#it’s equality

[worstloki]

Casually writing Thor as shorter than Loki and pretending everything about that is normal To make up for the massive height difference people think they have

[laserdiscsurgery]

read a post that i thought said “women can be just as bald as men!!” and i was like oh yeah true but it actually said bad…

[rosemary-is-in-pesterquest]

I think the hsbc team should finally do lesbian reparations and give post canon davekat a divorce arc

[ladyhimbo]

Broke: MC replacing Anne in the Slytherin Trio

Woke: MC, Anne, Sebastian and Ominis as the Slytherin Marauders

[renaissancefailmarriage]

modern day prufra works because they do roughly equal amounts of hausfrauing, gilbert in the morning (up at 6 am to make breakfast and walk dogs and nag his lazy bastard to get out of bed) and francois in the evening (cooking dinner, urging gilbert to stop watching reruns of Tatort and come BACK to bed so they can suck each other silly)

[apollos-boyfriend]

But wait if he adds Red what about his cat/boyfriend? If Q wants gay island he needs the actual gays (TM) too

i think it’s arguably funnier if only velvet joins. mom said it’s HIS turn to kill off his boyfriend (in minecraft)

[bijouxcarys]

Ballsy to post something like this on a place like Tumblr but

*clears throat*

I love and support straight men

You do not need to prove anything to anyone

You do not need to pander to people who would throw you under the bus without a second thought

And more importantly:

You’re allowed to express your emotions. But you’re also allowed to keep them hidden from others if you so wish to.

Being a man isn’t something you should be ashamed of. You’re an equal, integral part of human existence.

Here’s another reminder: fragile masculinity is a myth, and any gender can be toxic.

[tytoalbion]

Men drawing Homer getting ripped is the equivalent to that guy who requests female Simpsons characters in ninja outfits

[skiploom]

i loooove columbo ass posting he has such a good ass

[galpalaven]

I NEED to make a fem bi man x gnc bi woman ship so bad on god

OR EVEN BETTER fem4fem bi man / bi woman ship

[pmrashford]

Both the men and women’s teams won their FA Cup QF matches 3-1

[lukore]

I think mellinoe must have mommy issues

[stuckinapril]

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

[redstonedust]

in general i dont think fandom tattoos are a bad idea but i think u need to at least give yourself like a two year buffer from the end of that piece of media before you commit. like if someone told me "yeah im obsessed with hazbin hotel rn so im gonna get a hazbin hotel tattoo" id be like woah okay maybe put a pin in that idea for later. but if someone told me "yeah i read homestuck in its prime and i still love it so im gonna get a homestuck tattoo" id be like well fair enough its been like eight years. if you still like it now you'll probably still have fond memories of it in 20 years. you do you.

[wizard-laundry]

QUICK REMINDER

In the US: threatening government officials is a felony under federal law (the president in particular is protected under 18 U.S.C. § 871). Even memes.

be careful with your jokes if they spill over to active officials.