#it’s like champagne for kids
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As a french person who has an opinion i would like to establish that i consider Fonta to be fontainian Champomy because the traveler does not drink alcohol and it vaguely looks like wine.
#it’s strawberry champomy#i wanna drink some#so good#it’s like champagne for kids#the original is fizzy apple juice#fontaine genshin
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Dominic Thiem • Generali Open 2023 • Trophy Ceremony
#look at these two dorks 🥹❤️#i was feeling sad but that trophy ceremony really made everything better 🥺❤️#i moved most of the champagne gate into a separate post because that was epic#Seb struggling with English and telling Domi 'i hope you play better than this week' making Domi laugh like *this* was peak cuteness#the way he said he used to watch domi on TV and talking about how he inspired him 😭❤️#i love them your honor#also domi giving up on opening his champagne bottle and Seb being like 'too bad for you'#that kid is a menace 😂#dominic thiem#sebastian baez#tennis
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The funny thing is all my one piece ocs (sans Zacharin) would maul each other on sight. A straw hat, a cipher pol agent*, and arlongs second in command. Yeah they should not be left in a room together.
#*civilian champagne is also just chilling. like zacharin.#zach needs to be developed a lot more and so does rosco but i havent had the chance... rosco would come way later i think#and zach had like. pell. for me to write a story around.#im thinking he takes kuina under his wing and fixes My Issues with that poor kid but idk how or where id go from there...#anyways. yeah cp9 champagne specifically should not be left alone with the other two#his vileness#📡 incoming transmission 📡#oc: champagne#oc: adonis#oc: rosco
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it was so funny and interesting to learn that I'm the lowest (i.e. poorest) kind of ✨интеллигенция✨ because I'm a teacher's daughter
#had to read a post from the girl I follow for theatre and art.#I basically learned that she's a part of what we call ✨the golden youth✨ which is how we call rich kids that have no care about anything#she's upper (and I mean like UPPER) middle class. she never experienced poverty. she got the best kind of education.#in fact she got almost ridiculously aristocratic education.#she's also a known socialite who has a very decadency vibe about her (which she acknowledges and calls herself 'Madonna of Decadence')#and you know what this post was about? she talked about how only now she understands how her gilded world is falling apart and rotting.#and I was like BITCH YOU NEVER HAD TO LOOK DOWN AND LEARN THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO NEVER EVEN WERE A PART OF YOUR WORLD.#NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO GET RESOURCES THAT YOU HAD.#YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING SOCIALITE WORLD IS A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE STANDING ON ITS BROKEN LEG.#it's crazy how we're supposed to be a part of the same class since we're ✨интеллигенция✨#yet I'm closer to the working class that she does not understand and won't ever be a part of
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june 2022 was literally such a horrible Target Month for me like it started with spending over an hour of my one precious life cleaning Thee single most disgusting target cart of all eternity and ended with the beginning of my stomach ulcer era and in the middle it had the time i almost passed away from dehydration, the family vacation i ditched my family on due to the shame of the just everything about my life, AND the time i almost quit but decided not to after i came in when i wasn’t working, called hr guy an asshole to his face like 5 times, and he just sat there begging me to stay and paid me for an hour for doing that even though i was in there for under 30 minutes. But i always forget about all of that due to the fact that despite it all, august was worse
#august was the month that all the carts were finally gone and i got screamed at every day about that even though i tried harder than anybody#to stop it from happening.#AND one of my 2 favorite leads left because she got promoted and the other one was gone for like the whole month due to vacation & training#and there was the infamous melted cart outside the store…#on the same day as the infamous intentional gatorade pouring/dog piss/champagne explosion incident…#which was of course ALSO my favorite lead’s last day of work. because why not right#oh yeah and that kid got shot and killed in the drive-by right outside the store and we had the bullet hole in the front window#july was honestly not great either but i thought i was dying for the whole first 3 weeks so it didn’t really bother me that much#starbucks pipe explosion the day after my birthday will always be famous though.#anyway it’s crazy that there are people who followed me AFTER all of this and don’t even know. About the epic lows and horrors
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Yo guys check it out
Joker stimmy real??
(Also peep the Genie's Lamp that Hachi is using as a teapot; iirc that was the chapter right before this one? Not sure bc I took a bit of a break before picking this back up hh)
#Kaitou Joker#Mun Post#also I know that he didn't have a set age here yet... but I firmly believe that Joker is precisely the type of goober#who would drink nonalcoholic beverages in things like wine or martini glasses or champagne flutes#bc he thinks it looks cool/makes HIM look cool; or because it feels fancier#never actually did this sort of thing myself until I was an adult but I kind of wish I had done it as a kid#(yes I can legally drink. but alcohol tastes fuckin nasty to me so I Refuse. put the cheerwine into that wine glass‚ boys.)
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🔥🔥🔥 It's My Birthday! 🔥🔥🔥
I'm 21 and literally don't feel any different. I didn't think to pick up any drinks or anything so my party's just watching Tubi all night. with some homemade fish tacos :)
#the only “drink” I have is some Gotchard Chanmery#which is like kid wine#or non-alcoholic champagne#and the Gotchaness is just the wrapper but WhatEver#Apparently Spanner Kurogane's actor has a birthday today too hbd to him#And Shin Kamen Rider Prologue#only the best#99 posts
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miles is the typa dude to send the shannon sharpe “sparkles and champagne” meme in the middle of a serious conversation
#myatalks🫡#his camera roll is filled w memes#miles morales#teehee#this came on a whim#i laughed while making this#i def lol’ed#sparkles and champagne#shannon sharpe#i’m giggling rn#i feel like a little kid#i’m cryinf
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mutualsss im workin on the wedding thing does anyone want to be on the taglist to not miss it. its gonna be a mostly blank canvas so people can draw themselves & their f/os there so like. lmk if you would be interested
#EVERYONE CAN DRAW SOMETHING BTW#i just rly want my mutuals to take part but like. i cant force anyone lol#just kidding holding all of you at gunpoint pleaaase please please please please come to my wedding#there's gonna be fun decorations [burnt] cake [burnt] and fun colored champagne [also burnt. don't ask]
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in too much birthday ken has a sign at the party that actually says "the notorious ken ready to die" but sure he secretly listens to mitski my bad.
#like the jokes write themselves#the fandom who identifies with a 40 year old male billionaire is uncomfortable with rap music#so they project their own music tastes onto him instead and ignore canon lol#like not only does ken like rap music#he specifically only likes old school rappers#or at least the ones he grew up with#and yes only the male ones#so no he doesn't gaf about blueface or lil uzi#but he doesn't care about lauryn hill or lil kim either#like he has arrested development and is permanently stuck in his youth#like he makes a bunch of kids dress as wu-tang clan at his fucking birthday#he listens to jay-z in several episodes#how obtuse are y'all?????#him and stewy even go to a rap concert in s1#and even then it's clear that ken prefers the rappers he grew up with#y'all are just anti black i fear#and even if wasn't 40#then he would still like rap music#he would just dickride drake instead of being obsessed with jay-z#maybe the sign at party would have said certified lover boy or champagne papi instead then#he does mention the beatles though i must admit#but like... again y'all ignore this too lmfaooo#kendall roy#succession#succesion hbo#fandomshit
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every year on met gala day i ask the same question: WHEN will i have a thread where klaus gets to attend and inevitably cause The Most Chaos
#does he tag along as allison's plus one? does the umbrella academy get invites as kids? either way.#klaus needs to be there pounding champagne in a dress that is way too expensive and that he has way too little respect for.#he's spilling cocktail sauce on his versace. he's giving blowjobs in the backroom. he's hitting the dancefloor like a fool.
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anyone already in their feels about endings and beginnings? about how everything moves except you? no? okay *pops the champagne at 4 in the afternoon*
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"If I can go to the club and have such a good time it puts me in a months long Rhys kinshift I can go to another club and factory reset my brain to the default kin" and other statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged
#fuck yea this is a cry for help but like a really cool one dont even worry about it kids#im sorry when they break out the theremins at the gay bar it sorta does things to ones psyche you see#well with that much champagne anyways#aaanyways yea sure this will make me normal again. suuuure lmfaooo we will see#im in hell but also somehow bein rhys makes my brain act a lil better sooooo
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for someone who is yet to finish the book, fuyao sect is very dear to me
#yes im very succesible to found family#also they remind me of some of ny brothers friends#just. i often end up in situations where i care for a bunch of 6 to 16 year old boys and try to make sure#that i dont have to take them to the hospital for something#im effective at it in so far as they havent been harmed#but one time we accidentally got my best friends little brother drunk on new years when he was 13#the situation was such. we had champagne. well proseco i think. and we you know opened it#as you don new years. thing is none of us like champagne#it was just that my mother had it and wasnt planning on doing anything with it#so i brough it as a gift to their mom who does drink champagne#but she wasnt there so we opened it because new years#and so i gave everyone a cup to have a toast#and i guess he didnt know it was slightly alchoholic? cuz dude just chugged the whole thing#which is fine when i do it but definetly not fine when little kids do it#well he was our height so to be fair i did Not expect him to get drunk from that#but i had not taken into account how shitty their entire familys alchohol tolerence is#so he managed to get tipsy and i kinda still feel bad about it#unnecessarily long tags
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I have a burn that's just healing and nearly got another one tonight and so I'm thinking about accidental self harm
#only two of these were recent#the waterskiing incident was against my will because I don't like the sport but my mom never made me do it again#the dish washing was a week before my wedding#the escalator was a race#the bathroom was just skipping stairs and being a kid#sabering the champagne was honestly a bad idea#some of the ways I have injured myself#scars#the electrocution was VERY early in the morning so I don't think i should be held responsible
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That feel when a crisis center decides your crisis seems a little too big and also what do you need a crisis intervention for anyway when your therapy starts in some 30 days?
Like ok slay I guess I'll have to haul my ass to the other crisis center, where I didn't want to go because they tend to dismiss people's problems as too small, first thing in the morning and if they tell me to get the fuck out I'm just killing myself for real and nobody will be able to say I didn't try.
#like if i come there and tell them that I'm really on the fucking brink I'm holding it together with nothing but duct tape#and if i don't talk to someone right fucking now i might just kill myself#and they tell me to come back when I'm in the middle of dying#im really actually just gonna jump under a train and i am not kidding#like that's not a joke that's an actual plan. my plan of action for the past week has been: 1. try crisis center 1. 2. try crisis center too#3. if neither do anything just kill myself by jumping off a bridge or my faculty or under a train#that's literally my plan like i am tired im miserable im exhausted i feel powerless and incompetent and im bottling#everything up like a fine bottle of champagne and i swear to all that is holy if nobody gives me a chance to unload#all of it right fucking now I'm gonna blow like fireworks and die
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