#it’s like a crime spree!

[sammansonn]

people keep breaking windows around me like people are throwing rocks or bricks into windows to break them for no reason

[hollywoodbabylondean]

[respectthepetty]

I hate my sibling. HATE. Like we do not speak level of hate.

Yet seeing Tan/New's wrong against Non as a distant sibling being labeled as similar to filming and releasing a non-consensual sex tape, roping someone into money laundering and human trafficking, lying about a person's disappearance, extorting him, bullying him, and knowingly hiding the truth from him really has me wondering what beef some of y'all have with your siblings that has y'all believing Tan's wrong is in the same league as the others.

But he is trying to kill everyone now, so I guess this A+ student decided not only to catch up to the rest, but to surpass them.

Good for him.

[the-bat-bros]

Tim: Bye sending this to babs to save as blackmail

Jason: WHAT IS THIS!? Never happened you’re delusional f—k that clown (please k*ll me again)

[t4tails]

in sharp contrast to the previous penguin issues interesting stylization, this poison ivy one was clearly drawn with only one hand

[sandushengshou]

it was not meant to be funny but mu nianci here made me laugh for real

the little setback:

turns out the man ↓ he thought was his father is NOT his father

his shifu isn't helping here

why is he a traitor for believing a lie no one thought to deny for 18 years

and the man he met twice five seconds?

that's his bio dad and he just killed himself

and his mom?

yep. decided to join her husband. right in front of yang kang

honestly yang kang, mu nianci is right. get up and walk it off.

[msburgundy]

last night was the first time i crated the dog overnight (for being an extreme jerk to the cat) and not only did he do surprisingly well (no whining or anxiety or anything) but i did not freeze to death without him, which is really nice for me because it means i can do it whenever i want without necessarily having to do it every night

[gingerbreadmonsters]

every time u reblog a fic a fairy gets its wings

[eyepatchdate]

yatagarasu / the phantom buddy comedy

[whenigetboredijust]

“I created you. You created me.”

Let’s remember that Jonathan Ohnn - the fun, silly, well drawn villain we are all enjoying atm, actively choose to work for Alchemax. He’s smart enough to know that the contract he signed, the criminals he worked for and the dangerous experimental work he was doing could destroy or alter his life permanently.

Miles blew up the machine but before he did, there was evidence that it would destroy the multiverse, let alone cause some spotty, transformative side effects. Ohnn had warnings to make better decisions, or get out.

Conversely, Miles getting bitten was destiny and luck, but not Jonathan’s doing, he just lost track of a fancy spider.

So he didn’t “create” Miles. Just like Miguel, we see yet another grown man throwing their problems at a teenager simply trying to do what is right because of their own baggage.

Anyways, he’s so silly :3

[deansbracelet]

cassie would've been the perfect recurring character :( we wouldn't need a million "good cop" characters if we had one nosy, determined, fearless reporter who already had a valid reason to be on crime scenes and get access to classified information

[thomas-mvller]

Guys, you're about to hear the stupidest thing in a long while:

Remember when i told you a bunch of people from my inner circle got robbed consecutively a couple months ago? one of them was an aunt who got robbed at gunpoint and they took her purse, so when she went to the bank to block her credit cards she got told that someone made a $1200 purchase with one of her credit cards........ on mf SHEIN 💀

[the-fire-might-be-shooting-at-us]

Out of character post but

I think the hardest Dostoevsky book to read is The Idiot, because when they were talking about the newspaper article I literally could not give a shit I just wanted to hear abt my girl Nastasya Filippovna and how the narrative doomed her this time.

[masquenoire]

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[ramblingandpie]

OH MAN so I took a law and literature class when I was in law school and we read Paul's Case by Willa Cather and Paul is a teenager and his dad has like a HUGE portrait of John Calvin in their living room and out of about 15 students in the class... basically 14 of them glossed over it? And I was like ?!?!?!??!?! And then went on a huge rant in class about John Fucking Calvin like excuse y'all but this isn't even "the curtains are blue" it is "a huge portrait of a guy who you could look up on Wikipedia" it is Important To The Narrative.

Me, starting a video that says it's going to explain how Victorian poorhouses fucked up the concept of charity forever: ok, show me what you've got

Video: it starts with the ideas of the Christian philosopher --

Me: DON'T SAY IT DON'T FUCKING SAY IT

Video: -- John Calvin

Me:

[thetwistedwhiskersshow]

so we're clear i think anyone who thinks spree 2020 is a good movie definitely has something wrong with them