#it’s like a crime spree!
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sammansonn · 5 days ago
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people keep breaking windows around me like people are throwing rocks or bricks into windows to break them for no reason
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hollywoodbabylondean · 1 year ago
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respectthepetty · 9 months ago
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I hate my sibling. HATE. Like we do not speak level of hate.
Yet seeing Tan/New's wrong against Non as a distant sibling being labeled as similar to filming and releasing a non-consensual sex tape, roping someone into money laundering and human trafficking, lying about a person's disappearance, extorting him, bullying him, and knowingly hiding the truth from him really has me wondering what beef some of y'all have with your siblings that has y'all believing Tan's wrong is in the same league as the others.
But he is trying to kill everyone now, so I guess this A+ student decided not only to catch up to the rest, but to surpass them.
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Good for him.
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the-bat-bros · 1 month ago
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Tim: Bye sending this to babs to save as blackmail
Jason: WHAT IS THIS!? Never happened you’re delusional f—k that clown (please k*ll me again)
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sandushengshou · 5 months ago
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it was not meant to be funny but mu nianci here made me laugh for real
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the little setback:
turns out the man ↓ he thought was his father is NOT his father
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his shifu isn't helping here
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why is he a traitor for believing a lie no one thought to deny for 18 years
and the man he met twice five seconds?
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that's his bio dad and he just killed himself
and his mom?
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yep. decided to join her husband. right in front of yang kang
honestly yang kang, mu nianci is right. get up and walk it off.
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msburgundy · 10 months ago
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last night was the first time i crated the dog overnight (for being an extreme jerk to the cat) and not only did he do surprisingly well (no whining or anxiety or anything) but i did not freeze to death without him, which is really nice for me because it means i can do it whenever i want without necessarily having to do it every night
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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 2 years ago
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i just blocked so many bots my hand hurts. we're fighting for our lives here on tumblr dot commed
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gingerbreadmonsters · 1 year ago
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every time u reblog a fic a fairy gets its wings
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chainsawworld · 1 year ago
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Yeah
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whenigetboredijust · 1 year ago
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“I created you. You created me.”
Let’s remember that Jonathan Ohnn - the fun, silly, well drawn villain we are all enjoying atm, actively choose to work for Alchemax. He’s smart enough to know that the contract he signed, the criminals he worked for and the dangerous experimental work he was doing could destroy or alter his life permanently.
Miles blew up the machine but before he did, there was evidence that it would destroy the multiverse, let alone cause some spotty, transformative side effects. Ohnn had warnings to make better decisions, or get out.
Conversely, Miles getting bitten was destiny and luck, but not Jonathan’s doing, he just lost track of a fancy spider.
So he didn’t “create” Miles. Just like Miguel, we see yet another grown man throwing their problems at a teenager simply trying to do what is right because of their own baggage.
Anyways, he’s so silly :3
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deansbracelet · 2 years ago
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cassie would've been the perfect recurring character :( we wouldn't need a million "good cop" characters if we had one nosy, determined, fearless reporter who already had a valid reason to be on crime scenes and get access to classified information
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thomas-mvller · 1 year ago
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Guys, you're about to hear the stupidest thing in a long while:
Remember when i told you a bunch of people from my inner circle got robbed consecutively a couple months ago? one of them was an aunt who got robbed at gunpoint and they took her purse, so when she went to the bank to block her credit cards she got told that someone made a $1200 purchase with one of her credit cards........ on mf SHEIN 💀
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Out of character post but
I think the hardest Dostoevsky book to read is The Idiot, because when they were talking about the newspaper article I literally could not give a shit I just wanted to hear abt my girl Nastasya Filippovna and how the narrative doomed her this time.
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masquenoire · 2 years ago
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PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2
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“Damn, I haven’t heard that bitch’s name since we were both kids. How the mighty have fallen...”
FRIENDSHIP.     childhood friends  /  work buddies or coworkers  /  family friends  /  friends with benefits  /  smoking buddies  /  adventure buddies  /  fake friends  /  recently friends  /  party buddies  /  friendship of need  /  dying friendship  /  circumstantial friendship  /  partners in crime  /  old friendship  /  [ your muse ] is the good influence  /  [ your muse ] is the bad influence  /  [ my muse ] is the good influence  /  [ my muse ] is the bad influence  /  opposites attract  /  ride or die  /  frenemies  /  roommates or flatmates  /  penpals  /  exes to friends  /  enemies to friends  /  other
ROMANCE.     childhood sweethearts  /  [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush  /  [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush  /  exes  /  exes to lovers  /  forbidden lovers  /  highschool sweethearts  /  secret relationship  /  opposites attract  /  long distance  /  unrequited [ from your muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from my muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from both sides ]  /  skinny love  /  friends to lovers  /  enemies to lovers  /  spurious relationship  /  power couple  /  newly entered  /  soulmates [ metaphorical ]  /  soulmates  [ literal ]  /  awkward  /  turning toxic  /  toxic love  /  cheating [ on your muse ]  /  cheating [ with your muse ]  /  other
FAMILIAL.     siblings [ half ]  /  siblings [ step ]  /  [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure  /  [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse  /  [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours (only to deceive others)  /  [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal guardian  /  adoptive child  /  foster child  /  [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing  /  [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing  /  other (not by blood or marriage but they’ve known each other so long they’re basically siblings at this point)
ANTAGONISTIC.     dangerous to each other  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into sexual or romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of off circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based off misunderstanding or lies  /  conflict of ideology  /  betrayal  /  hero - villain dynamic  /  enemies  /  fight club  /  friends turned enemies  /  lovers turned enemies  /  exes turned enemies  /  other
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arteriovenous · 4 days ago
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in my canon for himiko's family, after her quirk presented her parents started to try and limit her time unsupervised with her siblings out of fear she'd hurt them — and, as bloodthirsty as she was even then, she wasn't at the stage where she would have hurt her siblings to try and appease that hunger. it wasn't even something she'd considered properly yet, the only blood she'd ever had coming from a dead bird and her injured friend when they were already hurt. she hadn't quite conceptualized the idea of hurting someone else to take their blood yet, not something living and breathing and definitely not her siblings who would have been scared and fought back, but her parents didn't trust her and limited her time with them more and more as she grew older and the quirk counselling proved ineffective. while this fed into himiko's feelings of isolation, it also did protect her siblings from her inevitable breakdown after too many years of being forced to deny her quirk and the natural hunger that came with it.
by the time she first committed murder, she barely saw her siblings at all. she spent most of her time at home cooped up in her room to hide from her parents and not have to pretend for a little while and at that point she felt like she didn't know her siblings at all. they were better than her, the normal children her parents so desperately wanted. she didn't love them anymore because she didn't know them and that, in some ways, did protect them from the worst of her hunger. she knew not to ask them for their blood, just like she couldn't ask anyone for their blood, but she also didn't want their blood. she didn't love them enough to want their blood and she didn't envy them enough either, because they were still completely subject to the judgement of their parents even if they were deemed acceptable. that could change at any time and himiko knew that full well
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arthur-morgans-last-journal · 5 months ago
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Abigail can do no wrong tbh, this woman has dealt with so fucking much. John should be glad she gives him the time of day, my god.
As a side point, I do think it's really interesting to compare Abigail and John's relationship as portrayed in RDR to how it's portrayed in RDR2. In RDR Abigail is a former sex worker, and people use that against them both throughout the game as a means of humiliating John and saying Abigail's not the kind of person anyone would mourn. Part of John's nobility as a character in RDR is how he stands steadfastly by his wife and how much he believes in her and their marriage and their mutual potential to leave their pasts behind and change for the sake of their kid.
In RDR2 it's really interesting that the writers decided to make John a lot more uncertain about his relationship with Abigail and also his relationship to Jack, at least prior to Arthur's influence and Abigail leaving him in the epilogue. Abigail's history of sex work is not mentioned explicitly, but if you've played RDR you might assume that's why he doubts Jack's paternity, which may or not be worse than infidelity (not the same thing as sex work) depending on your perspective.
I think John's RDR2 cruelty and indecision is really interesting in the sense that it demonstrates the many ways John has to learn to grow to earn his own titular redemption. He is being a terrible husband and father and eventually he does learn to be better, but Abigail is a saint for not giving up on him in the meantime. That man should be grateful she deigns to yell at him lmao.
every time someone complains about how abigail is "so mean to john," i remember the scene where john sits down at the campfire and broadcasts to the whole camp, including the woman raising his son who he refuses to accept is his, that he would "rather be dead than listen to her crap," and that "if you knew you could kill her and get away with it, you would."
the suggestion that he would kill abigail if he could get away with it is chilling. even if john does not intend to act on these thoughts, merely saying it can be terrifying for abigail, who now lives with the knowledge that the only thing stopping her partner from killing her is the fear of consequences.
it's not just an angry, private moment that can be forgiven; its public humiliation that strips away abigails dignity and exposes her to fear and ridicule.
i mean, with john openly showing physical interest in karen, refusing to accept that jack is his son and denying it vehemently, abandoning her and jack for a year, and with him openly expressing violent intent loudly, in front of the whole camp, it's no wonder that abigail is "so mean to john."
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