#it’d be a very funny thing
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radioducky · 9 months ago
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Alastor as a serial killer somewhat along the lines of Dexter? Imagine this!
I recently read up on the Trivia around the show and came across this little detail. If he proceeded just like Dexter by only killing ‚bad people’ then most if not all of his victims were sinners, probably rotting in hell just like him.
How funny would it be if one of them recognizes Alastor as his killer since Alastor never changed his name after he died!?
I’d definitely read that kind of crackfic lol
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noxcheshire · 1 year ago
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I know Danny is canonically 5’5”
BUT
I like the idea of Danny being even shorter than that. A Danny whose just SO tiny that most people clock him as being either very weak, which doesn’t help with his ghost-bird bones, or being very adorable due to tinniness.
Regardless, he’s been viewed as an innocent figure. In reality though, he is absolutely “violence is always the option” type of short guy. Like he embodies the stereotype of being so short that he has privileges in hell energy.
That type of short guy.
So just imagine this tiny little creature-teenager-child staring up and up at this person, neck craned back just to look them in the face. Danny is frowning at them, this insufferable person whose immediate reaction was to patronize him because Danny was deceptively tiny.
And Danny just goes, “You shall never know peace again,” before picking them up like they weigh nothing but a handful of grapes and YEETS THEM.
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hsslilly-blog · 9 months ago
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my manic pixelberry dream girls.
ive never properly introduced them. so here i am three years later: ms. claire swanson from hollywood u (movie star, she/her, 24) and mx. blair stewart from high school story (nerd, they/she, 16). they’ve been my mcs since the dawn of time. whatever you liked at age thirteen stays with you forever etc etc
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sieglinde-freud · 5 months ago
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i know that in the hypothetical situation laslow married xander they would stay in nohr because xander is kind of. like. you know. important. so they stay there like inigo is smart enough to understand that if you bag a literal king you sit down and shut up!! HOWEVER. would it not be a little funny if they went home to ylisse… would it not be a little funny if inigo went back to all of his childhood friends who watched him get rejected and humilated his whole life (and probably did some of the rejecting themselves) joined by what is canonically one of the most beautiful men alive like omfg i’d be so annoying
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aroace-poly-show · 6 months ago
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human loop designnnn :3 design choices ramble in tags
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h-didanart · 5 months ago
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MY MIND
Jack-o-moon was walking around the pizza plex and found a broken bloodmoon still alive and takes bloodmoon to the daycare sense sun and moon didn't live there anymore bloodmoon meets dazzle and doesn't leave the daycare jack makes sure no one finds bloodmoon as Puppet gotten suspicious of jack-o-moon and dazzle for not letting her enter sun's and moon's old room
Anyway
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Jail
OH
OH I LIKE THIS
Jack finds them and decides to help, I’d imagine they’d be very confused by that. And them living in the Daycare is actually like really fricking funny, cuz like, the Celestials work there, Bloodmoon would have to listen to them work and all the children, it must get annoying very fast. AND DAZZLE— yes. Yes, beautiful idea. And the Puppet plot point is giving me very distinct vibes that I can only describe via meme
Puppet: whatcha got there?
Jack, holding a bag of chips as Dazzle stands behind them holding a blanket burritified Bloodmoon: Disappointment!
Oh.
Hmmm
*grabs a nearby crowbar*
Hold on there, I’m getting you out of there bud
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anhonest-puck · 1 month ago
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2day. my feet are fucking killing from those damn heels i thought id be able to survive the day and i did Technically but i had to ask coworker ben for a ride to my moms office cuz my ass Cannot walk long distances rn. we have entered mona inside the benmobile levels of friendship
YOU ATE THOUGH!!! but i feel that i was teaching kids one sunday and i wore heels and i had to take them off in the middle of class they hurt SO BAD. very cute outfit as always thou! :3c
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deus-ex-mona · 9 months ago
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may you make the right choice, aizo~~~~~~
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magpigment · 1 year ago
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yknow i’m thinking back on episode 15 and specifically the moment when chip went to lift gillions sword to his own neck. and like that moment was very heartwrenching and dramatic and all, but like. gillion still had his whalebone long sword back then. his weapons are canonically very heavy. chip, nearly 70 episodes later, still had trouble lifting gillions weapons. all i’m saying is it would’ve been really funny if it went more like
chip: you want to kill me so bad? do it! *tries to lift the edge of the sword to press it against his neck. the sword doesn’t budge* uh wait j- give me a second- *sword doesn’t move an inch* ouch my hand- i mean- just- *moves his neck awkwardly against the edge of the blade and tries to ignore how stupid he looks as he glares at gillion* kill me you bastard!
gillion:
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t4t4tclethian · 9 months ago
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scott cleo and grian’s conversation about loyalty in secret life will never not fuck me up. all 3 of them have a different idea of what the word means and it’s v interesting to see how they discuss it
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cryptvokeeper · 4 months ago
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my brain must be wired to spin a roulette wheel of what One Piece character to rotate around in there because today it was fucking X Drake of all people. like I am just putting the fact that he was also on minion island in a jar and shaking it.
Like. Hes gotta know right. Hes GOT to have seen a picture on Sengoku’s desk or some shit and been like “hold on is that the dude that robbed my dad?” He’s GOTTA have heard reports of a rising pirate captain with the op-op fruit and been like “HOLD ON IS THAT THE FRUIT THE FLEET ADMIRALS DEAD SON STOLE FROM MY DAD???”
Like!!! Surely he must!!!
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quinn-pop · 1 year ago
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doodles of the puff himself !!
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codgod · 1 year ago
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Gegg corrupted Slime?
oooo maybe? that could be rlly interesting actually, and it’d kinda give me a better idea of When this au is supposed to be taking place 🤔
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exopelagic · 10 months ago
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I wiped out so hard tonight my KNEES
#I fell over. so many times. including two of the worst falls I’ve had in a WHILE#god the first one literally like minute and a half on the ice i lose a foot under me and do the splits. crash into the barriers#I am notably Not flexible I cannot do the splits. I don’t know how I kept skating afterwards#the worst fall I have ever had however was right at the end and the thing that made me get off#we were playing a thing and both me and this other guy we’re trying to catch this girl who turned out to be Also going very fast#three way collision all falling forwards on top of each other#we SLID there were BLADES BY MY HEAD im lucky im short im amazed nobody got actually hurt#except like. my knees which are now staging a coup I rlly should ice them but I don’t have ice and I just wanna sleep#but GOD tonight was a mixed bag#i have acquired the instagram and will probably get him on committee if he sends me the thing#also slowly thinking hrm yeah he’s probably straight#anyway good news: i think we’re pretty solidly friends now. bad news: prooobably regrettably heterosexual#idk straight guys shouldn’t be allowed to be cute and funny and good at skating it’s not fair#aaaanyway. it’s my own fault bc I meet most new people through hockey now and this sport is pretty notoriously not queer#it’s a little different here but the people who end up Good are largely not yknow. and I am unfortunately into guys who can skate#also they end up being the people I actually get to talk to with what I do. dumb as hell. they should invent gay hockey players#anyway my assessment is still vibes based there’s time for me to be proven wrong but we will see. it’d be funny if he was queer after this#will think abt texting him on a day that isn’t tomorrow bc tomorrow’s gonna be too much and I would like to have some time to chill sometime#anyway this is my periodic reminder to myself that I’m literally just Allowed to have feelings. fucked up that it’s true#but like it’s just. allowed. and it’s not even that I’m dumb or have bad taste or smth like that and over like what.#almost two years? there have been 5 guys total. mr prick who WAS queer unfortunately. and while the other four did turn out to be straight#that was due to 1. guy literally had rainbow fucking stick tape and Everyone thought he was gay. also I was just kinda fucking around there#2. talked to him like three times before asking him out. agrees to dinner bc he thinks it’s funny. 3. many signals bc bunch of queer friends#still unconfirmed but be does have a girlfriend ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 4. okay maybe I should know better by now but he’s cute okay I’m allowed to hope#it’s not even like I’ve DONE anything other than talk to him dude you’re fine you’re allowed to feel things#aaaanyway. bed now. eepy. will talk to him later. he complimented my hair okay I’m done now going to sleep#very sorry to anyone who reads these tags for just going on abt this guy but also no I’m not scroll down#luke.txt
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meathounding · 10 months ago
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what were those ideas you had yesterday
where we grew up
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deus-ex-mona · 2 months ago
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