawn Spencer [now isn’t THAT a fic idea]). Not everyone is exactly friendly to him there, and it’s awkward to him to try to be friends with those who saw him as his machine, deviant-hunting self. Also Deviant Connor is socially aware and thus socially awkward so he’s not great at making friends- deviant or human wise.

Bla bla bla- after passing back and forth woes- Simon’s like: “you know what- you’re cool, let’s be friends- it’ll solve both our loner problems.” Very straightforward. Connor’s agrees agreeing stating the mutual benefits (getting to rant about android related problems/ general frustrations and being able to go out somewhere with someone when bored.)

They exchange com-links or numbers or whatever and it’s the start of a great friendship as they get into situations. The media eventually think Simon and Connor are dating cause they hang out so much and it’s the talk of all the media sources. They aren’t and never will (in my head at least- Connor my aroace icon. But this could also be a perfect Connor/Simon fic if that’s your thing) but despite that they keep getting into situations that make it look like they are. It’s very funny. Like Hank will be like “CONNOR! Are you dating…. one of the brutal leaders… of Jericho???” And Connor will be like- “No, Hank wtf” but then immediately accidentally fall into Simon’s arms after stumbling and they’re both like “Fucking RA9, we’re never beating these dating allegations huh.”

This could be a Gen Connor and Simon character study that’s disguised as a fic- but as a Markus/Simon girlie- to make it Markus/Simon- throw in Markus being lowkey jealous as he gets word of this- eventually deciding to come back to Detroit while North stays in DC after the biggest laws are finished being drafted. Cue funny ha ha situations and such. Personally- I don’t see Markus as being an outwardly, possessive jealous-type (as in- he’s not a guy who likes to admit and show he’s jealous) so his reactions to every new SituationTM Connor and Simon end up in is him going “oh… 😀��🫠” which I personally find really funny

Anyways- ending this off by saying I expect nothing by shouting all these fic ideas (and there will probably be more for other fandoms lol) and thoughts into the void- I just like sharing these specific scenarios that I make up cause I think other would like them. So maybe you too can also rotate these situations in your brain before you go to bed 😀👍

[wayfayrr]

Hi! I saw your requests are open and I read what you posted about fem!reader with piercings, and I wanted to request fem!reader but with lots of tattoos, maybe a full on sleeve tattoo on one or both arms in chain’s world if that’s ok (´･ᴗ･`)

It can be with anyone you want, whether it’s someone you’ve been wanting to write about, or whoever would give you the most motivation, or whoever you think would be the most interesting to do in this scenario, have fun with this ♡︎

That's very okay anon!! Ngl you actually scared me with the timing of this ask though, I was literally talking to a coworker about how I've always been considering a sleeve then I saw your ask just a bit later JSVNJODN!! But this was really self-indulgent in the end! the tattoos reader has are only loosely described If anyone wants to know what I was picturing as I wrote feel free to ask I'm happy to share!!! I ended up writing for Sky since he's my favourite! I hope you like it!!

“You and I are sharing a room tonight then, my dove? I can’t believe they’ve let me have you all to myself like this. It’s the perfect chance for you to show me some more of your music…”

That incident earlier seems to have given Sky far more confidence around me now, not that I’m saying that I don’t like how much more touchy he’s gotten, it’s far from that. Sky having more confidence to act how he wants around me rather than how he thinks he should act or like he’s trying to keep me at arm's length feels wonderful. Even if he is still teasing me about it. His laugh when he’s not holding back at all is still one of the most beautiful sounds, and I truly doubt it’ll ever stop being one.

“Yeah, maybe I can use the chance to show you some decent things, first though I’d rather get into something more comfortable and settle.”

“I’m looking forward to it dear, if you’d prefer you can go in now and change while I change somewhere else?”

“Thanks Sky, I’ll see you back here in a second then.”

It’s only fair I tease him back with a kiss, what if he’s going to be so confident with how he holds me most of the time now it’s only fair that I can be more confident as well. Sky didn’t take long either, coming back just as I finished changing, no doubt faster due to being more used to how these clothes just are. And he’s staring at me, Oh right! He’s not seen my tattoo before. He’s got every right to be curious, given I’ve never mentioned it before. The feeling of his hand hovering right over my arm almost feels near intoxicating, he’s so gentle like he’s afraid to do something wrong.

“Dearest would you mind if I..?”

“I don’t, I um well I should’ve told you a bit earlier shouldn’t I.”

“No! I mean, no I’m glad that I found out like this.”

He’s completely enamoured with the biggest tattoo I have, the one on my left arm. Tracing the lines so tenderly, like he’s scared of being overindulgent in giving me attention. It’s almost taunting how softly affectionate he’s being even just for this one, like he thinks I deserve to be treated with the same tenderness as someone would a piece of art within a gallery. Is he going to be like this with all of them?

“It means I get to appreciate your beauty without anyone interrupting, and I don’t think I could bear to share your attention right now.”

“T-thanks Sky. I swear if it wasn’t for the fact I can’t stay in Hyrule I would’ve already asked you to date me.”

“Why should that stop you dearest?”

“Well because I don’t want to cause you any pain when I have to leave, I can’t bring myself to be the one causing you that pain.”

The way his hands tensed around my arms as I said that, along with the face that he pulled? Sky doesn’t seem all that infatuated with the idea that I could leave him, not that I want to, not that I have the choice. His grip loosened quickly though, him pulling me into a gentle hug instead with a whine. Still obsessing over my tattoos at the same time, but with his focus changing from my sleeve to the band on my right instead although now his touch feels more like he’s trying to ground himself. Ironic really.

“Why would you assume I wouldn’t follow you? I couldn’t handle you leaving if I were courting you or not. Not now.”

“I can’t ask that of you Sky, you’re too important to the future of Hyrule.”

“Well, it’s a good thing you aren’t asking. It’s my choice.”

[lyriumsings]

as a fellow sevenmancer, what is your opinion on soft violence so far 👀

Since seven is on the forefront of my mind right now for letter reasons imma finally answer this lolol and i’m gonna tag @777greywolf bc they asked me about this for ocs for this as well and i can’t talk in short paragraphs SJSJSJ as you will see under this cut

Personally i love soft violence and i’m excited for the drama and the shenanigans!! i like that they don’t like mc and give them a hard time (it’ll make the friendship more satisfying tbh when they realize their judgements were unfair lmaoooo) I also just love characters that are loyal like that?? like regardless of how seven retold events whether they were biased or not their friends have their back and try to make sev feel comfy and happy!! idk i just can’t wait to get to be friends with them in game lolol

As for my MC Octavia uhhh if say they’re cautious?? As a knee jerk reaction Octavia wants to stay away from all of them like “those are sevens bandmates and i should just treat them as extensions of seven” basically. Rather than as individuals which Octavia will have a hard time doing. Unlike Sev, Octavia is a very honest person and has a hard time holding grudges in general esp if they people haven’t done anything personally to them. So while Octavia may participate in some passive aggressive and aggressive aggressive behaviors toward them in the beginning lmaooo it won’t last very long. Octavia is a very give what you get person most of the time, but being hostile is exhausting. Looking for offense in every word and action just isn’t in Octavia like that, and they just joke a lot and idk they’re just pretty affable. Unless Soft Violence was 100% bent on making Octavia hate them 100% of the time they’re around her Octavia could never maintain that kind of mindset lol.

TLDR: Octavia’s first impressions is: absolutely not. but like give it a week or two and they’re just gonna be like “oh are we still like doin that mean thing to each other? ok.”

Abel and Chrissy though. They are in the infamous universe but they don’t have a relationship to seven they’re octavia’s friends they made post breakup so basically they are to seven as soft violence is to octavia lolol. Basically Abel is very loyal to a fault he’s very “the enemy of my friend is my enemy.” and it’s very hard to undo his opinion once it’s made and then chrissy is also kinda like abel?? but less extreme. Basically chrissy is chill and cordial but wary and Does Not Forget. Very “Chrissy will remember this” SJSJJSJA So Abel is very much “fuck SV all my homies hate SV (they don’t he’s just dedicated)” and Chrissy is smiling! Chrissy is chill! But she’s also watching 🙂. Closely.

Thank you for the ask!!<3333 i’m sorry i’m so slow lmaooo

[admiringtheskies]

ok this question is going to make it *incredibly* clear that calling my knowledge of how comics work “spotty” is being generous, but i’m confused here — is this comic supposed to be set at the beginning of joker’s “career” as a Rogue? is that what’s happening? bc i see this is from the very new batman run, and i don’t know if it’s common to have a “main character comic” go and just reinterpret any point in its respective character’s history. up until now, i’d thought that the main ongoing comic run for any given character (what i mean is like, for example, THE current batman comic where he is the titular character for any given point in time, which is what i thought the brave and the bold was) was sort of meant to have its episodes adhere to the larger continuity, in the sense that it’ll conform to the basic/biggest details of the larger universe — like in this case, those big details would be that dick, jason, tim, steph, and damian have all taken turns as robin but the elder ones have their separate hero/antihero identities, damian’s sort of just doing his own thing, and tim is back to being the current robin. of course comic characters’ origins are redone and retconned a bunch, but i always assumed that that only actually happened during either world/universe/multiverse-wide reboots OR in comics featuring that character that are explicitly marketed as prequel/origin stories separate from the current main/principal continuity for that character. like, forgetting the wider nuances of batman being this ridiculously exalted character and how he gets treated differently than other comic book heroes bc of it, and just taking him as an example, i assumed that since jason’s death and resurrection are now well-established events in most DC continuities, we’d never get a situation where DC runs a comic about batman immediately post-Ethiopia with that being the *main or only* current solo batman comic. (again, using the word ‘solo’ loosely here bc BATMAN, or more specifically batman+robin, but i hope you get what i mean.) but what i’m getting from this, is that it’s common for any character getting a new solo run (and i’d imagine especially when the character gets new writers on a main run) to have their main ongoing storyline just skip around wherever??

{…if that’s actually true, the comics medium’s timeline headaches make EVEN MORE SENSE NOW. and i thought it was bad before!!💀}

Batman: The Brave & the Bold #2 - "The Winning Card II" (2023)

written by Tom King art by Mitch Gerads

[sugarfluffandallthatgoodstuff]

Nighty Night Cutiepie...

Villain!Deku x fem!shy!reader

y'all are 18 in this story and recently were dumped and picked up by an even worse boyfriend who has a strength quirk while you have a relatively weak water bending quirk

*MASSIVE MASSIVE TRIGGER WARNING THIS IS AN

NSFW POST! I REPEAT THIS IS AN NSFW POST MINORS DNI 18+ ONLY VÆR SÅ SNILL

ALSO, THANK YOU TO @ari-tart-3114 FOR HELPING WITH THIS MASSIVE PROJECT

7001 words

Y’all know the drill

Y/N=your name

Your last name is Kronssen (important for later I swear)

BUT

B/F/N=boyfriend’s name

now let's get started…

NO ONE’S POV

You had been walking out of your new boyfriend's house with a fresh new shiner adorning your eye, 2 freshly broken vertebrae, a broken toe, 4 broken fingers, and a dislocated shoulder.

What lovely gifts from the person who says he “loves and cares about you”

You had been walking home when you had a strange encounter in a grocery store of all places…

YOUR POV

I walked into the store to buy some more of that super cheap makeup and ice packs so I could make myself presentable for my boyfriend’s friends for when we go out to a decent restaurant.

As I leave the store, I notice someone staring at me from an alley or… maybe I’m just being paranoid? I walk faster and keep my head down but I turn my head a little and he’s still following me.

I start to jog and so does he

Clearly this man wants something from me

I take a water bottle out of my bag and open the cap so I can make a small shield of water

But before I can even do that, the mysterious man grabs my wrist and pins me to the alley wall.

“What do you want from me? I promise I have nothing valuable for you to steal!”

“There is something valuable that you have, that I want”

“What's that? I seriously own nothing valuable and I myself am not valuable!”

I look around to see if anyone else is in the vicinity

“You are simply adorable doll. I do want you”

“Why in the world would you want me and my worthless ass??”

“Hahahahahahahahahaha he’s been brainwashing you I see”

“I don’t think I know you so I’m not sure what y-you m-m-mean”

“Oh really~? Does the name Izuku Midoriya ring any bells?”

Holy shit

How did I not realize the face of my long-lost childhood best friend’s face staring back at mine?!?!

“Deku?? Is that really you?”

“I don’t go by that name anymore”

“Then what do I call you? I don’t wanna accidentally upset you”

“Remember the name you used to call me when we were really little kids before we met Kacchan?”

“Y-y-you w-w-want m-m-me t-t-to c-c-call -y-y-you I-I-Izu?”

“Yes darling~”

Oh shit he called me darling

What is B/F/N going to think?!?!?!?!

“I-I-Izu -I-I-I h-have a-a b-b-boyf-friend”

“Oh I know~”

“IZU HE’S GOING TO KILL BOTH OF US IF HE FINDS OUT”

“Why would he kill the boss of the gang he joined”

“Wait what?”

“Yeah, I am a Mafia Boss. Remember?”

“No, I remember you being a boss. I’m just confused. My boyfriend is in the mafia?”

“Yes darling~ I just think it’ll be fun to mercilessly slaughter the man who is hurting the only person who truly cared about me~”

“B-but h-he said h-he l-loves m-me”

“Sorry cutie but I don’t think he does. It hurts me dearly when you lie to me”

“But i-i’m not lying!”

“Mmhm yeah no the shiner, broken bones, and dislocated shoulder beg to differ”

“I got those from doing something wrong Izu! Not from him being bad”

“*tsk* *tsk* *tsk* no no no darling that’s enough you’re not going back to him”

“But-”

“No buts Y/N I can always get your stuff for you from your apartment. You’re coming with me.”

“HE’S GOING TO HURT YOU IZU I CAN’T LET THAT HAPPEN TO YOU!”

“It’s ok I can take him”

“But his quirk-”

“Oh darling if only someone told you about my new quirk”

“But that’s not important right now we need to get your injuries treated”

He then picks me up princess style and I start to thrash in his arms

“Oh no no no cutie I’m trying to help you”

He then puts me back down on the ground while still keeping an arm hooked around my waist as he fiddles with something

“Izu what are you doing?”

“Shhhhh relax cutie”

The next thing I know there's a soft cloth pressed to the lower part of my face and the next breath in I take smells- sweet?

And then everything goes black

DEKU’S POV

I look down at Y/N’s sleeping form

“Nighty night cutiepie~ sweet dreams~”

I picked her back up princess style and took her back to the hideout so I could treat her injuries that her asshole boyfriend B/F/N gave her

Looks like we’re going to have a lovely punching bag and experiment dummy tonight for our new chemical enhancements

*time skip*

After not much walking I made it back to the hideout and kicked the door in using one of the many quirks All For One gave me in order to ensure my success in my endeavors (hehe see what I did there)

“S-sir y-you’re back early!” B/F/N said to me

“Wait sir. Who is that?”

“Oh you know her B/F/N or at least you should considering how you treat her”

He took a more discerning look at the girl in my arms and his skin lost all the color and he went white as a ghost

“I-I-I-I-IS T-T-T-THAT-”

“Yes B/F/N it’s Y/N. and she is going to be living with me from now on~”

“S-SIR I-I-I-I C-C-C-C-CAN E-E-E-E–E-EXP-P-PLA-A-AIN”

I just laugh at him as he starts to shake

“HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA” I then gently set Y/N down on the couch and wiped a tear from my eye

“Ahhh oh you’re dead,” I say as a wicked Cheshire cat grin forms on my face

I snap my fingers and the “Toga Dabi will you get him prepped for his punishment~“

“Have fun B/F/N I’ll see you soon~”

I looked back towards Y/N and see her start to squirm and stir

Looks like it’s time to start her mental restoration but that will come later after I teach B/F/N his lesson

“Yo”

The guy looks at me, with fear in his eyes.

“Boss, what seems to be the matter,”

“You remember the 5 rules of this mafia group don’t you?”

”Of course, sir.” He looks up, trying to remember the rules.

“To never disobey the boss, always be loyal to the group, don’t bring any loved ones to the group, pay the rent on time, and if you have things worth value, always show it to the boss”

“That's right. And it seems you have something worth much more value than your life…”

The guy looks at me confused.

“And what’s that? If you don’t mind me asking”

I look at the back, then the front, to see if Y/N is not there

“Your girlfriend, who else jackass?”

“Wait, what??”

“Let's be real for a second. I know that I am a better match for her than you. You cheat on her with other girls. Not to mention guys. Even though I am a Mafia Boss, I know that I can treat her well.”

“NO”

“What's that? You are disobeying my orders?”

I grab some staples, and other normal things, and proceed to walk slowly towards him. He looks at me scared.

“Sir?”

“Are you scared that I will do something to her?” I then smile. “Guess I’ll do that to you then”

He gasps, then screams, as the staples proceed to leave around his body. Blood is pouring the floor.

“DO YOU PLEAD YOUR LIFE, MOTHERFUCKER. BEG! BEG!”

I then got bored and decided to bring out the… substances. 😏😏

MEANWHILE….

Y/N’s POV

I slowly wake up to find myself on a… surprisingly soft and squishy couch

Where am I?

Before I can really think anything else I see someone walk in

“Good morning,”

A tall (like 7’2”) broad, man who has what I think is a 10-pack😏

“Oh, good morning Y/N good to see you are finally awake!”

“I'm, sorry, but what's your name?”

“Oh my bad! My name is Eijiro Kirishima! I know we have never met before but, maybe we can be good friends one day!”

“That’s fine. It’s nice to meet you too. Hopefully, we will get along well. ”

“Oh! I almost forgot what I came in here for! I’m supposed to help with your injuries!”

“W-w-w-what!?!?!”

“Oh don’t worry I’ll be gentle. Now if you could kindly show me your left hand please?”

MEANWHILE WITH DEKU (DEKU’S POV)…

I walked back into the dingy room where I was keeping B/F/N briefcase in hand and look at him and smile at the sight of him tied up and tied to a chair and chuckle when he starts thrashing against his restraints

Then I open the briefcase to reveal the 45 different syringes and vials and giggle at the sight of his eyes going wide and him screaming into his gag

“Oh don’t worry B/F/N this will only hurt a lot!”

I laugh as he starts to scream and squirm more

“I bet you regret hurting Y/N now don’t you!” :)

“Mmph mmmmph”

“Oh my bad let me remove that”

I roughly remove his gag and am immediately met with him screeching in rage

“HOW DARE YOU THAT LITTLE BITCH WAS GETTING WHAT SHE DESERVED WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED FOR HER BEING A LITTLE SLUT THERE’S NO REASON T-”

I silence him by shoving his gag back in his mouth because I’m not going to let him bad mouth the one person I will ever love

“And that’s enough from you. Wow you’re so whiny” I say as I look over which thing I want to stick into him first

*pffot* “I’VE ALWAYS DONE WHAT YOU WANTED ME-” and the gag when back on

“Well I thought I’d be nice and give you a simple cloth gag but noooo you’re too good for it so you leave me no choice”

I stuff another cloth gag into his mouth and then swap it out for something that will keep him from talking but leave his mouth open so I can hear his screams of anguish and I crank it wide enough to break his jaw slowly just like I had heard he did to Y/N at some point

“Well it’s finally time to begin”

BACK TO YOUR POV

I talk to Kirishima about simple things.

in a while when we stop talking, he looks at a door and turns back to me.

“Is everything ok there”

“Yeah yeah um everything is totally fine”

I go to say another word but before I can say anything, I see Midoriya walk out with gloves on that have blood all over. His right cheek also has some blood.

“Oh hello Kirishima! I take it your mission was a success?”

“Yeah! Went smoother than a bowling ball on a freshly lubricated floor. They were BEGGING for mercy after only 30 seconds!”

“Well that’s good to hear. I take it Y/N is finally awake?”

“Yeah she just woke up and is a little groggy I was actually just about to treat her injuries”

“Oh that’s ok I can take care of that but here is something else I need you to do if you’re willing”

“Fire away buddy!”

“There’s someone in the solitary chamber who’s a bit belligerent and needy”

“Oh this should be fun!” this is the first time I've seen Kirishima smile with teeth and holy crap those things are sharper than knives

I guess I didn’t notice my body shaking when he had smiled sinisterly and the mention of torturing someone because Midoriya looked at me and asked

“Are you ok Y/N? Are you cold? Do you need a blanket? A hug maybe?”

“Oh I-I’m fine thank you”

“Great then I’m going to get started on fixing you up!”

“Oh no I-I c-couldn’t p-p-p-possibly burden you with that I know how to take care of myself”

“Oh darling it’s completely fine really! It’s really the least I can do for you after always fixing me up when we were kids you know?”

“But taking care of me is a burden since I’m such a whiny baby who can’t pick up a gallon of milk without pulling a muscle, and not cry about it! I would just make you want to go deaf the whole time because of how much I scream and cry!”

“Oh sweetheart you know I love you right? Taking care of you would really actually be a privilege for me. So stop arguing and let me help you like you’ve always done for me without hesitation.”

And with that, he walks over to me and picks me up princess style albeit carefully because of my fractured spine

“Hey put me down I’m gonna break your arms because I’m too fat and heavy!”

“Oh Y/N you realize you basically weigh nothing to me because of how strong I’ve gotten?”

I couldn’t even say anything back because I just couldn't think of a rebuttal to his statement

“Good now I’m gonna help you and nurse you back to health. And if you try to fight I will gladly make you cooperate~!”

He then carries me to a room where there is a pristine reclining chair and an exam table next to it and he lays me down on my stomach on the exam table and then walks to the other side of the room to get some medical gloves and other things he may need for whatever he’s planning when suddenly he asks

“You aren’t allergic to latex are you?”

“Uhh no, why?”

“Good just making sure”

Then he walks back over and before I can say anything he cuts my shirt off with the machete he was holding in his hand

“Izu! That was my last decent shirt!”

“Oh don’t worry darling I can always buy you new better clothes just trust me ok?”

“O-ok”

“Ooh yeah he did some nasty damage to your back but we should mitigate that later once you’re asleep so you don’t feel anything or feel scared or have to see it”

He then gently rolls me over onto my back which surprisingly did not hurt and takes my left hand into his gloved ones and looks very closely at it

“Ok please don’t freak out just please trust what I’m about to do”

“Wha-”

He then gets a butterfly knife and cuts a little part of each broken finger open and the I SCREAM

“IZU THAT HURTS WHY ARE YOU-”

“It’s ok Y/N this is just part of the process. In order for my healing quirk to be able to work, I have to get some of my saliva into a wound on the injured part of the body. I swear you will feel better in a few moments”

He then gets one of my fingers and licks it taking some blood but ultimately doing the thing he said he was going to do but also giving each finger a little kiss after

Suddenly I felt a searing pain in my fingers and I am about to scream in pain again when Midoriya suddenly puts a pillow to my mouth for me to scream into which I grip onto with my right hand and scream as loud and hard as I can as my bones, muscles, ligaments, and tendons heal and then it eventually subsides

“See I told you it would feel better after a few minutes,” he said with a smile

“Now I’m going to rub some painkilling cream on your eye because I’m going to have to do the same thing but in theory, it shouldn’t hurt as bad because nothing is broken from what I can see but because of the area I’m going to try to numb it as best I can ok darling?”

“Are you sure we need to do this?”

“Yes cutie we do”

So he put the novocaine cream on the shiner and waited a few minutes then repeated the thing he did with my fingers but made sure to pepper what felt like hundreds of kisses near the incision he made on the temple of my head

“Hey I know I said I was going to do it while you were asleep but would you be willing to let me fix the bones in your back?”

“U-u-u-um-”

“You don’t have to if you don’t want to”

“Y-you know what screw it let’s do it”

So he rolls me over and proceeds to do the same thing he did to my eye to my back and then super quickly to my toe so both could be done at the same time so I could not have to deal with the pain more times than I would really need to

And then this happened

“I’m going to pop your shoulder back into place okay?”

“N-no I can d-do i-it m-myself t-thank y-you though”

“Nonono I should do it for you because you could put it back wrong and make it so it gets dislocated again”

So before I could object he gripped my left shoulder and popped it back into place and then I screamed again

“I know I know it hurts but you’re being very brave! You’re doing so well! You’re such a brave girl”

Then he rolls me onto my back again and smiles down at me

“You did so well! You’re almost done there’s just one more thing I have to do so hang tight”

I waited anxiously for what he was going to do next and he came back with leather straps and I looked at him with a scared and confused look

“Oh don’t worry this won’t hurt at all! In fact, I think you might like”

“Th-there are n-n-n-no n-n-n-needles r-r-right?”

“That is correct! But if you ever do need a shot I will let you know and make it as easy as possible”

He then strapped me down to the table and I started to squirm around and then he sliced off the rest of my shirt exposing my tummy and bra

“Mmmmm look at this cute and adorable little tummy! I could eat it aaaaaaaallll up”

And then he started peppering butterfly kisses all over my tummy and I started to giggle a little

“Ihihihihihihihihihihihihizuhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuuuhuhuhu thaahahahahat tihihihihihihihihihickles”

He then moved towards my chest and then dug his hands between my arms and started mercilessly tickling my armpits

“IHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIZHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH PLEAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEEHEHE”

He moves towards me to feel my neck, making me stop laughing. I gasp, not sure what to feel during this moment. Midoriya then started to kiss and nip at my neck and gently caress his hands down my torso towards my hips lightly tickling as he went down making moans and giggles come out of my mouth

“I am going to have so much fun with you my baby girl😏~” He whispers in my ear, biting the top,

“My little doll”

“B-but I don’t deserve love Izu”

“I’m going to absolutely fuck you so stupid you forget every bad thing that happened to you~”

I look up and give him a kiss on the head as he looked at me with absolute adoration and lust swimming in his eyes

But alas our moment was interrupted by a certain explosive blond blowing down the door

“I FOUND YOU DAMN DEKU!”

“Oh! Kacchan how nice of you to join us~”

The man known as “Kacchan” throws Midoriya into a wall

“Hmmm. So you have chosen death Kacchan”

And at the sound of the commotion, Kirishima comes running in

“Stop the violence!”

Midoriya and Kacchan freeze and Bakugou’s eyes widen in fear

‘K-Kirishima?!?”

“Hey Bakubabe, you miss me?”

Bakubabe?!

“Wait you 2 dated?!?”

“Actually, the three of us,”

“WHAT?”

Bakugo looks away blushing as Kirishima back hugs him.

Suddenly I hear Bakugou’s slightly gravelly moan and when I look at them Kirishima has a mischievous grin on his face as he slooowwly massages Bakugou slightly above his dick

“Oh what’s the matter Bakubabe? Cat got your tongue~?”

“Aww look how flustered Kacchan is~” “now we both have an absolute cutie to play with~”

Oh shit I completely forgot the position I was in

Midoriya then looked down at my restrained form and smirked at me

“Now where were we Y/N~”

And withThen he raised his machete again and with one swift swipe cut my bra off thus leaving my breasts exposed

“Look how pretty these are Y/N~ stiff just for me hmm?”

At this point, I didn’t know what I am supposed to feel.

But I strangely feel…good?

He then scoots up to my chest and starts to suck on my nipple and massage the other breast

“Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhh that feeeeels goooooooooooooad”

“That’s right Y/N let me hear those beautiful moans of yours~”

“GODDAMNIT SHITTY HAIR AHHHHHH~”

“Awwww does that feel good Katsuki~?”

“Say Kirishima, should we take our little cuties to a more comfortable place~?”

“HEY I’M NOT CUTE DEKU YOU-”

Bakugou is quickly cut off by another moan that erupts from him when Kirishima massages a particular area just above his shaft

“Oh really Kacchan? Because your precious moans beg to differ”

Kirishima picks Bakugou up off the ground while still pleasuring and edging him and takes him to a different room

KIRISHIMA’S POV

I carried Bakugou to the special room we have for occasions like this where we can be comfortable while we have a good time and put him down on the bed and quickly put quirk canceling gloves on his hands and restrain his wrists above his head and kept them spaced apart so he wouldn’t get any ideas to escape and them I restrained his kicking legs to the bed

“DAMNIT SHITTY HAIR LET ME GO! I HAVE A SCORE TO SETTLE WITH DEKU!”

“Sorry Bakubro but you-” I then move my hand to where his cock is starting to rise and massage it “-forced my hand”

“WAIT” Bakugo gasps as I grab his dick.

“N-not now Kirishima. I’m still weak from last time.”

“That wasn’t my fault. You looked so hot I couldn’t help myself from taking a bite”

For the first time that day, Bakugou blushed.

“K-Kiri-ah, s-sto-op”

Things were getting really serious as I took off his shirt.

“WAIT WAIT WAIT”

I looked at Bakugou confused.

“Why I thought you liked it when I harden my abs on you~”

“I'm just so confused right now that's all,”

I stopped what I was doing and took Bakugou's hand.

“Can you tell me about it?”

“Nevermind I-”

Too late cutie~”

I harden my index finger and with one quick swoop I cut his shirt open and off

“Wait I can’t-”

“Oh we’re gonna have fun tonight babe~”

YOUR POV

I was sitting there in shock as Kirishima just picked him up like a small child and carried him away with ease and Midoriya looked at me as we both heard moaning and snapping from the other room

“You’re next baby~”

“W-wait n-no-”

“No buts cutiepie~! Remember what I told you? I’m going to fuck you so stupid you will forget every bad thing that’s ever happened to you?”

“And if you try to resist I’ll have no choice but to tickle torture you mercilessly! And don’t think I don’t know all your spots~”

He then released my arms from the leather restraints and picked me up princess style and took me down a few hallways and then he kicked the door open to reveal Kirishima absolutely railing Bakugou (who was drooling and moaning mind you and bucking his hips wildly)

“Awwww… look how cute and vulnerable Kacchan is being absolutely fucked wildly!~”

I look at Bakugou in envy because he actually is capable of being loved am I’m not

“Izu I think you’re making a mistake”

“Why do you think that?”

“Because B/F/N said I’m unfuckable and it wouldn’t be worth your time”

“Anything that asshole says is wrong and speaking of him I wonder how he’s doing~”

“Besides I’m fat and ugly you AREN’T going to want to see my disgusting body”

“Looks like we are going to need to fix that huh Kirishima?~”

Kirishima stops thrusting (much to Bakugou’s chagrin) for a minute and looks at us and looks me up and down

“Goddamn Midoriya she’s hoooot”

“She doesn’t think so”

“I’m not lying Izu”

“Yeah sorry Y/N I’m going to have to agree with him but you’re drop-dead gorgeous”

“I think we need to fix these insecurities that B/F/N instilled into our beautiful little princess~”

“I agree”

Midoriya then lays me down gently on the bed and ties me up spread eagle and cuts off my pants with that damn machete he seems to carry around everywhere

“I-Izu! D-don’t d-do that! ” I say as I squirm and try to break out of my restraints and I almost succeed

But I forgot to account for one thing

Kirishima had already been near my head and hands and caught my wrist just before I could free my other hand

“Ah ah ah Y/N that’s very naughty of you~”

“Oh dear, how could you already forget the consequence for if you tried to do this very thing?”

“I’m just trying to spare you Izu! Please just trust me! Would I ever lie to you?”

“I know you would never lie to me Y/N but you sadly seem to have been brainwashed to think you’re worthless and I’m just here to prove to you that you are worth everything in the world and more”

“Now let’s not waste any time Kiri can you please go get the blue briefcase from next door?”

“Sure”

Midoriya then walked over to Bakugou

“Oh Kacchan, it's been so long since I last saw you! I can see you’ve been working these yummy looking abs hm?” then he starts tracing Bakugou’s 8-pack and fluttering his gloved fingers in between each muscle pocket eliciting giggles from the explosive blond

“DAHAHAHAHHAHAMIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIT STOHOHOHOHOHOHP!”

“Wow, I didn’t know you were so ticklish Kacchan~. I wonder who’s laugh is cuter. Yours or Y/N’s. Looks like we’ll need to find out~”

“NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

“So sensitive too~”

“Hey Midoriya, I’m back!”

“Oh good! Now we’ll see who is going to have the pleasure of making Y/N squeal with laughter!”

Midoriya pulled out a die and said:

“I’m evens you’re odds”

He rolled the die

It landed on 5

“YES! FINALLY I GET TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH Y/N!!!”

“Have fun Kirishima I’m going to go have some fun with Kacchan”

Kirishima looks at me and smiles mischievously

“Well look at you~”

I blush and try to hide my face behind my outstretched arm

“Aww, you shouldn’t hide your cute face I’m going to be seeing your smile anyway~”

“N-no i-i-it’s ugly leave me alone”

“Awwww now I REALLY need to tickle that nonsense out of you~. Where to start first~”

He jumps onto the bed and crawls into the space between my legs and starts rapidly squeezing my inner thighs.

““NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHO PLEAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEASE”

“Sorry Y/N but you need this. Tickle tickle tickle cutiepie~”

“NOHOHOHOHOHO GOGOHOHOHOHOHOHDAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAMNIHIHIHIT DEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHKUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU!”

I couldn’t see it but uh- apparently Midoriya had slid his hand a little low on Bakugou’s torso and was just wrecking the fuck out of his dick

Kirishima had looked directly into my eyes and just went wild scribbling his fingers on my now tight and slightly muscled tummy

“Bakugou hehe sheeesh, who knew you were so ho-“

“SHUT UP, KIRISHIMA!!”

“See look Y/N you’re not fat you actually have some muscle! I mean just look at these cute wittwe abs! I could just eat ‘em all up!”

And with that, he uses his SHARP ASS TEETH and starts nibbling on my abs which drives me MAD

“NOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHO KIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIRIHIHIHIHI PLEAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHESE DOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHONT”

“Hey Midoriya I think we have a winner!”

“Really let me see”

He finally stops wrecking Bakugou but he walked over to me and started fluttering his fingers riiiiiiiight where my armpits meet my breasts

“PLEAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANY WHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHERE BUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUT THEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEEHEHEHERE”

“I think you’re right Kirishima her laugh is pretty cute~”

WARNING 18+ CONTENT AHEAD AVOID THIS CHUNK!!! 🔞🔞🔞

He then walks back over to Bakugou and frees his wrists but then swiftly grabs them and whispers

“you want to do Y/N don’t you”

He nods

“Great then we’re gonna get started with that”

“W-what’s h-h-happening?”

“We’re gonna fuck every single insecurity right out of your body,” said Midoriya

“Kiri would you like to go first or should I…”

“Nah Midoriya I think you should go second and me last and have Bakubro warm her up~”

“With pleasure~”

Bakugou then hops off the bed he had been previously tied down to and makes his way over to where I am

“I can’t wait to see how you taste princess~”

He then crawls onto the bed between my legs and holds his hand out and Midoriya places a pair of scissors in his hand

*snip*

Did he-?

Oh my god he just snipped my panties right off my body

“Wet for me already huh~?”

I don’t say anything and I try to (stupidly) break out of my restraints again and obviously fail

“Damn you really do think you’re terrible huh?”

“Just go ask B/F/N he’ll tell you how bad I am in bed”

“I don’t trust that son of a bitch I’ll have to see for myself”

He then laid down on his chest and inched closer to my mhm… area

He then got his face closer and closer and then I could feel his breath tickling my folds and then suddenly I felt a lick going from bottom to top his tongue barely penetrating my entrance

“A-a-ah K-K-Katsuki! Ahhhh~”

“Mmmm~ you taste good~”

“H-how o-on e-earth d-do y-you t-tolerate-”

Bakugou cut me off by putting a finger on my lips

“Shut it nerd and don’t question my taste”

I proceeds to moan as Bakugou touches my lips, then proceeds to my back.

I gasp as his hands land on my butt.

“Shhhhh, it’s ok”

I whimper in response. I whimper as his hands go inside of it.

“Ahhh~”

Before I knew it, my pants were off, and Bakugou brings me up to his waist.

“Do you feel that?”

“H-huh?”

Bakugou grabs my hands and I feel something hard. I touch it more.

“Ahhh~”

Bakugou let’s out another and I look at him confused. I look down and realize what i was touching in the first place.

“I-I-I AM SO SORRY”

Baku got looks at me and blushes.

“It’s ok. Besides,i t felt really nice”

“O-oh. I’m glad”

Kirishima walks in to the room.

“Woah, Bakubro, you are hard already”

“Sh-shut up man”

Kirishima looks at me, and lifts me butt first even though I’m still in my binds.

“Wa-wait a minute”

“Too late little angel. Your bare ass just really turned me on”

I gasp and blush at his comment. Never did I ever think that my best features in sex’s were to be my butt.

I look at Kirishima, blushing as he proceeds to take off his clothes.

“Ready?”

I look at him, and nod.

Kirishima then looks at me smiling, his daggers for teeth reflecting the light and a little glimmer shining off one of his teeth into my eye.

My eyes trail all the way from his gorgeous scarlet eyes and sharp jawline down to his… monster of a cock easily longer than 12 inches but I’m not sure how much longer and honestly… I’m probably going to die or never be able to become pregnant

He then strides over to me hands behind his back then transitioning to his hips before finally crawling his gargantuan form between my legs and putting his face up to my entrance and he sticks his long tongue inside me and I start to moan as starts swirling his tongue around inside gathering my juices and then draws it out of me before he just retracts it into his mouth and gulps

“Mmmmmmm Bakubro wasn’t kidding~” he said in a whiny moan

Then he somehow quickly transitioned to having his monstrous cock inside me and thrusting hard and fast and moaning louder than a jet engine

“AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH~ GOOOOHHHHD YOU’RE SO TIIIIGHT~”

He held onto my waist and would tickle me occasionally to make me smile as I moaned

This ended up going on for about 9 minutes before I finally climaxed with him

And he was peppering my whole body with kisses as he pulled himself out so Midoriya could have his round

“Well doll~ it’s finally time for me to show you how much I love you~”

“I-I-I-I-I-Izu I-I-I’m n-n-n-not s-s-sure h-h-h-how m-m-m-mu-ch m-m-more I-I-I c-c-can t-t-take”

“It’s ok sweetie I’ll be gentle~”

He then strips with one swing of his arm revealing a very chiseled 10 pack and a member crafted by god himself and he smiled as he brought himself onto my body and he gently caressed every inch of my skin

“I don’t know how you could possibly hate such a divine body min kjære~” (my love)

“Y-you k-know N-Norwegian?”

“selvfølgelig gjør jeg min kjærlighet bare for deg” (of course I do my love just for you)

As he gently traced his large scarred hands up my torso near my face he would press kisses where his hands just were until he got to my nose then he booped my nose and blew a raspberry on my tummy

“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO”

“Hahaha I was just kidding! Now onto the real fun~”

And just like Kirishima, he made sure to make the transition fast but was extra careful to be gentle and then gracefully but passionately brought me to our climaxes (this now being my 3rd climax of the night)

As he filled my womb with his seed I felt this strange warmth and happiness

“We love you Y/N~”

2 MONTHS LATER SMUT PART OVER

YOUR POV

I woke up in bed wedged in between Kiri and Midoriya feeling sick and the sudden urge to throw up but I tried to suppress it knowing how my boyfriends react to me being ill and I always hate burdening them and taking them away from their duties

I started to squirm and toss and turn and then I suddenly shot up and out of bed sprinting as fast as a person could to the bathroom and let out everything that had been residing in my stomach.

And then after about a minute of violent stomach purging, I heard 2 pairs of feet sprinting towards where I am

“Y/N!!! ARE YOU OK?!?!?!”

“Y-yeah I-I th-think th-that I-”

*bleurgh*

Here we go again…

Midoriya then was right by my side rubbing circles onto my back and Kirishima was holding my hair out of my face and they were both whispering sweet nothings into my ear

And then completely out of left field, Kirishima asks:

“Y/N do you remember when your last period was?”

And then it hit me

“I don’t remember… I think 3 weeks before I came here?”

“Hey, it’s fine you two I’ll have someone go out and get a pregnancy test for her I’m sure anyone would want to comply if they still want their heads to be attached to their shoulders~”

*time skip*

Kirishima handed me the pregnancy test and I sat on the toilet did my thing and then wait

And then it happened

And I screamed

“OH MY GOD”

“Y/N are you ok?!?”

“I’M FUCKING PREGNANT OH MY GOD”

Kirishima then accidentally shattered the door into a pile of wooden splinters as he ran in and basically squashed me into the biggest hug I think I’ve ever had

“OH MY GOD WE’RE HAVING A BABY!!!!!!!! IZUKU WE’RE HAVING A BABY!!!!”

“I can’t wait to meet them!”

I then passed out from all the emotions and woke up on both Kirishima and Midoriyas’ laps and when I woke up I felt lips on mine

“You will not be lifting a finger to do anything from now on got it?”

“B-but what if I want to spin my guard equipment?”

“You can if you’re monitored because I’m not letting you get a concussion again”

*another time skip to 7 months later because I fucking can*

I was sitting on the luxury recliner Midoriya insisted I have once I hit 7 months so I wouldn’t be uncomfortable just vibing with headphones blasting music into my pregnant belly when I suddenly feel back pain

And then all of a sudden

Everything felt soaked

My water broke

“IZU!”

“Yes, dear?”

“MY FUCKING WATER BROKE”

Midoriya started yelling at people (which was VERY rare btw)

Then he calls Bakugou and is dragging Kirishima to where I am and then he starts ordering people around to start preparing the place for me to give birth

Then Bakugou arrives and all the underlings start running around faster

Then after everything is finally set up (it literally took 3 minutes but it felt like an eternity) Kirishima gently lifted me off the chair and carried me to the infirmary where a midwife was waiting for me

He then laid me down and then the midwife started giving me shit for no reason

“You can't let the babies listen to that satanic music! You need to nurture them with Christian music and-”

Then midoriya shuts her up by grabbing her hair and holds a knife to her neck and says:

“You have one job and that is to simply make it easier for my fiance to deliver the baby and you may not speak on anything else and if you criticize her one more time it’s off with your head got it”

She cowers in fear and starts the delivery process trying not to shoot me dirty looks with Midoriya giving her a crazed Cheshire grin to prevent her from upsetting me

The midwife was anxiously giving Kiri and Bakugou directions to get the baby out safely

Only there was one problem

There wasn’t only one baby

There were 3

Which means I had been pregnant with triplets the whole time

We found this out when someone asked why the baby bump was abnormally large and they did an ultrasound and found 3 babies which explains why I started showing so early

So the midwife had nervously asked Midoriya if he wanted to cut the cord for one of the babies

“Babies? I thought there was only one”

“N-no there’s three”

“Then yes I would but mark my words say ANYTHING that upsets my fiance you know what will happen”

“Y-y-y-yes s-s-s-s-s-sir”

After each of them cut a cord for each of the babies I had finally spoken real words since I had been screaming gutturally the whole time

“Wh-wh-what’s th-th-th-the g-g-g-ge-ender?”

“Congratulations ms.Y/N you have 3 very healthy baby girls!”

“I wonder which of you is responsible”

“Good question”

About 20 minutes later the midwife comes back and delivers the most shocking news I think I ever heard/ever will hear

They were all responsible

“How is that possible?!?!?”

“I can explain” Midoriya chimed in

“You see remember when I said ‘quirks’ as in quirk but plural? Well I had kind of forgotten to mention that I acquired a quirk that allowed me to mix the sperm from multiple people during intercourse to combine all genes from everyone involved if that makes sense”

“O-oh. um how did you get it and that seems random”

“All For One had heard of my sexuality and decided to cater to it in his own way…”

“Oh”

“Well that explains why all of them look like all 3 of you”

“Speaking of the girls I think it’s about high time we name them”

“I’ll take care of that mostly because I’ve had a lot of ideas and also I feel like you three would all argue anyway”

“True. so what names were you thinking Y/N?” Kirishima asked me

“I was, think for the one in Kiri’s arms her name will be… Andrine Mathilde Kronbakuorshima, the one in Katsuki’s arms will be named Lovise Astrid Kronbakuorshima, and the one in Izu’s arms will be named Kjellfrid Erika Kronbakuorshima.”

“Y/N what do the names mean? And for the last name, is that all of our last names combined?”

“To answer your second question, yes it’s all 4 of our last names combined”

“And to address the first question, Kjellfrid means ‘beautiful’ and Erika means ‘ruler’ so Kjellfrid Erika means ‘beautiful ruler’, Andrine means ‘brave or strong’ and Mathilde means ‘strength or might in battle’ so in our case Andrine Mathilde would mean ‘brave and strength in battle’, and finally Lovise means ‘well-known fighter’ and Astrid means ‘divine beauty or god-like strength’ so for us Lovise Astrid would mean ‘ divine fighter, these names are important to me seeing as I am of Norwegian descent so I thought I’d share my culture with you i-if that’s ok of course…”

“Of course, it’s ok Y/N! I am glad you shared such beautiful parts of your life and culture, and I’m sure Kiri and Kacchan agree!”

“Yep!” “yeah fine whatever nerds at least she named mine the coolest name”

“I’m gonna pretend you didn’t just say that because I love all 3 of you equally and I will love our daughters equally as well and I named each of them after attributes of the fine young men holding them”

“We love you Y/N”

“I love you all too”

“AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

[outivv]

That last one was really nice! Could you make an alternate follow up where the reader survives the injuries but is super shaken up by the ordeal?

Synopsis: follow up to my last post with the reader literally dying :’)

Warnings: mentions of blood, severe injuries, y/n basically has ptsd

Game/ fandom: genshin impact

Characters: sara, beidou, yoimiya, and Ningguang

Pronouns for reader: gender neutral/ not mentioned

Note: all the relationship status’s are the same as the previous version!

A/n: I am so sorry for getting to this so late! I really hope you enjoy, and don’t mind the wait :’D

— sara —

Definitely cries of happiness when she gets you to a medic fast enough, thankfully, in this version it’s possible to heal you, and you live! Definitely holds you so close, and kisses your ring finger as like… a silent prayer.

Sara herself is shaken up, but more… angry, so she’ll basically.. try to make it up to you by being by your side all the time.

She was so scared, and she knows you were too. There’s moments where she just… holds you and you both just cry. Sara is crying out of anger and fear though.

Probably resents the resistance, and when peace negotiations happen she just… has to stop for a moment. Kokomi probably apologized, she didn’t want anyone to get hurt but that’s what war is though, so she can’t really… say much.

Literally will yell at you if you try to do to much. Like she wants you to rest, and you. Will. Rest.

— beidou —

Holds you so gently for such a long time, when you both get onto her ship. She will have you both sitting in her cabin, alone, and just… hold you so close. You’ve never seen her so scared.

Once she finds out how shaken up you are, she’ll test you so gently. I mean she already did, but now it’s… even more gentler. She treats you like glass, making any accommodations for you that you need.

Literally anytime the crew needs to fight, she pushes you below deck, as a way for you to stay safe. She doesn’t want a repeat of what happened.

— yoimiya —

She was so scared when you came home, injured, bloody, and bruised. Dropped everything, literally, and then ran over to you.

Hugs you a lot, and kisses you so much as a way of saying “I’m glad your safe” especially when she finds out you’re having a rough time handling everything.

Literally will put everything on pause to make sure you’re ok. The fireworks can wait a bit, you need her attention, and that is what matters to her right now.

— Ningguang —

Everything is put on hold, your wedding, all meetings she has to attend? Doesn’t care, someone will go in her place.

She will literally take care of you herself, she trusts herself the most, so she is going to take care of you. Doesn’t care what anyone says.

Literally will give you everything you need. Therapy? Got it, she’ll help you find a therapist you can trust. Literally just a hug? Here, you can come sit in her lap if it’ll make you comfortable.

Understands why you’re struggling to cope, I mean she is too, so you work through your stuff together :D

[bigtittiecomitte]

Yeah I did that when I started this account

For some reason they’re always so aggressive with it too like acting as if Nuzi or Murder Drones killed their grandma. Criticising is fine but if you criticise the same thing everyday it just gets repetitive and boring like ok we get it, you’re a loser

Also which Nuzi hater r u talking abt lol there’s a lot (I’m going to assume you mean Lesslie?)

I hate it when they being in misinformation too, if you’re criticising something, actually criticise it and not let it be filled with misinformation because a lot of kids are really gullible and will think that information is real

On tiktok I usually see kids commenting underneath Nuzi videos with “Isn’t N an adult?” Or “Isn’t Uzi a kid?” And usually if you ask them where they got that from it’ll also be because they got it from someone else 😭

I think people don’t realise how harmful Misinformation is because ever since that whole N is an adult and Uzi is a child thing came out, Nuzi and its shippers (and wd x dd ships in a whole) got harassed, doxxed, threatened and accused of pro shipping and even worse, being a pedophile

It’s gotten better now but it was so truly fucked during pre ep 2 era and onwards. Unfortunately harassment is still a thing and now even Glitch and Liam are facing it too which should never have happened in the first place

It’s kinda why I’m really skeptical about Envy shippers now, not all of them are toxic some actually are really nice and respect ships and the shippers (I will defend those shippers with the rest of my life) but just witnessing most of them dogpiling on a ship that you find really sweet and comforting can hurt and especially seeing the shippers of your ship being treated like they don’t matter in this fandom, it’s actually why most artists that draw or drew Nuzi left the fandom, being a Nuzi shipper before Episode 6 was literally one of those things where you had to keep it a secret because of fear that you’ll end seeing your address or family names on a post or a dm. I remember this one Envy Shipper that literally complained and told moots of theirs that they were fake and switching up because after episode 6 more people that liked Envy came out about liking Nuzi as well and proceeded to go on a massive rant about how much they hate Nuzi, Murder Drones AND Liam (they actually blocked me on Twitter so I mean thank god I don’t have to witness that bullshit again)

It’s just so gross and honestly I’m really happy that Nuzi became canon and I will always laugh when I see a toxic envy shipper crying about Nuzi doing couply things because after what Nuzi shippers and wd x dd shippers went through, I’m glad that we can finally be accepted into this fandom and laugh in toxic shippers that said that Nuzi would never be canon and only Envy would faces and to let them know that they’re the dumbest people alive

It just never ends...did you see Vanitymoth's Community Post from a few hours ago? It's just him being negative over MD once again (basically asking which Episode was worse, although that might not sound too bad it's still annoying) and although I understand and get that Murder Drones isn't perfect and honestly think "Home" is the weakest episode mostly because it had so much potential, but I don't overall hate it, I've seen worse. I'd honestly would watch the weakest episodes of the show over something like HB any day, as least MD keeps me engaged and invested and the show makes me care for the show + has great and compelling characters unlike HB/HH.

I'm honestly just so tired with this, Dude..I'm really not looking forward to what he'll be doing with future MD content or his reviews of the final two episodes of MD. And I really don't mean to be harsh and sound like a damn hater but he just seems so damn negative about almost everything he reviews and sounds boring too honestly and it doesn't help that he seems to have this hatred and seems so petty over Nuzi and thinks it's, "RUINING THE SHOW" and he just seems like any other Nuzi anti in the fandom. N And Uzi's relationship is IMPORTANT and is definitely gonna play a part in the season finale next year, especially with N having to choose between saving the universe and possibly killing Uzi, it's like Vanity and some of these anits just hate the idea of N and Uzi being something more..like it burns them up inside and it's ridiculous. 🤦‍♀️😒

I’ll be honest I only watched like two of Vanitymoth’s videos (his first review on MD and his latest one) and I’m so glad I didn’t watch him any further cause oh my god this guy is so insufferable

He definitely was squinting his eyes and crying tears of anger when any Nuzi scene popped up I hope they explicitly make out saliva being shared N and Uzi going bald bc they kept pulling their hair style just to spite him

“New Matpat” I know Matpat’s theory was dogshit but at least he’s not a negative hillbilly and actually likes MD

Also look at the community post that he made like two days ago lol

Dude’s saying that as if it’s a bad thing

[patt-writes-stuff]

Beach Days with The Genshin Characters!

Wc: 1.7k+

Type: Headcanons

CW: umm nothing except mentions of alcohol and maybe people being creeps? (None of the chars or you tho it’s very brief)

A/N: HI IM BACK FROM THE DEAD! These were supposed to be a lot shorter but I got too excited. If you by any chance wanna see some for your fav character lmk! I know it says request are closed in my bio but since it’s just hcs it’s a lot less (and I really enjoyed writing these so ajdhdhdk)

🔥Diluc:

This man cannot swim. Tell me otherwise, I dare you.

Kaeya tried to jokingly push him off a lil diving cliff area when they were kids.

He almost drowned. Kaeya was in a lot of trouble.

So, good luck getting this man to actually get in the water. The most he’ll do is sit on the shore where it’s very shallow.

He usually prefers to just stay under an umbrella on the sand and keep an eye on you.

Calls you every two hours in advance and helps you reapply sunscreen.

He’s very pale so I feel like he burns pretty easily, meaning he needs to reapply super frequently otherwise he will become a tomato. He brings like three bottles of the good shit. Tch, rich boy.

If you ask him to build a sandcastle, he will pretend to be annoyed but do it anyways. Ends up finding it kind of enjoyable.

He has the maids prepare a nice picnic basket for the two of you!! It’s got all your favorite foods plus grape juice cuz y’know.

If any creepy peeps approach you, don’t worry. He brought his vision and his claymore.

Of course, he won’t have to resort to such violent lengths. Everyone in Mondstadt knows who Diluc is and they probably know you’re his s/o, so they’re usually smart enough to mind their own business.

If they don’t, don’t worry. Diluc’s glare is more than enough to scare them away.

All in all I definitely recommend a beach day with him! I’ll give it a solid 8/10 (-2 for not wearing floaties and getting in the water with you or letting you teach him how to swim.

🖌Albedo:

You guys definitely 100% take Klee out with you on a beach day.

You guys bring snacks, beach toys like buckets and shovels for optimal sandcastle building, a picnic blanket, etc.

Jean definitely packs a lot more stuff for you guys to take with you than you actually need.

It’s only cuz she’s worried for Klee and is nervous about not being able to go with you guys though! It’s very sweet really.

Klee tries to bomb the fish and cause havoc at the beach 😭

I think Albedo is a good swimmer and gets in with you and Klee so that he can help her (which is very cute omfg)

He’s set total workaholic, as we know, so it took a lot of convincing to get him to put down his experiments and accompany you to the beach (however, he’s particularly weak to yours and klee’s puppy dog eyes so he caved eventually)

Though, looking at you and Klee happily building sandcastles and decorating them with pretty seashells of all shapes and colors, he can’t really find it in himself to complain.

He, of course, takes this opportunity to take out his sketchbook and draw the waves, seagulls, you… Of course he won’t let you see the sketch book no sir. He’s a bit embarrassed to be honest, but an artist such as himself recognizes beauty when he sees it so he simply had to draw you. (God I love him so much)

If a creepy person approaches you,- well don’t worry. The sight of a small arsonist child blowing up fish is enough to scare them away 🥰

At the end of the day, all three of you are all ticketed out. Albedo has to carry Klee back to Mondstadt because the poor baby fell asleep the moment you started drying her hair with the beach towel. You’re, of course, carrying back Dodoco and your bags. (You also manage to sneak a peak at Albedo’s sketchbook and find some very pretty drawings of you and Klee with your sandcastle)

At the end of the day, you guys tuck Klee in and read her a bedtime story (she woke up and insisted). Afterwards Albedo takes you back home and thanks you for coming with you and Klee (which you ofc say wasn’t a problem because how could you not???)

All in all? I’ll give it a solid 10/10. You’ve got tasty food, fun times, your boyfriend and his cute kid adoptive sister (yes I am very biased idc)

🦋Xiao:

I think it would take a lot of convincing to get Xiao to go out on a beach date with you.

He’ll probably see it as a distraction getting in the way of his slaying of monsters and demons.

However, he also worships the grounds you walk on (hehe, simp XD), so I don’t think it’ll take that much convincing on your part (especially because it’s is self appointed duty to keep you safe so if you insist on going with or without him, he supposes he’ll have to go)

Is definitely a bit tense at first. He doesn’t know how to let loose and chill so while you’re sun tanning on a beach chair he’s like 🧍‍♂️ahdgshjsjd

Eventually calms down a bit though! You get him to relax and eat some almond tofu you brought along with you. It definitely gets him to perk up.

I don’t think he would mind getting into the water but I do think he’d rather walk along the shore and collect pretty seashells and sea glass.

He later gives the ones he deems pretties to you (he hands them over to you with a blush on his face and pretends it’s not a big deal and he definitely gets all pouty and grouchy when you coo at how adorable he is)

As for creeps, Xiao is both intimidating and well known in Liyue. No one is brave enough (or, let’s be honest, dumb enough) to approach you with any bad intentions.

Sure, Xiao has sworn never to harm a human/citizen of Liyue but that doesn’t mean he can’t scare the absolute shit out of them.

I think Xiao would definitely enjoy a beach day 🥺🥺. He’d find it very relaxing to go out with you and just hear the sound of waves and feel the sand under his feet.

He’d definitely hint at wanting to do it again later. Of course, he won’t tell you. No, that’s a foolish mortal activity and he has much better things to do.

Wait no, don't turn around, yes he will go with you next month.

All in all, I give Xiao a 9/10. It’s a very relaxing day (which he deserves 😤). And you get to see a whole new side of him.

💎Ningguang:

OK SO ORIGINALLY I WASN'T GONNA WRITE ONE FOR HER (at least not in this post) BUT THEN I THOUGHT OF LADY NINGGUANG TAKING YOU TO A WHOLE ASS PRIVATE BEACH

She knows you don’t care about how exclusive the beach you go to is (in fact, the fact that you don’t care about where you are or what you do is one of the things that make her fall more and more madly in love with you) but you deserve the best so she’s gonna go all out.

She’s a busy lady so days like this where the two of you get to go somewhere and be together are few and far between.

She knows it’s hard to be in a relationship with someone who is busy 24/7, so she appreciates how you remain by her side despite all hardships. (Y’all are a whole ass power couple istg)

The two of you spend your day relaxing. Sun bathing, drinking piña coladas, maybe taking a dip in the ocean. It’s all very pleasant!

Ningguang doesn’t quite feel like the type of person who would sit in the sand and make sandcastle, however you’re more than welcome to make some yourself. She finds it endearing <3

If you insist on her helping, she’ll eventually comply. She loves you too much to say no. I feel like she’ll either be terrible at it or like a total architect.

Sand is technically like tiny rocks right? So maybe she can use her vision to help her? If that’s the case, she’s making a replica of the Jade chamber out of sand.

If any creepy person comes up to you don’t worry. Ningguang will buy the whole beach and then use her right of admission as owner to permanently ban them from the beach you’re at.

The only downside to a day at the beach with Ningguang might be that there’s a big chance she’ll be called to tend urgent matters, seeing as she is the Tianquan of the Liyue Qixing and all.

If that does happen, she’ll be sure to make it up to you somehow, whether it be rescheduling or taking care of the matter as soon as possible so that the two of you can get back to your day of relaxation and fun.

All in all?? Lady Ningguang will treat you like total royalty and the two of you will have an amazing time! I give her an 11/10 (she would literally buy a whole beach for you to be comfortable I mean c’mon)

🍃Venti:

BEACH DAYS WITH HIM ARE SO FUN!!

Swimming? Yeah, he’d love to! Sunbathing? Sure! He’ll ever conjure up a light breeze for the two of you. Sandcastle building? WELL OF COURSE WHY DO YOU THING HE BROUGHT ALL THESE BUCKETS AND SHOVELS?

No but seriously, he might be the best person out of everyone here to go to the beach with. He’s fun, free spirited, and he’s a traveling bard who’s been alive long enough to know where all the best beaches in Teyvat are. (He also knows a guy- er, well, dragon I suppose- who is willing to fly them to any place).

He’ll play some soft tunes while you doze under the sun.

HE PICKS PRETTY SHELLS AND GIFTS THEM TO YOU!!!

He will bring booze. I’m pretty sure this is a necessity. If you’re a little upset about it, he’ll probably “eheh~” his way out of it. That slick bastard.

If you really insist on him not drinking, he won’t consume much alcohol.

If some creepy person approaches you and tries to ruin you your day of beach time fun, all of their stuff will suddenly be blown away, causing them to scramble back to their spot and (almost embarrassingly) flail around trying to catch everything. What a shame…

At the end of the day, he’d be a little sad to leave. Definitely makes plans about tbe two of you going back soon.

I gotta give him a 10/10 he’s just so fun omg.

[aawesomepenguin]

SONIC RANGERS, EVERYTHING WE KNOW ABOUT IT, LINK FOR ALL SOURCES AT THE END

Ok, the time has come. I spent my entire day doing some searches on the 4chan website, picking and trying to find every nugget of information I could find that I was 100% sure it was connected to Sonic Rangers.

I’ll get this right out of the gate: I’m 95% sure the next main Sonic game will be open world, and what will follow is all my evidence towards it. It’ll be uncharted territory for the Sonic franchise, and we’ll need to see how it pays off.

Also, spoilers for Sonic Rangers, but kind of broad ones, so in my opinion, your experience wouldn’t be ruined if you read all of this. But if you’re one of those that want to go 100% blind, then I think the time to jump off this ship is now.

Here we go.

As it turns out, as I did some digging of my own, and thanks to other observant people, I can confirm that the “Sonic Rangers” name has been circulating on the Internet way, WAY before the accidental leak revealed on May 27th. I will show an entire timeline of these discoveries, and how they connect.

But okay, before we dive in, a general vision of Sonic Rangers: the game will take a brand new approach with the character, placing Sonic in an open world for him to explore. Where through his speed, he’ll do platforming challenges, do puzzles, fight against badniks, etc. When fighting against enemies, the player gains XP, that can be used to give Sonic different abilities. Spread through this world are bosses, where after you defeat them, Sonic obtains orbs, and when enough of them are gathered, Sonic can enter Special Stages, that are structured like a Sonic Generations/Sonic Unleashed boost level. When you complete them, you get a Chaos Emerald.

Ok, now let’s go to the 4chan leaks. From what I can tell, SEGA has been inviting different test groups to testplay their next main Sonic game, under a strict NDA. After it, SEGA collects feedback from the testers. I can’t exactly pinpoint when SEGA began to do these tests, but if I had to guess, it has been around as early as March 2020.

1st Occurrence

In July 2020, another fake leak claiming to be the 30th anniversary game showed up on 4chan, but then, as an answer to it, a person that has really played a test version of the next main Sonic game called the fake leaker out. The person that has put their hands on the next main Sonic game had the following to say:

“I playtested the game back in march and played it for an hour. There were no levels just an overworld. You’re full of s***.”

In another post, the person that got their hands on the testing version of the next main Sonic game, had the following to say:

“It was called Sonic Rangers when I played it.”

1st Occurrence analysis

I believe that the person that played the test version of Sonic Rangers has erroneously interpreted the open world as an overworld, which makes sense. Sonic Rangers name gets dropped for the first time.

2nd Occurrence

In August of 2020, another person that played a test version of Sonic Rangers, stated the following about the next title on the Sonic series:

“It’s not an adventure remake. I playtested it. They ARE working on something, but if they take feedback me and the other panelists gave them, SEGA might change quite a bit from what I ended up playing.

Open World

Set on a gloomy, grassy, uninhabited island dotted with ruins.

Big BOTW influence, little korok-like puzzles scattered everywhere.

Robot/alien bosses scattered throughout the island, defeat them and you get a Chaos Emerald.

Get all Chaos Emeralds and you gain entrance to the final boss area, a foggy forest you couldn’t enter before.

No major characters appeared aside from Sonic.

No story, just dumped in.

Turn Super Sonic to fight the boss, he’s a giant colossus-like entity that you climb, hit his weak points.

These could all be changed because I played a couple of months ago and there still hasn’t been any reveal, so I assume they might be reworking a lot.”

2nd Occurrence analysis

As you can see, in this version, some of the elements that were talked about in the most famous leak aren’t present, some missing elements were added later, but the basic was already present and in place. Sonic can travel through an open world, doing puzzles, defeating badniks and fighting against bosses, to then fight against a final boss as Super Sonic. 

The most interesting thing is how the person that leaked these details claimed that they played it “a couple of months ago”, meaning that this version could take place after the build shown in the first occurrence. Some things have changed since then.

Another cool thing that I wanted to point out was that this build uses placeholder from previous Sonic games. During the final boss, the theme for the first boss fight against Infinite from Sonic Forces is used.

3rd Occurrence

In January of 2021, another anonymous 4chan user talked about Sonic rangers, once again mentioning the name “Sonic Rangers.” As their version is pretty edgy, and negative because Sonic Negativism gets clicks, I’m going to present it in a unbiased manner, and be direct to the point on what they said.

Sonic Rangers, around the end of 2020, was presented once more to a select group of people, two demos were shown. The first one allows exploration of the open world under a time limit of twenty minutes, and another demo that has an apparent Final Boss battle.

Open world is filled with small enemies, puzzles, and platforming challenges.

Completing puzzles, challenges and defeating badniks gives XP to the player as a reward, that can be used to unlock abilities for Sonic.

Among the abilities that Sonic can unlock, there is the “spincycle”, where after pressing the Y button, Sonic begins to create a line behind him, and if the player creates a circle-ish shape around the enemy or a group of enemies, Sonic attacks all the enemies that were “marked” within the spincycle line.

Homing Attack that can target multiple enemies at once, from Sonic Lost World, is back.

There are lots of bosses spread through the open world, when they are defeated, Sonic gets some “orbs”.

If the player gets enough orbs, he can access the “Cyberspace”, essentially this game’s special stage.

The cyberspace levels are like the boost levels in Sonic Generations.

When beating a cyberspace level within a certain amount of time, the player obtains a Chaos Emerald.

New voice clips for Roger Craig Smith were used.

Some new music was made for this build.

In regards to the demo where the player faces the final boss:

After reuniting all the Chaos Emeralds, Sonic can go through a dense fog that the player couldn’t access before in the open world.

A Giant Tree Robot is the apparent final boss.

Fly as Super Sonic using the spincycle and other abilities that were unlocked throughout the game to help defeat the final boss.

Can’t take damage, on a timer of rings. A Ghost girl refills the player’s ring count multiple times.

Demo ended after defeating the boss.

3rd Occurrence analysis

As you can see, this version polished even further the concepts that were talked about in the second occurrence. Instead of getting Chaos Emeralds after defeating a boss, Sonic gains orbs, where after this Sonic has to go after EVEN more bosses to get more orbs. With these orbs, the player can access a Special Stage, named Cyberspace, where you’ll be able to play a more traditional like Sonic game, to get the Chaos Emeralds.

This certainly helps the game longer, which is a plus for me. We’ll probably have seven boost levels, with them being treated like a Special Stage. They also added a XP system, and the main gimmick of this game, the spincycle, was shown in the trailer for Sonic Central.

Sonic will keep building up abilities, which is something I believe the player will be able to use them as different strategies on how to beat different types of bosses.

4th Occurrence

Sonic Central takes place, with a trailer for a new Sonic game at the end. Sonic is running through a forest, and then he begins to glow blue, creating a pixel effect, with a line following him. Sonic then runs in a circle with this new ability that makes him glow blue, and then exits screen.

4th Occurrence analysis

With the context we’ve piled up from previous occurrences, you can put some pieces together. Sonic is clearly activating a spincycle, the main gimmick for this new game, just like how it was said in the January 2021 leak. And just like how the leaker said, Sonic formed a circle-ish shape with this ability in the teaser trailer. Sonic creates a blue energy, creating a line behind him, allowing him to make patterns with it, maybe creating a shape that could surround his enemies?

5th Occurrence

Dataminers and modders are able to get their hands on the 4K trailer for the new Sonic game, finding out that the name of the game is, Sonic Rangers.

5th Occurrence analysis

It perfectly fits with what was stated previously in 4chan threads, specifically, the one from July 2020 and the one from January 2021. Helping give the 4Chan leaks even more credit.

6th Occurrence

SEGA, while sending out press kits to news websites, ends up slipping out the name for their next main Sonic game, Sonic Rangers.

"Announcing new console experiences, Sonic Colors: Ultimate and Sonic Rangers, further details on Netflix's Sonic Prime, mobile news, musical events and much more!"

-SEGA

It was an accident, and SEGA stated they sent an erroneous version, and when pressed about the Sonic Rangers name, it didn’t dwell into it any further.

6th Occurrence analysis

Coming straight from SEGA’s mouth, the name for the next main Sonic game is gonna be Sonic Rangers. This fits a lot with the rumours that came from 4chan from July 2020 and January 2021, making it EVEN MORE likely that the next main Sonic game is gonna be an open world game.

Conclusion

And that’s where we’re at now in terms of Sonic Rangers news. In my opinion, I’m 95% certain that these leaks are legit. Keep in mind that after the Sonic Rangers name came to light, 1001 other rumours were created, but these I have my doubts, since they now have a sturdy base, they can make up more stuff to go along with it.

My opinion: I’m particularly excited for this next main game. Sonic Rangers deals with uncharted territory for the Sonic series, and I feel like it could be very fun. But of course, I’m a guy that’s mostly chill and cool with most Sonic media out there, so form your own opinions.

Anyway...

HYPE FOR SONIC RANGERS!

Source 1, Source 2, Source 3, Source 4, Source 5 and Source 6.

[dippindaz]

NSFW head canons

Not requested

Warnings: NSFW, swearing, sex, non-con/dub con implied for Danny Johnson, choking, knife play mentioned, rough sex,

Characters Included: Ghostface (Danny “Jed Olsen” Johnson), Vincent Sinclair, Bo Sinclair, Thomas Hewitt,

This is going to be my replacement post for Kinktober day 3 as I’m struggling with this prompt and I felt this would be liked better. I definitely have more HCs for each of these characters but I didn’t want to make it too long or say it all in one sitting with so many characters :) enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT AGREE OR CONDONE THE TOXICITY OF SOME OF THESE HCs. Have sex when you want, when you feel safe, and with who you want.

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Ghostface (Danny “Jed Olsen” Johnson)

He’s a sadistic son of a bitch

Very very into knife play. Even if you don’t like it and ask him not too he’ll still use a knife during foreplay and sex.

He drags the blade across your skin and will make small nicks.

If he’s in a bad mood he’ll make deeper cuts that will actually need bandages. He cut you so deep once you needed stitches.

He also likes to fuck you with the handle of the knife, but only if he’s feeling patient enough.

I think it’s possible but I don’t really see situations where Danny is soft or gentle during intercourse. Or with anything sexual.

He likes the roughness and to him that’s that. He likes feeling as though you’re a toy for his pleasure and his only.

However I will say if you’re into it, or in the mood it will be very close if not the best sex you’ve ever had.

But if you’re not the in the mood, he won’t care much. Danny does love you but keep in mind he’s psychotic. He also knows you love him. In his mind that means he can treat however he wishes and oh he will.

Vincent Sinclair

We all know he’s soft and loves the hell outta you.

Vincent’s a sweetheart and he’s extremely worried about you during sex.

He wants you to be comfortable and to be enjoying yourself, so he really focuses on you.

His insecurities don’t help his worries.

Even if he’s taken his mask off other times in front of you, it’ll take a while before he does during sex.

The only exception is when he’s eating you out, but he makes you promise not to look.

Not that you would, you don’t wanna see his face when he isn’t ready to show it. You want it to be on his terms.

Vincent loves that about you, he feels no pressure from you.

This only makes him want to pleasure you more.

Sometimes he feels like he isn’t good enough for you, which is why he tries to “make up” for it during sex.

Tbh I don’t think Vincent is super kinky. I think he might be into wax play but only if your ok with it.

It would take some convincing on your end but he might tie your hands once in a while. He just worries you’ll get bad rope burn or might regret being restrained.

So he’s just extra careful and gentle with anything sexual.

Bo Sinclair

You and I both know Bo is rough.

He’s definitely not as crazily sadistic as Danny is, but Bo is rough in his own way.

He loves to restrain you, whether that’s with rope, handcuffs, a belt, or his hand pinning your wrists.

He also enjoys spanking you. Hand, belt, or something else. Though, he particularly enjoys using his hand, he loves to feel the sting on his hand, knowing your ass has it so much worse.

Bo is very dominant as we’ve established, and I think if you were a brat and disobeyed his order he’d punish you.

Or if it was the first time you two have sex and you disobey him, he might have that whole “I’m gonna break you” mindset.

Generally though, I feel sex with Bo would be great. On the rough side for sure but it’s fun and damn is he good at what he does.

Lester Sinclair

I think he’d be one of the naturally more gentle when it comes to sex.

I just see him being extra worried about hurting you or screwing up. You’re his partner, he loves you to hell and back again.

I feel like as first it might be a bit awkward. However, it would soon become not only something pleasurable but fun and enjoyable.

I feel like it might be even be a bit funny? Just the kind of sex where you laugh or at least laugh at a little mistake or anything dorky either of you do.

There’s not a feeling of pressure with him or trying to keep it together. It’s just a good time to be honest.

Hell, you two probably sit and think of stupid things you did or thought during sex and laugh with each other.

I feel like if he were to have any more “rough” type of kinks it would have to be knife play. I don’t think he would ever cut you though.

Just dragging one of his knives down or your arm or stomach would be more than enough to get him going. Plus he doesn’t want to hurt you.

Now I also think he’s a bit of a pleaser when it comes to you. Tell him you want it rougher or to be tied up? Your wish is his command. He might hesitate for a moment but he would do it without any real convincing.

I mean you’d only have to say something along the lines of “I’ll be ok.”

If you two create a safe word though??? No hesitation to do whatever you ask of him. He knows if either of you say that word then both of you will stop what you’re doing.

It just makes him feel better about being more rough with you.

Thomas Hewitt

Depending on how both of you are feeling he can either be sweet and gentle or on the rough side of things.

No matter what kind of sex, there is always one thing that will undeniably get him going.

Breeding.

The thought of finishing inside you? The promise of YOU having HIS child? The idea of you all being a happy family? It was everything he wanted.

It was the one thing that would never ever fail to turn him on.

Not only was the sex great, but the AFTERCARE

He’s definitely in the top 10 for slasher best at aftercare.

He’ll bathe you, bring you water, tuck you in bed, and snuggle with you for as long as you wish.

Let’s be honest, as much as we love the rough sex, the aftercare makes it so much better.

Michael Myers

I think the sex depends on how long your relationship has been going.

Just got to the point of sex in your relationship? The mask stays on, probably won’t eat you out, and very very rough.

Been together for a very long time now? The mask comes off, will GLADLY eat you out (on or off your period), and depending on the mood or what you say you want he will be rough or more gentle.

Don’t get me wrong though, even when he’s gentle, he’s still pretty rough.

No matter how rough or “gentle” though, you’ll always have marks up and down your body to show the world that you’re his and his alone.

CHOKING

He loves to choke you, and I know if you’re reading this for Daddy Myers, you love being choked.

Every time you have sex you always leave with bruises around your neck.

I think during sex he won’t be particularly loud, but as your relationship progresses he would let more sounds out. However there will never be a lot of sounds, no matter how long you’re together.

More often than not, he’ll be on top. I think the only time where you’ll ever really be on top or riding him would be if he’s in a sitting position.

I think overall though sex with Michael, as long as he really is in love with you would be pretty damn good for both sides.

[aonesteddybear]

According To Him

akaashi keji x  female reader

warnings: cheating, soft angst, body worship oral sex (f receiving), fingering, unprotected sex

word count: 5001

notes: this is for the nsfw hq server collab, which the prompt was " I wonder what he would do if he knew you were with me right now ” akaashi was one of two of the pieces i wrote for this collab so be sure to keep an eye out for terushima which will be posted later in the day. be sure to check out the masterlist here and see all the other great writings and artwork done!

thanks for the beta @daishou-s​

Hot tears slipped down your cheeks in frustration as the door slammed. The apartment was eerily quiet. The only noise filling your ears was the occasional soft sniffle as you furiously rubbed at your eyes, willing yourself to stop crying despite the very real reason behind them. 

The sheets puddled in your lap, and despite the soft chill covering your skin, you couldn’t bring yourself to cover yourself- your bed no longer brought you the comfort you sought. Yet again, your fiancé had left you to go practice volleyball with his team post-sex despite having agreed to dinner with you. He had kissed you, apologizing as he got ready despite your pleas, but Bokuto Koutaro really only had one love that claimed his heart, and it was always glaringly obvious it wasn’t you. 

You could beg him all you wanted, but at the end of the day, he would choose his sport over you. It didn't always bother you. In fact, you had encouraged it for the longest time, even as he skipped out on dates or outings for practice. However, leaving you for the others had long since grown old, especially when you wanted nothing more than to curl up in his arms and be held. 

He always would promise to make it up to you, showering you in gifts and lavish trips and soft words, but it didn’t change the fact he really only seemed to be at ease on the court and between your legs. 

Still, there was one person you knew you could always turn to. As long as you have known Bokuto, Akaashi Keiji has known him longer. The former setter had always dealt with Bokuto’s tantrums and emotional mood swings, and he didn’t seem to mind when, even now, you turned to him for help.

You always assumed it was because Akaashi favored Bokuto, the two of the remaining close friends and meeting frequently even though they had graduated and had no actual ties holding them together. After seeing him around for so long, you had also warmed up to him, and now, you also sought him out for comfort, despite the soft whisper of it being inappropriate, which you often forced down. 

Still, you found yourself reaching for your phone and clicking the familiar contact. After a few moments of it ringing, the phone clicked as the other side picked up. 

“Hello?” Akaashi’s voice carried through the phone, and you sniffled pathetically again. “Y/N, are you okay?”

You nodded, forgetting he couldn’t see you. “Yeah.” God, even your voice sounded pathetic. “Can you come over?” You found yourself whispering before you considered the words.

Akaashi was silent for a moment, and you found yourself wondering if he would agree to the proposition before he spoke. “Sure.” The sound of keys jingling made you swallow, because of course your boyfriend's friend would come over to see you when your boyfriend wouldn’t even stay. “What’s wrong?” 

You rubbed at your eyes again. “It’s Kou again. He is...infuriating, sometimes. We were supposed to have dinner, but someone texted him, and of course he agreed. We’ve been planning this for the last week.” You found yourself babbling, the words spilling before you could stop it even as silent tears rolled down your face in humiliation. 

“Okay, okay. It’s okay, Y/N. I promise. I’ll be there in a few okay? I’ll tell you when I get there.” His words were soothing, and you mumbled an agreement. As he hung up, you forced yourself to wipe your tears once more. 

You looked down at your chest and the splattering of hickeys Bokuto had left on them, and you touched them lightly before your hand fell. You could feel the soreness between your legs, left over from his energetic thrusts, and you didn’t want to think of the mess he had left there either.

Still, Akaashi was on his way, so you forced yourself to stand, moving from the bed and grabbing an old, oversized shirt and a pair of panties from the drawer as you made your way to the bathroom. As you cleaned yourself up, taking care of the new bruises and fluids left from your actions earlier, you didn’t fight the tears or the pit in your stomach.

You tried washing your face, patting cold water on your eyes to remove the puffiness that was there, but eventually, you ignored it, simply wiping it on the shirt. Akaashi had seen you worse than this. 

As if on cue, a knock on your apartment door had you jumping. You walked out, dragging your feet as you went before you opened it without looking. Akaashi stood outside the door, his fist raised if he was about to knock again before you had opened it. 

Upon seeing you, his features softened, and he stepped into your space, pulling you into a hug as you sniffled into his shirt. His hand was gentle on the back of your head, petting your hair lightly as he soothed you, the door shutting behind him. “It’s okay. I promise. It’ll be ok.”

You clung to his words, replaying them in your head in hopes that he was right, because at this point you were ready to leave. You were so sick and tired of Bokuto’s antics and not appreciating you.

As if Akaashi could sense your train of thought, he pressed a soft kiss to your head. “He loves you, a lot.” At this point, you weren’t sure who he was trying to convince, because Bokuto clearly wasn’t here showing it. “I’m sorry he’s doing this to you.” 

You hum in response, enjoying the contact with Akaashi, but even you realized how wrong it was for you to be seeking comfort in your fiance’s best friend's arms. Which is exactly why you pulled back, and Akaashi reluctantly let you.

“Do you want a drink?” you questioned, and Akaashi smiled so softly, his eyes just as sad as yours were. 

“I know where everything is. Go sit down.” He coaxed gently, and you nodded. 

You could hear him as he rustled through your kitchen, finding your cups and the water you kept chilled in the fridge. When he brought it out to you, you were already sitting on the couch, a blanket drawn up over you as he handed you a cup, which you took, swirling it gently in your hands as Akaashi sat next to you, his body angled towards you as he watched you.

“Drink.” His words were a soft command. You obeyed, lifting the glass to your lips as you sipped it lightly. “Now, tell me, what happened.”

Your words spilled out then, rushing out your mouth as quickly as your tears did as you told him exactly what happened earlier. How he had come home late, barely talked to you before he was ushering you to bed. Then, he had just left after, despite your anger and the fact you had plans together. “It’s like he doesn’t even care about me, Keiji. He just wants me for sex.”

Your final words tumbled out as you finished breaking down, soft sobs shaking your shoulders as you sobbed. Akaashi hummed, taking your cup from you as it threatened to spill as he sat both of your cups down on the coffee table. 

He once again pulled you into him, letting you rest your head on his chest as you cried, and he resumed his head-petting, just as you liked. “It’s okay.” he promised, his words comforting even as he buried his own face into your hair.

He knew he should feel guilty about it, how he was holding you so selfishly and breathing your scent, which would fuel his late night thoughts despite your genuine heartache. Still, he couldn’t bring himself to push you away, and not let you clutch him so desperately and use him either. 

“I’m sorry he’s doing this. He should realize how blessed he is to have you.” Akaashi’s words were whispered into your hair, but you couldn’t help the soft noise of confusion as you pulled back to stare up at him. 

“What do you mean?” You questioned attempting to pull away from his chest, unsure if you liked where this conversation was going, but his grip was tight and prevented you from pulling away from him. 

“I mean, he is being selfish. It’s what he does. You’re amazing, and he should worship you like you deserve.” His words were gentle as his thumb ran over your cheek, wiping off the tear tracks there, and he looked so very sad as you flinched away from it. 

“Keiji, I don’t know-” You started, and he shushed you gently, his finger brushing against your lips. 

“It’s true. I would treat you better. I should have never given into him.” His words were soft, musing, as if he didn’t mean to speak them, and before you could question further he was leaning forward, his face suddenly too close. “Can I?”

You swallowed. “Can you do what, Keiji?” you questioned, and he smiled softly.

“Can I show you how I would treat you if you were mine?” His words were gentle, filling you with a lull of soft security, and before you knew what you were doing, you found yourself nodding even as he was leaning even further forward.

His lips pressed against yours, fitting securely against your lips as you sucked in a sharp breath. He was gentle- much more than Bokuto ever was- his lips moving against yours, and after a moment, you found yourself responding to them in turn.

Hands touching your neck made you jump even as he pressed further into you, holding you securely to his body so you couldn’t escape from him. As your lips parted to object, his tongue brushed against them before sliding into your mouth.

The whimper you let out was eagerly swallowed as he licked into your mouth, pushing his tongue against yours and enticing you to play with him, which you found yourself reluctantly doing. Your tongues molded against one another, slid against one another, before he was pulling away, gasping in breaths of air even as you leaned forward, chasing after him.

His forehead pressed against yours, his fingers tightening on your neck, feeling the drumming of your pulse against his hand. “Please,” his whisper was low, deep, and needy, and you found yourself leaning forward into it.

“Please what, Keiji?” you questioned, and he let out a soft whine in response, a noise that made your thighs clench together and all reason fly out of your head. 

“Please….” he hesitated, pondering his next words, as if he didn’t know exactly what he was about to ask. “Please let me touch you. Touch you properly.”

You swallowed again, and for a moment, your eyes met his, and the thought of what you were about to do crossed your mind, but rather than focus on it, you pushed it from your thoughts. You couldn’t mull over it, not yet. “Okay.”  

The word was all the permission he needed, a sharp whimper escaping his lips as he pushed back into you. His other hand attached to your hip, sliding first up over your shirt before he was dipping down, and pushing at the shirt. 

As his skin connected with yours, you let out a sharp hiss, which he eagerly caught, his tongue pressing against your lips yet again as you opened for him. As his hands traced up your body, his hands connecting with your breast, he tensed, as if he realized what he was doing also.

He pulled back ever so gently, his eyes searching yours as his lips parted, but any words he was about to say disappeared in his throat just as quickly as you licked your lips. His lips connected with yours once more, desperate, as his hand opted to grope at your breast, squeezing the tender flesh before he pulled back to pinch at the nipple lightly. 

“Fuck, you’re so gorgeous.” His words were whispered into your mouth as you gasped into him, back arching up into his touch as he pulled at the bud. “He’s so stupid.” 

You let out a soft noise at that in objection, but he didn’t give you the chance to speak as he nipped at your lips eagerly instead. After a moment, his head dipped from you, his hands moving down to push at your shirt until he was able to wiggle it up past your breasts. 

The sharp exhale was audible to you as he stared at your chest for a moment before his head dipped to kiss at the valley between them. He pulled back just far enough to shift where his head was before he latched on to your nipple, sucking it gently into his mouth as his tongue pushed over it in excitement. 

His pace was gentle, soothing, and relaxed as he sucks at tender flesh. His teeth grazed the bud just for a moment before he soothed it with his tongue. “You’re so perfect.” The words were whispered into your flesh as he nuzzled at it, his other hand palming softly at your other breast as his eyes flicked up to your face.

As your eyes met, his name fell from your lips in a soft sigh, a mournful sound, and he smiled gently. His lips released your nipple, moving to the other side to suck on it as your hands came to grip his hair. 

He hummed in response as you tugged lightly in the soft curls of his hair that were beginning to form from the length. His lips wrapped around the new bud, sucking it into his mouth as you whimpered his name out again. 

“Keiji, please.” The words were whispered, but his ears caught it anyways, so very attentive on your body’s response to his actions. His mouth released from your chest as he turned to look up at you, and there was no mistaking the dark glint in his eye from anything other than lust for you.

He pressed another kiss to your skin. “What is it, darling?” his words were gentle, covering you in comfort as his hands rubbed tenderly into your skin. Yet as your lips fell open, no words came out. You didn’t know what to ask him for.

The idea of what you were doing was finally beginning to set in, a warm bubbly feeling masking the terror of being caught later on. Yet at the end, it wasn’t you who spoke.

“Can I take you to bed?” His words were sweet, much nicer than the given implications of what would occur if you said yes. He was taking charge of the situation and guiding you to comfort like he always did. 

Your hands moved on their own to cup his face, pulling him up into yours as you lent forward and wrapped your arms around his neck, your foreheads pressing together gently as you held him to your body. The hum he let out filled you with warmth, your toes curling in an excitement you hadn’t felt in a while as he pressed a gentle kiss to your nose.

“Yes,” the word fell from your lips without much thought. The idea of telling him no, pushing him away from you, left you with even more anxiety than holding him did. 

“Come, little one.” His instructions had you moving even before he pulled away, clutching to his body as he helped you to your feet and ushered you in front of him towards the bedroom. As you crossed the threshold of the room, you swallowed, feet pausing as you gazed at your bed, which was still tousled from earlier. 

Sensing your hesitation, Akaashi’s arms wrapped around you from behind, his hand coming up to force you to stare up into his eyes. “If you don’t want to, we can stop.” He assured, pressing his face gently against yours once more, and you couldn’t help the whimper that fell from your lips as you pressed further into his. 

“No. I want to.”

You knew he was giving you an out, promising to stop at any point should you want it, but it didn’t change the fact of how desperately you craved wanting to be wanted. So you angeled your head up, kissing first his jawline and moving to the corner of his lips. 

“Please, Keiji,” you whispered, and this time you both knew exactly what you were asking for, and who was Akaashi to deny either of you?

His hands moved, shifting to spin you around to face him further as his hands came up to tangle roughly in your hair, and his other hand slotted against your hips as he carefully walked you backwards until your knees hit the bed.  

Before you could collapse onto it, his hands were moving to push at your shirt once more, removing his lips from yours just long enough to tug your shirt over your arms and head before he was throwing it to the floor and pressing back further into you relishing how your body felt flush against him.

He could feel your nipples pressed against his body, even through the skin as you whimpered in frustration. Your hands reached out, tugging at his shirt, and he laughed lightly against your lips as he pulled back. His hands fumbled with his shirt for a moment, undoing the buttons by his head, before he was tugging his own shirt off and discarding it. 

As his body pressed against yours, with only bottoms separating the two of you, he let out a sharp sigh into your lips. Your hands smoothed over his skin, running over muscles and skin you had never experienced before. 

Yet, just as quickly as he started the kiss, he pulled away. His hands nudged your hips further back on the bed as his head dipped down to kiss at your neck. You hummed in response, fingers lazily running over his back as you rolled your hips up into him.

“Easy,” he breathed out into your skin, moving to kiss at your collarbone, and then back down your chest. “I want to take my time, show you properly how much you mean to me. Is that okay?” 

You nodded, licking at your lips as you watched him move further down your body, stopping only to kiss at spots randomly, just to hear and feel the responses you gave to him. When he reached the band of your panties, he hesitated, pressing a kiss right against the line. His eyes flicked up at you as his fingers ran over the band carefully.

“Are you sure?” His words were gentle, but clouded with desire. You let out an annoyed whimper, tired of his hesitation.

“Keiji, please.” You found yourself repeating even as he frowned, pulling back slightly, and you lifted your hips to chase after it as his hands pushed down, effectively holding you in place.

“I want to hear you say it.” 

You let out a whine, licking at your lips as you reached out for him. “Yes, I’m sure. I want you, Keiji.” 

Akaashi hums then, a delighted glint showing in his eyes as he mulls over your words in his head. “You sound so beautiful when you say that.”

His hands tugged at the band of your underwear, pulling it down your legs, and you feel your legs closing at his intense scrutiny, suddenly shy.

“Shhh,” he soothed, his thumb running over your mons. “You’re so fucking perfect.” He promised, and you let out a soft whimper in response to his words.  

His hands nudged your legs open as he pushes his way in between them. His eyes were level with your cunt, and you couldn’t help the warm flush that spread up your body as you covered your face with your hands shyly, and his fingers gently pushed open your lips to stare at your core. 

“Perfect.” he repeated, leaning forward and pressing a kiss to the top of your slit before you could object. Just as quickly, his tongue slid out, licking up your slit as you let out a sharp gasp of his name. 

Before you could try and wiggle away, his hands connected with your hips, grabbing them tightly as he held you still, his eyes connecting with yours as he pressed his face into your core. His tongue slid out to lick sloppily at your hole as you feel him push into you.

“Keiji!” His name was slurred, your mind hazy at the stimulation he was giving you. He was so different from how Kotarou usually ate you out. Akaashi was much more neat, his tongue pushing in and out of you repeatedly even as you squirmed underneath his grip, desperate for more. 

Yet, as your eyes flicked down to look at him, his attention was focused solely on you. Blue eyes knocked your breath away as they locked with yours, and you couldn’t help the whine that slid out as you attempted to arch your hips up into his mouth. 

“Please.” 

Akaashi hummed in response, a satisfied noise that had you blushing from the vibrations as his tongue pulled away from your hole, licking up your slit slowly yet again until it flicked over your clit.

The grin that spread across his face was shameless as you jumped, hands flying down to fist in his hair at oversensitivity as you let out a squeal of his name. He repeated the action, enjoying how you flinched and cried at the pleasure as he continued to repeat the assault on the sensitive bundle of nerves smugly. 

“It’s too much.” You whispered, but ever-attentive, he caught it. He let out a hum in response even as you whined at the vibrations, but rather than back off, his lips wrapped around the bud as he sucked harshly on it.

Your back arched up off the bed as your fingers tightened in his hair. “Fuck, Keiji!” you cried out, hips jerking under his hands as they pushed you down. Even as your eyes squeezed shut, you could feel his eyes on you, watching your face closely as he memorized your movements, ingraining them into his mind, and he held your hips flush to his face even as you squirmed against his grip.

As the ball in your stomach exploded. His name was all that fell from your lips in a chant as you came around him. His fingers worked you steadily through your orgasm, your body trembling around him as you crashed down. As his movements caught up with your body, you let out a cry, pushing at his head desperately as you attempted to push him away. 

“‘s too much!” You repeated, words slurred and heavy in your mouth as your body jerked with overstimulation.

The man finally gave in, pulling away to kiss his way up your body as you grabbed at his face, kissing him eagerly as you pushed at his remaining clothes. 

“Please?” The word was asked against his lips, barely audible as you gasped into his mouth. He nodded in response, his lips never leaving yours as his hands fumbled with his boxers, pushing them down his legs.

As you reached down, wrapping a fist blindly around his cock, his hips canted forward, a sharp groan escaping his lips against yours as you curiously stroked it. He was heavy in your hand, solid and warm. You could feel the precum leaking down from his tip, wetting your hand as you ran a thumb curiously over it.

As you tried to pull away, his hands caught you, holding you against him even as you let a soft squeak in protest, wanting to taste him in your mouth as well. “It’s fine,” he breathed out against your lips as if he could hear your thoughts. 

“This is about you.”

His hands nudged you back, pinching at your skin playfully as you wiggled backwards further up the bed. He stopped you, pushing you flat back onto the bed so he could loom over you.

He pulled back, panting heavily against your lips as his eyes scanned your face once more, and you couldn’t help but acknowledge just how pretty he was, the light illuminating his head behind a shadow of black hair. 

You reached up for him, trying to pull him back down against you, but he gently knocked your hand away as he looked down at you, eyes soft. 

“I don’t have a condom.” He sounded apologetic, unsure of his words, as he examined you and your reaction to his statement. 

You hummed in response, gently rubbing a thumb against his cheekbone as he turned his head into the pressure. 

“It’s okay,” you promised softly. Koutarou never wore a condom with you, prefering to fill you up, which you didn’t mind, but it helped that you were on birth control already. You also trusted Akaashi, and if he said he was safe, you had no reason to doubt him.

“I can pull out?” he offered, voice raising at the end of his words in question as he proposed the solution, and you nodded softly. 

“That’s fine with me.” You approved, and this time it was him who hummed in approval as he shifted upwards close towards your hip. As he pulled back to rub a thumb over his own head, and you felt your mouth dry at just how pretty his cock was. 

He didn’t give you long to look, gently gripping your hip with one hand as he held his cock with the other. He ran the tip of it along your folds, smiling softly as you jumped at the sensation of it bumping into your clit. 

As soon as he deemed it slick enough with your own juices, he angled his hips to push it lightly against your opening. He teased you just for a moment, gently pressing against the hole without pushing into it until you whined out his name. It was a pitiful sound that had him pushing his hips forward and entering you with a soft exhale.

You felt your body tense up around him at the new sensation. He was a bit smaller than Bokuto, not stretching your walls to the same level, but it still left your toes curling at the new sensation of Akaashi inside of you. 

Your sharp whimper filled his ears, your hips arching up into him as he bottomed out within you. You reached up, grabbing at his shoulders as you pulled him into you. You wrapped your arms around him, pulling his face into yours as you kissed at him. 

“Fuck,” You breathed. “Can you move please?” 

He hummed in response, nipping at your lip softly. “Yes, of course.”

His hips rolled into you gently, testing your response, and you let out a whine in pleasure as you tugged at his hair. He was slow, testing out your responses as you squirmed underneath him. 

His name fell from your lips as you angeled your hips slightly higher, urging him to speed up. 

“Shhh,” he hushed gently, kissing you as his hands moved to push your hips down. “You have to be patient.” 

You frowned, grabbing at his back as you whimpered in frustration. “I don’t want to be patient, Keiji.”  

He pressed a finger against your lips, leaning forward to kiss you as he pulled his finger away. You let another huff as he shifted, grabbing your hips and jerking them upwards so he could move his hips easier into you.

As he thrusted into you at this new angle, you let out a sharp yelp. Your hands scrambled at his arms as he hit the spongy spot inside your walls. A soft sob escaped your lips as he repeatedly began to hit your g-spot. 

“Please, please, please.” You chanted out, back arching up into him in time with his thrusts. “Just like that.” 

He smirked, leaning forward to cup your face in his hands. “You’re so gorgeous,” he purred, leaning down to kiss you tenderly.

Your tongue ran along his lips, eagerly pushing into his mouth as he opened for you. As your tongues pressed together, Akaashi’s hand slid in between your bodies to rub at your clit. As his fingers connected with your body, you jerked away from him at the sensation. 

He let out an amused noise as he held you steady, pushing his fingers against you as he rubbed at your clit in time with his thrusts, and you jerked in pleasure. 

As your body spasmed around his cock, he tensed as you milked him perfectly. “You’re so perfect, darling- you deserve to be worshipped,” 

His other palm spread across your body, rubbing at your breasts softly as he pinched at your nipple lightly watching as you flinched, squirming under his attention. 

“You should be treated like the goddess you are, and if he won’t do it, I will.” He promised, his thumb increasing in speed on your clit as your muscles spasmed. “I wonder what Bokutou would do if he knew you were with me right now.” he crooned out softly as he watched you cum around him. 

As you grabbed at him, you buried your head into his shoulder, and your cunt spasmed around him. 

“Keiji!” You cried out, clutching at his body desperately.

As his hips pulled back out of you, his hand left you to dip between you two yet again, except this time it was for his own pleasure. His own pleasure crested over him as he stroked himself to completion, painting your stomach white. 

However, as he relaxed into you, the sound of the door creaking open made you both jerk away from one another, and you were left staring into the inscrutable eyes of your fiancé, who took over the scene in front of him with a strange amount of calmness. 

“I don’t know, why don’t you ask me?”

[zulivaris]

Art Block tips that helped me

 I’ve recently experienced art block after 3 or so months of overcoming my last one. Thankfully this block only lasted a few days thanks to some things I’ve observed and noted down from the previous time. So I’m sharing these few tips in hopes that it might help someone get unstuck :D!

First and foremost if you’re tired, sad or anxious don’t be surprised that you can’t make art, go and take care of yourself by treating yourself with kindness and patience, the sketchbooks and canvases will wait for you :)

The tips are under here:

Separate art studies from the creative time:  When you do art studies you’re there to focus on specific things, learn and understand how things work so you can apply them later in your art. Studies take a lot of energy and focus and are the opposite of the creative "flow” of making your own pieces. If you combine the two the results are either unfocused studies or stiff drawings. When you sit down at your desk ask yourself “Do I want to learn something new or do I want to create something of my own?”

When you have an idea don’t be afraid of being messy: Let’s say you want to make a picture of several cats kolo dancing in the moonlight. How do you go about doing this? Well since you came up with the idea you already have a vague image in your mind, sketch it out with simple shapes, stick figures, circle and spheres etc Don’t worry about cat anatomy, or the dancer’s moves, sketch out the essence of it. This method removes the need to be perfect or accurate. 

Ok after the messy sketch then what? Well now that you have sketched out the essence of your idea (and hopefully had fun doing so) now you go on to look for references! You put the creative process on pause and you can do a few brief studies if you need to: anatomy, color schemes, values, poses. Pick out a few of your favorites but don't obsess over them, they are a guide, a tool.

You know much more than you think. You’ve probably been drawing for a few years now. You’ve probably done some studies and drawn more than one type of subject. Then you have already internalized some of that information. I used to be obsessed with capturing the minute detail of the subject, and not be able to draw ANYTHING without reference. Instead of a useful tool, references became another obstacle to my creativity. That’s perfectionism my friend, and that’s no good. Here is an exercise a good friend of mine offered: Draw a few characters, animals and objects from imagination. Make sure that the subjects have no personal value to you (no ocs for example) so that if you make a mistake you won’t feel bad about it. Make the process relaxed and comfortable, pour a nice cup of joe, listen to your favorite music ... You will notice that you do indeed know how to draw some things without reference, and it’ll help with your confidence. 

The more you do studies the more you understand This seems evident but the more you understand your subject the freer you can be and the easier it’ll be to draw it from imagination in the future. If you really struggle with something to the point of frustration (as in you can’t get it right even with reference) It means you have to study it. Have a study list, for example: hands, perspective, color theory etc. And one of those days you want to study pick something from the list, and look for videos on youtube or useful sites like line of action etc. Only study one thing at the time. You can go from studying hands to studying arms since they’re more immediately connected, but you can’t study hands and then jump to learning perspective right after. Trust me you can learn perfectly fine with the resources online, and I’m sure you’re clever enough to do it :D

Mistakes don’t mean you “suck”  I’ve noticed that the two most common causes for art block are perfectionism and lack of self-confidence.  The two can often go in tandem which is worse :’D But let me remind you of something, you can fix your piece along the whole process. Use erasers, lasso tools, liquify , select, paint it all over etc If something looks off to you then you also know deep inside how to fix it. Useful ways to see what clunks: flip canvas horizontally (helps with placement, proportions), turn the image to grayscale (helps to check values and where your eye tends to look), look at your image in thumbnail size and ask yourself if it’s clear, see the pose’s silhouette and ask yourself if you can tell what the character is doing etc. Don’t fret, everything can always be fixed :)

Perfectionism, sometimes it stops you before you begin Perfectionism causes you to overwork a piece, it makes you draw less, it makes art stressful, it brings insecurity. Let’s remove it with a simple exercise. It can be combined with the “draw things from imagination” once you’ve drawn something you like: dont do line art, don’t shade it, keep it as simple and crude as possible and then...post it. Yes, post it. You’re not at your best? You’re only human, this will help you embrace that very human side of you. You make mistakes. So what? The more mistakes you make the more you know what you need to study and the better at art you become. Mistakes are there to show us what we need to learn. See them as another tool and not a sign of failure.

Make the process as enjoyable as possible: You like art. You love drawing. Never forget this. Otherwise why are you drawing if you don’t enjoy it? It’s easy to fall prey to the mentality of those relatable memes that “art= suffering” or “I can’t even draw the other eye”. No no no my friends, these messages are fueling your insecurities instead of overcoming them. Let me tell you what, art is fun. It is. Art is fun, because I decided to make it fun again. And you should decide on that too. Personally I adore lineart but my hand-eye coordination is lacking to do it digitally, so....I just skipped it. Yes. I skipped it. I do the sketch, I clean it up a bit and then jump onto color which I adore. It allowed me to draw more and more freely. When I draw I listen to music, make strokes with the rhythm, I take breaks often and I drink my favorite iced teas. If you don’t like coloring do it in grayscale, if you love lineart then do that etc It doesn’t mean you won’t learn your weak points in the future with studies and practice, but you won’t let your weaknesses prevent you from drawing at all. No no, you won’t let them. You draw because you want to, despite of them.

Don’t wait for inspiration, provoke it  Inspiration is not a divine and capricious muse. You make inspiration. It’s easy just collect all the things you like, music, artists, objects, characters, animals, patterns, plants etc Make boards on pinterest or similar sites, combine things you like. You like suits? You like birds? You can draw a bird in a suit, or a bird-inspired suit design, there is frankly a lot of ideas that can spring up from little things like these.

When a project stops being enjoyable either pause it for now or move on to the next thing. Pieces aren’t precious. They’re not “the one time I got x right” they are one of many. This advice goes mainly to hobbyists who can afford the luxury of passing to a new project. I have a WIP of a character who is overly complicated (I enjoy a challenge from time to time) sitting for half a month. I sometimes come back to it and add something... but as soon as it starts to create discomfort and insecurity instead of enjoyment I move onto something else. In the meantime I created 3 or 4 new pieces. If I had waited on finishing that piece I would have been severely creatively and physically exhausted. The art comes from you, not inspiration. The more art you make the better you become.

That’s about it :D I know it’s long but I prefer to be thorough and cover all the possibilities. If you have read of this: Thank you so much I hope this helps you at least a bit, if it helps only 1 other person I’d still be very happy. Have a nice one, and kick art block’s butt!

[callivich]

This took me a while because I am terrible at coming up with prompts, but I wish you would write a fic where, Lip and Mickey acknowledge that they are friends and are important to each other. 🖤👬 I loved your post-anniversary fic and I just need more mickey & lip content!

Aww, thank you so much, I’m so glad you enjoyed the post-anniversary fic. So, here’s a little sequel to that, set the morning after:

(This is canon-divergent as I’m changing it so either Frank doesn’t die or they aren’t informed until after this.)

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Lip (8:42am): need me to come and get one of you to pick up the ambulance?

Mickey frowns at the message on his phone that had woken him up. It’s too early for this. Ian is, of course, already awake and….changing into his running clothes? Ugh. “Your brother texted.” Mickey mumbles, watching Ian pull on a t-shirt.

“You’re awake.” Ian smiles at him and throws himself on top of Mickey, kissing him softly. “Happy first day of our second year of marriage.”

“Mmm, yeah. Same to you. You seriously going on a run?” He hooks his fingers into the waistband of Ian’s shorts and begins to pull them down.

“Yeah, only because I thought you’d want to sleep for longer. Was gonna come back, wake you up nice and slow and then-”

“Well I’m awake now, no thanks to Lip.”

Ian fumbles for his own phone, smiling as Mickey’s hands go lower, he reads the message that Lip had sent to both of them. “I’ll go.”

“Nah, man, go run. I’ll pick up the ambulance. Haven’t got any pick-ups till 11, so,” he smacks Ian’s ass, “we can start this second year of marriage off with a bang. Literally.” He wiggles his eyebrows and bites his lip.

Ian smirks at Mickey’s cheesy line and kisses him, “Sounds good,” before rolling off him, and pulling his shorts back up. “I’ll see you soon.”

“Don’t shower when you get back. I like it when you’re all sweaty.”

Ian laughs as he leaves. Mickey grins as he thinks of the fun they’ll be having later.

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Grabbing his phone, he fires off a quick text to Lip - (8:50): meet you out front in half an hour?

Lip (8:50): k

Mickey showers quickly, pulling on a pair of jeans and one of Ian’s hoodies, and drinking the cup of coffee Ian had left him on the counter in the kitchen - next to a note that says ‘🖤 love you :) 🖤’ Fucking dork, Mickey thinks, but he smiles and shoves the note in his pocket.

Lip is already waiting for Mickey when he makes it outside. In the past, he would dread spending any amount of time alone with Lip. But as he slides into the passenger seat, he finds that he doesn’t feel as annoyed as he usually does and Lip’s stupid smirking face doesn’t make him want to throw a punch. Maybe it’s the promise of sex with his husband that has put him in a good mood? Or maybe he doesn’t hate Lip as much as he thinks? Nah, that can’t be right.

“Morning. Surprised it’s you up this early and not Ian. Thought you’d be worn out after last night?” Lip begins the drive towards the Southside, his fingers tapping on the wheel.

“You really wanna know if I’m too tired after getting railed by your little brother?”

“Mickey.” Lip groans, “Fuck no. I was asking if you were hungover. You were wasted.”

“Oh. Nah. M’fine. Ian’s gone for a run. He was gonna let me sleep in but you woke me up with that text.”

“Hazard of having a baby, you forget everyone else isn’t awake at the crack of dawn everyday.”

Mickey shrugs, and they fall into a comfortable silence, and he notices that he’s still not feeling that familiar sense of annoyance that he usually does with Lip. He’s definitely going soft. Ian’s fault probably. He supposes that Lip has been alright recently - helping with the wedding anniversary as though it was no big deal, acting like it was normal that Mickey had asked him for help. There were no sarcastic comments or dirty looks like Mickey was intruding in the Gallagher family. No, he just asked what he could do and helped round up the other siblings to help too. He treated Mickey like he was part of the family. Even Mickey can reluctantly admit that. Even if it is through gritted teeth.

“Thanks for…y’know, driving us home last night and helping me organise the party.” Mickey is staring out the window, his voice low. He doesn’t know why he’s saying this, but he knows Ian would like that he did. And maybe there’s a tiny part of him that likes that he can say this and it doesn’t feel awful. “Especially after that…uh…fight.”

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Mickey’s words take Lip by surprise and he’s speechless for a moment. He supposes this is as close to an apology as Mickey would ever give him. And to be fair, Lip knows he needs to say sorry too. But he realises he can’t quite say it either. “Whatever. It doesn’t matter. And it won’t happen again.”

Mickey snorts, “Don’t know how you can be sure of that.”

“Well, Ian said - and I quote - ‘hit my husband again, I’ll fucking kill you’. So. Yeah, ain’t gonna happen again. At least from my end. And he’s right. Shouldn’t be getting into it like that with family.”

Mickey is silent for a moment, sneaking a quick glance at Lip. “He said that?”

“Yup.”

“Ok. Then, yeah, I won’t hit you again.” He says it easily, with a firm nod. “Probably. If you don’t do anything to piss me off.”

Lip rolls his eyes, “Yeah, because it’s me who’s the annoying fucker.”

“Glad you can admit that.”

And he can’t believe it, but he genuinely laughs at that. Lip can count on one hand the times he actually found Mickey funny. Most of the time he thinks he’s a dick, but lately….well, there’s been moments when he’s not been that bad and, dare he say it, he’s actually not minded being around Mickey. Sure, these have also been countered by moments when he absolutely wants to kill him but there are less and less of those. He must be adjusting to the fact that they’re family now - Mickey’s not some scary, dirty kid from the neighbourhood anymore, he’s not just Mandy’s brother, he’s Ian’s husband. He’s Lip’s brother-in-law. And that means something. So, yeah, he’s gonna treat him like a brother, like family. (As much as he can that is, because Lip isn’t a saint and sometimes Mickey really is very fucking annoying.) But he’s gonna try. That’s the important thing. And it seems like Mickey is going to try too.

“You’re a dick.”

“Yeah, well, got a reputation to uphold. Can’t let you think I’ve gone fucking soft or some shit.”

“Wouldn’t ever think in a million years that the guy who planned a romantic surprise anniversary party for his husband with accordion music and dancers was soft.”

“Fuck off.” But there’s no heat in his words, he’s just got a pleased look on his face. Probably thinking back to the night before.

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They get stuck in traffic - due to roadworks where there seems to be less work and more standing around going on. Mickey checks his phone and scrolls through the pictures he took last night, that get steadily and steadily blurrier as the night goes on. It really was a great night. He feels his face flush in happiness just thinking about it. He can’t wait to get home.

Lip is tapping his fingers on the steering wheel again, Mickey notices he looks tired. He thinks back to Lip’s admission that he’d slipped up and had beer, and wonders if he’s had another slip. He could ask him straight out, Ian probably would, but that feels like a step too far. So he decides to hint at it.

“Everything alright with you and Tami?”

“Oh, yeah, you know….just a lot going on.”

“Right.” He shifts in his seat, glances towards his brother-in-law, and sighs. “Yeah, lot of difficult shit going on. Stressful shit.”

Mickey thinks he’s going to have to say it but apparently it’s obvious what he’s thinking. Lip stops tapping the steering wheel. “You fishing to see if I want a drink?”

“Do you?”

“I….sometimes. A bit. I’m going to meetings so.” He shrugs, avoiding Mickey’s eyes.

“Tami know?”

“Sort of.”

“What the fuck does that mean?”

“There’s just been so much going on. We’ve kinda talked but not properly.”

The traffic starts to move and soon they are almost at the Alibi. “Talking…communicating. All that shit, it fucking sucks but it’s important.” Mickey feels awkward talking to Lip like this, but strangely it doesn’t feel too uncomfortable. “Don’t put it off, it’ll be worse the longer you wait.”

“I know.” Lip pulls up in front of the ambulance. “Thanks.”

“Whatever.” He peers at Lip cautiously. “You’re not gonna tell me you love me again are you?”

“Was hoping you might not remember that considering how drunk you were last night.”

“You’re soft as hell. I’d stick around to make fun of you but I gotta hot date with my husband.” He moves to get out the car, “Thanks for the ride, man.” He gives Lip the finger and a cheeky smile as he walks over to the ambulance, shouting “see ya!” over his shoulder.

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For the ask meme: I wish you would write a fic where….

[rrasado]

The demon brothers with MC who is very childish like they still watch blues clues wear soft and pastel cloths and play with toys?

Such Childish Antics

And again, I’m soft af- y’all just keep sending fluffy requests and it’s distracting me from my daily dose of angst dkns/j. But on all seriousness I had a lot of fun with this one ^ ^.

Lucifer

At first it was...not exactly what he expected, like far from it actually. Was there something that purposely made you wanna act like this? Who knows.

When he checked your files prior it didn’t mention anything about... needing routine head pats or literal tucking into bed- heck he didn’t expect you to actually go along with Mammon’s equally childish antics.

Which fully circles us back to the subtle fact that he learns to actually find rest in your behavior because let’s face it- your childish and his brothers’ childish are different.

Actually gets worried when you refuse to eat your veggies tho- he didn’t think he’d had to resort to...very underhanded methods i.e. using illusion spells to just feed you proper food despite sweets.

“MC you must finish this if you don’t want to fall ill. You wouldn’t want that would you?”

Very by the book with dealing with you he isn’t exactly the best at kids due to his aura but overall his actions make up for it.

Mammon

The solidarity you two have just spiked up tenfold, don’t worry about being the few people that still use jinx or superstitions like swallowing gum and believing it’ll stay there for the next seven years, because mammon also semi believes them-

But on a more chaotic note, mammon would go from ‘hey I don’t like the human being here why do I have to look after them they’re so childish-‘ to ‘oi f*Ck you my child is fine-‘

Sometimes feels guilty of taking advantage of your childish nature so he makes sure to make it up to you in some way whether a food treat a plushie treat or heck whatever outing you’re up for.

Which equates to the conclusion that if mammon is being nice to you he might’ve pulled a joke or two unbeknownst to you and his mind won’t let him rest the guilt dsdkwksk.

“Yo! I found a new ice cream downtown wanna get some and try? We can bring beel if ya want!”

As proven by season two(?) he’s good with children so I believe he’s the best at dealing with you in general. Besides you distract him from the suffering he gets from his brothers so win win!

Leviathan

This can go either two ways, one a grand friendship via watching anime and reading manga/comics or two unholy screeching cause hey Mc don’t touch those not so family friendly series he has ey-

So starting with the former- wait you said you wanna binge some colorful series instead of doing work? GRAB THE POPCORN LE GO- will literally have stars in his eyes the moment you two click on one series and it’s just a rant (on his end) while you nitpick at your favorite elements of the series.

The latter well, after delving into your more hyper ish series he’ll try to avoid letting you catch glimpses of his other stuff, which we all know is a lot but we don’t need to mention that now do we-.

Will not hesitate to pull out a human tv with a human cable plan just for you to binge watch your own cartoons and series because if that’s what it takes for you to calm down then aIGHT- besides it’s calming you down so win win?

“Hey wanna cosplay that duo together?”

I kid you not it becomes a dream come true when you both get to cosplay duo characters from series and the sheer nya uwu power you two hold is powerful enough to break devilgram records djdjd.

Satan

As uncanny as it sounds, he reads bed time stories for you, to put into context- he teaches you a lot of useful still via bed time stories because he can’t approach you the normal way.

Like- the concept of corruption in the history of the Devildom? Yey let’s turn that into a tyrant king! Need to learn the importance of always having one of the brothers with you? Eyyy this is the tale of the Queen’s child and their knights!

If there are any words you have a hard time getting your head around or just don’t know the meaning like at all, he’s your go to dictionary.

Suffice it to say he’s good at what he tries attempting. Was at first a bit concerned because you complained about his books not having pictures and it takes the fun out.

“Hm? Well we can always search for ones with diagrams in the library if that’s how you learn faster...”

Surprisingly to him those horrific diagrams did help you learn faster in various Devildom subjects, but your suggestion of making them colored ink was just calmly rejected.

Asmo

I pray for the House of Lamentation’s mail box because it’s full of chEQUES AND BILLS- the shoppings sprees you two go on is enough to even have Mammon concerned.

Like- you two just went down town to buy some new matching outfits and really pretty ones at that, and asmo is now dragging you by the arm to head to another newly opened boutique saying it’s from another district and he and has to be the first ones to post some of their pieces? Mhm

Non stop devilgram pictures, you are the epitome of color in the Devildom soley because of this Demon- He actually managed to make pastel a trend in the gloomy circle of hell with the amount of pastel you wore in your pics together.

When he takes care of you or offers you a relax day, mans will grab the most spontaneous bath soaps and body washes and even make you a bubble bath with hella cool shaped bubbles in, ngl I want one now-

“Ahh darling your genuine laughter is just a good break from the others’ bickering it’s actually doing wonders for my skin-“

Asmo is the ultimate wine aunt and he will not hesitate to end anyone’s career the moment they speak of one negative thing about his precious human.

Beel

....we all know it’s gonna be glorious food- ANIMAL CAKES AND CUTE CUPCAKES THINK ABOUT IT GUYS THINK ABOUT IT-

His food diet looks like a Pinterest aesthetic pastry board because of you, the amount of cafes and cute bakeries you go to because you said you liked their vibe and that they look cute has him nomming sweets upon sweets.

Heck- you two Will attempt to make those cute Sanrio bento boxes for lunch, well more like for you cause he doesn’t care what his food looks like but hey! If it makes you happy and if it’s good then he’s hella happy.

Is probably on Lucifer’s side regarding you needing to eat your veggies. He’ll shape them into cute animals and objects if that’s what it takes assuming he can even go without eating them himself-

“Please MC? For me? Finish mr snikerdoodles-“ “you named your chives after what-“ “hush it Belphie”

Will join you and mammon on district runs for food and outings, will also join you and Levi when making cute food from certain series you’ve watched.

Belphie

Depending on how childish you are you’ll either see nap time as a blessing or a punishment, no matter which one you’ll still wind up napping with belphie.

Ya don’t wanna nap? Well too bad cause you’re already trapped with his arms to sleep, he does that with his pillow and since his pillow helps him sleep well Goodluck cause you’re now a plushie.

You wanna nap? Good cause you get to nap with a lot of stuffed toys heckin soft pillows fluffy blankets and a grown man to make sure you actually sleep and not...pretend. (I actually do that a lot believe it or not-)

But here me out, animal onesies, matching animal onesies, matching soft and comfortable animal onesies- ok but really, onesies you two will wear and not care if the others see because you’ll walk a round the house and that at night heading to the twins’ room.

“Want some milk before bed? It’ll probably get us more good dreams..”

Whether he actually believes what he’s saying or not, a good glass of milk before bed is one of the few calming routines you two share and he finds them pleasant.

[dearcat1]

Hi there! I absolutely adore Xanxu's parenting adventures, but I could only find 8 & 9. Is there a tag I can check out for the others? Sorry for the bother, super excited to read it! Thank you for writing it!

Screw it hahaha that tag is not working no matter what I do about it. I'm just going to post everything that's already published here. So: sorry about the long post.

And for anybody who's interested in reading it, I'm putting the next ones under "parenting adventures au". That should be a better tag.

I hope you like it! I meant for it to be cute.

[Xanxus’s terrible bad day]

Part 1 of Xanxus’s Parenting Adventures

Xanxus does not, in any way shape or form, appreciate mad scientists. He spits out the blood, cleaning up the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand. The other hand keeping a tight grip on his remaining x-gun. Irritated, he just keeps glaring at the toddler whimpering in front of him. 

Seriously?

What the fuck!

How is this even his life, Xanxus doesn't know but he demands a fucking raise. And all the goddam alcohol. All of it. Every single fucking drop.

This is ridiculous. The enemy is dead and even Xanxus feels a little uncomfortable with the amount of blood and dead bodies surrounding a two-year-old. Or what looks like a two-year-old, in Xanxus rather uninformed opinion. 

Brat picks himself up, eyes still watery and then… oh no, oh no, no, no. He makes grabby hands at Xanxus. Xanxus sneers, uncomfortable but the newly miniaturized Sawada just pouts stubbornly, stumbling on wet sticky blood as he tries to make his way to the older Sky. 

Xanxus's reaction is pure instinct. He lunges forward, grabs the kid by the back of his overly large hoodie and pulls him up. Brat settles on Xanxus's hip, tiny face hidden against Xanxus's shoulder and the Wrath stands there, feeling more than a little awkward. 

Alright, then, he thinks. Fuck it. So an armful of mini-mini-Sawada in one arm, a gun in the other hand. Base full of dead people who are either already dead or soon to be. Because Xanxus is through like that. 

Clearing his throat, Xanxus hoists the brat up a little more and stalks out of the room. Cleaning up the base is easy enough, finding Byakuran's little note on the desk should be more of a surprise than it is. 

"Have fun on your vacation! You can bond now ~ :3"

Right, Xanxus needs a raise, all the alcohol, and a marshmallow enthusiast killing season. 

[Cabin by the sea]

Part 2 of Xanxus's Parenting Adventures

Finding the little cabin by the sea is easy enough with the handy map the marshmallow freak left for them. Mini-mini-Sawada is a surprisingly obedient toddler so Xanxus is still uncomfortable but at least he isn't deaf from crying fits. 

The only time the brat had cried, it had been silent sad tears that managed to make Xanxus feel like an ass when the brat confessed to being hungry. 

Note to self: brats need food. 

So Xanxus had settled in in the little cabin, laid the brat down on the smaller bed for the night and thrown himself to his own bed, intent on waiting this shit out. 

Except that he'd been woken up in the middle of the night by a toddler sneaking into his bed and now Xanxus can't sleep because mini-mini-Sawada is tiny. As in smaller than Xanxus's chest tiny and Xanxus is not a good man, he's not a kind man. 

But there's a toddler sleeping on his chest, all trust and far too delicate limbs and Xanxus finds himself terrified of falling asleep because what if when he does, he moves and crushes the little brat under him? Then the brat would suffocate and die. 

And yes, Xanxus could, potentially, just pick up the brat and return him to his own bed. But what if he doesn't wake up the next time the brat sneaks in? Because if Xanxus has learned something these last couple of days is that mini-mini-Sawada might be mellow but he also has a stubborn bone that won't be reasoned with.

In the end, Xanxus ends up staying awake all night, staring at the ceiling with a hand keeping the toddler in place, just in case he rolls over and falls to his death or something. He waits until the hour changes from absolutely ridiculous to marginally decent to leave the bed.

Doing stuff with a toddler on his arm is easier now that he has practice, his morning routine is no different. It's just when he reaches the point of taking a shower that he finds himself at a loss. They stink, they need to wash. Xanxus has no idea how to clean a brat and he's pretty sure that toddlers don't wash themselves. 

Xanxus looks longingly at his phone and snarls, ignoring mini-Tsunayoshi stirring in his arm. "Fucking dimension without YouTube. What the fuck."

[Watery warfare]

Part 3 of Xanxus's Parenting Adventures

Xanxus decides on the bathtub for practicality. It seems like a bath would be easier to handle with a toddler than a shower. Especially a sleepy, clingy toddler. Except that the second Xanxus set the brat down, brat went absolutely fucking insane. 

Watching bemusedly as the brat slaps the water around, Xanxus ignores the mess it's making on the floor and chuckles. "Yeah? Show it who's the boss, shitty brat." 

Tsunayoshi just screams louder, cackling like a maniac.

"Yeah, yeah." Shrugging, Xanxus sits down on the tub, ready to wash himself. He'll clean up mini-mini-Sawada after.

Mini-mini-Sawada has other ideas, however. As soon as Xanxus settles down, the toddler reaches for him and Xanxus helps him sit beside him, lest he falls down and drowns. "What? I thought you were in the middle of a war, trash. Can't just abandon that, you know?" 

The toddler just sticks his fingers in the shampoo Xanxus has just poured into his hand.

"No, that's not for you." Xanxus rolls his eyes, scrubbing his hair and ignoring mini-Tsunayoshi watching him curiously. Ok, so maybe Xanxus might be developing a bit of a soft spot for the toddler. Maybe. It's just… the brat's flames might still be dormant at this age but that doesn't change the fact that whatever is still there… it resonates with Xanxus. 

And that's a relief. It is, because it means that Xanxus might not be Timoteo's but he's still Vongola enough for this. Besides, the resonance helped Xanxus get over his initial 'ew, baby' aversion and is probably the reason the brat was so quick to trust Xanxus.

He wonders if it'll translate to the grown Sawada, once he returns. 

There's just something about mini-mini-Sawada, so small, so breakable and so trusting, that makes Xanxus feel a little protective.

[Shopping trip]

Part 4 of Xanxus’s Parenting Adventures

It takes Xanxus about a week to concede that this won't be a quick matter. Which means that they need clothes. Xanxus could, in theory, keep washing his uniform daily and it wouldn't be a problem. Except he's fucking tired of doing laundry and the brat can't keep wearing the same oversized hoodie for days on end. 

He turns to look at mini-mini-Sawada, who is curled up in Bester's flank, fast asleep, and sighs. It seems they're going shopping.

Which is easier said than done. Unearthing the wad of cash and credit card the marshmallow freak left behind is easy enough, taking mini-mini-Sawada is easy as well. As long as Xanxus doesn't put him down, they're alright. 

No, the issue comes from the clerk who is watching Xanxus like he's wondering whether he should seek the police on him for kidnapping. But Xanxus is still a Sky, no matter that he doesn't do the polite charming shit that Tsunayoshi and Cavallone are so fond of. 

"We had a little accident," Xanxus shrugs, gruff. "He needs clothes." 

Still, the clerk seems unsure until mini-mini-Sawada straightens in Xanxus's hold to point at something in the store. "Ansus! Beste! Look, Beste!" 

Bester, Xanxus knows, is back in his box but he turns to look all the same. He takes a good look at the white cat plushie and laughs. "Yeah, that's Bester alright."

Ignoring the now bemused clerk, Xanxus makes his way to that rack and offers Mini-Tsunayoshi the plushie. The toddler grabs it instantly, cuddling it to his chest and Xanxus snorts, catching a look at bath toys down the ail. Well, fuck it. They're spending Byakuran's money anyway, might as well treat themselves.

"Come on, you need ammunition for your next bath."

It is entirely possible that Xanxus got a little shopping happy but he gives about zero shits, the tiny shirt with a printed 'Mini-Boss' on it is Xanxus's absolute favourite. 

He buys his own clothes quickly and makes a bee-line for the cabin, mini-mini-Sawada cheerfully waving goodbye to the shopping mall.

[Nap]

Part 5 of Xanxus’s Parenting Adventures

What the fuck, Xanxus thinks, bemusedly. It should have been fine. The weather had been nice and the cabin has a nice piece of beach right there so Xanxus had taken the brat out and yes, maybe, Xanxus took advantage of the nice weather to take a nice nap.

But it should have been fine, Bester had been napping with the brat. Covered by the shade. And the brat never wanders off anyway. Bester would have woken Xanxus up if something had happened or handled it himself.

And yet, here they are. 

Xanxus wakes up to find Tsunayoshi sitting next to a hole, definitely of Bester’s making and lapping the water from it? 

He has questions, Xanxus has so many questions. 

First, how did they get water inside the hole? Where does this water come from? Also, why? Bester looks too damn proud of himself, Xanxus adores him but right now, he’s not sure he trusts the liger. Tsunayoshi laps the water again, makes a disgusted face and repeats. “What the fuck?”

Laughing helplessly, Xanxus stands up, patting the sand off of his clothes. “What are you doing, you little shit?” He picks mini-Tsunayoshi up, settling him on his hip.

The brat tries to reach for Bester, “juice?”

“No,” Xanxus chortles, gesturing for Bester to follow. “That’s not juice, trash. That’s seawater at best. What the fuck.”

“Fuck!”

“Shit,” Xanxus picks up their stuff with their other hand and makes his way back inside the cabin to hunt down some juice. “Your parents are going to lose their shit over that, aren’t they?” Toddlers usually don’t use curse words, he knows that much. Then, he remembers that the father in question is fucking Iemitsu and shrugs it off.

[Tuna-fishy]

Part 6 of Xanxus’s Parenting Adventures

They get returned to their original universe about 4 months in, to them at least. It looks like they’ve been gone for barely a week on their own. Xanxus doesn’t care about that, he’s more concentrated on the strained little smile Byakuran is sending to mini-mini-Sawada. 

“What!?” Xanxus snaps, ignoring the toddler’s face hidden against his neck. Brat is shy, that’s all.

“Aaah, yes,” Byakuran shifts uncomfortably, sending a bemused look Xanxus’s way before looking back down to Sawada. “That wasn’t part of the plan?”

“Are you fucking asking?” Xanxus ignores mini-mini-Sawada trying to share his crumpled snack and twitches, debating the virtues of calling Bester or seeking his elements on this moron. 

Iemitsu, apparently, decides that’s his moment to shine. Bastard has been starry-eyed since the second he caught sight of the toddler in Xanxus’s arms. And no, Xanxus is, in no way, shape or form, annoyed by this. The consigliere steps forward, big goofy smile on his face, “Tuna-fishy! Come to papa!”

And mini-Tsunayoshi loses his shit, loses it completely. As in loud screams and tears and a grip hard enough on Xanxus’s shirt that the Wrath wonders for a second whether he’ll rip it. Xanxus reacts on instinct because he’s been looking after this tiny brat for months now.

He shifts his weight to put distance between his toddler and the idiotic blonde and points his gun directly between the asshole’s eyes. His elements react with him, of course, and Xanxus finds himself bracketed between Squalo and Lussuria, all traces of humour lost. 

“What the fuck, trash?” The question is met with silence but all of them saw the way the toddler’s mostly dormant flames recoiled from the man. 

Byakuran steps forward, hands up in placation. “Now, now, no need for this.” He lays a restraining hand on Sawada’s shoulder, “I do believe it might be sweet Tsuna’s nap time?”

Xanxus takes the out, pivoting from his spot but not holstering his gun until he makes it all the way to the car. The brat is still making his best impression of a limpet and Xanxus sighs, cleaning some of the tears off the kid’s face. 

“Fuck, Ansus,” the brat mutters sadly into the fabric of his plushie.

“Yeah, yeah, what the fuck.”

Somewhere in the background, Lussuria coos.

[Apple Slices]

Part 7 of Xanxus’s Parenting Adventures.

Xanxus wakes up with a tiny brat nestled on his stomach and Bester stretched out by his side. Right. He starts the morning routine without thinking much about it before he remembers that they’re not in the little cabin by the beach anymore. 

And by remembers, he means he gets forcibly reminded by Squalo breaking down his door with a “voi! Wake up, shitty boss!” Lusurria trailing happily after the swordsman with breakfast in hand. 

“You trash!” Xanxus growls quietly, “if you wake up the little brat, you’re dealing with the pouting!”

Luckily for all of them, the toddler has migrated to Bester’s flank while Xanxus went around preparing the things needed for the bad and is now busy sleeping away, face buried in his plushie. 

“And get more napkins,” at Lussuria's odd look he adds, "brat's a messy eater."

Though now it seems like they'll be eating before bathing which is actually more practical. Why hadn't he thought of that? Doesn't really matter, this is how they will do things now. He picks up his own plate and eats quietly, ignoring Squalo's attempts to get Xanxus to do paperwork with the ease of long practice. Only once he's done he goes to pick mini-Tsunayoshi up, settling the sleepy toddler on his lap.

Tsunayoshi is more asleep than awake but he’s docile enough. “Juice?”

Xanxus’s mouth twitches up, “yeah, sure.”

Lussuria squeals, offering him a glass and Xanxus just knows, with one look, that shit is going to get messy. He accepts the apple slice being shoved into his mouth and says nothing. Luss can deal with this shit. "It's good," Xanxus approves, giving the brat another.

Mini-Mini-Sawada bites half of it off and then promptly falls asleep, slumping bonelessly to the side. Xanxus catches him before he can fall off, caught between incredulity and laughter. "The fuck?"

(Juice)

Part 8 of Xanxus’s Parenting Adventures

Xanxus stalks into his office with mini-mini-Sawada on his hip. The Varia as a whole are smart enough to know that if he has one arm tied up in keeping the toddler in place, it means he still has one hand free to shoot them dead. “You trash,” he growls at the closest grunt, “bring me my wine!”

“Juice!” Mini-mini-Sawada adds, waving happily.

“And juice,” Xanxus adds, patting mini-mini-Sawada’s head agreeably. He lets the brat down on the floor inside his office, eyeing the paperwork. Fuck that thing, honestly. 

By mini-mini-Sawada’s side, Bester chuffs gently, picking the toddler up by the back of his shirt and settling him between his paws. Mini-Tsunayoshi turns to hug the liger as best he can, happily waving his stuffed toy around and babbling up whatever comes through his head.

Toys, Xanxus decides, they're going to need those. Is two years old too young for a toy gun? Hmm… Well now he has google, doesn't he? Oh look, Timoteo's weekly ridiculous requests. He picks them up with a snort, fishing for some pencils in the drawer. "Here," Xanxus offers them to his brat, "this is your portion."

Mini-Mini-Sawada has taken to imitating everything Xanxus does. If Xanxus indulges him, it's simply because it makes things easier and no other reason whatsoever. He ignores the happy little squeal, smirking at his paperwork. When Squalo comes to pick up their finished piles, he makes a face at the brat's handiwork.

Xanxus glares, absent-mindedly cleaning the toddler's face after their snack. 

Squalo just huffs, irritably pushing his hair out of his face. "Voi, FINE! Don't complain to me if they bitch!"

"Fuck that trash," Xanxus doesn't care about what they want. 

"Trash!" His toddler smashes his juice box in agreement. Xanxus lips twitch. Ok, so he's a little fond.

(Strategy)

Part 9 of Xanxus's Parenting Adventures 

Timoteo knows something is going on the moment that the door opens for the Varia's scheduled paperwork drop and it's not only Squalo coming through it but also Mammon and Lussuria. He has half of the Varia in his office when it usually takes months of cajoling to get so much as one other than Squalo. And even then, for this very same dropoff. 

But the Varia are a lot like cats, there's no use in pushing them too much. You have to dangle the bribe and wait for them to come to you. So Timoteo doesn't show hesitation, he simply settles in to give their paperwork a quick check. There's never any blood but he does get a kick out of seeing the progressively more ridiculous fake signatures over the line with his son's name.

This time, it's a toddler’s handprint in ink so strong that some of the text is no longer legible. Timoteo blinks once, twice and then looks up at the gleeful faces of the Varia Officers. "What is this?"

"The mini-boss," Mammon begins, smug and greedy, "is living up to his name,"

Oh, Timoteo realizes, thumbing through the paperwork with new eyes and finding the sort of drawings he hasn't seen in over a decade. Iemitsu had been over yesterday, Timoteo had listened to his ramblings with half an ear but now it's starting to make sense. It hadn't been Iemitsu's usual delusions, Tsunayoshi really is a toddler now. Carefully, Timoteo picks the drawings from the rest of the papers. "Name your price."

Squalo smirks, "vacation. One week, full expenses covered, anywhere we want."

"Done," Timoteo stretches his hand, waiting patiently while Squalo looks inside his bag and comes up with a little plate. Tsunayoshi's small palm is etched on it, colourful kid's drawing decorating the outer sides, under it, in Xanxus's elegant writing, it's Tsunayoshi's name in perfect japanese.

"It's perfect."

"Whatever," Squalo snorts. "Voi, nice doing business with you." Squalo turns on his heel and walks out the door, his two tag-alongs following behind him.

[justfandomtings]

Character study of William murderface

Cw: child abuse, ptsd, trauma, internalized homopobia,ect.

Throughout the show, murderface has been presented as a shitty person that is untalented, leeches off of his friends/ fame, and honestly just seem to have gotten lucky when getting into dethklok.

Which is true, but I want to look in a little deeper why he's like this. (Note:this might be kinda head cannonish. I have some examples from the actual show but since we never got a deep backstory for murderface or get many murderface centric episodes I'll be filling in some empty spaces.)

Murderface in the show

Murderface is extremely self loathing and has had moments where he just goes so hard in on himself.

Season 1 episode 1

We see this in the very beginning when he refers to himself as the 'fat one.'

It could've been played off as a simple joke, which it was in the show for the audience watching. But in the show's universe and for the character, this will be an occurring thing.

This continues in

Season 1 episode 3

It's murderface's birthday and the boys throw murderface a party. During his party murderface is shown complaining and being stand-offish. You would think the last thing he would want is a party, yet he still sends out invites to his bandmates. (Note: noticed how the invites were sent right after murderface left the room? Idk it just seemed like he was embarrassed or scared his bandmates would laugh at him for wanting a birthday party. He even tried to act non chalant when the invite said "come if you want, who gives a piss." when they did throw him a party he still came)

When the boys pulled a little, kinda mean but harmless prank on him, literally giving him the gift of nothing. Murderface was fucking hurt, like genuine tears almost left this man's eyes when he come into his room to get his thing's and 'run away'.

Of course the boys did give murderface an actual gift, which honestly had a lot of thought and effort put into it. This makes murderface cry a tear. (Of blood but you know still a tear)

This is the example of the boy's showing they care for murderface. But even after this big gesture murderface will continue to believe the opposite.

The show continues and we get the first and honestly only backstory for murderface.

Season 1 episode 6

When the boys get a band therapist, we find out the tragic murder/suicide of murderface's parents. His father killing his mother then himself with a chainsaw, this whole thing happens while murderface as a baby sits in his highchair unaware while eating his cereal. This flashback makes murderface kinda sit there in shock as he pisses his pants.

(Note: murderface has said in the show that his appearance was the reason his parents are dead. If that really was the case, why didn't his father kill him or at least killed him after he killed his mother? Why did his father just kill his wife and himself? Never laying a single hand on murderface? Will get back to that later.)

Season 1 episode 9

Bringing up this episode may be confusing to some for bringing this up since it doesn't focus solely on murderface. He doesn't even get that much screen time this episode. But I would like to point out his actions in that episode.

In this episode the boys adopt a young teen boy they name fatty ding dong and raise him as their son for probably couple of weeks. While the boys all had their...interesting way of raising him. Murderface had the most physical fights with fatty ding dong. Mostly when we misbehaved. Like hitting him, shocking him non stop with a tazer, beating him for eating his civil war boots ect.

I just like to point out that murderface was raised by his grandparents. We'll come back to more of that later in the post.

Season 1 episode 11

The band gets reunited with their families and what we see from murderface and his family is that they are very violent towards each other. Murderface tries to choke his grandmother when looking in at her mouth as she chewed. Pickles and Nathan had to snap himself out of it, murderface apologized saying it was his fault for looking to deeply.

Like that was some kind of trigger from his past that made him black out and get violent.

He was also highly against buying his grandfather a wheelchair, only doing so because the boys agreed to be nice towards their family to get them to leave.

Even when they were spending time with each other, they never touched each other William kept his distance. Only ever touching if it was fight related.

In the same episode we see why, Stella was so physically abusive towards murderface, spraying fucking pepper spray into his eyes when he did..nothing? He wasn't aggressive or was even part of the issue. She just attacks him because she had to change his diapers?

This belittlement and physical abuse continues everytime they are together on screen.

So to bring back up season 1 episode 9. With how murderface treated fatty ding dong we can assume that's how we was being treated while under the care of his grandparents. Children soak up things like a sponge. Whether you think they remember it or not. Many psychological reports has shown that children will mimick and repeat behaviors and actions their caretakers do. If it's right or not, children will do things because that's what this adult dose. That's what they see at home. It's normal to them if that is the environment they grow in. Even if the child feels like something is off or wrong. They won't know exactly what is wrong or why because it's all they know.

So if this is how murderface was raised, which highly may be the case since we see Stella physically abuse murderface even as an adult. He might have actually thought this is how you raise a child, this is what you do to a child when they misbehaved. Nobody in his life has corrected murderface or explain to him that this way of discipline isn't ok or even discipline to begin with, it is abuse.

So, we are to believe with the information we have now. Is that murderface was most likely abused as a child, probably all the way up till he was able to get away from them and join dethklok.

With this information we can apply this to his behavior in the show. A side effect from child abuse is suicidal behavior. Throughout the show Murderface would now and then casually commit about hurting or killing himself.

Season 1 episode 2

Murderface casually states if it'll be brutal enough for him to just take his life after Nathan deltes another record. Or when the boys kindly ask him to stop eating beans, he gets oddly emotional and says he'll just starve to death then.

Another effect from child abuse is eating disorders and obesity.

You already know this a big part of murderface's character. There are times where he's seen constantly eating junk food, to eating nothing and just drinking coffee, to the doctor pointing out the back of his teeth are decaying. And murderface informs him it's from throwing up his food.

He also gets teased for his weight being called chubby and fat, ect. Murderface has a hard time with his weight, his excessive eating may even be seen as an unhealthy coping mechanism.

Other effects such as aggressive behavior, low self esteem, dissociation, ect. Is also shown within the show.

Season 1 episode 15

Murderface gets into a motorcycle accident and is sent into the hospital. This near death experience gets him on a religious journey. Maybe to find answers to certain questions or possibly wondering where he was going to go if he did die? Is he a good person, why do certain things happen to people, what's the meaning of life?

He asked the guys if he really deserved to live. Does he really deserve to be brought onto this world, being a part of a pretty good and rare type of life.

The boys being emotionally closed off don't really answer his question. They honestly brush it off but they do go along with murderface on his spiritual journey.

He eventually chooses no religion, but I feel that near death experience stuck with him. He either decided that life was too short so might as well live it, or a more cynical view on life. That it's meaningless then who cares if he died?

Season 2 episode 11

This is probably an episode where murderface was the most sad and self loathing. (This and another episode I can't wait to get to) after his concert, he felt pretty shitty with the outcome and had lead him to feel that he does not deserve the life he has now and wonders why he even shows his face. Just wanting the spot light for one.

Which is really interesting. Because comparing season 1 with the other 3. Murderface in season one had...fans. There were people who genuinely liked him. The prime example is his birthday episode.

When he had a solo, just like in season 2 episode 11. People were cheering his name. Practically screaming at the rooftops for him. So what happened?

We already know that murderface is the least liked member of the band, but even then he still had fans. Hell people committed terrorists attacks just for him on his birthday.

Maybe it was just a loud minority? Who knows, but if in the show as time went on less and less people had him as his favorite or even just liked him would probably get him really insecure.

After the concert failure, Charles let's him host a Nas car event. Which I'd think would've gone actually well if you know, the dethklok curse wasn't a thing.

Also as murderface was planning the event people around him didn't really support him or help him out. Which is mostly murderface's fault, he has a lack of focus and doesn't really plan things through. This is a good reason for partners and others outside wanting to work with dethklok not want to work with murderface. It costs money and a lot of time to do all the things related to dethklok. And murderface's flakeyness is a valid reason for business and others to not have faith in him when related to these things.

BUT! (This is a little bit of projection here) as someone who also has a lack of focus and hard time to get things done. That doesn't mean I don't want to do said thing, that doesn't mean I want to waste others time. I simply have a hard time focusing, I need structure and that little reminder to get things done. But the difference between me and murderface is that I'm not a billionaire.

I am not apart of a popular metal band, with all the money in the world, with a manager that will clean up every little mess I make.

I have more risk, whatever I fuck up will effect me. I will suffer the consequences. Murderface won't. (Also he's a fictional character..so reality won't have any affect on him lol)

But yea, I believe if murderface would suffer from his consequences then he'd be a bit more on things. Also I feel murderface's mental health issues play a huge role in things.

His fear that he's not good enough, eating disorders, ect. Can really mess up your focus.

So, now to the infamous episode. Dethvanity.

Season 4 episode 8

In this episode Murderface in nominated for the most brutal looking award and this. Fucks. Him. Up.

So much so that he actually hallucinates his bandmates and Charles calling him ugly and other things that they never even said.

When he goes to the plastic surgeon, he tells him. A complete stranger, that he hates himself. For murderface to actually admit this deep issue that he's been keeping deep down. For him to show vulnerability to a stranger is pretty sad.

When he goes to Nathan to borrow money, he tells a story of a 'boy' that was so ugly that he's driven his parents to murder suicide. Again he's calling himself ugly and blaming himself for his parents death. (Were going to get back to that too.)

After murderface gets the surgery he days dream about what would happen if he was beautiful. Finally being accepted and able to say fuck you to all those that were shit to him.

Of course, it doesn't end like that. He's face gets infected and is even more ugly than before.

This episode was pretty messed up. Murderface didn't get what he thought would give him validation, he looks down on himself more, and he is humiliated front of 100s of people.

This whole shit show probably validated all the negative thoughts he had for himself.

Next we'll talk about his internalized homopobia. Murderface...is definitely..not straight. He's not gay either he does have sexual attraction to women but his uncomfortably and very interesting moments and visions say he might like more than just that.

Season 2 episode 5

Murderface has a weird thing with eating 'penis' shaped objects or watching other eating said shaped objects.

He has a lot of weird moments where he gets really close to one of his bandmates and just whispers something in their ear. Specifically Pickles and Skwisgaar.

He just said fuck it and tried to bang toki while they were in the submarine.

Had hallucinations of cutting between women, men, animals, even his own grandmother and was distraught when he had a small moment of admitting he way gay.

There's no real specific reason why or how murderface is this scared of being gay. But I feel it may also be with how he grew up. He was probably been told it was wrong to be gay and how immoral it was to like men and you'll burn in hell if you do. Also being gay wouldn't be 'brutal' or 'manly'.

And not to shit on metal heads but you know. They're not the...most..exclusive group of people.

I think murderface is scared to accept he's gay because his grandparents made him feel he would be a bad person if he was or get kicked out of the band if he was.

So, after all I laid on the table, let's wrap this up. Back to the blaming himself of his parents deth. I believe, Williams parents didn't kill/murder themselves because he has ugly. I like to think the opposite, I believe his parents actually dearly cared for him. I think his father had some serious mental issues or something else pushed him over the edge.

It could be anything really, maybe his dad was crazy, maybe it had something to do with the curse. I like to think they both cared for him his dad just..idk snapped.

I'm assuming murderface's grandparents are his dads parents. And seeing how they treated murderface they most definitely treated his dad the same.

Or, it wasn't murder/suicide at all. Buckle in because it's all tv theory over here. I have a hard time to believe that murderface remembered, in such detail in fact. How his parents died, in the flashback he looks to be 7 to 8 months? Traumatic event yes, but there's no way a baby can remember such a thing.

I think, Stella lied to murderface about how his parents died. I think it was just some evil twisted thing she said to make murderface feel terrible about himself. His parents probably unfortunately died in say a car accident or health related issues. But the main thing is how guilty murderface feels, how terrible he feels that he thinks he was the reason he killed his parents when that's far from the truth.

It was either an unfortunate accident or his father killing themselves. But it is not murderface's fault.

The physical abuse from his grandparents, the guilt of believing he's the reason for his parents death, his aggressive internalized homopobia, lack of support, the bullying from his bandmates, body issues/eating disorder, and it just keeps going.

It's no fucking wonder why the man is like this. Don't get me wrong, murderface is an asshole and is responsible for most of his actions.

But that's still a lot of shit for someone to go through.

That's all I have, this is really long. But I hoped you like this little thread. There's still more to his character but this is long enough.