#it’s like a crime spree!
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people keep breaking windows around me like people are throwing rocks or bricks into windows to break them for no reason
#the subway and starbucks near me had their windows broken#the smoke shop across the street from me had its door shattered#the fitness place I live above had its window broken#and an abandoned flower shop down the street had its windows and doors broken with a large block#and now a mochi donut place down the street had its window broken#it’s like a crime spree!#my guess it’s a group of guys being assholes for no reason#because nothings being stolen
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#claire novak#jack kline#claire and jack#im not saying jack is a baby but i am saying that only one person here reacts to stability with crime sprees#one was introduced with 'i like nougat' the other was introduced with armed robbery
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I hate my sibling. HATE. Like we do not speak level of hate.
Yet seeing Tan/New's wrong against Non as a distant sibling being labeled as similar to filming and releasing a non-consensual sex tape, roping someone into money laundering and human trafficking, lying about a person's disappearance, extorting him, bullying him, and knowingly hiding the truth from him really has me wondering what beef some of y'all have with your siblings that has y'all believing Tan's wrong is in the same league as the others.
But he is trying to kill everyone now, so I guess this A+ student decided not only to catch up to the rest, but to surpass them.
Good for him.
#dead friend forever#some of y'all are BIG mad at your siblings#and it shows#cause Tan feels like small potatoes to me compared to the others#but he isn't the type to let others overshadow him#he is going to ace this crime spree
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Tim: Bye sending this to babs to save as blackmail
Jason: WHAT IS THIS!? Never happened you’re delusional f—k that clown (please k*ll me again)
#batman wayne family adventures#batman#batfam#robin lives#dc robin#robin#red robin#red hood#jason todd#tim drake#jokey the mf clown#I haven’t read it yet but WHAT#honestly it’s so funny tho#the bat bros would never let him live this down#it’s giving I will break your kneecaps peasant vibes#it’s giving vibe check#it’s giving get in loser we’re going on a murdering spree#he looks like someone killed his puppy#he looks like a sad cat#he looks like he squeaks or honks when he frowns#I can see it now#rip jason todd#put him out of his misery#your honor this is a crime
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it was not meant to be funny but mu nianci here made me laugh for real
the little setback:
turns out the man ↓ he thought was his father is NOT his father
his shifu isn't helping here
why is he a traitor for believing a lie no one thought to deny for 18 years
and the man he met twice five seconds?
that's his bio dad and he just killed himself
and his mom?
yep. decided to join her husband. right in front of yang kang
honestly yang kang, mu nianci is right. get up and walk it off.
#the legend of heroes#loch 2024#autumnslantern had to remind me yang kang went on a crime spree for the first 3 episodes hahasdh#i totally forgot about the crimes#he's trash but he will be my trash#and if anyone knows who my original blorbo is...they will understand why this particular storyline is like catnip for me
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last night was the first time i crated the dog overnight (for being an extreme jerk to the cat) and not only did he do surprisingly well (no whining or anxiety or anything) but i did not freeze to death without him, which is really nice for me because it means i can do it whenever i want without necessarily having to do it every night
#because i definitely don't want to kick him out of my bed entirely#but i very much would like the option to imprison him when he is on a crime spree#so this is quite good#dogposting
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i just blocked so many bots my hand hurts. we're fighting for our lives here on tumblr dot commed
#nearly brought me down a full hundred#friendly reminder that if you have no likes/reblogs on your blog Blocking Is Inevitable#and most people wont even check. if you have an untitled blog with a default icon its often an insta block#i have a feeling most people who are mistaken for bots#are from tiktok/twitter/insta#but yall pls... at least change your icons it takes 2 seconds... it can be literally anything... a stock photo from the internet...#i feel bad going on sprees bc i just Know im blocking real people purely for the crime of acting exactly like a bot#its harder to tell especially since the names are getting more creative#rampant bots and likes over reblogs... these are the dark ages of webbed site#absolutely unprompted
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every time u reblog a fic a fairy gets its wings
#redacted asmr#IM PARTYING OUT HERE OK#the whole high society political intrigue violent murderous crime thriller vibe could NOT have been more perfectly tailored to me#discord chat went WILD when this audio dropped it was fantastic#also i have to say i am having a BLAST blocking people who have terrible takes#its like whack a mole down here in the tag i love curating my online experience 🤠🤠#anyway brb i am off for a BIBLICAL solaire reblog spree#redacted audio
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Yeah
#al art#al ocs#villainsona#me at school if im being honest#this iss how i imangine vez most days like yeah yeah criminal or ehatever sure#ill go on a crime spree but only if i can sit down for 20 minutes every now and then#takes a break running from the cops to light a fag because the wind resistance will stop me if i try ehile flying#smoking tw
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“I created you. You created me.”
Let’s remember that Jonathan Ohnn - the fun, silly, well drawn villain we are all enjoying atm, actively choose to work for Alchemax. He’s smart enough to know that the contract he signed, the criminals he worked for and the dangerous experimental work he was doing could destroy or alter his life permanently.
Miles blew up the machine but before he did, there was evidence that it would destroy the multiverse, let alone cause some spotty, transformative side effects. Ohnn had warnings to make better decisions, or get out.
Conversely, Miles getting bitten was destiny and luck, but not Jonathan’s doing, he just lost track of a fancy spider.
So he didn’t “create” Miles. Just like Miguel, we see yet another grown man throwing their problems at a teenager simply trying to do what is right because of their own baggage.
Anyways, he’s so silly :3
#I’m still super happy that they gave us a visually striking and entertaining villain#And i like his motive of being pushed to a life of crime by homelessness more than i like the grandiose musings of your thanos types#we are in a cost of living crisis after all#but I’m made breathless by the accuracy of a white man going on a disproportionality targeted and murderous spree when his life goes wrong#he’s enjoyable#But disturbing#the spot#jonathan ohnn
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cassie would've been the perfect recurring character :( we wouldn't need a million "good cop" characters if we had one nosy, determined, fearless reporter who already had a valid reason to be on crime scenes and get access to classified information
#i'm always saying i wish dean went to see cassie instead of lisa but in my opinion he only did that for ben so i'll let it slide#but another good time for cassie to return would've been when the fake sam and dean are going on a crime spree across the US#cassie could call dean and be like what the fuck is going on i thought you were dead??#she could've manipulated the media to throw police off their trails#obviously her character goes beyond her usefulness to sam and dean but that's how she could fit into the overarching plot#txt
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Guys, you're about to hear the stupidest thing in a long while:
Remember when i told you a bunch of people from my inner circle got robbed consecutively a couple months ago? one of them was an aunt who got robbed at gunpoint and they took her purse, so when she went to the bank to block her credit cards she got told that someone made a $1200 purchase with one of her credit cards........ on mf SHEIN 💀
#look i obviously feel super sorry for my aunt and robbers need to fuck off#but if you're going to risk spending time behind bars then idfk. use the money on something useful#nope. they splurged on SHEIN! are these cunts mf bent??????????????#maybe dude decided to let his gf have a shopping spree or maybe they bought clothes to sell later on#BUT SHEIN?????#rambless#if you steal my money and use it on useful shit like food for your fam or sth then cool motive. still a crime#but if you use it to buy shit on shein I'll hunt you down and skin you like what a WASTE of money
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Out of character post but
I think the hardest Dostoevsky book to read is The Idiot, because when they were talking about the newspaper article I literally could not give a shit I just wanted to hear abt my girl Nastasya Filippovna and how the narrative doomed her this time.
#i'm back in my book reading era#pls thank the american by henry james bc it spent me on a spree#would like to note that I love crime and punishment bc that book got me soooo many bitches#like men AND women#I went on a date bc of that book#rem does stuff and panics#crime and punishment#the idiot#fyodor dostoevsky
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#babydxhl#memes ;; pre-established relationships#Oooh this one was FUN#Some of those options HURT though#Like dying friendship asdfghjkl#These two are definitely bad influences on one another but I like to think they can be good too?#Mary gets too reclusive and into her drinks/drugs then Roman's got his hands full trying to snap her out of it#Would tear off the jaw of any man who looks at her funny#The two of them talking quietly about days way back when regarding their childhood and parents#It's way more helpful than any therapist at Arkham can do#Even if they just bitch and moan about shit#Gossiping about all the rich elites they used to know and hate is always a good time#So and so cheated and got divorced or completely fucked over by the others in those social circles#Warms the cockles of their bitter black hearts#Also thinking of that line in the Boondocks#'Now we hated each other right away but we hated everyone else even more'#That or they always kind of got on because their parents were fucked up people lmao#Working together well and getting in on those crime sprees#Escaping the bat
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in my canon for himiko's family, after her quirk presented her parents started to try and limit her time unsupervised with her siblings out of fear she'd hurt them — and, as bloodthirsty as she was even then, she wasn't at the stage where she would have hurt her siblings to try and appease that hunger. it wasn't even something she'd considered properly yet, the only blood she'd ever had coming from a dead bird and her injured friend when they were already hurt. she hadn't quite conceptualized the idea of hurting someone else to take their blood yet, not something living and breathing and definitely not her siblings who would have been scared and fought back, but her parents didn't trust her and limited her time with them more and more as she grew older and the quirk counselling proved ineffective. while this fed into himiko's feelings of isolation, it also did protect her siblings from her inevitable breakdown after too many years of being forced to deny her quirk and the natural hunger that came with it.
by the time she first committed murder, she barely saw her siblings at all. she spent most of her time at home cooped up in her room to hide from her parents and not have to pretend for a little while and at that point she felt like she didn't know her siblings at all. they were better than her, the normal children her parents so desperately wanted. she didn't love them anymore because she didn't know them and that, in some ways, did protect them from the worst of her hunger. she knew not to ask them for their blood, just like she couldn't ask anyone for their blood, but she also didn't want their blood. she didn't love them enough to want their blood and she didn't envy them enough either, because they were still completely subject to the judgement of their parents even if they were deemed acceptable. that could change at any time and himiko knew that full well
#while its partially psychosomatic for her and she doesn't like. need blood to live.#she Does feel severe discomfort and exacerbated hunger when repressing her#quirk for long periods of time and it was that feeling of starvation that lead to her#breakdown and eventual crime spree. still not an excuse but that's the Background#* 🩸. meta.#THIS IS HOW HIMIKO NEITO SIBLINGS CAN STILL WIN#[i am yanked off stage by a comically large hook for my usual terrible jokes]
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Abigail can do no wrong tbh, this woman has dealt with so fucking much. John should be glad she gives him the time of day, my god.
As a side point, I do think it's really interesting to compare Abigail and John's relationship as portrayed in RDR to how it's portrayed in RDR2. In RDR Abigail is a former sex worker, and people use that against them both throughout the game as a means of humiliating John and saying Abigail's not the kind of person anyone would mourn. Part of John's nobility as a character in RDR is how he stands steadfastly by his wife and how much he believes in her and their marriage and their mutual potential to leave their pasts behind and change for the sake of their kid.
In RDR2 it's really interesting that the writers decided to make John a lot more uncertain about his relationship with Abigail and also his relationship to Jack, at least prior to Arthur's influence and Abigail leaving him in the epilogue. Abigail's history of sex work is not mentioned explicitly, but if you've played RDR you might assume that's why he doubts Jack's paternity, which may or not be worse than infidelity (not the same thing as sex work) depending on your perspective.
I think John's RDR2 cruelty and indecision is really interesting in the sense that it demonstrates the many ways John has to learn to grow to earn his own titular redemption. He is being a terrible husband and father and eventually he does learn to be better, but Abigail is a saint for not giving up on him in the meantime. That man should be grateful she deigns to yell at him lmao.
every time someone complains about how abigail is "so mean to john," i remember the scene where john sits down at the campfire and broadcasts to the whole camp, including the woman raising his son who he refuses to accept is his, that he would "rather be dead than listen to her crap," and that "if you knew you could kill her and get away with it, you would."
the suggestion that he would kill abigail if he could get away with it is chilling. even if john does not intend to act on these thoughts, merely saying it can be terrifying for abigail, who now lives with the knowledge that the only thing stopping her partner from killing her is the fear of consequences.
it's not just an angry, private moment that can be forgiven; its public humiliation that strips away abigails dignity and exposes her to fear and ridicule.
i mean, with john openly showing physical interest in karen, refusing to accept that jack is his son and denying it vehemently, abandoning her and jack for a year, and with him openly expressing violent intent loudly, in front of the whole camp, it's no wonder that abigail is "so mean to john."
#i do sort of wonder if i would like this if i had ten years of affection bult up for RDR john only to meet the dick version in RDR2#i do think it was a good idea not to bring up abigail's past sex work in RDR2#treating that as a crime equal to the murder sprees john and arthur get up to is stupid#not all sex work is a thing that victimizes a person but it sounds like Abigail regrets it in RDR so idk that i would consider her willing#and treating a thing that she perhaps did out of desperation and necessity as a choice she has to be redeemed from because it's sex is vile#especially considering Mrs. downes entire storyline#that would be shitty#glad the RDR2 writers are better than that#rdr2#arthur morgan#rdr#abigail marston#john marston#i wonder if we eventually get RDR3 we'll get to see a worse side of Arthur too.#i'm kind of expecting that if he's present at all but i think i'd like that decision?#depends on execution of course.
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