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Ambessa is sooo funny about the girls like with Caitlyn she’s all like “ahhh yes this is my puppet dictator who I have definitely not accidentally and begrudgingly started caring about in any way. yeah I’m calling her kin as manipulation and definitely not because I miss my own kids fiercely. and I definitely won’t feel genuinely betrayed when she backstabs me” and with Vi she’s like “sorry kid you’re undeniably badass and I would have loved to have been able to use you in my army so I’m actually pretty annoyed that I have to execute you now to keep my new daughter ahem puppet dictator on track” and then with poor Mel, who is finally back from the very unpleasant interview and is offering her new powers to the service of avenging her brother and all like “mom can we just go home and not assist the guy who’s trying to turn us all into robots” and Ambessa is like. hmm. pass
#ambessa makes thee wildest decisions#it's still hilarious to me that she looked at vi and cait#two characters with squashy marshmallow centers and was like yeah these two will slot right into my imperialist war machine#girl come on
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think i’m gonna get on the mediterranean diet (14 cigarettes and 5 espressos while sitting all day in front of a café)
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What a perfect encapsulation of Jayce’s character.
The man has no spine and instantly folds to a woman in power. The man is a literal blacksmith of magical devices and he can’t endure his best friend slightly twisting his arm.
#jayce is a good make character because he has a strong moral core#but he is also a little afraid of all women and knows they're smarter than him and acts accordingly#vi deadass steals the atlas gauntlets from him after calling him a wimp for being sad that he accidentally killed a child#and he's just like 'okay :('#it's so fucking funny
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Me when I see the word beaʃte
In my head: ah! The archaic form of the letter s! Being a casual scholar of linguistics myself I am well aware that though it resembles the letter f in modern typography in fact it is phonetically identical to s! How foolish it would be to stumble into such a simple lexiconical pitfall!
Me aloud to myself every time: beeft
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i'm not going to lie. i would do this all the time
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ARCANE 2.05 - "BLISTERS AND BEDROCK"
#i promise i respect vi but god she's so hot when she's fucked up. who decided to put the camera up her armpit. turn on your location#also man. i love jinx and i feel for her. but babygirl was 2 seconds away from a crushed trachea here for several VERY good reasons#it is a tiny bit funny to see her instantly get trucked here#like yeah you had that coming
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weird how the sex trade is the only industry where leftists will be like yeah this worker is exploiting their boss. imagine seeing someone working at mcdonalds and going hell yeah youre really pulling one over on that corporation by making fries in exchange for wages. if you really think about it.. lowkey empowerment 🤩
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New Years resolutions: do whatever i want forever
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"Fairytale of New York (Live)" by Hozier on Saturday Night Live
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The Green Knight (2021), dir. David Lowery
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I am NOT constantly rewatching the sex scene (to think that Vi has gone YEARS without intimacy. She just keeps going in and in and in and taking and taking and taking in this scene because of how much she NEEDS it. And she DESERVES it!!! Vi leads and Caitlyn lets her, laying all the cards on the table and letting Vi just have whatever the hell she wants. Cait goes into for another kiss, but Vi wants to explore her neck. Cait wants to take a second to acknowledge her misdeed, Vi needs to keep kissing her. Cait wants to take care of Vi, Vi just wants to take. Vi is a lover at heart and life HATES that about her but Cait accentuates that in her!!!!!!)
okay maybe just once or twice
#oh my god seriously#the number of braindead deeply heterosexual bad takes i have seen about that scene#i feel like im taking crazy pills#i feel goncharoved#what SHOW did some of you watch#arcane
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at a phase in my life where when i get the sense a book is trying to offer me Representation (TM) i hiss and scream and start kicking and ripping bricks out of the wall. this character's Coherent Identity And Articulation Of Their Issues had Better fit in with the rest of the worldbuilding (it won't)
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