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Say anything and I will cry I mean it ( ≧Д≦)

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I’m testing some things out!!! So it’s not permanent yet (#ﾟﾛﾟ#) I’m just seeing what it looking like at the moment

✧*̥˚ Hello strangers *̥˚✧

Welcome to this side of the cosmos! Call me…Moonie! Now what brings you to this side of the galaxy and want some tea?

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╰┈➤ ❝ [about Moonie] ❞

˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ moonie ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ 22 ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ Aquarius sun and moon and cancer rising ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ INFJ-T ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ 6w5 ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ SEA ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗

| this blog is a dark content blog! While my post aren’t always dark content I do post dark content and yandere themes. I will from time to time post fics but I am not a full writer but on and off! While I do work on x reader from time to time there will be a lot of self ship post!! 

| I will try to keep this blog from any other content aside from the intended content!! While I speak with a lot of of giggles and sparkles I do expect to be taken seriously at times!! 

| this side of the stars does get a little quiet so if your interested in DM/moots feel free too I’m open to DM on anything I listed in my interest (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o))) or stalk me DW…I stalk you too and I’m not joking ╰(◉ᾥ◉)╯ 

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| these info will be in my links but just in case some of you say you didn’t see any signs this will be a kept short! Details will be in the links. This is a yandere dark content blog. This blog is a dead dove blog

| you must be +18 of age to be on my blog and you must have that info somewhere on your profile that is visible for me to see. I will block you if you are a blank page or your under the age requirement. 

| While I indulge in these I do not condone these behavior. Please find some self love and help if you or someone is in this situation 

| I do only x female reader. Occasionally self ship and sometimes a moot OC

| nearly all my Characters I choose are male! While I might post very soft, humorously yandere tropes I can do much more NSFW and darker tones if I choose too! 

| while I do not have a answer of my request are open or not it will be more on the feeling if I want to. I’m not a very consistent writer to say if my request box are open or not 

| ask if there are any further questions as I will happy to explain anything else. 

| I almost forgot haha! When I say I am happy to answer but with all the love and sparkles I can say this. If I do not like your tone you will play stupid games get stupid answers and then you will be thrown into the the deep space with 5 rotten bananas  o(〃＾▽＾〃)o

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If you see this- this is a like 70% ish done navi!! This is posted for me to see how it look both mobile and laptop!

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‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　masterlist　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙

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Now that’s all done here are 10 star fruits for you and if you stay while not following the rules you get none >:[ bad guest don’t get rewarded you get…the broom

Oki byyyeee •u•

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@lavandulawrites I’m sure you seen this but ngl this is def how I speak to Adrien

READER: Do it

YANDERE: Do what?

READER: Say the line. Say it.

YANDERE: . . .

READER: Please it’d be so funny.

YANDERE: . . . *in the most awkward/stiff way* You belong to me, you’re mine.

READER: Pffft

YANDERE: *cries and hides themself in a corner*

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Infinity Nikki goes so fucking hard. It's a dress-up game where god is dead and the devout are doing crazy fucking sacrifices and experiments about it. And they're two foot tall muppets.

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Lalala don’t mind me~ *takes him to my stash of yandere men closet* I’ll return him….when I’m I can *will not*

Ngl tho you ever been in a situation where your in public and some guy with rlly cute hair jusy looks super cute and your kinda looking and texting your friends you found cute dude-

That’s gonna be me on the bus-

Nirvana

Yandere loser x reader

Minors And Ageless Blogs Do Not Interact

I finally got around and wrote something for my favourite loser, it has been a long time since last time. I hope you like this pathetic Nirvana-loving man as much as I do<3

Masterlist

Adrian’s Character Profile

Warnings: NSFW, MDNI, original character, public masturabation, obsession, implied stalking, lovesick behaviour, delusional behaviour

Word count: 960

His black jacket was zipped up all the way as a way to keep the biting cold winter air out. His wired air-buds were playing Smells Like Teen Spirit. His pale hands were shoved inside his pocket were his left hand toyed with the receipt he had found at your desk. His late night activity (he had jacked off outside of your apartment complex to the silhouette of you in your bedroom window) had stolen his sleep, but he hadn’t minded the night before. However now as the sleeplessness hit him like a drunk driven truck, he started regretting only getting two hours of sleep. Adrian turned up the volume with the button of the wire. And as usual, the raw sound of Kurt Cobain’s voice calmed his nerves.

The bus stopped in front of the shabby bus-stop. Its breaks letting out a shrilling sound. The black haired man sighed in relief as he entered the empty bus. The metal piercings had made his ears numb, and the warmth of the bus was pleasant. He ventured as far back as he could without sitting at the row of back seats in the back, as those often were filled with annoying middle school teens. Despite Adrian’s social awkwardness, the teens never dared to mess with him given his dark clothing and cold stares, but that didn’t stop him from hating them. He slumped back in his seat as he leaned his head against the icy window. The outside blurred together in a mass of white and grey colours as the bus driver drove way over the given speed limit.

The minutes pasted and after the seventh Nirvana song, the bus came to an halt. It’s doors swung open and the gloomy man’s humour soured. Please don’t be any of those annoying teens he thought bitterly. Then the sky cleared and in stepped the source of his joy. You were alone and dressed rather casually, but to Adrian you looked like an otherworldly being. He shrunk in his seat as if getting spotted by you would be utterly embarrassing. To his surprise you took a seat by the window two rows in front of him. He cowered his mouth with his hand has he let out a surprised yelp. He ripped out his air-buds as he was afraid he would miss even the tiniest sound from you.

To his joy, you two were the only passengers on the bus. He could see your reflection in the window if he leaned against it with a slightly strained neck. His heart was beating like crazy and he thought he would die from heart attack right then and there. The longer he watched you scroll on your phone with air-buds plugged in your ears, the more he could feel the strain in his loose black jeans. He wanted to roll his eyes at his pitiful state, but he couldn’t help to get bricked up in your proximity.

You were so incredibly beautiful after all, so his reaction was only natural. After making sure you or anyone else couldn’t see it (thank god the bus didn’t have any surveillance cameras) he pulled out his open jacket so that it worked as a little cover. He quietly unzipped his jeans and pulled his dark blue down. He blew in his hand before he gripped his achingly hard dick. His pale dick was flushed an angrily pink and pre-cum was already leaking from the rip. He had to use his hand that was closed to the window, his left hand, despite being right handed due to the jacket that worked like a cover.

Adrian spat in his hand before he worked it up and down the shaft in a slow motion. He needed to be careful so you didn’t notice anything. His grey-blue eyes found your reflection as he watched you with a lidded gaze. He let out a shaky breath as his thumb stroke over his swollen tip. He worked his hand a little faster and pleasure shrouded through him. He threw his head back and bit his lip harshly, to quite any of his whimpers.

You were putting on chapstick on your beautiful lips in a careful manner, which resulting Adrian to almost drool. God he wished it was your lips that were wrapped around his dick instead of his hand. He tightened his grip and picked up the pace. Pale was coated in pre-cum as he continued to jack off. The vein alongside his cock was strained and he was close. So close that he couldn’t help the low whimpers that escaped his lips. With a hasty motion he pulled out a handkerchief from his jacket with his right hand. His breathing was rapid and the warm feeling deep within his gut spread like lightning through his veins. With his gaze strained to your form, he came so hard he saw white stars. Warm cum pumped out from his dick and onto the handkerchief. He slumped forward with his forehead resting against the seat in front of him.

He breathed heavily for a while, before he shoved his dick back into his underwear. He carefully pulled up the zipper with one hand as he stuffed the used handkerchief into his pant pocket. After whipping his hands on a new tissue, he ran his hand through his black soft hair.

He watched you exit the bus at the bus stop by your work. Blue eyes followed you to the door of the worn little coffee shop. He put in his air-buds again and clicked play on the same song he had saw you listing to. You would be his. It wouldn’t be long now. Nothing could ever keep you from him. You were destined to be.

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To the wuwa players during the race event and STEAL ALL THE 3 SPEED UP FROM EVERYONE ELSE

May your rolls be only DEF% and all your pulls be the absolute SHITTEST PULLS MAY YOU NEVER GET YOUR CHARACFER BC WTF ASSHOLE

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Yandere male rover with his signature disappointed look a seeing you trying to escape the “I’m not mad just very disappointed” (¬▂¬)

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IVE REACH 81 WISHES NOW TO A 100

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Guys I have 77wishes for this man- the goal is to get 100 and maybe even more ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ IM SO CLOSE GUYS I AM GRINDING HARRD

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Modern world yandere wrio would never let me stress over driving ( ≧Д≦)

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100 posts!

Got this and using this to yap outside of yandere topic- not my unusual out of Yan topic but yk

- the new Eletrio characfer in Genshin was not it. The cow theme, havinf being considered the new bigger body model, some of her skill animation is to sit on ppl, being a competitive eater- uhhh these motief are looking real weird now hmmm 🤔 also she not fat…let’s make it clear

- sure she cute but…ngl I have ber switch to a 4 star for Lansan she deserves that 5 star status for being the most important character in natlan also not just me who feels that Lansan 5 star role was intentionally taken away right?? Like…looking at how natlan is treated and all…this is motivated

- I did say I go back to hsr but ngl the powercreep is making it more difficult to want to come back. The end game content and stuff feels like I can’t rlly keep up and honestly ik trebbie rhis universal supoort but my god I really wish they used her adult model then the child one

- idk if anyone knows this. Cookie run as these soul jams where it’s kinda like almost buying a character. If you have enough of these you can unlock a 5 or 4 star character and lowkey I think Genshin and hsr need this. Esp hsr where there a banner right or just a shop in the game where if you pull enough of these you can get a 5 star and they should do it for old characters and like when we are in a new area the older characters get placed in- soul gems could be like lowkey fragments of a character

- wuwa new character are eh- they were most likely already planned but also they def were planned fan service…I think I tolerate wuwa fan service more omly because the difference with Genshin is that I know wuwa fan service are of Italian inspo Genshin has fan service where they take cultures and make disrespectful designs out of them and also the lolibait…especially Nahida

- I have very little like of characfer in all honesty. A lot of them being men and less women but I think that’s due to the fact I feel devs write women characters for the interest of only male players. If you ask which female characters I like I prob name a handful: arlecchino, cloud retainer, furina, Navia, shorekeeper, jinzhi, encore, Layla, Faruzan

- is it weird to say I don’t like seeing very overly obvious fan service- good example is the newest wuwa havoc characfer she’s pretty sure but..ngl I thought it was tacky and the new female areo charter too…already her model does not appeal to me

- I’m tired of seeinf body suits, two piece looks or like short dress skirt shirt thingy. I wnna see more deisnf like phoebe, Arlechino, Cloud retainer, Layla, Faruzan and furina

- I think most ppl like anti villains are more so jusy morally grayish characfer then they say they like villains, i think ppl like having characters who do bad things that are within their moral comfort ita like that DC joke about joker being scared of the IRS or the joker not willing to fight along side the Naz…yk

- it is weird to say I find it funny to see a bunch of Genshin players or hoyo gamer online suddnly switch to wuwa and I mean the ones that rlly hated wuwa in the beginning. Ik wuwa had a rough start but there smt funny seeing players who would talk rlly negatively about a game and activity without giving it a chance suddenly change stances

- yk what’s funny too tho. Being into dark content right and being said thag it’s gross and horrible to like these fantasies and it’ll turn us into these kind of ppl but yet we ass a collected society stay quiet or just agree that gamer dudes who play cod or extreme violent games are ok and it totally dosent make them dangerous… it’s almost… :0 hypocritical

- none of you bitches are ready to hear my inner shit giggling brain where the sumeru men kill Elon and take over ownership over Twitter idk why that had me giggling for a good minute

Anyways my 100th yap on this blog when I’m done with my banner I’ve been wanting to draw you’ll see me start to go to 200 >:]

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Grinding for my man Brant and I have 70 wishes

We have 12-10 days left I think I better have 80-100 wishes by then or more

If not I’m sorry anon you ain’t getting no mermaid darling x yandere Brant hc from me or the smut I have of him

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I think we need more yandere content where they add lube to your wet cunt before fuckjnf you- sure you either pissed them off or their in the mood but how can the mood keep going when your practically screeching like a banshi and also the possibility of tearing the skin of your cunt wasnt part of the plan-

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The best way to scare yandere Brant is to add sugar in your spaghetti

You: *adds 4 cups of sugar into the tomato sauce*

Brant: ((o(;△;)o)) *Italian screech*

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Yandere never letting you use the toy in yourself because they seen you do it improperly and you end up tearing your tissue and there was a lot of bleeding-