#it’s THAT SIMPLE

[tightjeansjavi]

my lords and ladies (gn) why are we still censoring fic in 2024

[ro7hiiismind]

No revenge because Allahu Akbar

[wetsnifflesneeze]

A big wet sounding sneeze just really does it for me

[gwandas]

“Elain is treated better because she apologized.”

No she did not! She acknowledged what Feyre did for them. That’s not an apology. It is certainly admirable and not a bad thing at all, but if that is the standard for an apology, well, Nesta did the same thing in the High Lord meeting in an arguably much more public and vulnerable setting than the ACOMAF dinner scene.

[angelnumber27]

If you hate me then kill me

[samandcolbyownme]

Please don’t be like this person. Don’t comment on my posts with anything negative. If you don’t like it, then clearly I don’t write it for you. I did leave the comment up, but then I blocked them because their blog was just a MAJOR trigger and I didn’t need that reminder, so the comment has been deleted. I’m just using them as an example of what not to do on my blog. Thanks 😘

[aheavenofhell]

You might think:

-Aziraphale and Crowley feel sexual desire

-Aziraphale and Crowley are asexual

-Aziraphale and Crowley are non binary

-Aziraphale and Crowley are gender-fluid

-Crowley was an archangel

-Crowley was a minor angel

-Crowley was wrong

-Aziraphale was wrong

-They were both wrong

It doesn’t matter, because it’s all headcanon and you can think what you like and I can think what I like and there’s no reason to stamp anyone out by insisting your opinion is the Only Correct Opinion.

[cyrenescreams]

I know things suck and are scary right now but do not give in to your fears. Do not hurt yourself. Do not become complacent. That is what they want. The only thing we can do is to keep living and keeping fighting for change. We can get through this. We just have to keep going

[tightjeansjavi]

*sigh* say it with me y’all, if you come across a fic that you don’t like, what do you do?

Scroll on by!

Roll around in some grass

Talk to a therapist

Write your feelings down and then burn them

What you shouldn’t do?

Publicly kink shame both the writer and readers for enjoying a fic that can’t physically cause you harm.

[h-didanart]

It’s silly time

———

Writing type: multiple parts, drabbles I guess?

Story: SAMS au- Get in losers, we’re family now

Setting: some town near some forest in Utah

Characters: Hunter’s Bloodmoon and Harvest’s Bloodmoon

Seriousness: Nah

Canonicity: Questionable

Inspiration: so you know that one trend in the dca fandom of making the dca have period cramps?

———

“So you know what I said?”

“Sucks to suck?”

“Nnnnoooooooo…. Okay fine, yes, I did say that”

“I figured. And about the fire?”

“Oh yeah, that, I just watched it”

“Watched the Shark-One tire—“

“—as the flames transpired! Indeed, indeed!” Hunter giggled to himself, bouncing from one foot to the other.

“The pure terror on its eyes was something quite amusing!”

Harvest huffed in agreement, “I can imagine so, but just as much as a chewing out though?”

“Yeah, the idiots weren’t very happy ‘bout that,” Hunter grumbled, kicking their feet, “it wasn’t even my fault the fire started!”

“But you did plainly stand there as it spread”

Hunter glared at his twin, “are you siding with the Swiss Cheese Cracker?”

Harvest just looked at her twin, “I’m offering an explanation of future logics not to tread”

“Ugh, whatever” Hunter shook their head, wincing a bit.

“Still got that odd pain?”

Hunter hummed, swinging his arms a bit as he walked.

“I swear I cleaned that ham well”

“How well if it was off the ground?”

Hunter rolled their eyes, “live a little”

Hunter whined, his walking stopping. Harvest stopped as well, watching as their twin stiffened in what they assumed to be discomfort.

“It’s a mile and a half walk to the camp, better not dawdle less the intensity ramp,” Harvest pat her twin’s back, “‘sides, you’ve walked on harsher conditions, aren’t I right?”

Hunter sighed, a small grimace on their face, “you are, probably, hell if I know if it actually was the ham,” he chuckled, “we’ll have to ask Cheesy when we get back”

And so the twins walked once again, for about twenty feet.

And then Hunter stopped again, air pushing harshly out of their vents. Harvest immediately turned to their twin, watching with growing concern as he lowered himself to the ground.

“Ar- hm- I don’t- what’s the onset for food poisoning???”

“I… don’t know”

“Cool, great, cool, cool, fUck,” Hunter hugged themselves.

Harvest kneeled down next to him, voice box starting and stopping repeatedly.

“Hhhhow bad is it?”

“Bad, bad bad, vERy bad bad”

Harvest nodded, placing a hand on her twin’s shoulder.

“Is food poisoning the only possibility?”

“I don’t know?!” Hunter yelled, “St-stomach ache of some sort!”

Harvest just repeated the word ‘ok’ over and over as they thought of what to do. She led Hunter to lay on the ground, putting the bags they both had been carrying to the side. Hunter clutched at his stomach, very clearly in pain.

“I’m dying”

“You better not”

“I’m dying here”

“If you die I’m going to kill you”

“Tell my story”

“I’ll tell the story of the several times you’ve face planted on a door,” Harvest snapped, several emotions swirling around their head, “now quit being dramatic while I call dad”

“But it’s funny,” Hunter whined as the pain lessened a bit.

Harvest glared down at her twin.

“If you’re not in threat of death I will slap you with a goddamn tree trunk”

Hunter just blinked at that before curling up on themselves, already feeling the next wave of pain. Harvest huffed and turned back to the physical phone in their hand.

[operationandre]

hey guys… reminder: you don’t have to like a headcanon a lot of people have for a character, but you have to remember that it will NOT kill you. making a negative post about a headcanon is so pointless 😭😭😭

[velvetporcelain]

a hex :

i hope you know you’re pacing my mind and it makes you physically, spiritually, mentally exhausted. my absence brings you insanity and terror. i hope the fire inside you has dwindled to coals unable to incinerate anything. i hope you are having meaningless sex. i hope your losing your intellectual integrity slowly and painfully. i hope you hate yourself.

-x

[frnkiebby]

THEYRE JUST~🎃

[rabiesofficial]

Is consent important? If you knew someone wouldn’t sleep with you based on the factor of your sex, 100% knew that or even suspect it, and you withhold that information so you can sleep with them anyway, is that consent? Rapists will say yes to that question.

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Also - I really like the idea of Hobie Brown having his own Felicia Hardy in his dimension. One that he actually goes steady with.

It’s cute to think in the Spider-Society every Spider-person says that being with a Felicia is impossible, or that them not making it work is a ‘canon event’. That Gwens always die and that Spider-man always gets his heartbroken by Black Cat, no matter what.

But Hobie being the rebel he is is like ‘fuck that, we’ll make it work’ and they do

He probably meets her during his runway era and thinks she’s stuck up as hell before he learns she shoplifts from the same stores he does

And it may not be the perfect fairytale relationship that being with an MJ is and he knows it’s not what ‘spiders do’ but he doesn’t fucking care he’ll be dammed before he do wrong by his ride-or-die girl because they love each other and emotional maturity is the most punk shit ever😭😭