#it’s gonna happen again yippee !
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Through the magic of an AU, Xander, Min, and Teruko make it through the night, avoid a Class Trial, and participate in the first motive alongside everyone else. Except, this time, the first motive is... a gift exhange?
(basically, if it wasn't clear, i'm drawing the drdt characters doing a secret santa exchange with each other, hopefully posting one interaction per day until christmas!)
#drdt secret santa saga#<- block this tag if you don't want to see any of the posts. since there will be seventeen of them#danganronpa despair time#drdt#monotv#teruko tawaki#xander matthews#drdt spoilers#<- for the caption. i think i'm largely gonna avoid spoilers this time yippee!#aw shit here we go again etc etc#i'm hoping this one will take less time than drdttober but also i wanted to have more of them done before today#and i didn't#so we'll see what happens!!!!1!!#hopefully posting one per day is okay for drdttober i put them all together because i didn't want to spam the tag#but i feel like something more advent calendar-ish is more suitable for christmas? i hope it's just like a nice present :)#also please do not take this as a knock on drdtcember or the fangan gift exchange#those are both very cool ideas i was just intimidated out of doing them by quantity of work and others' expectations#but i still wanted to do something fun! hence this#all of the matchups are randomized btw. i thought that would be most fun#my art#comic#fanart#fanganronpa#fun fact i was originally going to do something with sdra 2 and the 12 days of christmas#but did you know. that there are SO MANY parts of the 12 days of christmas that are just large groups of people. it was boring#i pretty much only had ideas for 12 11 5 and 1 so i aborted and did this instead#i'll figure out a way to draw sdra 2 someday. someday......
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just got a call for an interview and answered the phone with The worst voicecrack of my life, im Wheezing
#hELlo- cmonnnnnnn#she took it in stride so we're just gonna ignore that happened#but yeah yippee!#lets do this again! same exact place!#the fact that this phone call was soooo informal its so funny#no 'hi this is blah blah blah you go here we're scheduling at this time'#nah it was essentially just 'hi again! does this time work for you? cool same place we'll see you there' and thats It#THIS WHOLE SITUATION IS SO FUNNY#like cmon they literally asked after me. why are we doing this song and dance again#they are literally Choosing Me For This Position and yet... smh waste of everyone's time!!#absolutely unprompted#this is one of the funniest Strangest situations ive been in#like??? whats this interview gonna be like?#one of the people is definitely gonna be the same person from before#what are we gonna act like theres an actual Point to this?#cmonnnnnn!#hi how was your day im literally the only candidate for this position thanks bye#man.#side note im watching war of the worlds 2005 for the first time and. why is the alien ship Cute#its a big ol tripod 🥺 like yeah yeah hundreds dead & billions of damage in infrastructure#but look at its widdle wiggly arms 🥺 i want to put it on a leash and take it for a lil walk around the block 🥺
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OKAY. DONE. the update was SOOOOO fucking good i enjoyed that sm
#num speaks#AGAIN SPOILERS FOR TKATB DAYS ONE AND TWO#JUST A WARNING FOR ANYONE WHO HASNT PLAYED!#that was so fucking good actually#ALSO I STILL DONT HAVE THOSE TWO REMAINING CROWE CGS? THE LITTLE PARTS OF THEM I MEAN? I DUNNO HOW TO GET EM#if anyone knows how to get em. pls lemme know. because wdym 1 out of 4 and 5 out of 6 is locked. NO? WHAT?#the little dinner date with sol and getting to nickname him im falling apart#i actually started giggling guys it was embarrassing#BUT ITS NOT MY FAULT#HE CALLED ME AN AFFECTIONATE NICKNAME AND I BROKE FR#im gonna ignore that he drugs us! that last part? didnt happen! we had a nice little dinner date where he was basically my husband and then#yeah whatever! yknow!#im REALLY liking how this is going though#its super interesting i love all the characters#and i am madly in love with both sol and crowe#YIPPEE! WE ALL JUMPED FOR JOY!#going to ignore the bad ending.#i had a blast.#ART.... ART SOON? MAYBE?#cg redraws... sound very fun... esp with the new ones OUGH#SO GOOD SO FUN#does this mean i need to work on my assignment now. GUHHHHHHHH
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I literally know I’ll enjoy myself more if I wait for the English release…but I also have no self-control.
#such is the way#I got the lore sooooo wrong last season without the subs of eng#it’s gonna happen again yippee !#I have a ai translate gen but I don’t have high hopes for it#lmk#lego monkie kid
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>:]....
#haven't updated in days and it's this. yippee#anyway. gonna open comms again soon (?) since i'm getting less busy#<- still has a recital an audition and ~5 concerts left this semester#haven't had time to sit down and draw in a while... but it'll happen at some point#rym talks about itself
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omg congrats to yong yea for the new kiryu role :)
#snap chats#epic......#im happy for him he seems excited bout dubbing him for gaiden#im ALWAYS stoked to see what VAs can bring to the table.... yippee......#i do wonder what happened to darryl though#maybe its just a jason adkins sitch and they felt like swapping the voices Just Cause yk what i mean#i always wondered bout the adkins situation tbh... but again Things Happen i guess#no one cares about ike va lore thats just a me thing#idk if im gonna get gaiden yet- i might just so no one shoots me in the dick later about it#either way im excited to hear his performance alongside kuroda these comings games :)
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anyone who knows me personally will know that, ever since i first stared keeping houseplants (about a year and a half ago now?), i've wanted something that flowers yellow or has distinctive yellow parts and.. well... my brother and i were in a home improvements shop and i started wondering around the houseplant section and found a very special plant full of water and mites and.... i brought it and treated it as best as i could and now that the risk of him dying is much lower i think i should name him and
do i even have to say what i want to name this bromeliad. must i say it
#MAGICAL JOHN IRL#MY BEAUTIFUL FLEA RIDDEN SOGGY MFKN BROMELIAD JOHNATHAN#ill put him up in my room after a few days. i wanna make sure his mysterious bug infestation is definitely cleared up before i do that tho#i own some really hardy plants (namely a parlor palm that refuses to die and some mint and dasies that SHOULD BE OUTSIDE)#but i also own a weeping fig ficus i named shelby and she is SO sensitive. once overwatered her ONE TIME and she dropped so many leaves#i thought she was gonna DIE. i am NOT risking ANYTHING happening to her again#so John has been relegated to the dining room with the cactus that may be older than me#cactus name is jeremy and he was grown from a cutting. yippee
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oh PT is not happy with me sorry girl
#talky#ARM NERVES ARE GENTLY ACTING IP BUT EVERYTHING IS FINE . IT'S FINE im done drawing tonight.#we need 2 stsrt setting alarms for stretchr emindeds and things uhh.#at this rat e. our writsrs wkll be destryied probably. whoops.#we have lain emds it's Fine imnot gonna let tjis happen again I Prommy . Ihave to go eat food#but like. almost done w a character ref so. yippee??????#gotta say. having a meat skeleton suddenly scream at you to Stop what ur doing is Alarming to say the least! JDJDDJCJCKCKF
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hehe stickies secured 💞
went crying to Mayhem sibling beloved to go pick them up after i got the email that theyre ready because she is in the area and she did <3 what would i do without her 💓💓💓 kissb
#ahhaaa soon!! im so excited#gonna get my hands on my pakidg soon yippee#hahaha i will show them off over the weekend#so far from what has been sent to me they look like they turned out well :) even tho they did not align the cut lines very well but oh well#anyway wanted to post this as a funny sneak peak after the exchange happened but i went out for a drink with friends and forgor#but i got reminded again so here we are hahaha#anyway im gonna go dip out to sleep now cheerio
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Might've sprained my ankle a little bit haha
#it's been hurting for a few days but i just noticed its a bit swollen#very mild i can walk on it fine and ice made it hurt a bit less#but i have absolutely no idea how i sprained it because i haven't been doing shit???#also went on a 2 hour walk in flip flops because im a fucking idiot#in my defense i didn't think we'd go very far but we in fact went VERY fucking far#i am aware that my actions were stupid and have learned from them but i can't change what happened so im gonna complain all i want#man i look at my feet and i have one skinny itty bitty boney foot and the other is like a little marshmallow#again very mild its prob grade 1 sprain im just complaining for the sake of complaining cuz i can't do shitttt#using tumblr as a diary#rant over#yippee
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We really are all suffering together, huh? The tags in the rbs of that last post feel almost comforting bc even if we’re all suffering at least we’re not suffering alone. Solidarity! I guess. It took my mind off of things for a second purely bc my therapist friend instincts kicked in and I felt the urge to comfort everyone talking about the rough shit they’re dealing with. I love humanity so much sometimes. I wish I could hold everyone in the world who’s hurting and promise them that better things are coming. Alas I am but one man. I guess the next best thing to do is care for the people I can and hope it passes on to others.
#vent#kinda#vaguely depressing philosophizing maybe?#things have been weird lately#social anxiety has also really been kicking me in the ass#just general autism symptoms worsening yippee#cried cus I had to do the dishes#cried cus I thought too hard about nostalgia and the good parts of my childhood#like. I’ll NEVER get to feel that way again#I’ll never experience life like that again#I’ll never feel that indescribable abstract feeling of that time again#I hate getting older#I hate that I’m gonna be twenty next month#where the fuck did the time go#I want nothing more than to go back#and the worst part is that so much of my childhood was hell#I just miss the good bits so fucking much#I feel like I should be crying. I feel like I need to#it just isn’t happening#it’s killing me that my ability to feel emotions deeply is disappearing slowly#it’s so fucking scary#that’s who I am!#I NEED them! I NEED the emotions! how else will I know I’m real??#I’m so scared that it’ll go the same way my ability to read did#I used to fucking TEAR through books but now I can’t help but skim even the shortest and easiest reads and IM A FUCKING WRITER#I need to be able to read to keep my skills sharp!#ugh#I just miss the joy of reading so bad#I feel like I’m being turned into some kind of drone#anyway goodnight. trying to go to sleep before three for once
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now is not the time lady
#but like it had to happen at some point right#i was thinking it would happen after this battle but not like. immediately after#i thought we’d have some time to like reflect and resolve this mess#but i suppose this is an intriguing alternate path#if kieran is still tweaking while doing all this…#and he also seems to be interested in terapagos as a legendary pokémon…#hoo boy. here we go again#oh hiii geeta are we finally figuring out what’s wrong with you too????#yippee!!!!#can’t wait#i just know briar is gonna be evil and go crazy over terapagos#the question is will kieran go the same flavor of crazy or will he be normal#and also is geeta even relevant to this aside from giving briar permission#the sv dlc experience#sv dlc spoilers
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Caught in the web – 9, romantic
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Suna knocks on the bathroom door, ‘Y/n?’, he whispers, ‘Can I come in?’
The girl opens the door and his eyes widen seeing the state she’s in, ‘Y/n...’ his hand trembles as he reaches out to her, eyes fixed on her side where a big cut made its way through her suit, pajama and skin.
‘I’m fine,’ she grabs his hand and smiles softly at him, ‘Ignore that, it looks uglier than it is, I promise,’ she gently takes the clean tshirt and first aid kit from his other hand, ‘You passed the infirmary on your way here? Thank you,’ and she places them on the sink.
Y/n takes the suit off of her, her pajama top is covered in blood and it sticks to her skin.
‘Let me help you,’ Suna opens the aid box and gets the sanitizer and cotton pads out, ‘You should take that off,’ he says pointing to the stained top.
The girl obliges, leaving herself wearing her bra and pajama pants. She leans on the sink with her back and winces a little, gaining a worried look from her friend.
‘I’m okay,’ she quickly says, ‘Just disinfect this and I’ll be–’ a groan leaves her lips when the sanitizer hits her wound, ‘Fuck,’ she breathes out.
Suna holds the cotton pads against her skin with a gentle pressure, ‘Sorry,’ he says, ‘I’m gonna do that again, I’ll be quick.’
Y/n holds her hand over her mouth getting ready for the second round.
Suna’s hand rests on her side for a little while, holding down the pads. His eyes worriedly scan her face and then the rest of her body, ‘Do you have any other injury?’
Then it all dawns on her, how close their bodies are, how she’s half naked, how worried he is for her, how gentle he was in taking care of her, how his hand is still on her skin and how there’s a weird, unknown feeling growing in her stomach.
She clears her throat, ‘That’s all,’ she lowers her gaze, ‘Thanks.’
Suna moves from her side and grabs some bandages, ‘You’ll be fine, right?’ He covers the wound all over and fixes it with a knot, making it thigh but careful not to hurt the girl.
‘I’ll be as good as new tomorrow,’ she reassures him, ‘Spiderman heals faster than normal.’
He nods as he holds out the clean tshirt he brought her, ‘Here, wear this,’ he watches as she makes the tshirt fall down her body, it’s a bit big on her but it looks cute. Suna smiles to himself, he goes to place everything back into the aid box, ‘How did this even happen? And why do you kinda smell like smoke?’
Y/n lets out a chuckle, ‘Here,’ she pats the sink next to her signaling the boy to get there and then she tells him about it.
notes:
– suna almost died on the spot when y/n said she stained her pjs with blood
– he run to the infirmary before going to find her in the bathroom
– he also almost died for everything that happened in the bathroom
– y/n finally realized her feelings! yippee!
– suna was really excited abt giving y/n his tshirt
– they talked for two hours straight then decided it was time to get some sleep especially for suna that has practice in the morning
– i hope there aren't typos in the written part 😭
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ok heres how i split up the dnp eras (loosely based on dan's timeline in his interview w anthony)
2009-2011: the Sillies era :3 dan refered to it as being a dumb teen just posting cuz he was bored, which is like, thats what all of youtube culture was at this time. they met and like fell in love or whatever you know the lore dont you. phil moved from his parents home to his first apartment in manchester, and dan technically moved to uni but really he moved into phil's apartment to take advantage of his washing machine and ps1 and. yknow. other stuff. they officially moved in together in 2011 yippee hooray, the phanchester apartment holds a special place in my heart
2012-2013: THE SHIFT. they started getting Serious about youtube as a career, doing more stuff w the radio, superamazingproject started in 2011 but THE SHIFT is very easy to observe when you compare the first season of sap to the last season. ALSO. they were NOT A DOUBLE ACT AND NOT GAY 🙄. it could also be called the No Homo era lmao idk this is when a lot of shitty things were happening wrt leaked information, harassment of their families, and just generally becoming more in the spotlight especially while still in the closet being a horrible experience. but also, they moved to london and got cool opportunities with radio stuff and were starting to actually make a living on this shit.
2014-2016: Peak Dan And Phil™ Era. at the height of their popularity. they realized oh shit, we ARE a double act and not only does everyone enjoy us best as a double act, WE enjoy working together. tabinof, tatinof, dapgo, still doing the radio every month up until they start touring, 7 second challenge app, gamingmas, what the hell DIDNT they do during this time period (what they didnt do was uhh take care of themselves and not overwork and not blur their work and personal lives so much to the point where they felt like the whole apartment was a film set.)
2017-2018: Gay Softlaunch Era (aka post-baking aka glass closet) the baby steps toward authenticity, moved to the double apartment to separate work and life, ii's whole theme, dan talking abt depression, phil getting the quiff, both of them being gay as hell in every way other than saying it explicitly. important things of note: TRUTH BOMBS dropped, Interactive Introverts happened, still uploading gaming vids and honestly by the end you could feel their fatigue. and then they hiatused dapg.
2019-2022: ok these four years each feel like whole eras in themselves, but also theres an overarching theme. THE GAY ERA.
2019: im gonna futher split this year in half. first half- dad left to buy milk so other dad is taking care of us. rough six months for dannies im sure. important phil thing of note- he changed his film set from his "bedroom" to a fairly basic but cute shelf backdrop. honestly prob didnt wanna keep pretending that was his bedroom considering.... second half- DAN AND PHIL GAY. dan uploads his magnum opus. phil comes out via tweet. they go to japan and its really gay and it's The Trip to japan for them like yes they first went in 2015 and again in 2023, but Japhan 2.0 Was The One. what does this mean? proposal? anniversary? idk exactly but it was gay as hell dude and theyve talked about that trip with such love in their hearts.
2020: Phandemic (sorry that was bad) but also where tf is dan again? even with the big C-word happening, it was business as usual for phil, regular vids but make em gayer, caught a pigeon nbd, and end of the year introduces the Stereo app show Phil and Phriends where he's had chats with pj, louise, his brother, seth everman?????, and finally. dan reappears. they reveal that they bought and FULLY PLANNED a house together and are ready to move!
2021: they don't move house for another like six months! basically their house was (and is??) still being worked on AND they were in lockdown AND turns out at the end of last year, they were kicked from their Life apartment and were now living in the Work apartment so you can imagine what all of this can do to their psyche and lowkey they were getting sick of each other like it wasnt just bordering on phivorce it was nearly Phurder. Phidow. but to fill the time so that DOESNT happen, my favorite fucking thing ever happens: Lockdown Lads (and all the other names). the first taste of what a dnp podcast would sound like, with the added bonus of chaotic listener interaction. oh yeah also dan wrote a mental health guide book whatever (IM KIDDING I REALLY LIKE YWGTTN I WROTE LIKE TWO REVIEWS ON IT NOW) and they finally become Homosexual Homeowners. theres quite a bit more dnp content this year, dan being on phils channel a bit more, the phodcasts, dan's gay and not proud special.... oh yeah and hometown showdown i guess AND TEXT VIDEO 2!!! my favorite and my namesake!!!!!!!
2022: Prophecy Year..... but they didnt get married. dan returns with another longass video to say: hey i hate being a youtuber and also youtube majorly fucked me over. but also fuck that im gonna do a weird talk show and ALSO GO ON TOUR WITH THIS APOCALYPSE THEME! phil actually... slows down this year. more dan uploads than phil somehow??? but also Dan Is Leaving me is posted and i go completely insane and become the deranged individual you see today. WHICH FINALLY LEADS US TOOOOOO
2023-present: The Unhinged Era. dan's tour was a huge Emotional success for him but uh not without its hiccups due to management and all that and i think he and phil finally realize. Fuck It Who Cares. dan flies back to england FROM AUSTRALIA to make sure he can be with his future ex-husband on his birthday. CAKE HEART EMOJI. YELLOW PLAID SHACKET. they go on a gamer date and post a picture of playing footsies in a cab. THE PHUDE HAPPENS. they go to japan again and while this one will never be The One it was still a well earned holiday this time with bryony! and they took a bunch of very cute film camera pictures.... THIS IS ALL JUST THE FIRST HALF OF 2023 BTW. in phil news, he talks about going to therapy and figuring out how to manage his anxiety!!!! he changes his hair again!! he hires an editor, phan is his otp, he teases about the gaming channel a couple of times but so many of us already dropped any hope of that returning- OH WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?!!!? HUH!??!? they returned, and more chaotic than ever before. the gayness upped to the max, the Weirdness on full speed, the Horniness at Very Scary Levels Oh God Stop Talking About Dogging, phil can swear uncensored now???? and this energy has continued into today...
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skinty LJ 💕
finally gonna make a ref sheet for this man!! repurposing an old sketch cuz I still generally agree with the design…I actually intended to render that old sketch but never did 😭
now here’s some never-before-revealed lore and headcanons!! (this all takes place in a story I’ve never created except in my head 💀 also some have been told, I’m just reiterating them):
-This is how LJ generally looks between the years 1817 to 1886. He was “born” in 1803, stayed with Isaac for one year, got stuck in the box for 13 years, and only started wearing bandages in 1817 once he became a target to the public. As he started getting more wounds, he found out that they would open up easily and opted to wear bandages most of the time.
-He can’t eat as he lacks a digestive system. Instead, he feeds on human interaction. The more positive the interaction, the better it is for him. Because he had such a poor relationship with humans during these years, he ends up looking starved. He’s quite weak in this state, and the only thing keeping him alive is his wit and his sharp nails for weapons.
-His limbs are black right above the connection of his joints (knees and elbows). The rest of his skin is white.
-His hair would be naturally curly, but due to improper care and the long length dragging it down, it ends up looking wavy and sometimes even straight, albeit very frizzy and/or greasy.
-In 1886, that’s when LJ and Lillian first meet (omg OC and canon??? gross 😰🤢). They create a pact, and he starts getting more positive interaction with humans. As he gets more “sustenance,” his wounds start to heal properly and he gets stronger. Unfortunately, most of his wounds have scarred over at this point and they remain on his body as it’s now recognized as “healthy” tissue. (Placement of scars will be in another post)
-Lillian is 23 when she first meets LJ.
-Before his strength improved, Lillian could actually beat LJ in an arm wrestling contest!! But after about a few months of being together, that was no longer the case. (Lillian’s ego was a little hurt, but it was inevitable 😞)
-Although it looks like it, he never actually felt starved. He doesn’t experience typical feelings like hunger or fulfillment.
-Sadly, he’ll never retain his curl pattern. Lillian tries very hard to get it back as she has her own experience with her hair, but she can never get more than a few curls on his head. She gives up at some point and just accepts his wavy/straight hair as is. LJ truly doesn’t care either way. If he had his way, he’d probably forget and never wash it again.
-the dickless look is on purpose!!! No reproductive system means no dick!! Yippee, no nsfw 🤗 Unless I feel freaky, which will most definitely happen…so if you ever see him with a dick, it’s just for my own nefarious purposes 😞
-When Lillian first found out how old LJ was, she said “wow, you could be my grandpa….” LJ didn’t take too kindly to that and scolded her like a grandpa.
-His body stopped aging once Isaac died. In this version, Isaac dies at the age of 21. LJ is physically around 5 years older than Isaac, so his physical age is stuck at around 26 (but it’s not rlly trustworthy as his body isn’t comparable to a typical human’s…I’d say it’s probably between 25-35 though)
I want to get into so much lore, but I wanna save it for when I draw a comic or something. Ty for reading if you read this far!! 💕
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Would you write about the Cullen's and their first date with the reader
First date with the Cullens
Thank you for requesting and I hope you enjoy!
Edward:
He pulls all the stops for your first date
He goes the very traditional route
He makes reservations at a really fancy restaurant, takes you to the museum, and then takes you home
He’s a bit nervous tbh
Even though he’s known you for months, he still wants to make a good “first” impression
After the date he takes you back to the Cullen house to meet all of his family for the first time
He tells them to behave beforehand
Mostly Rosalie and Jasper but still
Alice:
She just showed up at your house one day and told you to get in the car
She took you to a pottery studio ❤️
She made a mug and on the inside it said “date me?”
So that was your first date
You didn’t even know it was a date
After that she took you to a flower garden
She made you a bouquet that was literally bigger than your head
She’s not nervous
She knows you’ll love it
Jasper:
Ok so if we’re talking about people who would be nervous
This man’s shaking
He doesn’t let it show though
He shows up at your door to pick you up in a suit and tie holding a bouquet
He takes you on a boat ride on one of Carlisle's little yachts
You both admire the view of the city skyline at night
He brings you food that Esme cooked
Give him a little kiss and see what happens ;)
Spoiler alert he jumps into the water
He needs to calm down after that lol
Rosalie:
It's Kate and Garrett's wedding yay
And this girl you've been like sort of really interested in just asked you to be her plus one
AKA Rosalie
So for your first date with the pretty vampire lady from school you get to fly to Canada to attend a big fancy wedding of even more pretty vampires
yippee
I just want to really stress how quick this is
Like bringing some guy you just met to the family reunion vibes
But anyway
Your first date is spent dancing the night away and chatting it up with all of the vampires there
The Denalis were nice enough to doordash you something
Very stressful first date
But hey at least you'll never forget it
Emmett:
He would try to be so sneaky
Like you would have been talking for a couple of months
And then one day he's like
"Omg you're not gonna believe this but I was walking around town yesterday and someone dropped these tickets! They're for your favorite artist and there's two of them! Would you want to go with me?"
Like you're not sly, sir
But you say yes of course
He picks you up and takes you and you guys have a great time
At the end of the night on the drive back home he makes a guilty confession that he lied and that he actually bought the tickets
You just laugh
Esme:
I feel like she would ask you out to do something disguised as just asking you but really it's a date
She asked you to go do something with her
But it turned out actually being a date
She takes you to the movies and to a big craft fair
She buys you anything you want
Will not kiss you on the first date btw
Sorry that's like a fifth date thing
Carlisle:
I think he wants to do something fun
Like rent out a trampoline park or do one of those flying simulators
Or even an arcade
Like something super fun
But I think he'd choose the trampoline park
And then pay the employees extra to leave the building completely so it's just you two
He gets the zoomies like crazy
He's so fast
And the trampolines make him even faster
And it's so fun when he runs with you
Vampire! Bella:
I think she'd try too hard
She would talk about how nervous she was to Alice and she would take over
Thus leading to a very nice candlelit dinner at the Cullen house
That Bella absolutely hates
She feels stuffy in her dress and she's not having fun
It feels too formal
So like a week later she asks for another first date to try again
This time she does what she wants
She takes you down to the beach to watch the waves and just chat
She packs some food for you and you guys just talk for hours
She thinks she did a better job the second time :)
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