#parenting adventures au

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He's gotta zoom!

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Masterpost

He eat carrot. 🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥺 also he is super duper endangered do not hurt him

[the-barefoot-hatter]

Leaving a whole lot of questions that don't need to be answered, Stanley!!!

[ebonytails]

Happy famife, happy life

[littlecrittereli]

Guardianship au,,,,,save me guardianship au,,,,,,,

If you don’t mind the questions, how’d the Tortuga gang react to Chris tagging along? I assume they understood Chris would be joining them early on into Martin being accepted, but I imagine the situation was more like. Martin snagging a new job on the Tortuga >> realizing he can’t take this job and leave his brother alone >> Chris says don’t worry just take me with you >> Martin nervously asking heyyyyyyyy is it cool if my little brother comes with?

Obviously everyone had to be cool with it eventually, but do you know what Aviva, Koki, and Jimmy had going through their heads when a mildly emo, 14yo Chris rolled in with a deeply anxiety-ridden Martin?

This is kinda the awkward phase of the team's relationship where they know Martin is struggling, but he's not willing to let them help just yet.

The second Chris finds out about the Tortuga it becomes his life-mission to convince Martin to let him go on the trip (it will not be difficult at all to convince him)

Martin is just hesitant because he wants to make sure he's not being selfish in his decision to join the team. Of course Chris wants to go too, but Martin is trying to think of his best interest.

Of course, he eventually realizes that the team genuinely cares about them and he's willing to let them help out with Chris, and then the found-family can commence!!!

[insomniphic]

Parent!Narry going out to show his kid his pet fish-eel-thing….

[gen4grl]

i bought leaks, butter, bananas and bean jam jelly!

[mylove-thresher]

chat where is the jar store at

(He got delivered today with a certificate on serving from the university of cunt motherington)

((why is the quality so shitty Tumblr))

I cannot with myself bc what is this mess bro 😭

[blenselche]

this is real self indulgent but it's my ship/fic kid's birthday so whatever lol

firnn: work from your waist-

bonnie: 'm not a sling anymore, stop going easy on me.

firnn: ha! We're almost 50, Bonbon, s'not a matter'f going easy.

[hyperfocuscentre]

so following on from this post

more solangelo as parents!

Nico’s job would literally just be doing stuff for Hades. He doesn’t really get payed in the conventional way, but he has access to all Hades’ riches so they live a comfy life.

Will becomes a doctor. I don’t think he went to college or university, mostly because it didn’t appeal to him and the idea of learning something he’d been doing from a very young age felt belittling. Instead, he convinced Chiron to forge him some papers and with a bit of mist manipulation, he got straight into doctor training at a hospital or however that works (foundation program or something?).

They have twins, because I love twins. A girl named Bianca and a boy named Michael-Lee (shut up i think it rolls of the tongue).

ML (i’m not writing the whole name everytime) is trans so he wasn��t always called this, but he wanted a name that was important to his parents and he wanted them to name him so that’s what he ended up with. He loves it, he says it feels like a pop star stage name.

Nico definitely cooks the food, his signature dish is pasta. He makes it from scratch because he says the store packages are disgusting and processed junk.

Will is the one who kisses their injuries and tucks them into bed at night (although Nico obviously says goodnight and love you’s too).

I feel like they both deal with the nightmares but most of the time, it’s Will because Nico is harder to wake up. He sings them lullabies and has actually started to appreciate his voice a lot more because of this. However, Nico can be found sometimes cuddling one or both of the twins close, wiping their tears and even sometimes singing Italian lullabies that he vaguely remembers from his childhood.

I feel like Nico plays rough with them, things like violent pillow fights followed by lots of exhilarated screams and giggles. He’s never too rough though, and he’s never hurt them. He can easily tell when to stop and when it’s time to calm down and take a break.

Nico is the soft touch, he acts like he isn’t but he is. He’ll say snarky things and talk to the twins like they’re adults from a very young age (in a funny way, not a weird way lmao) but he can’t handle seeing them upset or crying. Both of them are very spoiled and any shopping trips with Nico end with them coming back, hands full of toy boxes and faces stretched into beaming smiles.

Will is the more tough parent, but honestly he’s a silly too. He may know how to discipline them when he has to, but he also jokes with them and geeks out over their favourite films and shows with them.

Apollo loves that they have twins, and often compares them to him and Artemis (mostly because Bianca has dark, auburn hair and ML is a blond).

I feel like they live in a white, picket fence area but none of their neighbors like them. They painted the white fence a soft yellow and have a giant pride flag wafting on the front. There’s exotic, brightly coloured plants everywhere and the only reason they live is prayers to Persephone and the fact the goddess herself sometimes visits.

Persephone has basically claimed those kids as her grankids, she loves coming over to play with them and loves that she can without breaking any stupid divine laws.

Hades acts unbothered but he’s been caught smiling softly at the twins or even simply at Nico and Will being disgustingly domestic. His Christmas gifts are always huge and the first thing the twins open.

They tried to take one of those professional family photos when the twins were toddlers; it didn’t go so well. Nico is blinking, Bianca is screaming, Will’s face is basically a blur and ML is growling at the camera but the glint in his eyes says he finds himself hilarious. The photo is hung up above the fireplace.

They join their names which means ML’s name is a mouthful. Michael-Lee Di Angelo-Solace. He probably has a middle name too, although i’m not sure what. Maybe Lester, for the jokes?

[ryuki-draws]

Careful, Erik, he means it :'D Part 2 of the Me at bestie's family holiday dinner meme

[rainbyte]

Subjecting you all to another AU >:3

( He's just all my old HC's for what Simon was up to in the future SJSKS )

[yoursminehourss]

pov you have to foster a child for two months to prove you are an upstanding citizen now (you have insisted you will not be getting attached)(youre going to end up adopting this kid forever)

[cosmiischillin]

An over energetic and (sometimes) acident-prone bunny, Bonnie is the bandmate on the guitar!

Bonnie lives in the rural area of Hurricane Hills as a farmhand for his family. He has two sisters, Moxie amd Spring (as what the family calls her), his mother Sunny, and father Bon. Bonnie loves to pass the time rocking out and spending his chore money in town.

The HD, unrendered version is available to all only patrons on Patreon

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[lady-wallace]

An Eye for An Eye (JJBA)

It's time to share my fic for the Summer Big Bang we did on my discord server! I decided to go with an idea I'd had for a while to do a John Wick AU of Part 5 so that's what this is XD Hope you all enjoy.

Shout out to my artists @masterangst and @/Spicydragonart!

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(John Wick AU) Bruno Bucciarati, the famous assassin with the moniker ‘Babau’, has been out of the life for several years taking care of his ailing father. Now after his father’s death, his plans to continue his peaceful existence are shattered when someone from his past shows up demanding the return of an old favor. With the consequences of refusal leaving ashes in the water, Bruno takes the job from Diavolo only to find that the intended target is the man’s own daughter. Bruno’s priorities change instantly when Trish is the first thing he finds himself caring for in a long time and decides that he will take the risk of being hunted by everyone he’s ever known if it means keeping her safe.

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Read on Ao3

[antiquepearlss]

It’s 1am I’m very tired but really quick before I go to bed

consider this…modern au stay at home dad Eugene Fitzherbert

[alexanderthejustalright]

kid holhorse

this was inspired by this fic turn Back (by Kenyastarflight