#it’s SO bad

[wolverinesprincess]

‘princess’ would simply hit different coming from old man!logan. on his lap, with his hands all over you, his raspy voice. you take off his reading glasses and kiss his lips softly before the kisses turn deep and passionate. it doesn’t take long before you start rubbing yourself on him. “easy, princess. i’m right here, i’ll give you everything you want.”

[bikerbutchbait]

whenever i have a date i start getting ready three hours before i have to leave i really wish i was kidding. i have to layer my sparkly body oil and lotion and perfume and perfect my outfit and makeup and hair and it’s three hours MINIMUM. any other femmes out there get me?

[chilipepprr]

I like to think they act like birds. (Drop your headcanons RN!!!💛🤝)

[pepsiiwho]

Guys they ran out of blocks before they could animate the humans okay? Their resource pack didn’t load and the shaders aren’t on rn don’t be dicks

[cheeseburgersinparadise]

hey so @ everyone in the US - y’all gotta get comfy with mutual aid and pooled resources and knock off all the “do they deserve it” shit because it helps no one.

it’s clear the richest fucks in this country will not help us so we need to pool what we have and support each other. donate directly to people in need. fuckin volunteer somewhere. learn how your local government works. HELP each other.

also while we’re here? if you can protest and resist through turning your head at things that are “illegal” under this administration, you should. laws are made up and you don’t have to do what someone says. don’t get yourself put in jail but also be smart, keep an eye out, protest in small ways.

idk what we can even do or what the next few years will look like and how bad it might get but fuck. do something.

[detentiontrack]

Does anyone want to hear about the most psychologically manipulative thing I’ve ever done?

[leopar6eyes]

need him to put me in a chokehold ❤️

credit: dr.shoko

[ultttraswag]

getting through supernatural season 13 is an exercise in will

[oroontheheels]

This is so bad folks.

1) “Symbiote is not sure that he’s good for Brocks”.

Why are we spinning in the same spot now?? That conflict was resolved in “Venom War” ffs.

2) “Venom almost got Eddie killed”

It’s their regular Sunday bro.

3) “Venom considers Dylan their son”.

“Considers”? “CONSIDERS”? I don’t like that he used that particular word. If they are backpedaling out of symbrock SCRAPS they provided us in last 2 years, I’m gonna kick their asses!

4) “Safer place” where symbiote is “very happy” to leave his son.

Are you TRYING to slap me with a stinky trash bag across my fat face and pretend it was a light breeze?? Because I’m not buying it. This is bullshit.

Venom doesn’t know MJ (she rejected symbiosis with him). He doesn’t know Paul. He didn’t have time to know them. MJ HATES SYMBIOTES.

Nor MJ nor Paul is friends to Venom family.

Sleeper was there. Flash Thompson was there. Why those two fuckers who wasn’t even present in the room when Venom War ended??

MJ was busy trying to fuck Peter behind her “boyfriend” back!!

“Very happy” my ass.

Fucking shit.

What a mischaracterisation. What a downgrade.

0/10

I don’t wanna read this bullshit

[bronzeriot]

Black Femme Louis is my drug

[cyber333angel]

[hoelmilker]

need him to beat me up then let me kiss his bruised knuckles😇

[king-crawler]

Cybug King Candy’s beta design is both uncontrollably goofy and badass at the same time. somehow

[meownhi]

too down bad for selina kyle and harvey dent like who tf am i?? bruce wayne????

[shepscapades]

your DBHC au has done something evil to me. Xisumas character playlist is so. oh my god. ahh

RAWWRRRR okay yeah it occurs to me that there’s a small handful of people (most likely from my stream discord if I had to guess) that actually have access to my personal Spotify and can see all of the work in progress dbhc playlists DFJBDFJGB so! sorry for the mystery brainrot <33

Though for those who are interested in the playlists— I have an official Shepscapades spotify account that I’m going to move finished playlists to (though honestly I’m thinking about moving WIP playlists there too; haven’t decided yet. Depends on how much I want y’all to have access to general vibes for character arcs 6.6 ). I’ll probably post a link to that account when I post Etho’s playlist (coming very soon I promise!) so that y’all are looking at an official account instead of having access to all of my other personal playlists LOL—so please continue to be patient! :D

(um, also. Xisuma’s playlist makes me clinically insane, I am NOT okay. Thank you for noticing <3)