#it’ll make you happy

[urthefartmike]

every time someone converts to byler, an angel gains its wings.

[fumifooms]

The world must know about french Chilchuck’s chuckles

[voidshrub]

WELL HELLO THERE FELLOW [Gays]!!!!!

HAVE A LOOK AT OUR TOP OF THE WAREZ!!!

WE HAVE IN-STORES NOW:

- G. POTION

TURN GAY!!! ALREADY GAY!?! TURN GAYER!!! TURN YOUR [ERROR_Friend_Req_Not_Found] GAY!!!! TURN YOUR [[Famliy]] GAY!!! TURN YOUR ENEM1ES GAY!!!!!! THE G STANDS FOR G. SPAMTON

(Smells vaguely like rotten fruit)

- VINTAGE 1997 HRT?!?!

INSTANTLY SWITCH YOUR [[Gander]] WITH THIS SIMPLE TRICK!!!!!!

(These bottles are clearly expired)

- LIMITED EDITION SPAMTON CRAFTED PRIDE FLAGS

SHOW YOUR TRUE

YOUR TRUE

YOUR TRUE

YOUR TRUE

C O L O R S WITH ONE OF OUR MANY HAND-CRAFTED HAND-PAINTED HAND-PICKED FLAGS!!!! WHAT’S THE MOST [[tubular]] WAY TO SHOW YOURSELF OFF?? [Product]

(It’s just old painted over newspapers)

- THE BOYS

[Homophones] BOTHERING YOU??? SEND THEM TO F[*&*@#$] HELL WITH THESE [Shrapnel-inducing] [Microwave Safe] TOYS!!!!! NOW WITH EXTRA [Horse power]

(Pipis)

- SPAMTON SURGERY

TIRED OF YOUR [Redacted] SWINGIN AROUND CAUSING YOU [Internal organ failure, External organ failure, Varination, among other things]???? LET YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON GIVE YOU A !!!!! GET RID OF THEM NOW FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF

(He can’t even disinfect any tools he might have, is thAT A SAW-)

- KISS THE SPAMTON

YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR IT [Freaks]!!!!! FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY, SPAMTON HIMSELF WILL BE OFFERING THE DEAL OF A !!!!! FOR ONLY THE PRICE OF ALL YOUR SWEET SWEET KROMER, YOUR [Hopes] AND [Hopes] WILL FINALLY COME TRUE!!!!!!!! [Queer] GET A [2%] DISCOUNT!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!! EVERYONE ALLOWED!!!!! [No clowns allowed]

[mimisaur5000]

can’t catch a 8r8k

closeups under the cut

[sideswipesjetpack]

Happy Valentine’s Day transformers fans and or anyone else who scroll by this!! 💕💕

[sunlitpath]

Love doesn’t have to be intense, it can be beautifully gentle

Thank you for reminding me that, Aphrodite, Goddess of Love.

[javierduffy]

DO IT. WRITE THE JOHN X KIERAN FIC AND I WILL READ IT TRUST

ALSO HAPPY NEW YEAR

happy new year to you as well :] !!! i hope it’s filled with fun and love and light !!!!!!!

WAUGH THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT 💔💔 now idk about a full fic but uuhhmmm i can offer you some silly doodles ? hopefully i’ll have the energy to draw/write them for real soon 😭

and of course the 3rd boyfriend

[kadextra]

SO SO excited for new people to once again experience qommunication smp and be welcomed with warm open arms to the island found family, and then immediately be thrown into possible parenthood along with the terrifying horrors like everyone else <3

[0m3n-0f-d3ath]

🌸⭐️ Stimming Animations

With Bee and Marium🌸⭐️

[napping-sapphic]

Obviously I’d want them to do whatever makes them happiest but part of me really does hope that if i ever get married that my spouse takes my last name, not because it’s traditional or whatever but because i just really want to take my own name back and actually form a family that i love and that loves me in return out of it. I want to overshadow my past and reclaim my identity and share it with you, i want us to be so intricately tied together in every possible way i want to make a little family of just you and me where there’s so so so much love, just as families are supposed to be

[cheeseburgersinparadise]

BEHOLD! Here for your Horny Friday considerstion,

A magic trick, and a grand reveal... ✨️🤭😘

[petrovna-zamo]

[kweenkatsuki-main]

This is so stupid and such a small thing and idk what it says about me but I always laugh and giggle to myself when people ask me how mom died and I tell them cuz the reaction is almost always “Oh! Oh….oh my god….” Like yeah Baby girl that trauma is trauma-ing big time for me lol

[sejarcus-archive]

Modern Sejarcus au based on the lyrics of Good Luck, Babe!, in which they’re childhood friends who grew up in a homophobic small town, and though it came with a lot of pain, Sejanus was able to accept that he’s gay, but Marcus can’t bring himself to do the same and keeps living in denial, so when they eventually develop feelings for each other, all of this leads to a pretty toxic homoerotic situationship

[starbuck]

going into my final week of classes and we always have one last week after the final paper (so the professors have time for grading) where typically the only work we have is one last discussion post.

usually, this post is pretty simple and light (to go easy on us after the final). my ethics class is like “summarize your conclusions from your final paper! :)” and my communications class is like “tell the class about your career goals! :)”

meanwhile, statistics…

[quietwingsinthesky]

we’ve all said it before but ill say it again, sam should have gotten lucifer pregnant and that should have been the jack origin. if she was jessifer at the time, even better <3