#it’s like fake confidence
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So lemme tell you a secret
Most people you meet in a day are at least a little conflict averse. Most people do not want to make a scene
People who know this and are not averse to making a scene can become fucking unstoppable, and many of them use this power for evil
You can stop them in their goddamn tracks about 55% of the time by doing your best impression of someone who is not conflict averse
If someone comes up to you and you have any feeling they wanna give you a bad time, do not greet them quietly
Greet them loudly, as loudly as they greet you if not a little louder
This tells them they can’t make you back down or give in on the threat of drawing attention; a good chunk of the time, they will not want attention themselves if you’re the one drawing it
You don’t need to be confrontational or aggressive; just turn, greet them as normal, and up the volume just enough to show you’re not hiding or scared of loud noises
(This does not need to be true so long as you fake it well)
Note: this is not a guarantee, but honestly if they were gonna give you a hard time and draw attention they were probably gonna do that anyway
Stay cool, stay polite, and don’t let them intimidate you into whispering to avoid creating a scene. If they wanna make a scene, let them play the villain
#social hacks#conflict avoidance#it solves so much if you just. don’t whisper#makes you seem much more powerful than you might be#ymmv#as always#but it works for me real good#the kind of person who starts an interaction thinking they can step on you tend to shut right up if you aren’t quiet#it’s like fake confidence#i’m like moderate conflict averse (never trouble for the service folks) but all my friends are SUPER conflict averse#so i have been dragooned into it#and yeah this saves a lot of time#just keep in your heart that if they say ‘or what’ or ‘what’ll you do about it’#the correct answer is a blank look like they’re fucking insane and a gentle ‘judge you along with everyone else in this room’#even if they misbehave 10/10 you are automatically the adult
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Their actual first meeting in the Kyoshi Warriors AU!
Katara had her Oh moment before exchanging a word with Jian Li, and while she gets over it in time (or, at least, convinces herself that she's not embarrassed by her initial reaction to him) this quasi-interaction haunts her for the first couple of days of their stay in Kyoshi Island.
It's just not fair that the place is full of gorgeous people! Or that he's not only beautiful, but also kind and awkward and respectful and dorky and—oh, La—she's in trouble.
#zutara#atla#zuko#avatar the last airbender#katara#atla fanart#zutara au#prince zuko#atla art#kyoshi warrior ursa au#kyoshi warrior zuko#kyoshi warriors au#kyoshi warriors#kyoshi island#zuko x katara#katara x zuko#katara art#katara fanart#katara of the southern water tribe#zutara fanart#zutara art#Me: damn I hate doing backgrounds *proceeds to draw the most detailed and complicated backgrounds ever*#Why do I do this to myself. Whyyyyyy#Anyway I think Katara having her “oh no he's hot” moment before actually meeting the guy is the funniest thing ever#If only because that's the general reaction Zuko gets from about 90% of the people they meet in this AU#Katara doesn't have an instant crush actually. And neither does he. She just knows he's gorgeous and isn't afraid to tell him so once she...#...notices that he's got self-esteem issues but manages to hide them with fake confidence#Then it's all Katara showering Jian Li with genuine praise and our boy spluttering and blushing like a schoolgirl with a crush for hours#But it's okay. He turns the tables on her.#Zuko as Jian Li
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Charles has always left Edwin little notes slipped between the pages of his favorite books, in his science equipment, places he knows Edwin loves. Just silly things—post its that say “hi Edwin :)”. doodles of Edwin with his nose stuck in a book. reminders to stock up on wolfsbane. but.
Then, post canon, Edwin tentatively starts dating people. And it’s ridiculous, because Edwin’s right there, all the time, but Charles..misses him a bit. And his heads a mess, and he can’t sort out what the hell he’s feeling most of the time, and whenever he tries to say any of it out loud it comes out rubbish.
So. He writes down some of the shit he can’t say right, and because he’s a coward, hides them so he doesn’t have to see Edwin’s face when he reads them.
then Edwin starts writing back.
Neat lilac blue little envelopes appear in Charles coat pockets. In his bag. Once, in his shoe? Some nights, Edwin will clear his throat and mention something from a letter, offhand, like they’re just picking up conversation, and Charles can pretend they are. That they always have talked about the basement, the belt, the nameless fear that chokes him every time Edwin walks out the door with someone else on his arm.
Sometimes he can’t. The words get stuck in his throat. Edwin’s not mad, he’s maddeningly, stubbornly kind about it, which is worse.
Some nights they trade. A secret for a secret. Charles learns about the novels Edwin used to hide under his mattress, about all the lonely years before Charles got there. About Simon.
Meanwhile, Edwin is losing his mind, because Charles has accidentally stumbled onto what was a fucking courting ritual in his time. Love letters were something engaged couples treasured for years, kept and reread over and over. (Edwin does. keep them in a special box, will take one out and trace the words, tuck it in his breast pocket for courage).
Edwin would rather have to reattach a limb again than lose Charles trust, all the dark and beautiful things he shares with Edwin only. He knows—knows Charles doesn’t mean to make him fall more in love with him.
#payneland#dbda#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#edwin payne#mini fic#charles x edwin#chedwin#fic#anyone is welcome to write this!#maybe I will eventually once I crawl victorious from the mountain of my 10+ wips#either way I’m a strong believer in the 2 or more cakes principle#would love different peoples takes on this#UGH BUT JUST IMAGINE… Edwin being scared to date & try new things#reading over and over how Charles is scared too how he’s faking being brave most of the time.#keeping the letter over his heart for courage#(I do think Edwin should date people for a while because like. he’s hot! he never got to be a teenager!#let him kiss cute boys for a bit! realize there’s nothing wrong with him! become more confident! more centered!#maybe it makes Charles a little crazy! proud and possessive and confused horny!)#they have time! :) & sometimes you need to go on your solo journey so u can then become more freakishly codependent with your#work bestie husband ride or die twin flame in the future. yk
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So many writers put so much work into their robot lore and how the robots work and where the components are and meanwhile I'm just like
High research writers with actual notes on how robots work: I both respect and fear you. And most of all love you.
#fnaf sun#Friendship is stored in the robot#That's what all the robot parts are made of. 100% friendship. And a little autism#A lot of autism perhaps#I am a little horrified every time someone says they thought the robot stuff in my fic was accurate in any way#Like I put an enormous amount of thought into it yes but#also I just made it all up. all of it.#I didn't even write it down#it exists purely in the juices of my hyperfixation addled brain#Fake it confidently and no one will notice I guess#If it's consistent within the world it's believable to readers#I live in fear of the day someone who actually knows things about mechanical stuff reads my fic
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i'm starting to realize this might be an unpopular opinion but i don't really see ivan as very possessive when it comes to till?? i think his self esteem is too low for him to think he has the right to stake any claim over him tbh jvbsdk. idk, but considering the way he was jealous of sua and not mizi makes me lean towards ivan mainly just being extremely obsessive
i think if they were to ever be in a relationship ivan would definitely be more possessive, but i kind of feel like till might end up being the more possessive one of the two •_•
#ivantill#alnst ivan#alnst till#i just think that as it stands ivan doesnt see himself to be in a position where he CAN be possessive if you get me#and if they were together he'd def be possessive but he'd also be like. smug as hell and the confidence from till liking him at all would-#reassure him a lot#meanwhile... i just think till would be shit at hiding jealousy#ivan is popular and it annoys the absolute shit out of him bc ivan is so fakely Nice to everyone#being so used to ivan's intense attention makes him feel off balance when anyone else gets that attention yk#alien stage#alien stage ivan#alien stage till#cast's analyses
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I’ve had this concept rattling around far too long, what if he struggles to tell dreams apart from reality sometimes. Eventually he finds some evidence of what really happened but there’s a few things where he still has genuinely no idea on what’s real, like that time he broke a hand, or the war
Also another thing, sometimes people just, break into the apartment. He gave up on getting new locks years ago
#you have 3 guesses as to what happened to the guy that broke in#‘how does he not know if he broke a hand’ he heals fast it could just as well have been a bad bruise he got in a Heavy sleep#jus sum doodly doos#i am the op#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#fake peppino#please for the love of fuck ignore the jankass perspective I stopped giving a shit midway through drawing the room#f I drew too much I’d lose motivation and confidence so I had to bang it out as quick as I could last night so mind the jank#man there’s. so many things that don’t look good in this but if I have any more of a damn about the quality it would never come out#gave*#oh well. someone will like it. that’s all that matters
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six times ai di teased about chen yi's cr— crush vs the first time ai di realized he was the crush
Chiang Tien as AI DI & Chen Bowen as CHEN YI KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)
#kiseki: dear to me#kisekiedit#kdtm#kiseki dear to me#ai di x chen yi#chen yi x ai di#nat chen#chen bowen#louis chiang#chiang tien#jiang dian#userspring#uservid#userrain#userspicy#pdribs#userjjessi#*cajedit#*gif#he's an icon he's a legend and he Is the moment#i have nothing else to add to this im just obsessed with him#WE *ALL* SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH YOUR EYES AI DI. chen yi included ofc <3#i also kinda love how he Continues to tease like this even when cdy isnt involved#like the.....idk the word im looking for. the way he fakes this confidence. this arrogant self-assurance. from ep9 forward like#'oh you liked it that much? you want another taste??' (actual self-hatred spiral in the background)#bc listen...thats also what makes the last gif so hot........okay.#cuz you see that self-assurance For Real......but also how it still takes his breath away >:)#OKAY ANYWAY. im putting myself in jail just like ai di did.#nobody is doing it like him idc. or Them idc idc
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i was thinking about how i wished leverage had a birthday episode for some of the characters cause that would be sweet, but then i realised something and basically…. okay here’s my thoughts in quotes form, just for fun
hardison: so when’s your birthday? i could plan something for us and the team to do and-
parker: i dont know
hardison: you don’t know… your own birthday?
parker: no, how would i know? pshh, cmon, you’re telling me you remember EXACTLY when you were born? watch this - hey, eliot, do you know your exact birth date?
eliot, innocently passing by, who was canonically anonymously dropped off at a hospital as an infant: no, how would i know?
parker: that’s what i said!
hardison: excuse me?? what is going on right now
sophie, walking into the apartment: whats wrong?
hardison: parker and eliot- well, okay, when’s your birthday? i just have to prove something.
sophie: …….july 12th
hardison: why did you pause? wait, is that your birthday or sophie devereaux’s birthday?
sophie: ………… (guilty silence)
parker: see, no one knows their real birthday! haha you’re so weird sometimes, hardison
hardison:
hardison: what the fuck guys
#leverageposting#wren speaks#leverage#parker leverage#alec hardison#nate knows his birthday i guess so i didn’t include him. if he was watching the whole time he would probably say ‘idk’ to mess w hardison#they’re having this convo in nate’s apartment but it’s like 3am & he’s asleep & they’ve all broken in to hang out#parker doesn’t know either bc of her ridiculously neglectful foster parents or bc she’s parker & her priorities are simply different to most#people. her birthday is irrelevant to thievery. and sadly probably not related to fun happy memories anyway.#sophie obviously is a good enough grifter to answer confidently but she feels a little bad abt lying to her family by now#meanwhile hardison had a normal foster nana who would have known his bday. most kids aren’t safe-surrendered like eliot so assumably#hardison would have a known bday. and he likes birthdays!#and he wants to throw parker a little party even if it’s a very unconventional parker bday that involves rappelling & jumping off buildings#but he is once again thwarted by the leverage team members having the strangest possible lives#he IS gonna give them each birthday parties tho. even if he has to make up some dates & stuff#sophie’s can be the fake date she gives if that’s what she rlly wants. nate’s real birthday is on file somewhere even if he’s being annoying#rn so hardison just has to do some basic hacking. eliot would have an approximate bday such as the day he was surrendered that his parents#would have celebrated throughout childhood. and parker’s would be april 1st bc that’s alice whites bday (and YOURE ALICE!!!)#as in it’s canonically in the online info abt alice white shown in the juror no.6 job & obvs that’s april fools so it’s funny :)#and hardison has a NORMAL bday unlike SOME ppl and yes he DOES expect presents you heathens!!
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Been writing quite a lot of WH fic in my spare time recently and I realised I've kinda accidentally created a consistent interpretation of how the neighbourhood would see Frank X Eddie (liking each other or being together but on the down-low):
To be clear these aren't my theories on what's going on in the ARG, it's like... just in the world of the WH show itself, without getting deep into the horror and mystery elements, and therefore excluding facts like that in canon there's probably going to be homophobia themes to the story iirc. This is how I imagine it'd unfold if it just happened normally without whatever scariness is going on in Home as a factor.
Also I like playing around with lots of different ideas and dynamics and interpretations; this is just a bit of fun.
Transcripts (and a bunch of extra explanations/info) under the concealment charm! ⬇️
Sally:
Has no idea, because she's not paying attention to them.
Would be like "Cool. Now about MY NEXT PLAY!" if it was pointed out to her.
Unless she could make it into something dramatic.
(Extra: like if she thought of a way to basically make a performance out of it, I can imagine she'd do that. Eddie and Frank would both think she was being very strange.)
Poppy:
K N O W S
Possibly before even Eddie does, and trying to drop him hints.
Thinks they'd be wonderful together.
(Extra: She wouldn't think it was her place to say anything outright, especially because that could risk outing either of them, but she'd be like "Frank can be very protective of you, you know..." HINT HINT.)
Howdy:
Has a vague suspicion.
Doesn't think it's really his business.
DOES think they're cute together.
(Extra: it wouldn't really interest or concern him much so he wouldn't feel a need to offer input or say anything, but he would sometimes see them talking and be like 'lmao these bitches gay! good for them, good for them,' in his head.)
Wally:
Knows Eddie & Frank 'love each other' but is unclear on how this differs from how he loves all his neighbours.
Would be very happy for them if someone explained it to him.
(Extra: he wouldn't pick up on anything particularly special about them/their relationship, he just assumes that all his neighbours love each other because, in his opinion, what's not to love. He'd also likely be one of the first people either of them would feel comfortable telling.)
(Extra 2: also no-one would ever explain it to him properly. Eddie would get into embarrassed blethering and Frank wouldn't know what to say beyond that it's "just different," Barnaby would keep giving joke answers, Poppy and Howdy would just be like 🤷not my place, and Sally and Julie would keep telling him things that only made him more confused.)
Barnaby:
Would eventually pick up on it, and take great joy in teasing either of them.
Ultimately supportive, though.
(Extra: He'd greatly enjoy irritating Frank and making Eddie flustered in ways that meant nobody else but them knew what he was hinting at lol)
Julie:
#1 Frank X Eddie shipper.
She finds out because Frank talks to her about their feelings, and she's rooting for them from then on.
(Extra: she'd try to be Frank's wingman and just end up confusing and scaring Eddie and making Frank facepalm.)
#innisthoughts#welcome home arg#welcome home#frank frankly#eddie dear#frank x eddie#ACK now I'm thinking about Eddie confiding in Wally while they do crafts together that's too cute.#I've actually finished a few fics but felt self-conscious posting#I think it's because they're quite romance heavy in general#and if I write too much ship stuff I start to feel sad like I'm a “fake aroace” or some shit lmaooo#like I'm letting myself and the aroaspec community down by not focusing on how wonderful platonic relationships are on their own#and knowing that it's dumb as hell and that I adore friendships just as much does nothing to alleviate my concerns#innisart
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Bruce watches from the shadows above, perched on a rooftop, his gaze fixed down below. He tells himself that he’s scanning the Arkham Knight armor for design weaknesses, but his attention keeps drifting to the lines of Jason’s waist. It's crafted for efficiency and intimidation, yet there is something almost scandalous about how it fits him. The armor cinches his waist, and the fabric clings to his skin, making his shoulder appear even broader. He shouldn't notice the way it hugs his body perfectly. Jason presses his fingers against his helmet, sneering something into the comms, then starts walking. Hips swaying, stalking forward like a goddamn feline. The pointed ears are a mockery of a bat, but Bruce sees nothing but a cat.
The light from the city frames Jason's body, showcasing his slim waist and Bruce can't help but wonder what it would feel like to press his fingers into the soft skin, to hold him down and never let him run off again.
A wave of nausea crashes over him as it usually does when these thoughts claw their way into the back of his mind, grabbing on like a parasite until they drain his thoughts and leave him thinking of little else. It's a sickening familiarity. Jason turns his head suddenly, tilting it upward toward the rooftops. Bruce knows he's shrouded in darkness from where he is standing, hidden from being spotted. But Jason pauses in his steps, shifting his weight from one foot to the other, the curve of his hip exaggerated even further as he places one hand there. His stance is almost suggestive.
Bruce feels his entire body stiffen as he can't tear his eyes away. The stance, the way his armor pulls tight across his waist and hips, and the way his fingers tap idly against himself, as if taunting whoever might be watching, entirely ripped apart all of the self-control he prided himself on having.
The suit doesn't only protect Jason—it weaponizes him. Bruce is convinced it's with purpose, serving as a distraction for all of his enemies. Jason finally moves again, but the damage has already been done. The image is seared into Bruce's mind and he knows it will come back to him, late at night when he's lying in bed. He hates himself for it.
#okay i know a lot here doesn't make sense if thinking of the arkham knight plot#but just go with it!!#brujay#:3#HAPPY HOLIDAYS#i like writing Jason in a way that makes him feel confident#even if i believe that AK Jason isn't (poor baby)#he feels very fake it til you make it#and i love making bruce hate himself <3#(yes he's my favorite character what about it)
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I'm physically unable to draw in anything but my sketchbook rn
#i kind of hate this but i feel like ive had nothing to pist#praying that italian is right fjfjggn#ive been learning and i feel confident with it sometimes#but sometimes i feel like the stuff they teach me in school is Fake somehow fjfjfng#brains are weird#skip draws#hetalia#actually i change my mind i dont wanna tag for characters fjfjgjf i dont like this enough
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TNG episode where the ship is taking a bunch of different doctors and scientists to an important medical conference and Worf ends up developing a crush on one of the Vulcan doctors and they get along really well. They both seem lonely and their interactions are sweet. At the same time Worf is trying to beat an unknown opponent at a subspace strategy game which is circulating amongst all the security teams Starfleet-wide (Worf is very good at the game and so is equal parts frustrated and thrilled by this opponent's skill) and during one of their conversations/outings the Vulcan doctor points out a flaw in Worf's opponent's game which he never would have noticed on his own. This doesn't allow him to win necessarily but it does keep them from constantly stalemating one another. The end of the episode has Worf nearly confess to the doctor as they finally reach the conference, but it turns out her husband is waiting for her. Her husband is Tuvok and he was ALSO the opponent which Worf was fighting tooth and nail (on two different fronts?). Tuvok and Worf are both shocked by this and suspicious of one another. Was Worf seducing his wife as a tactic? Was Tuvok using his wife to lower Worf's guard? Doctor T'Pel seems amused, undercutting the tension. Gentlemen, it's only a game. (Both men remember it is indeed only a game and appear sheepish) She wishes Worf well and then gets on the transport, informing the room that her stay on the Enterprise was indeed quite enjoyable. Tuvok & Worf agree to continue playing that game until there is a decisive winner.
#fake star trek...TNG episode!??!? dun dun DUUUN#you're a fool if you didn't think I'd insert Tuvok into any star trek show I watch. By whatever means necessary.#I have NOT watched MUCH TNG so this may not be entirely in character for Worf and if that's the case I'm soooorrry#I got excited bc I like him sorry as if that's a crime is it a crime to LOVE????#Tuvok#T'Pel#Worf#this whole thing is a B plot of course the main plot is something like one of the doctors has an assassination target on their heads#and it could be aaaaany one of them so Worf HAS to be T'Pel's bodyguard its sooo important#T'Pel says she feels safe with him (statement of fact and confidence in his abilities) and he nearly falls over#Worf: I cannot seem to find a way to gain the upper hand with this opponent >/#T'Pel: -looks over and immediately knows who this is- Hm....if I may offer some advice?
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i think i need to trim my bangs again soon, give me attention pls
#grace talks#selfie#bored#bisexual#message me#had a heart to heart convo with my mom#told her i thought i was ugly#pretty much until my 20s#i was like#yeah i faked my confidence#until i became obsessed with myself#bc i am obsessed with myself now#like wow#im so hot lmao#that’s it#<3#give me attention
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So Penelope can be the gossip girl of regency era calling whores and other thing and caused marina to almost die but she’s still the victim Eloise hanging out with Cressida is where yall draw the line
#the only difference between penelope’s bullying and cressida’s is that penelope had to create a fake persona to do hers#and cressida stood ten toes down in hers#yet pen gets treated as a victim because of hers and a girlboss and working woman#I swear a lot of pen fans are mean girls that don’t have the confidence to be mean girls like pen#anti bridgerton#anti penelope featherington
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since mikailas art is a hot topic now I don’t think we should ever forget this
IMAGINE DRAWING YOUR WIFES SISTER AND RAPE SURVIVOR AS THAT CHICK FROM THE INCEST GAME
FUCK EVEN IF WE TAKE LILYS SIDE OF THE STORY IMAGINE DRAWING YOUR WIFES RAPIST AS THAT CHICK FROM THE INSEST GAME IN THE THUMBNAIL OF A VIDEO DEFENDING HER, WHAT
#this is just so absurd and fucked up im never letting go of this#S+ lorch discourse moment#lily orchard critical#lily orchard#ok so lolcow meta observation time#moments like this are a really good example of what keeps lily from becoming a full fledged horrorcow#bc while the subject matter is horrific this is just such an unserious way to act#and to do this in the thumbnail of a video talking about your wife’s the supposed 12 years of harassment#this whole thing reads like a fake story madeup by a 12yr old writing their first callout post#but no it happened with complete confidence and with out a lick of irony#mp.txt#also calling it the insest game bc I don’t want ppl who are actual fans of the games to be exposed to this bs
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Cyberverse Lockdown
#rip to this guy's characterization. tfa lockdown wouldve shoved this dude in a locker#and im not even mad that they wanted to make him like. a loser goon at the bottom of the decepticon ranks!! that can work!!!#but they made him entirely the wrong flavor of loser. this dude shouldnt have like pathetic nerd mammerisms hes very clearly a lameass punk#he should be smoking a cigarette and bitching sarcastically about being stuck with the gruntwork#he should think hes hot and hate his job and be teasing clobber with love in his heart because she is his cool bestie#he can have zero confidence but he should be overcompensating on faking it by being aloof and tired! am i the only one who sees the vision??#maccadam#transformers#poll#smash or pass#cyberverse#lockdown#he and drift really got done so dirty
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