#it’s 4am rn bro

[block-moss]

gift for @pierroettie <333

[shirooosoup]

Rumors…

Villager doesn’t usually ever loose his cool that easily to negative comments about him by some residents or those within smash bros headquarters.

Though when Tom Nook is the one mentioned in a such a conversation then it’s a very different kind of reaction from Villager. In fact, he takes a big offense to it, and won’t hesitate to defend Tom Nook regardless how risky it is that it’ll probably get him into trouble. (An example: starting a fight.)

Villager gets like this because he learned everything from Tom Nook, from Nook helping him to settle into his first home to understanding the sacrifices and hardships Nook faced in order to now live a more stable life. (Especially when even taking care of kids a.k.a the nooklings!)

Another reason, he see’s him like a parental figure ((yes, I’m aware the player has parents, but if I’m being honest the parents weren’t ever present only partial by letters, and well…I’m sure it got overwhelming and a little scary with how young the player is at the start)) Villager has grown up around Tom Nook plus the Nooklings, and Isabelle by his side including other familiar faces he’s been introduced too that he considers them family. (Plus people he can trust or ask for help if needed)

From growing up in a town without his parents (even becoming the mayor) , to moving on a deserted island for a more fresher start with his new family, and even making it to smash bros headquarters; Villager made sure to always make it clear to Tom Nook and Isabelle in how grateful he is of them guiding and supporting Villager throughout his life in every step of the way.

To the point Villager now returns such kindness back to them for everything they’ve done.

[deprivedofbraincellsandsleep]

and loving you was easy, it was you leaving that scarred

[dirkxcaliborn]

As a separate aside to something the last post inspired I! really hate.... how little annoyances build up. And like. There's so many of them and I don't constantly want to be like "hey this bothers me. hey this also bothers. hey sorry about sending so many messages but this also bother me" especially when they don't all matter, but I just. don't know how to sort through the ones that are actually bothering me and the things I just need to get used to. Not that I want to deal with literally any of it, I would much rather they all just stop being problems entirely. But as I'm noticing I'm bothered by stuff and then sitting with it trying to figure out if it's actually worth the misery of dealing with and saying something to someone, an issue will be sitting right out of sight and getting completely out of hand before I realize it and now I'm really overwhelmed and everything really, really bothers me and I can't deal with or get over any of it and I'm just,,, hhhhh...

[monocub]

ace and sabo reunion but it’s the marty !! alex !! reunion scene cause what do you mean sabos been alive this whole time-

ooo or if ya want angst: sabo will sometimes light a candle and talk to it. he watches how the flame moves and pretends it’s ace communicating with him

[lostwanderer42]

Oops read a fic where the relationship was written in a way that reminded me of how i yearn to be loved but no one seems to know how to love me

[akascow]

visibly torn between wanting to love clear coded autistic characters in media but the majority of them are like characters that are brand new to the main world (alien, home schooled kid going into a public school, uhh more examples i cant think of)

[purgatorical]

Can I skip all the waiting for like getting T and using it and just be a cute boy already

[gordonfreemanspussy]

sniffles... i guess if i'm sooo sutupid i need u to decide forrr meee....

those are my idieas. slash. ongoing projects i wanna do...

[hana-no-seiiki]

so @on-leatheredwings gave me the final shove to do this i both thank and resent her for this im rotting so hard rn-

but with Cat Villain! Reader I’ve always imagined them to have a darling. Mostly platonic but you may imagine this as romantic.

Like they’re known for being nonchalant as they are passionate. Some even say that the more they act like they don’t care about you, the more they actually love you.

But then in comes their darling (old Jason is definitely a darling of theirs, good angst set up there)

And Cat Villain! Reader is so quick to say shit like, “Don’t fucking get hurt or I will kill everyone and then myself.” or the classic Raiden Mei’s line with a lil modification of “If saving you is a sin, then I’ll gladly be a sinner worthy of the deepest hells.”

augh the jealousy the boys would feel would be so delicious i’m legitimately drooling-

like the copium they were on whenever you acted like you guys were bros even after they spilled the entirety of their hearts for you. blood, gore and all. only for you to slap them with this rando

tbh said rando prolly is a yandere too but is most likely someone who’s strong enough that stuff like the joker incident wont happen so CV! Reader just feels more comfy putting their self out there for them

will do a more detailed scenario of this some time in the future but it’s uh 4am now holy shit-

[cyrusthemagician]

Yipe yipe yipe, fucking dies

His looks weird to me but it's 4am rn so I'll sleep on it (I will NOT be sleeping)

Oc credits to @emthimofnight 💥💥💥

Did I mention ivorys fucking cooked since he's supposed to be apart of a like.. massive army that was straight up obliterated and now he will basically have to fight said war on his own (pray for bro)

[rzyraffek]

Hello I have a NSFWish?? Request could you do Eddie Gluskin and maybe Brahms W a pervy s/o? Like always checking them out, grabbing their booty and pecs - I know you've done some NSFWish stuff and this isn't explicit so I thought it'd be okie!

Thank you!!

- 🎨

O my god your a genius, I swear those guys are not expecting that! I hope that you don't mind adding few characters 😈 rest of notes at the end

They/them, Request open (yeah I know im taking long time to write but its summer time this person (me) is going o u t s i d e )

Slashers with pervy s/o

Eddie Gluskin

BRO TAKES IT AS INVITATION

Litteraly slaps their ass back

Kinda suprised at first, not used to people being so straightforward with him... and so brave... and- oh my darling your so...so...

bro caught simping

When they slapped him first time he just slowly turns around, he is about to whoop that ass HARDD

I swear anything playfully or just straightforward creepy/pervy this dude sees as flirt and a suggestion

But completely oblivious to their stares and eyes wandering in places, untill he looks at them directly he won't notice, BCS NOONE EVER YKNOW DID THAT TO HIM HE DOESNT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

Brahms Heelshire

I just realised that hes name is so british... omg just say it out loud BRAHMS HeelSHIRE this dude is more british than queen herself (rip btw) LIKE IF anyone in amercia or anywhere else really was named brahms fucking heelshire he would be bullied so hard. Tbh maybe that's why he's in walls

Feels threatened... he was suppose to be pervy one! Not his s/o :((

At least you guys have fun running around mansion and slapping eachothers ass??? Yay relationship goals!!!

Man says "I mean I support equal rights" just to trow them from stairs or something

Also HE LITTERALY BLUSHES when they touch him normally NOW IMAGINE IF S/O does that to his bootie

"Are you checking me out again? Stoophh"

Pls he just tries to cuddle when he feels their arms slowly moving lower and lower and- hold up what do you think your doing love?🤨😳

Asa Emory

No

Nuh uh

You dont

He will litteraly cut their hands off if they try to do anything skechy

Hes so dreamy

Pov: asa just cutting vegetables for dinner, vibing, then suddenly out of dark corridor, emerges goblin-like creature (s/o) with evil grin, running to attack him, he tries to dogde it, but their evil arms are too quick, goblin smacks his ass so hard he collapses(dramatically), Asa feels the wave of embarrassment and dies immediately

Its currently 4am

Tbh he kinda likes the attention, like s/o is such a simp for him rn, his ego loves itttt

If some stuff doesr make sense im sorry, its 4am and I want to clear my inbox asap cuz I feel bad for all people that are waiting for my fics. Although you still can request!!! Im just trying to get some ideas for old ones (cuz tbh some of yall dont really have ideas for requests and just say "write for this dude ok bye" 😔😔 plz ily all but I cant work with that, I need some sort of idea, even boring one or overused

[mialikeshockey]

Adore You - Mark Estapa

Based on the song “Adore you” by Harry Styles :)

bowling date night with Mark and you can’t do anything but adore the man in front of you.

“You don’t have to say you love me, I just wanna tell you something. Lately you’ve been on my mind. Honey, I’d, I’d walk through fire for you. Just let me adore you. Like it’s the only thing I’ll ever do.”

You hear Mark come home after spending the day with the guys. Your puppy was barking like crazy while you could hear Mark saying hi to them.

He went to the lake with them while you and your friends went too but went home sooner. Mark stayed back to help everyone clean up.

Tonight was also date night. Almost every weekend was. No matter how late. It always happened no matter what.

“You ready, love?” Mark questioned walking into the room. “Almost…give me like five more minutes.” You say as you finish up washing your face. He smiles, while sitting down on the bed.

You and Mark went on dates almost every weekend. Either out to restaurants or just going to places like the bowling alley. The bowling alley was a personal favorite.

Seeing his face light up,as he smiles after making a strike. You couldn’t help but adore him. He was honestly the best boyfriend you can even remember having. He’s extremely sweet.

“All ready.” You take his hand, pressing a kiss into his fingers. While heading out the door Mark grabs his keys still not letting go of your hand.

The drive wasn’t to far. Mark mostly just talked about how we wanted to go to the beach again soon. He loves being out in the water. He sometimes reminds me of a man child. He gets so excited over the smallest things and it’s so adorable.

As we got to the bowling alley, we get our shoes and put our names into the board. Mark just put his as “stop sign” and you put yours “ts lover”. You and Mark always joked around with saying you were a puck bunny for him, even though you actually met Mark at a hockey game.

As the night continues, you and Mark were full of giggles and laughs. You loved nights like this. Practice and hockey free. Non of the team there. Just you and your favorite boy.

“LETS GO BABY!” Mark yells after making another strike. You giggle as he turns over all smiley. Mark sits down next to you and you put your head on his shoulder. “Wanna go get ice cream am after this?” He asks softly.

“Yeah, that sounds good.” You smiled. “We can finish this game up if you want, or we can go now. It’s up to you sweetheart.”

“We can go now if you want too.” You say turning to him. After you guys returned the shoes and got back to the car.

As the night went on it got pretty late. You and Mark were sitting outside of the ice cream shop. “The sky looks so pretty. All the stars…they are extremely bright.” You say while finishing your ice cream.

liked by markestapa, edwards.73, rutgermcgroarty, and others

yourusername i love you but maybe I love our puppy more 😁

markestapa the puppy ain’t even all that but I love you more THAN THE PUPPY. 🥲

^ edwards.73 aye don’t do my bud like that Estapa.

^ markestapa be•tray•al : the action of betraying one's country, a group, or a person; treachery. "the betrayal by the king by his daughter"

rutgermcgroarty why didn’t I get icecream.

^ luca.fantilli bro fr like??

^ mackie.samo we just ain’t cool enough man 🤧

^ markestapa why do u guys comment on all my gfs posts 😐

^ lhughes_06 bc she’s better than u?

^ markestapa bruh my own teammate.

^ edwards.73 dw bro ur still my bf

^ markestapa good 😍

^ yourusername damn. My bf js got taken 😪

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hi sorry ik my posts have been rlly bad lately I have had no motivation whatsoever and anything I come up with I don’t like and I hide in my drafts but Lunas over and when she’s over she forces her motivation on me 🥲 (not rlly she just talks about writing and than I think of something)

But anyways me and her are doing face masks rn and listening to music and it’s 4am 😍 alr bye bye ilyg

tagging some ppl - @lunaaaaaa-nothere @jeromes-scars

[dinxieyinxie]

I've also been brewing some lore of Linx and how they became close friends with Snape so I'll drop a few for now:

[DISCLAIMER: not very lore-accurate so im sorry if some information are overstretched qwq]

Yonal Linx is a half-blood and a metamorphmagus. They got sorted into Hufflepuff House around the same year as Snape but only met/interacted later on, probably in 3rd year and I like to think it was a goofy ahh first meeting (might make a comic outta it >:3). A happy-go-lucky, slightly-troublemaking lad who was often seen hanging out with Snape, be it studying or just vibing. Despite their carefree attitude, Linx was actually a good student with average grades. They excelled in Magical Creatures as they absolutely Love learning all kinds of beasts and creatures. Second subject that they did great on would be Transfiguration. My guy was also in the choir so if they're not with Snape, they're most likely at practice.

Their friendship with Snape took time and effort to achieve and with the two being in different houses, it made it slightly harder to build. Nevertheless, the two made it work and became the closest of friends. (I'm gonna delve deeper into their friendship more in another time bc its currently 4am and im having a hard time articulating rn LMAO)

Linx LOVES the outdoors which is so funny bc then they'd have to convince Snape to go outside more instead of studying in the library. Atleast with them around, Snape wasn't as on edge whenever the Marauders would decide to pick on him. Bro hates injustice and would throw hands if any of their peers were bullied, which brings me to the point in which it forever changed the trajectory of their life.

During their 7th year, Linx had an outburst that resulted in their expulsion from Hogwarts. Luckily, their wand wasn't taken nor broken as required so they continued to work on their magic as well as themselves. They eventually became a Magizoologist, specifically a Dragonologist for their love of dragons. Discovering that there was a job offering at Hogwarts, they applied for Care of Magical Creatures. Little did they know that their ex-buddy also teaches there, resulting the two having an unexpected "reunion". Banter here, banter there, people wouldn't even dare to be inbetween them and to those who accidentally did, well let's say they wished they didn't. But because there already was a foundation to begin with, rekindling the lost friendship seemed to be fated. Perhaps even igniting a little flame between them wink wonk teehee

[lettermanjack]

Aaaaand welcome bitches, bros and non-binary hoes to another round of 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁 2am headcannons with LJ! Except it's 4am rn cause I'm a rebel 😈. Today we're focusing on the Mephone fam :D (these take place in a world where all the Mephones actually got a chance to be a family)

- Mephone 3GS has slight Prosopagnosia (face blindness/inability to recognize faces) due to his sensors being fucked up. Has a lot of memory issues in general rly due to the same injury. He mainly has difficulties remembering people's names, dates, time, when events took place, etc. (I'm projecting 💀)

- The Mephones all call each other by colors as nicknames. Mephone4, 4S, and 3gs are the main ones who call each other by colors (mostly because associating people with colors helps 3gs remember who they are.)

Here's a list of all the nicknames :)

Mephone3gs: Gray

Mephone4: Blue

Mephone4s: Red

Mephone5: Silver

Mephone5C: Pink/Rose

Mephone5S: Gold/Goldie

(Mephones 6-X have no nicknames due to them being automated guards with little to no will of their own)

- 5C and 5S are the only ones out of the main 6 that don't have a sibling dynamic, this is due to how they were created. All the Mephones before them were released independently and each a year apart (from 2009-2012) 5C and 5S were the only ones to ever be released in the same year and we're specifically built to be companion pieces to each other. They are both married and mostly see the others as their nephews while the others see them as their weird and eccentric aunt and uncle.

- A Mephone's maturity relies entirely on how advanced they are, not how long they've technically been alive. Each new Mephone model is more sophisticated than the last, making them act older and more mature despite existing for a shorter period of time. (Hence why Mephone4S and 5 act as older brother figures to 4 and 3gs and why 5c and 5s act more like well adjusted adults than the rest.)

- Mephone4 and 4S are commonly referred to as "the twins" despite being a year apart in age. This is due to their similar names, them both having the exact same physical model, the red and blue color scheme, and their just general vibe together as siblings. They bicker a lot but they're very close.

- Mephone5 is probably the most distant from the rest. But not in an asshole kinda way more like in a "stressed but wise older brother who you barely see cause he's constantly either working part time or doing college" typa way. He's just a very busy dude. Gives pretty good advice tho if you catch him on one of his break days. Constantly leaves 4S in charge.

- 3gs has seen a lot of shit 💀. Cannot be in enclosed or tight spaces for too long; you can fucking forget it if the light's are off, he would rather die than go into another dark room. Mephone damn near filled 3gs's whole room with nightlight orbs to help him sleep. 3gs is pretty embarrassed about his newfound fear of the dark and claustrophobia, but Mephone4 always reassures him that there's no shame in it. Mephone4 was actually the one to get 3gs out of the storage closet in the first place, so 3gs looks up to him a lot. If 3gs is ever upset or has a meltdown, immediately go find Mephone4. If Mephone4 is unavailable, however, 5S or 5C are good stand ins.

And now I sleeb nighty night.

[tinyhuman826]

What I think the Pokemon Boys Smell Like

Kind of a weird, random post but idk it's like 4am rn. Not proofread because I'm sleepy

Guzma probably doesn't wear much other than a shitty deodorant. He always smells like B.O. Sometimes it's relatively tame, sometimes it's BAAD. But there's always that hint of stench lingering off him.

Leon smells INCREDIBLE. I'm sorry but I really cannot imagine this man smelling bad at any point in time. He uses Old Spice, and I'm not great at describing scents but I feel like his cologne would smell like cinnamon or pine wood

Raihan uses Axe body spray... That's all I'm gonna say.

Piers. Please. Please learn what deodorant is. No, your cheap cologne does not cover the smell of your armpits and Monster Energy. It makes it worse. Marnie pls hook your big bro up with some deodorant, and maybe some air freshener too. He REEKS.

Bede is an icon ngl he's always smelling like flowers or pastries. You'll never catch him smelling bad and honestly that's a W.