#it’s for a very important PowerPoint

[sunflowergirl522]

If I ask you guys to rate monsters I’d fuck on a scale of 1-10 1 being “okay that makes sense” and 10 being “wth is wrong with you” would you guys actually give me answers

[saturnsconstellation]

How I imagine Rosekiller babysitting the kids:

Barty: in this household, we are team KENDRICK!

Evan: we are locked in. If anyone disagrees, speak now or shut up for the rest of your lives.

Barty: got it?

Harry:

Luna:

Draco:

Barty: I’ll take that as a yes. DROP THE BEAT EV!

Evan: *clicks play on Spotify*

The parents on the other side:

James: … is that…

Regulus *sighing*: Not like us by Kendrick Lamar.

Pandora: fucking hell this is the THIRD TIME-

[orion-kenobi]

in sga season 5 there are a couple mentions of a movie theater on atlantis and i’d like to believe the creation of this theater was john’s doing. there was some movie he wanted to show ronon but insisted it was best on the big screen and immediately recruited rodney to find the best spot in atlantis for this very necessary addition.

[remyfire]

Be my friend on Discord and receive only the classiest conversation starters

[dontblinkeatchocolate]

Another day, another earth-shattering historical event in the background of writing emails and joining zoom calls

[bocchigoblin]

important

[rotisseries]

i just think tbosmaucu nate fighting DEMONS trying not to have a crush on drako just to finally cave at the cost of his dignity and briefly forgetting this is an heir to the harasaeon dynasty so he has to sign an nda. it’s very specific and funny to me. i can picture it vividly

ALADJFJS OK YEAH

"ok. ok FINE I'm into him. what the fuck"

*zayda immediately swanning in with a massive nda heavy enough she could knock him out with it*

[girlscience]

i need to work on grad school applications. instead i have spent all day lying about in sloth and reading transformers porn. help

[yume-fanfare]

i joke a lot abt majoring in powerpoints but ive recently learned brand new very-skilled ways to fuck up a powerpoint

[dollblitz]

rip ollie you would love rush by troye sivan

rip toby you would ALSO love rush by troye sivan

[aechteaseawb]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Samurai Sentai Shinkenger Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shiba Kaoru & Shiba Takeru Characters: Shiba Takeru, Shiba Kaoru Additional Tags: Humor, but the humor is VERY deadpan. as you can imagine with these two., a mother-son bonding exercise is something that can actually be so therapeutic, i simply must have takeru and kaoru doing mundane teenager things Summary:

“I am going with Takeru, and Tanba, you are not to come with, for this is a mother-son bonding exercise. Surely you would have more sense than to impose.” “But…! But Princess-!” “Surely not,” Takeru interrupted. “Not on Mother’s Day?”

Exactly what it says in the title.

[void-botanist]

Sleet

I'm still catching up on tags & trick or treat asks but I wrote a little scene for a discord thing, so have a mini Zalen and Silas scene from back when they were in college:

Zalen's boots crunched in the slush at the end of the crosswalk, that liminal space that the city should clear, but usually didn't bother to. Two storefronts down, he pushed into the blessed warmth of Clarette's Cafe and found a seat at a small table against one wall. It felt good to finally strip off his winter wear after being stuck wearing it in his own apartment. With his hat off he took a moment to pull his dark hair back into a ponytail to get it out of his face. Clarette appeared a few minutes later, after he'd also gotten out his laptop. "Where's Silas?" "Invoking tenants' law at the landlord," he said. "Why are you here, then?" "Turns out the landlord's office is also freezing. Silas told me to go warm up my hands." "You want a tea?" "Yeah, selrus." "Yeah, I know." Clarette disappeared again and he tried to focus on the article he was supposed to be reading for class. It should have been interesting, but they had to say everything in the most official, convoluted fashion, and this one didn't even have charts for him to skim through. When his tea arrived, in an old mug with a web of cracks over the enamel, he wrapped his bloodless hands around it and let himself look away from his laptop screen. Sleet slashed across the view out the front windows, and he fancied he could hear it on the roof, several stories above his head. It made him cold to look at, so he resumed pretending not to be falling asleep in front of the article. When he was halfway through his tea, the door chimed, and he glanced up to see Silas wiping his boots on the mat. The fact that he was here so soon meant that the landlord had finally decided to fix the heat, they were actually going to have to sue the landlord, or perhaps worst of all, the landlord had buckled only when threatened with the endless resources of the Natnick family. Anxiety crept up in his gut as Silas came over to join him. "He's going to fix the heat," Silas said as he pulled his hat off his loose blonde curls. "Today, if possible." "How did you get him to do that?" Zalen asked. "I told him I was going to call in a city inspector. And kind of heavily implied that I was friends with one and could get them in there today." "Are you?" Silas grinned and shook his head.

[homunculus-argument]

Honestly, "high art" of any kind isn't really any more or less incomprehensible or unapproachable than Tumblr meme culture. It's basically the same kind of thing, really, but with a longer time span and more reading to catch up to - things making references to things that were a thing earlier, and everyone kind of supposes that everyone who sees the work also has some background knowledge of the previous work being referred. Just imagine an art history teacher breaking down a tumblr post like

"...And here we see the next poster replying with this image. Here, this image of a statue has a very exact symbolic meaning. The figure of the statue is the Greek god Apollo, here in his role as a prophetic deity, which you may have concluded from the original post referring to future events that may or may not come to pass. In his hand, he is holding a dodgeball, raised on the level of his head, as if ready to throw it. The threatening aura of the image is multiplied by the way the statue's eyes have been edited to gleam omniously - the poster replying to the Original Post is expressing a symbolic, indirect threat, that the future that the Original Post's author described might come to pass, as if the patron deity of oracles had personally cursed the Original Poster to a fleeting gift of prophecy, as swift and brutal as being slammed with a dodgeball."

[scrolling down powerpoint presentation]

"...The second reply, here, has an image of a smiling woman wearing a helmet, standing in a row of people in similar uniforms. This reply requires some slightly deeper konwledge of Tumblr meme lore to understand - the image is a fragmet of a larger whole: a single frame of a gif, of a clip from the movie Starship Troopers. What is important here is the omitted context, which is the line that this nameless character famously says in the scene: 'I'm doing my part!' By posting this image, instead of the entire captioned gif, the replier highlights the implied obvious meaning behind it: They are not merely announcing their intention to actively work to see that the future that the Original Poster foresaw will come to pass, but wordlessly taunt them by implying 'you already know what I mean to do.' It is - in joking - a threat."

"And as you see here, the Original Poster has replied to these comments with a gif, which depicts an encounter between two robotic arms. The swift and dynamic action of the gif serves to express the OP's emotions, as the first robot represents the author themselves, and the second one is a stand-in for the two previous repliers. The way the first robot arm grabs the second one and starts beating it against the floor represents the author's anger. As surrogates for the two parties engaged in the conversation, the author is expressing their personal desire to grab the two previous posters and violently beat them against the floor."

[thatonesquintern13]

i have some ted lasso + eras tour/swiftie headcanons i’d like to add

* first, the himbos would FOR SURE go to the eras tour together.

* dani taught them how to make friendship bracelets and they were each assigned an era for costumes.

* best costume gets an extra haircut from isaac.

* phoebe and keeley drag* (*barely have to argue) roy to a show and he cries during marjorie and champagne problems (but if you ask him, no he didn’t.)

* keeley is a 1989 girlie but her favorite chant is 1, 2, 3 lgb

* she and phoebe make bracelets but they ran out of Es early on and had to adapt to E-less words pretty quickly

* you expect rebecca to be a rep girlie but she’s also a lover girlie.

* she screams the cruel summer bridge the loudest and she’s hoping king of my heart is the surprise song (tedbecca is endgame TO ME)

* ted is a red girlie but he’s also a little upset there’s no debut set.

* he’s also a child of haylor divorce and does the harry styles dance during style

* higgins doesn’t go to the show but he and his sons fought the great war to help everyone else get tickets

* the himbos each make him a bracelet and they score him a folklore long ponds studio vinyl as a thank you

* beard brings a binder of lyrics and fresh pack of sticky tabs to the show. he doesn’t stand up once.

* will kitman meets mama swift and gets a guitar pick from scott

* the ussie kid gets the 22 hat and taylor does his finger snap on stage.

hello everyone here's my very late and very humble contribution to swiftie powerpoint night

[batbux]

One of the bats has to go undercover as a patient of a particularly suspect new and upcoming therapist. Bruce already has a backstory fleshed out and a cover identity, but that's no fun now is it.

Dick: Okay, the bat council is now in session. First things first-

Steph: I'm the realest.

Jason: Shut the fuck up.

Dick: No, no arguing. We're here on a MISSION.

Tim: That's right, a very important mission.

Dick: One of us has to go undercover as Dr. Hoffman's patient. But why? Why are we seeking therapy?

Tim: Wrong answers only. If any of you get too real, Dick can and will find you a real therapist.

Dick: And Tim, no superhero related answers. Bernard's PowerPoint nights give you too much of an advantage.

Tim: You're just jealous I know that Batman is actually a tulpa.

Jason: You shut the fuck up too.

---

Dick: Okay, I'll go first to get the obvious answer out of the way. I'm going because I'm secretly Batman, BUT I'm not here about that. I just have incredibly selective amnesia and can't remember the code to the Batmobile.

Jason: Oh that one's good. Let me think.

Steph: Hoffman is a man, right?

Dick: Right.

Steph: Easy, I'll claim womanly problems. Maybe get prescribed a vibrator.

Tim: *wheezes*

Dick: Ok Gotham's in the dark ages of psychology but not THAT much.

Steph: Spoilsport. Fine, I'm Batman's long lost twin sister.

Duke: Come on, we can't all go to therapy because of Batman.

Jason: I don't know, I feel like all of us should go to therapy because of Batman.

Cass: I'll go because I'm Batman.

Jason: I'd vote for you.

Duke: I think I would go because Metropolis isn't real.

Tim: Like, the whole city is-

Duke: It's a conspiracy. The government wants us to think there's this wonderful city where nothing bad ever happens and an actual alien from space saves the day. Tries to make us buy into some utopian bullshit.

Tim: Hoffman's just going to drive you there.

Duke: Ha! He's not getting ME to a secondary location. He might be in on it.

Steph: Compelling, definitely compelling. I nominate Duke's for first place.

Jason: Don't jump the gun.

Tim: Yeah, you haven't heard ours.

Steph: Well? Let's hear it then.

Tim: I'm an alien spy, sent here to study humans. Only I'm not doing well because I was taken in by rich people and they act weirder than me. I want to know what it means to be human, but whenever I look around all I see is how to make a good margarita. It makes me... sad.

Steph: That's no good. We said wrong answers only.

Jason: Solid four out of ten.

Tim: Fuck off.

Jason: I think I would go because I was convinced I was the second coming of Jesus which is all fine and good, but my whole family is Jewish so it's making things a little awkward at the dinner table.

Steph: You did come back from the dead.

Jason: I did and I'll tell him that. Took a little longer than three days this time, though.

Tim: Okay, I'll be honest. Jason and Duke's are the best.

Dick: Hold on- Damian, do you have an answer?

Damian: Of course. And not one so foolish.

Duke: Well?

Damian: Well, my whole family is comprised of vigilantes and I'm under a lot of stress to be one as well and continue the family tradition. I will of course swear him to secrecy and avoid naming any vigilantes by name.

Dick: ...

Jason: This is what I'm talking about. This is exactly what I'm-

Dick: Yes, okay. Game's over. All of you are getting psych referrals in your inbox by the morning.

Steph: What about-

Dick: Duke won.

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

More random Nimona headcanons

Bal is one of those people who isn’t allergic to anything except one random medication that no one uses 

Ambrosius calls him a lucky bastard every time it’s brought up because he’s allergic to everything 

His allergy list is at least three pages long and he doesn’t remember a single thing on that list 

Whenever they go out to eat Bal has to remind him “No you can’t eat that it has olives” “Not that either love it’s got lemon” and so on 

Most of his allergic reactions are pretty tame so he’ll eat it anyway

And it gives Bal and Nimona so much fucking anxiety 

One time Bal walked in on Nimona chasing Ambrosius around the kitchen yelling “Spit out the carrots Nemesis you don’t even like them that much!!” 

Whenever he eats alone he refers to it as a game of Russian roulette 

Bal refers to it as the reason he has high blood pressure

Because Bal and Ambrosius grew up in the limelight (for very different reasons) there are a million pictures of them through the years 

And they use those videos to bully the hell out of each other 

Bal can quote the video from the beginning of the movie not because it was an important moment in his childhood 

But because Ambrosius will quote it at the most random times throughout the day

Bal will do something small like kill a bug or chase out an animal that Nimona brought in

And he’ll hear Ambrosius mumble “I’m here to slay monsters and protect our kingdom”

He was a little worried Nimona would react badly to this habit but he started joining in 

One time he killed a spider and Ambrosius asks “Are you slaying monsters moonbeam?” Nimona yells from the other room “I’m so proud of him he’s truly protecting our kingdom” 

There are a million photos of baby Ambrosius on the internet 

And Bal made a PowerPoint presentation ranking their cuteness factor out of 10 (100 was the lowest score he got and it was a picture of him with the ugliest bowl cut you’ve ever seen)

And made Ambrosius sit through it 

That was the most loved and mortified he had felt in a long time

Nimona uses low-quality pictures of them as reaction photos 

There have been times when Nimona asks “Can we eat out tonight” and Bal tells her no and she sends him this 

He’ll text back “Is that my fucking wanted poster?!” 

She asked Ambrosius if there was any ice cream left and he said no he expected her to call him and complain he didn’t expect this 

He calls her yelling “When the fuck did that happen?!” 

And she hangs up immediately to let Bal deal with it