#it’s bear time

[shrimptacodaniels]

Thinking about these four bears. These teenage bears. Who woke from the sex dream they’re having.

(I’m so hyped for 15 y/o portal you don’t even know but the bear college bit gets stuck in my head so often HOOOOLY-)

[qvietspvce]

i am desperately craving salmon

[kaasiand]

I wish we had every single game on DS

Not 3DS, just DS

[mochidoodle]

✧ soaring high above, watching over you ✧

[war-forged-storms]

I know that some people get very nervous around the idea of having sex while under the influence, but don’t worry, I’ll guide you.

You can come sit on my lap and I’ll hold your cup or can or whatever and help you drink it down, all while my other hand feels you over your underwear. We’ll go nice and slow, I won’t slip my fingers into them until you whisper in a drawl that you want it. If you really struggle with it, I can take the sip of your drink or take the shot for you and spit it into your mouth through a kiss. That way there’s less thinking work for you.

You can take an edible or something and I’ll slowly start to go down on you while you’re in a nice and hazey. If you’re comfortable with smoking, maybe I’d let you take a few hits off my joint, or again I can shotgun them to you, make even getting stoned something out of your responsibility. Just lay down and let me make you feel good.

I’ll tell you everything I’m doing and everything I’m going to do. I’ll make sure you’re as comfortable and care free as you can be while I work orgasm after orgasm out of you when you’re in your own little world.

[bluegiragi]

a bit judge-y there simon.

early access + nsfw on patreon prints

[percabetn]

i can’t stop thinking about how annabeth e-mailed percy the photo of her at dc but this doofus decided to print it and put it in his notebook to stare at her whenever he could. talk about dedication

[rookanisstuff]

yeah yeah whatever you say gorgeous

[sugurugetos]

GILMORE GIRLS — 4.17: Girls in Bikinis, Boys Doin' the Twist

[negativespace06]

these guys again

[savagegood]

literally who is doing it like gritty, icône de l'extrême gauche américaine?

[shotgunwedding-inhell]

i wish i saw less "cutesy" transmasc rep. write about dudes who don't care enough to clean their period stains out of their boxers and just throw them in the wash. show me guys who get told they look like they're on their way to an AA meeting. dudes who smoke more than they should and sleep in a ratty sports bra they don't wash enough because they can't bear to sleep without it. where's that rep.

[elodieunderglass]

Me, lying unrepentantly to Mouse, aged two, denying the necessity of a nappy change: yeah the moon only likes babies who don’t stink

Mouse: 🙂‍↔️

Me, going to the window and communing with the full moon: hey moon. Do you like people who stink

Me: she said no

Mouse:

😧

The moon has a lot of influence in our house ….. mouse submitted to the nappy change ……

[gelly-art]

Cute date idea: rob a bank together.

[eldhuug]

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