#it’s a threat
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im-still-watching-anime · 11 months ago
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sasuke: i know you won’t leave me alone but it’s not like i’m obsessed with you too or anything
naruto: you will be
sasuke: what.
naruto: you will be
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angelmichelangelo · 5 months ago
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i really do love the idea of that tottmnt being the chance to showcase each individual turtle, giving them their own space to “fight solo” and have probably, entire episodes dedicated to them each — something that isn’t done enough in previous tmnt versions.
but what i will say is, as much as i do enjoy these versions of turtles and really did like the movie and how they were portrayed as a unit, one thing i think it most definitely lacked was those more.. intimate moments between brothers (not in a creepy way, lemme explain)
like we got a lot of them as a group, and that’s great, the way they all seem very close as brothers and basically best friends. they flowed well even when they were overlapping one another and just clicked as a group.
but in the movie we didn’t really get moments when perhaps 2 turtles were alone. there wasn’t any b-team moments, or raph and donnie going off together or mikey tagging along with leo to do something. that’s what it sorely lacked because as much as i do enjoy them all together, siblings also have a tendency to just.. split off and have different vibes with other siblings. and other iterations of tmnt do that, so that’s what i need to see in tottmnt, desperately so!!
i need just an episode where raph and donnie end up in a situation together, maybe they’ve had an argument beforehand and are at odds but when put in danger, they put their heads together and realise they’re more alike than they think, and can use that as an advantage.
or leo wanting to go off and do solo missions because he thinks he’s edgy enough to do it alone, only to have his annoying little brother tag along (like little siblings do!) and leo grumbles the entire time, kicks up a fuss, maybe even hurts mikes feelings at some point BUT when leo gets hurt/in danger does he realise how much he’s been underestimating his brother when he saves his ass
it’s things like that, that also make tmnt what it is. yes, i love them as a group! they obviously work well together, and YES WE CAN FINALLY GET SOME TURTLE SOLO ARCS THAT ARENT JUST LEO ANGST (sorry leo) but i also want more moments of certain brothers together. b-team, a-team, a mixture of both, i don’t care. just GIMME
ok rant over lol
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that-one-annoying-fan-girl · 11 months ago
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It’s a big day for annoying people everywhere. The Percy Jackson adaptation is out and we will never shut up about it
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romajuliettesupremacy · 2 years ago
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chloe i think you’re very deeply mistaken about this being the last book because phoebe and alisa and celia all haven’t had their own books yet! don’t worry queen i’m sure that was just a typo!!
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princesssbepo · 14 days ago
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I will boop you all
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echomimus · 2 years ago
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fair warning if you tag something with ghostleon i WILL see it
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saepiae · 1 year ago
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office doesnt have iced coffee so i bought one before work today - they give me room temp coffee with four ice cubes
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itsays · 10 months ago
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"life as a 22 year old mother of 3" "life as a married 19 year old couple" *video of mother daughter and grandma making reference to how they were both moms at like 16* *21 year old girl flex video about how she's a mother of 4* *couple whose entire personality is having 10 kids before turning 30* "married my highschool sweetheart at 18 and now i have 8 kids at age 25" "what i do in a day as a 19 year old housewife"
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thyfleshc0nsumed · 4 months ago
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No you don't get it, I'm a Good Person. You don't understand. I'm a Good Person which makes it okay for me to think violently about the Enemy, who is Bad Person. I'm commenting "you should be violently murdered" because I'm Good Person and you're Bad Person. You think saying that to someone is fucked up?? You should be violently murdered, you're probably Bad Person anyway
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If someone actually spoiled it to me I would kill myself
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We mean it when we say WAIT and see. NO SPOILERS.
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stil-lindigo · 7 months ago
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lead balloon (the tumblr post that saved me)
if this comic resonated with you, it would mean the world to me if you donated to this palestinian family's escape fund.
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no creative notes because this isn't that kind of comic.
I know I don’t owe any of you anything but I still felt compelled to write about my long term absence. And I feel far enough away from the dangerous spot I was in to be able to make this comic. I have a therapist now, and she agreed that making this could be a very cathartic gesture, and the start of properly leaving these thoughts behind me. I am still, at seemingly random times, blindsided by fleeting desires to kill myself. They’re always passing urges, but it’s disarming, and uncomfortable. I worry sometimes that my brain’s spent so long thinking only about suicide that it’s forgotten how to think about anything else. Like, now that I've opened that door for myself, I'll never be able to fully shut it again. But I’m trying my best to encourage my mind in other directions. We'll see how that goes.
I am still donating all proceeds from my store to Palestinian causes. So far, I've donated over $15K, not including donations coming from my own pocket or the fundraising streams which jointly raised around $10K. In the time since I made my initial post about where this money would be going, the focus has shifted from aid organisations to directly donating to escape funds.
If you'd like to do the same, you can look at Operation Olive Branch, which hosts hundreds of Palestinian escape funds or donate to Safebow, which has helped facilitate the safe crossing and securing of important medical procedures for over 150 at-risk palestinians since the beginning of the genocide.
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p1nkshield · 2 months ago
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Damian: Todd prepare. I’m going to kill you!
Jason: you can try but it probably won’t stick!
Bruce: what is this about?
Jason: I sent baby pictures of knife child to the robins group chat.
Damian: WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE THOSE TODD?!?
Jason: If I wanted something I would bribe Talia with them.
Damian: what? LIES! NEITHER OF MY PARENTS WOULD STOOP TO SUCH A LEVEL RIGHT FATHER?
Bruce: …
Damian: father?
Bruce:… how much?
Damian: FATHER?!?
Bruce: name your price!
Damian: NO!
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blasphemister · 2 months ago
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Republicans can't win without threatening and committing violence. January 6th-like insurrections and election tampering will happen in states all across the country this time. Don't let her down!
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fears-in-my-tardis · 1 year ago
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it’s oddly emphasized within the last few minutes of the show, too. they take time away from the ongoing plot to have metatron ask nina, “has anyone ever asked for death?” and he practically forces the coffee onto aziraphale; pick the coffee or else.
Oh my god I've been so stupid
GIVE ME COFFEE OR GIVE ME DEATH
It was an outright goddamn death threat
You either take the coffee, or take the death
Metatron you nasty little piece of shit
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lilithland · 4 months ago
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imagine you’re at the gym superrrrrr late one night
and maybe you’re a little paranoid because it’s late at night but you just can’t shake the feeling that someone is watching you
you check and check but you never spot anyone else in the gym
you’re not the brightest, so you see no problem in showering at the gym before you go home, even if you feel a little unsafe
you always act a little bit like a dirty slut in the shower because you think it’s silly
you stick your tongue out and look up with puppy dog eyes, pretending you’re about to have your pretty face absolutely defiled
you make a show out of washing your tits, massaging them and making them extra soapy
you of course stick a cheeky finger into your naughty holes, just to double check that you’re extra clean
you’re scared shitless when you hear someone open the locker room door
you flush all over absolutely humiliated and embarassed with how you were acting in a public space, thankfully no one saw you but the door opening was just what you needed to stop playing around
just as you’re about to turn off the water the curtain behind you is pulled open
you whip around, one hand instinctively covering your tits and the other your princess parts
before you could so much as get a scream out, you’re manhandled to turn away and are pressed into the shower wall
a giant hand covers your mouth and another holds your slutty body tight to the man behind you, you struggle against him, only causing his grip to tighten
the arm holding you keeps you in place while descending down your body, he skips right over your achy clit and goes straight for your fuck hole
he slides two fingers in with ease, you tell yourself it’s the shower water that’s giving him easy entry but deep down you know that’s not true
his fingers work almost too fast leaving you dizzy and unsatisfied
you continue your futile attempt to break free, accidentally fucking yourself more on his fingers
before you can process what’s happening he rips his fingers out, your abused pussy clenching and leaking around nothing
a hard hand smacks your tits, when you go to scream the fingers that were just in you get shoved down your throat, you gag as you taste yourself on your r4pist’s fingers
you feel his hard, throbbing cock at your drippy hole
you go to scream only to choke and gag more on the fingers being forced down your throat
the man behind you wastes no time filling you up, stuffing you in one go, the stretch of his massive cock burns but your eager whore hole greedily accepts the intrusion
the man stands up fully and lifts you with him, you sink onto his cock more, crying from the fullness
he leaves the two of you like that for a bit, forcing you to cock warm
you start to cry once you realize just how much of a mess you’re making all over his dick
you haven’t stopped leaking, your body knowing it needs a good fucking
you whine and are horrified when you find your hips starting to rock, desperately seeking to be fucked
“good girl”
you’re relieved for a few moments as he fucks you up and down on his monster cock
you’re dangerously close to cumming when he sets you back down and bends you over
he pulls his fingers out of your mouth and his dick out of your fuck hole, ruining your orgasm you were so close to having
before you can scream and cry and embarrass yourself more, your drippy hole is stuffed once more
this time though, it’s not a cock impaling you
no, he shoved your shampoo bottle as far as it could go into your tight little pussy
“no no no take it out!”
your ass is smacked hard in response causing you to shut up
“be a good little fuck doll or i’m not going to let you finish tonight”
he fucks the bottle in and out of you a couple times, the wet sounds of your greedy hole accepting any kind of fucking mortifies you
the bottle stills and you can’t tell if you’re relieved, your hole aching to be fucked again
one hand pushes your head down holding you in place, the other starts to prod your back entrance
you really start to kick and scream
“anything but that! please! you’ll split me right open, im begging you anything but that”
“shhhhh daddy’s gonna make you feel so good princess”
one finger turns to two, two turns to three
every time a finger gets added the bottle buried in your cunt is fucked in and out of you
you’re a moaning, groaning, overstimulated mess
dumbly, you fall for the same slap scream finger combo as before
you’re forced to taste your ass as the man positions himself to enter your other fuck hole
this time he doesn’t hold back, fucking you at a brutal pace
it hurts but the fucking in your ass causes the shampoo bottle in your cunt to rub deliciously against the sweet spot inside you
you don’t cum but he does
you feel hot, thick ropes of sperm shoot into your ass as he stills
you stay like that for a long time, a bottle in your fuck hole and a fat cock cock warming your other fuck hole
the man plays with your nipples while you’re forced to cock warm
“i gotta keep you ready and fuckable for the next few rounds”
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littlefankingdom · 3 months ago
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Dick who climbed on anything as a child. Even in public, especially in public. The moment Bruce looks away, he is climbing something to get as high as possible. The first times, it gave Bruce an heart attack. Now, it's just a headache.
People pass by and ask if they should call the firefighters, and Bruce tiredly tell them "He is fine, he can get down on his own.", like people with cats.
Imagine, you're walking out of some building, only to see a 10 years old standing on top of a lamppost, having a discussion with his dad guardian at the bottom.
"Dick, get down."
"Make me."
"Get down or you're grounded."
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