#it’s a very bizarre au

[cleverclove]

Rough design of my civilian version of Spider-Clown. Jeanette “Nettie” Baccay is a normal Filipina-American woman living in HaHarlem. Basically, she lives in a surreal version of normal reality in which there is “emotion police,” where you are prosecuted for showing any extreme emotion (that’s a lot of lore I’ll expand on later).

Nettie is a former teacher who left her career out of disgust for the increasingly dystopian state of the education system (reality parallels <33). Now, Nettie works as a balloon maker for parties. Her career isn’t necessarily smiled upon, but it is not yet illegal. Therefore, her balloon-making business is pretty hush hush at the moment…not that her business gets many patrons, anyway. Many parents don’t want to take chances with the emotion police.

The logo on her balloon pump, “Funtyme Inc.,” is a disturbing corporation that manufactures all legal toys and games in HaHarlem. They are designed specifically not to bring too much joy, thus reducing emotions in children.

[krysmcscience]

Don't mind me, just slacking on a big Billford comic by making other far more ridiculous Billford comics and also some AU art (please excuse my slapdash human!Bill thank you please, also before anyone asks the art style is messy and all over the place because idgaf LOL)

This started out as an excuse to design a Bill Cipher-inspired "wedding" dress, but then spiraled wildly out of control. Various rambles and a bunch more human!Bill arts under the cut, including another silly little comic at the end! (Feel free to skip the rambles, I won't be offended. I know I'm bad at shutting up. XD)

I may or may not write some comedy stuff for this AU, which I'm calling 'For Better Or Worse (But Mostly Worse)'. While Ford DOES remember getting sloshed enough for one thing to lead to making out with another after karaoke, neither he nor Bill remember this wedding, At All. The Love God did nothing to dissuade them from going hog wild on their marriage spending, either, so it got...uh. Exorbitantly Expensive. As in, the grand total could probably buy the entire fucking MOON sort of expensive. (It's fine, don't worry, Bill's good enough at crime to be able to afford it.) Also, because the logic of this AU is mostly dictated by Rule of Funny, the Love God's powers are close to unlimited when it comes to matters of romance, but ONLY when it comes to matters of romance. (Like weddings!)

Want an empty human vessel to smash the soul of a triangle into for date nights or when it's convenient, or perhaps even when it's NOT convenient? Easy peasy! Want the marriage to be recognized in every corner of the multiverse from now until the end of time, thus making any potential future divorce nigh-on impossible? Can do! Want to buy an entire beach for the ceremony and honeymoon and in general, and totally not at all because it would be Super Hilarious to prevent any specific movies from being made on that very same beach in the future? Fine, whatever, it's not his finances he's ruining!

Does the Love God also provide special rings that just so happen to turn incorporeal as long as the "happy couple" doesn't remember that they barged into his dreams to bully him into presiding over their marriage? ...No comment!

He spends the next thirty years trying and failing to get in touch with either of them for payment. This is why you should always demand half the money up front, my guy!

Also it's absolutely a traditional Jewish wedding, because I like the idea of Bill demanding all the keepsakes from the marriage that he paid for, and being completely confused when one of the things he's handed is a fancy container full of broken glass. He gets it later, but in the moment, he thinks the Love God is just fucking with him some more.

Ramble over! Here's the full dress that caused the comic to happen, along with what Ford wound up wearing at the wedding (and begrudgingly agreeing to put on again later for Reasons), aaaaand also a close-up of Bill's ring:

I may have forgotten to draw Bill's hair floofier when drawing the back of the dress, lmao

Since double ring ceremonies have been leaking over into Jewish wedding customs for a while now, Ford also has a ring, but his is the much more traditional plain gold band. There's definitely a message engraved on the inside - embarrassing, cringe, or incriminating somehow - but I haven't decided what it is yet, so use your imagination for now. XD Bill, on the other hand, saw the phrase 'traditional plain gold band' and said "No Thank You" before proceeding to embellish his ring to his liking. And because he's a secret sap who adores Ford's extra fingers, the triangle points add up to twelve, as do the engraved stars. Yes, they're stars, not dots, I just got lazy. There's also six lashes on the eye gem, and probably an eye engraving on the inside with another six lashes. (Bill's got it BAD, okay? We all know this.)

Here are the initial scribbles of Bill's custom vessel in more casual attire, please ignore the wonky anatomy and the fact that I flat out refuse to ever draw him with a proper top hat:

He does actually need a cane in this vessel; since Bill tends to possess men and especially Ford more often than not, he's used to having a higher center of gravity when in a human body, so his ability to balance is pretty garbage. (He may or may not topple over with concerning regularity.) As for his empty eye socket, his bangs don't do much to hide it since he's so high-energy (dude is constantly on the move), and he also refuses to wear a patch over it, because 1.) why bother, and 2.) it's more fun to freak people out.

To better align with Ford's attraction towards the strange, the vessel was designed with super minor shapeshifting ability - Bill can look like a perfectly normal human, but he can also make the teeth and fingers sharper whenever he likes (which is mostly just when he's angry or being more of a menace than usual), as well as slit down the pupils or outright ditch the irises altogether. He can also have whatever he wants in the downstairs department, just because I'm an indecisive bitch on that front, lmao. Maybe he can have boobs if he wants them, too, but I ain't drawin' tits on no triangle, nuh-uh, no sir. His powers are otherwise limited down to what humans can do, because for some reason, the Love God doesn't trust Bill to not snap into Immediate Apocalypse Mode if he's given a physical form that's actually all his and no one else's.

Due to the body being all his and no one else's, it's also not really a standard possession so much as it is just...Bill being temporarily human. He's a lot more aware of and in tune with his human body's senses than he ever was with his "puppets", which makes things like pain a lot more intense. (He is mostly fine with this, because he's a fukken masochist.)

A bit more fashion stuff, including beach and party attire~

The beach outfit was mostly me trying and failing to nail down his body shape, which is still not bottom-heavy enough. I then decided to slap a bikini on it, before making it supremely unsexy with a pair of fugly shorts, because Bill's fashion choices are not allowed to be conventionally attractive. Meanwhile, the party outfit was mostly me looking at the casual attire I designed, asking 'how would Bill make this Worse', and then drawing the result. The mismatched thigh-highs are killing me inside! :D

No, his vessel can't actually summon fire, I just drew it for funzies before I decided on said vessel's limitations. Yes, the gold brick tattoos are absolutely a reference to the fic 'Knowing Me, Knowing You' - I simply could not resist.

I also HAD to draw Bill in one of his canonical(?) shirts, just made tank-top'd:

He is absolutely about to over-correct and fall backwards after this. USE YOUR CANE, GOOFBALL!!! (I meant to draw Bill closer to this degree of bottom-heavy in the other images, but. Alas. I am bad at anatomy, LOL)

And, last but not least before More Comic Time, I attempted to draw him closer to Gravity Falls style:

Jury's out on whether or not I succeeded, but - hey. I tried. Now have some Handyman Bill AU, but with my goofy human design, instead:

Hey, it's a 'mystery snack', and the guy wanted A BITE to eat - the joke was right there, guys!!! (Based on this post, because it just screamed BILL CIPHER to me.)

whoops i forgor bills ring and cracks ahaha too late now

I WILL SHUT UP AND STOP RAMBLING NOW K THX BYYYYYE

[royalelo]

so im making an AU that like, changes canon QUITEEE A BITTT and its gonna be a bit more disturbing i guess. Bare bones of it is basically everybody survived after Giorno defeated the boss (Fugo still doesn't join them) Abbachio and Bruno moved to France to start over while the rest stay in Italy. Fugo kept contact through emails and texts with the gang but he grows further away from them. yet he seems to like Narancia more with the lack of contact and gains a newly born obsession.

I guess you never know what you had until you lost it.

I CALL IT.... Sicknezz AU!! NEHEHEJEHEH

[i3utterflyeffect]

King, looking for Alan and SC, finding them sleeping in the ceiling. In their cursor form.

oops! ceiling nap

[aforgotto]

Are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick?

You've come so far why now are you pulling on my dick?

I'd normally slap your face off, and everyone here could watch!

But I'm feeling nice, here's some advice, listen up, biotch!

[alvrzs]

yahooo giocy 4 my friend again.!1!!! Non coloured under too bc I actually liked it more than the coloured one.

^ context!

[mixelation]

is sasoi invited to toris wedding. does he do her hair. do japanese weddings have best men/maids of honor and if so who gets deidara. does orochimaru show up

i know very little about japanese weddings, but google indicates they don't typically have bridal parties. but if they DID deidara would be in tori's party bc itachi has a huge family and tori has ummm deidara and her imaginary civilian friend. one of he articles i speed read did say there's a role for parents, which tori would ask minakushi for awwww cute (kushina cries the whole ceremony)

sasori is definitely invited but im not sure if he'd be interested in attending. i think it could go other way-- i don't think he'd like big events but he might like the pretty formal wear and a pretty venue. his attendance might be entirely contingent on tori's planned wardrobe. instead of a normal RSVP he's like "itachi would look good in a wedding kimono but idk about you. what is your reception uchikake like" and if i got through with the kazekage plan, tori DOES have to report this is his answer to konoha leadership.

[especiallyqhere]

Capo and his attack dog | Golden Arrow AU

[scary-monsters]

You can’t say send you jojo characters and not expect me to ask you to do HP. You don’t have to but I DO have to ask. Maybe a modern Hp if you wanna spice it up

genuinely so glad you asked, i could never deny you an HP 🧡 @michael-rrodent also asked for them AND i threw in modern johnny as well since @penny-lane-123 and @spacejasontodd requested him!

this is them as they'd appear in my silly little modern diego lore; HP is diego's first true love that he meets at cambridge :')) they're a religious studies student who knocks some sense into diego and convinces him to follow his dreams and figure himself out. they also have tattoos and they give diego all his piercings, which starts off as a dare but eventually becomes a very intimate bonding experience. HP graduates and moves to italy, the two both agree they can't do long distance BUT they stay best friends and HP is diego's go-to for advice for years and years after their relationship. in any au where they aren't dating, i love the two of them as amicable exes.

and johnny.. WELL, he's diego's childhood best friend and awkward first gay kiss 💀 they're both teenagers trying to figure out life and unfortunately johnny does not appreciate the gesture so he ghosts diego for years.. i like to think they eventually start talking again, even if it happens as a result of diego giving him shit when he finds out johnny is dating gyro.

[calmbigdipper]

Gremlin

[hopelesslovebug]

@naramisweek day 5 swap

ahem so i 'm kinda a little late (⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)

[thesurprisefactory]

Josuke and desserts

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I haven't posted in over a month... well guess what, I'm back! I'm planning a collection of dessert themed drawings- I may or may not draw all of them, but if I do, I'll post 'em.

[valdangelodreams]

AU #14 (mini aus)

so, I actually never stop dreaming of the otp, I just carefully select AUs to protect y'all. but I do have a bunch of half-aus that devolved into completely different dreams that are postable.

Here they go:

-one was a fall au? where Leo manages to save Percy and Annabeth from perdition (he rapelled to Annabeth and cut the web) and in the process, took their place. and Nico almost went with, but Leo stopped him telling him no one else could find the doors, and the Leo had to pay the prize of the cookie anyways. {I have no further info}

-one was just in camp, and Leo and Nico were hanging out more, and Leo was like, helping Nico regain his humor, in a way? it was very cute, had a scene with everyone being surprised abt Nico laughing

-there was a very weird one, that started real angst like with Leo calling everyone out on their bullshit, and how they have no room to say shit abt his death bc they didn't care before, but it felt like I knew how it was gonna end and was just trying to find out how it got there? again, very weird

-there are several to deal with choice and people trying to decide what one of them had to do, and them supporting each other to take a decision for themselves and not the others

-there was one where they met each other previous to canon events, and the moment Leo sees him post rescue mission he remembers, and is immediately on him, being worried and also admonishing in the weirdest combo of Spanish, Italian and English, all while Nico was just resting his entire weight on him, letting himself be held, it included Leo being all antagonistic to Percy's whole "this guy's awful prerogative" (seriously, what was up with that?)

-there's also quite a few nsfw ones, but I'm keeping those to myself as the adult in charge

[ask-that-weird-dog]

Kris. Kris. Kris. Of the two, do you prefer moss or potassium more?

* (You get the feeling this is about to be a very, very weird day.)

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[i3utterflyeffect]

I wonder how Purple and Mango would react to meeting Plushie?

both sort of scared, confused, but also........ yeah this seems in-line with whatever the hell the selkie!becker family has going on

[corpsoir]

i don't know what i'm supposed to do, haunted by the ghost of you