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crush-1 · 3 months
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If over-detailing my doodles was illegal, I'd be in jail for tax evasion
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spidey-official · 1 month
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guys im like insanely single. stop asking about deadpool and torch and daredevil and whoever the fuck else you guys think i have a thing with. i do not. i, instead, have this very cool thing called a civilian identity. who is so, insanely not interested in revealing himself to the general public, which also means keeping work and play separate. calm down and leave me alone about it
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the-forgotten-angel · 9 months
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(You hear the faint echo of a familiar voice, calling out to you.) (It reaches out and calls your name.) (…But after a moment… it fades away, as if only a desperate echo.)
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[*They reach.] [*They reach with all their power.] [*With all their soul.] [*And yet.] [*They're not enough.] [*.....] [*...Maybe, with what power YOU have..]
Reblogs are greatly appreciated! We also have a ko fi!
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foxgirltail · 5 months
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I just think that more things in life need to be fully vibes based, especially things like history, science, education, linguistics, or actually anything worth learning about or understanding
Pluto is a planet because it feels rude to this giant, unsentient space rock to say otherwise
Dinosaurs don't have feathers because they're more badass that way
Chat is a pronoun because it's funnier to me personally to call it that
Glass is a liquid because I like #owning people online
Politics happen for indiscernible reasons, because someone felt like it, rather than, for example, material conditions and class conflicts
And so on
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rabbitcrimes · 11 months
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in a better world, modern au Jiang Cheng and I are making significant eye contact while our worst co-worker is speaking during the weekly all-staff briefing. after two years of working together he makes a snippy comment that implies that I'm the only person in this god forsaken company who makes the coffee strong enough.
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nglwhatarecats · 8 months
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slay-the-archivist · 9 months
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“Alright. We have a deal.”
“Have fun, Jon!”
You’re on a path in the woods.
The date is Monday December 18th.
The time is 2pm EST.
Things are afoot.
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Horror AU part 2
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I accidentally sized this one wrong
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For any OC :D
59%. What's the easiest way to annoy your character?
hi!!! thanks for the ask!! I'm going to do this for Blake from my new wip!!
59% What's the easiest way to annoy your character?
Well, aside from the general annoyances of being an older sibling (getting poked repeatedly in the shoulder by someone 4 years younger than you, etc), the minor thing that gets her the most annoyed is when people leave their shoelaces untied for a while even when they know it's untied. it's not like, a major annoyance thing, but it is a really easy way to annoy her.
In terms of major annoyances, it's when she's trying to do airship captain things and people go and ignore her and talk to Glenn (the guy who spends most of his time in the engine room and wears lots of flannel shirts) (or someone else, but only have Glenn fleshed out as a crew member yet--) just because he's a man and she's not and they're expecting the captain to be a man. He is not the captain, he's just the fireman/engineer, he doesn't know shit about captaining and he doesn't want to, Blake's his boss (he's quite nice, honestly, just also doesn't like most people and his special interest is steamship engines like other people's special interests are trains). Which. I feel like that's a very reasonable easy way to majorly annoy her.
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sadclowncentral · 2 months
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my (very white, very middle european, very protestant christian, very sixty-year old) father just dropped an inshallah in casual conversation. without precedent or without any acknowledgement. "inshallah they will send us a new internet router" he said. didn't even stutter. what did he mean by this.
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winter-jay-official · 24 days
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Guys when do i inheriet my grandfathers farm in a letter and move out to a town without taxes and can make a living off sticks and shells i collect off the ground
I can learn to like fishing, i already like gardening and animal care pls i can fight monsters just give me a chance
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nerine-shikhu · 1 month
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Soooooo excited to sit through dinner with my obnoxious conservative aunt and uncle in laws who are also frequently rude to wait staff
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blackbatest · 2 months
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my most controversial batman opinion to date
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Extremely dangerous how "grooming" in the context of child sexual abuse went from being a very specific pattern of isolation and trust-building with the aim of abusing someone to "telling children anything that contradicts their parents' ultra-conservative worldview is grooming" to "selling rainbow flags in a store is grooming" to "literally anyone I don't like is a groomer".
These days the word seems to most often be used by people who don't care about what it actually means and just want an easy "this person is irredeemably evil, kill them now" button.
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crabussy · 11 months
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reblog for a larger sample size and to reduce sample bias!!
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cheddar-baby · 4 months
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it is wild that the top post in #gay is a closeup shot of a hairy butt not marked sensitive but if a trans woman even says that shes a trans woman the post immediately gets blasted into the void by staff.
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