#it’s johnny storm btw

[toytle]

this character looks sm like how i draw hal it’s insane

[spidey-official]

guys im like insanely single. stop asking about deadpool and torch and daredevil and whoever the fuck else you guys think i have a thing with. i do not. i, instead, have this very cool thing called a civilian identity. who is so, insanely not interested in revealing himself to the general public, which also means keeping work and play separate. calm down and leave me alone about it

[mischievous-thunder]

Bonus:

Cassandra saw Wade and Logan and said, "You two are cute!" She knew about their feelings for each other.

[reineyday]

not chris evans returning to the very first role i ever loved him in and saying "FLAME ON" one more time 😭😭😭💖💖💖

[cecepe]

Deadpool and Wolverine is the Avengers: Endgame for fans of the 'other' marvel movies

[bethanyeliseart]

Bombastic Bag Man!

[charnauk]

People keep making fun of The Maker for proposing to Sue at her dad's funeral, but look. He always had a poor grasp on social situations, and without Sue to guide him plus the stress caused by ultimatum, he was bound to have an embarrassing slip up.

Also, Sue's dad sucked anyway, I just know that asshole voted republican. Reed had every right to disrespect him at his funeral!!

[sharkjumpers]

Now when I get the feeling something bad is going to happen that's called "OCD" and I'm "not thinking rationally" but when Peter Parker has a feeling something bad is going to happen that means his "Spidey Sense" is "tingling".

[weirdbabs]

the next chapter of paranatural johnnys going to become a spectral, set himself on fire, meet a praying mantis spirit, fall in love and start dating her

[stackthedeck]

been thinking about a rejecting soulmates au and I decided to just write it for spideytorch or maybe spideypool?? we'll see where it goes. anyway it's called it's you, it's always been you

summary:

Soulmates aren’t a guarantee, but they have a habit of presenting themselves. A firefighter will run into a building and come back with a burning red string of fate entwining her to the burn victim in her arms. Aliens invade New York City and there’s a cluster of courthouse weddings the next day. Needless to say, superheroes were great for soulmates.

Peter wanted to believe in soulmates, that he had one. He thought getting bitten by that spider would mean that Gwen Stacy would look his way. He thought coming back to earth cloaked in black meant that the Black Cat would see the web of fate pulling her towards the Spider. He thought when the devil himself came to destroy his life that, against all odds, Mary Jane would finally show herself as his soulmate and love would conquer all.

Yeah, Peter doesn’t believe in soulmates.

…

“Heartmates?” He half laughs, half scoffs. “We’re just friends, lady!”

“That’s what you’d think,” Wade sighs dreamily, “but this proves otherwise, it’s science.”

[acrowbyanyothername]

Fanart I sketched of this very amazing fic by @traincat

https://archiveofourown.org/works/3974116

[softgrungeprophet]

Title: here in your arms

Rating: Explicit

Category: M/M

Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Fantastic Four (Comicverse) (...sort of)

Relationship: Peter Parker/Johnny Storm

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - No Powers / divorced johnny storm / service switch peter parker / Photographer Peter Parker / Alternate Universe - Celebrity / Actor Johnny Storm / Hook-Up / Oral Sex / Sex on a Car / Disabled Peter Parker / ex-stuntman peter parker / Porn with Feelings / Fluff and Smut

Words: 16, 174

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Johnny set Peter's bicycle down next to the front door with his backpack, and took a moment to look around. "This is… nice." "Alright, get it out of your system, Richie Rich. I know I live in an asbestos-lined shoebox." Peter tugged at his shoelaces and added, "Don't drink from the faucet, by the way. Lead pipes."

(read on AO3)

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a little bit late for spideytorch week Day 3 ("caught in the act") but hey! I finished it before the end of the week! Clap for me! 😂

This is a no-powers AU wherein Johnny Storm is a famous celebrity actor (slash singer slash model) and Peter Parker is an ex-stuntman turned photographer who he hooks up with, unaware that Peter would be the one to take his picture the very next day.

Goofy blowjobs, playful teasing, and gooey feelings of liking ensue.

And yes, some of that happens on the hood of a classic car.

(Parked, of course!)

[corancoranthemagicalman]

Thank you for coming up with a ship name for Johnny and angelica but now I'm gonna go sob into my cushion😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 my heart 😭😭😭😭😭

I GOT YOU, BESTIE. WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER.

[sampilled]

MR OLEANDER??????????

its so not the actors fault that he got type cast as a creep but it is funny

i never would have recognised him if i wasnt doing a degrassi rewatch rn

[purehypnotic]

If you're fine with writing for Johnny Storm, you won't mind writing a nice and fluffy blurb about him keeping the reader (gn or fem preferably) warm during the colder months (I get cold easily and I am self projecting). BTW I love the layout of this blog it is so cute and stylish!

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🧸❄•.¸♡ 𝑩𝒂𝒃𝒚 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆 ♡¸.•❄🧸

"𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐭" 𝐈 𝐦𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭. 𝐑𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐂𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝟑𝟎 𝐝𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲, 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐚. 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐳𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐥 𝐈 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐬. 𝐈 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐢𝐧. 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐈 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐭 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫. 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝; 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐨𝐩. "𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞? 𝐈'𝐦 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠" 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞. "𝐈𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞? 𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞" 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐲. "𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐡 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫" 𝐈 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡. 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲.

" 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜?" 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 .

"𝐘𝐄𝐒 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝟑𝟎 𝐝𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞" 𝐈 𝐡𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦

" 𝐨𝐤 𝐨𝐤, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮" 𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡, 𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐦.

𝐇𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐮𝐧𝐰𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐦. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩, 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐦. 𝐇𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐈 𝐬𝐧𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤.

"𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐰?" 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐫𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤

"𝐦𝐡𝐦𝐦 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫" 𝐈 𝐦𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤.

"𝐈 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧" 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐫.

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩, 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐱𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡��. 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐨.

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆, 𝒔𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒆🎀

[yes-i-write-fanfiction]

Johnny: "I want to marry Peter-"

Doom: "Absolutely not. You are not good enough for my son."

And then Doom forces Johnny to go through a bunch of trials to prove himself worthy or something lol

Love your content btw!

Doom: "I don't have to worry about Johnny Storm too much around Peter, since he obviously is infatuated with Spider-Man."

Doom, one reveal later: "I am going to kill Johnny Storm with my bare hands."