#it’s me- I’m the dumb-dumb
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When you try to make an intelligent oc from an academic background, but you’re a dumb-dumb and don’t understand smart people things
#it’s me- I’m the dumb-dumb#I have literally failed algebra 5 times#I do not understand math or science above a very basic level#like do I want to create a mad scientist character? absolutely! can I? probably not!#writer problems#writing probz#oc creation#ocs
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I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:
(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the class had conferenced at recess regarding the poor state of the classroom goldfish’s tank. We decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the dire situation, and I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)
#shut up e#I’m sorry if this is dumb but it made me laugh SO hard#who let fourth grader me have an email address
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Tboy puppy but he’s old dog coded so he just lays at your feet and randomly lets out a big sigh. Sometimes he begs but if you don’t give in quick enough he just walks away. He’ll ignore you pulling on his collar to finish what he was doing before doing what you want. His knees crack when he gets on all fours.
#I know this isn’t anything I just think I’m funny#also it’s me#t4t ns/fw#t4t nsft#ftm nsft#t4t#t4t mlm#t4t puppy#bd/sm puppy#ftm puppy#puppy sub#dumb puppy#nsft puppy#bd/sm pet#petpl@y#petpl4y#ftm switch#also also this is kinda about wolverine but no one is based enough to agree with me so this is the last tag
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i don’t give a shit that he’s 6’2 i want him MOANING and WHIMPERING
#if you saw this no you didn't#me to my friends#i’m sorry but#men whimpering#have me in a CHOKEHOLD#just because you’re tall dumb and handsome doesn’t mean your above getting on your knees and whimpering#he needs to be#submisive and breedable#i hope this reaches the right people#i stg#my thoughts#text post
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this is so stupid i’m sorry
#transformers#maccadam#soundwave#tf cosmos#arts#tw grooming mention#stupid. dumb joke. terrible. i’m gonna go stand in this corner now#i couldnt decided if this should go on the other account or not#i guess yall will let me know. in a polite and loving way i assume
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Any frustrated puppy should be handled with care that is pounding them until they feel numb and can’t remember what they were so pent up about
#it’s me I’m puppy#ftm puppy#bd/sm pet#nsft puppy#puppy sub#puppypl4y#ftm ns/fw#bd/sm puppy#ftm nsft#puppyboy#dumb puppy
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Rocket
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(Spade Pirate Sabo AU Masterpost)
#spade pirate sabo au#portgas d ace#sabo#one piece au#hi I’m back!!! school is killing me a bit#thanks again to whery’s comedic genius#the striker will make an appearance Eventually#but for now it’s dumb idea brothers time
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let me rub myself hazy on your thigh as you work and pretend like im not there except petting my hair from time to time… i want to rut against you and feel your resolve crumble until you just have to pay attention to me and ruin me
#i’m normal#hornyposting#ftm nsft#mlm kink#mlm nsft#mlm puppy#p3t play#pet pl4y#pet pl@y#dumb puppy#puppy sub#puppy barks#nsft puppy#bd/sm puppy#ftm puppy#ftm sub#ftm ns/fw#petpl4y#whines at your door… owner hasn’t been very active to me this afternoon and i am needy#he missed my picture too but that’s fine because it made me happy to see my friends get attention#whine whine whine#let me kiss you senseless and watch you grow hazy and make your head spin with the marks I’ll leave at your neck#please let me make you as desperate as I am for you#i want to make love to you as desperately as i need you to use me
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I feel that these 2 are not the same person but the same entity
#just me being dumb#don’t even mind me I’m just tryna get rid of some of my thousands of photos#like eternal rivals or smth#I wonder who’d win in a fight
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sans looking at ice or something
#sans#undertale#finished this…… :] for my design class. a little rough around the edges. but i think it’s pretty nice#i’m friends with everyone at my table in that class & they all wanted to see how it turned out. one of the#m literally had their jaw drop#i wanted to don a giant pink tutu and twirl around in circles so fast it’d create a tornado that could shred the entire building#wowie…. cool people think my art is cool… feels pretty nice!!!#i want to make cool music soon too. i’m having so much fun. but a big hurdle is figuring out how to get a good drumbeat#if anyone reading this is familiar with music… can you dm me with some tips... and like dumb them down for me please. i was born yesterday!#beepbox’s drums are so hard to decode
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*points at ur pussy* are u gonna finish that? *tummy growls really loud*
#disclaimer I’m running on two hours of sleep ‘n 3 monster energy-#but like- I HAD TOO#also what kinda ask is that??? 😭#y’all are getting WILD again jsksjksjs#obey me!#obey me shitpost#obey me beelzebub#obey me beel x reader#om!#obey me#obey me crack#ro’s dumb stuff tag!#anon!#beelz <333#does this count as smut????#obey me smut#smut#beelzebub smut#< just in case ig-
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Hell is a teenage girl
Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls @brawngp2009
#this movie is so dumb I love it#I love dumb lesbians#needy lesnicki#needy lesnicki give me ONE CHANCE#sorry guys I’m having a horror movie poster illustration moment#jennifer’s body#jennifers body#needy x jennifer#anita lesnicki#jennifer check#horror movie art#horror movies#horror poster#horror poster design#formulanni#annie’s art
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quick psa bc apparently it still needs to be said
DO NOT REPOST ART
idk in which language i have to say this for y’all to understand
DO NOT REPOST ART
i dont CARE if you credited the artist i dont CARE if u found it on pinterest i don’t CARE if you found it on instagram i don’t CARE if u found it laying in the corner of the sidewalk i don’t give a shit. it’s simply not yours to take and post without permission
repeat with me. you can repost only. and i mean ONLY. if the artist has given you explicit permission BEFOREHAND, asking them after you reposted does absolutely nothing. nada. nisba. niente. zero. it’s even worse.
(and permissions to repost are not blanket statements. if an artist is ok with reposting it doesn’t mean that another artist will be too, if you have the go-ahead to repost a certain art doesn’t mean that the permission extends to the rest of the artist’s work as well. “oh but i thought—“ i don’t cARE. ASK EVERY TIME.)
PLEASE begging to show even a crumb of respect for artists/writers/creators and their work it really is not that difficult
#im so doneeeeee i’m so fucking done i’ve had it up here with this shitt#i wish my art getting reposted didn’t make me so massively uncomfortable i’d be way more at peace and have less gray hairs#its ok to rb btw#but if u add some dumb take i will pulverize you#send post#yes i will rb this multiple times during the day i Will be making sure to cover more timezones djhdsj
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“that’s my fucking girl” while ur making me cum on ur cock <3
#dollylex#my post#dumb dolly thoughts#i have an audio recording ready but i’m only posting it if u guys promise to send me asks/messages telling me what you thought about it 😡
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Steve’s parents send him on a gap year after high school in hopes that it’ll get him ready to apply to colleges and become a proper adult. They let him choose any of their three vacation homes so he chooses their condo in Paris.
He’s expected to find a job and himself.
The bakery down the block from the condo is owned by two old men who don’t wanna open anymore because they like sleeping in and sipping on their coffee on their balcony. Steve is happy to take over.
Especially when he sees the guy who works at the wine store across the road.
He’s in by 8 every morning, waving to the people coming in and out of the bookshop next to him and the bike repair shop next to them. His smile is contagious, and Steve often finds himself completely distracted by it even if he’s helping customers.
His long hair is always down when he gets there, but by the time Steve sees him leave in the afternoon, it’s pulled up and he has a sweaty sheen across his skin.
Steve decides to visit on his day off, maybe grab a bottle of wine even though he hates every wine he’s ever had to sip on at family functions.
But the man isn’t there when he stops by, or at least not at the counter. An older man is there, wrapping a bottle in paper for a customer who seems like they visit often.
It’s a small store, no bigger than the bakery, so it’s not like the guy could be hiding somewhere.
“Looking for something?” The older man asks as he walks around the counter towards Steve with a smile.
“Oh. Um.”
“You’re lookin’ for Ed right?” The old man’s smile turned into a smirk. “Ed! Customer!”
The man Steve had been seeing every morning and afternoon was suddenly rushing from the back of the store, clipboard in hand, hair sticking to his neck and forehead.
“Hi! What can I help you with?”
Steve could think of quite a few things he could help him with, but it probably wasn’t appropriate to say in front of someone else in his place of work.
“Sorry. Do you need me to speak French?” The man, Ed, asked in flawless French.
“No,” Steve assured. “I work in the bakery across the street. Just wanted to come by and say hi.”
Ed’s brows furrowed as he turned to the older guy who was already back at the counter trying to look busy.
“Does David need a bottle for something? He usually has Wayne pick his pairings.”
Steve shook his head. “No, not that I know of. I’ve just…um. Well, this is actually weirder now that I’m here. So I think I’ll go. Sorry to waste your time!”
Steve turned to go, but a hand grabbed his arm, tugging him back.
“Are you always this awkward?” Ed asked. Steve looked up from his feet to see him smiling. “It’s kind of cute.”
“Steve.”
“Steve. How about you come taste our sample bottle for the day? Maybe it’ll take the edge off,” Eddie offered, gesturing towards a side table that had an open bottle of wine and small sample glasses. “You like rosé?”
“I don’t really know.”
“Then let’s find out.”
Turns out Steve didn’t mind rosé that much, but maybe that was the company. The flavor was a bit less bitter than he was used to, going down much smoother without leaving a burning sensation on his tongue.
And later, after Eddie had talked to him for nearly an hour about himself and the store and his uncle who took him in and worked for him, Steve leaned in and got a taste of the rosé on Eddie’s tongue.
Steve decided he liked wine more than he thought.
#literally my notes app said just post this dumb bitch#that’s what it said to me#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#this is as developed as it will ever be#no I’m not gonna explain how Eddie got to fuckin Paris with Wayne#close your eyes and use your imagination#any explanation is fine with me#Steve doesn’t go to college because the two old men give him the bakery
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Me before completing the forest temple: okay I get that ocarina of time is fun and nostalgic for people but it’s a bit of a stretch to call it one of the greatest video games of all time
Me after completing the forest temple: By revealing that Link is not a Kokiri, but a Hylian, the game effectively strips him of his humble origins amongst a group of people that already fail to recognize him in his adult form. Thus, kokiri village instantly becomes a location that is no longer Link’s home in any sense, exacerbated by the fact that the game now loads up in the temple of time instead of Link’s bedroom— he is a stranger in the only place that has ever been familiar to him and he is depressingly reduced to his destiny alone. However, the subsequent introduction of the time travel mechanic, which allows the player to travel from the horrific apocalyptic future back to the idyllic past of Link’s childhood, gives new meaning to the idea of this “destiny”. In effect, Link is not a stock “chosen one”, but a protagonist who consciously decides to fight onwards. Link’s dual existence as a child who knows the grim future and as an adult who was powerless to stop disaster gives a sort of desperation to his character, because while it brings the player relief to revisit the Castle Town that is populated by cheerful villagers instead of lurking zombies, the story can only be progressed through the acknowledgement of reality — the decision to make those seven years pass again. Therefore, both the player and Link as a character must be proactive in their heroism and make the conscious choice to struggle onwards despite the darkness that permeates—
#veesaysthings#ocarina of time#fantasy story: yeah the protagonist can never go home again. Me: OH MY GOD THEY CAN NEVER GO HOME AGAIN#Im dearly sorry for all the Zelda posts#I’m getting my shit rocked by ocarina for real#(no spoilers I literally JUST got to this point in the game)#thank you so much to my friend who is forcing me to play this#I will cry at all the temples though bc I am so awful at puzzles pls I am so dumb
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