#it works surprisingly decently

[draagu]

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC: Two Dads are better than none

This is probably because I have the Bruharvy brainrot rn and Two Face is one of my favorite characters

Danny’s parents wanted a second child, but years of exposure to ectoplasm left them sterile. It turns out that there are some side effects to living with radioactive materials from another plane of existence. 

Their Solution? Cloning

The issue? The sample they got while in Gotham wasn’t exactly “pure.” After getting a blood sample from a fight between Batman and Two Face, things got little cross contaminated. Now what does this mean?

Danny is the biological child of BOTH Bruce and Harvey

Years pass, Danny grows up, Danny half dies, and life goes on.

Until Danny has to flee Amity. Maybe it’s the GIW, maybe it's and identity reveal gone wrong, maybe the Nasty Burger explosion happened and Danny fled to avoid being taken in by Vlad. 

Danny runs. He also discovered who his biological parents were: Bruce Wayne, and Harvey Dent. Between the Billionaire and the criminal, he wasn’t exactly thrilled with the choices, but he still had to choose

So he flipped a coin

Harvey: So you’re biologically me and Bruce’s kid after your parents used our DNA to make a clone

Danny: Yep

Harvey: And between a billionaire and someone considered criminally insane, you chose me? Why?

Danny: ... I flipped a coin.

Harvey: You really are my kid.

[ultra-violetra]

one of the things I would love to make is a writer's bootcamp / critique circle where people get grouped together based on things like genre, age category, writing stage (i.e. outlining, 1st draft, editing) where you submit something weekly to show your progress and get critique or even just positivity from your group. and there would be deadlines to encourage accountability and getting. stuff. done.

is there interest in this? would anyone want to help me make something like it? i don't think I could do it on my own

edit: if you'd like to join, click here

[vlasdygoth]

messing with alcohol markers hehe

[merrymorningofmay]

the two things that make me mad with gender envy are halsin bg3 and irish dancers who can do heel clicks

[ionoreo]

akari cosplay (2023/24)

mushrooms photo was inspired by how similar the mushrooms in my yard looked like to the mushrooms in pla! last photo is a pokedex entry.

please do not use photos without permission! i would prefer it if these weren't used for icons or anything

[chaoswillcalmusdown]

not only did i go to an after work yesterday....... the whole thing was my idea. i booked the table and everything.

so many adult points, socialising with people i barely even like. for like 6 hours after a whole day of work ??

[mantisgodsdomain]

Also have realized that we may have worded things oddly to exaggerate the amount of the Wasp Kingdom that is actually in active conflict but in our defence the power structures we currently have there have it so that whenever there aren't things to fight something like 40-80% of the Wasp Kingdom military gets re-allocated to Basically Whatever The Wasp Kingdom Needs At That Moment since they're, like, the Designated Supply Of Able-Bodied Wasps That The Queen Uses To Do Shit.

Marble is also banned from the non-combat parts of that setup, btw. Their particular tendency towards volatile-yet-effective is not something that ANYONE wants designing things that will be used in day-to-day civilian things just Around The Wasp Kingdom because generally you don't want your heavy-use architecture to Fucking Explode if you don't read and religiously adhere to the 120-page manual.

[deus-ex-mona]

Sister⇔Change!: Chapter 4

mona faces off against her natural enemy (read: the strange concept of love) once again

previous part (chapter 3)

next part (chapter 5)

Mona (in Sena’s body): (The next job is the read-through for the newly airing drama, right…?)

Mona (in Sena’s body): (I don’t have much experience with acting, but I think it’ll all work out… maybe?)

Director: Well then, let’s move on to the next scene. I’m counting on you, Sena.

Mona (in Sena’s body): Got it! I’ll do my best…!

Director: Sena, you play the role of a girl who has unrequited feelings for the protagonist.

Director: You’ll be embroiled in a love triangle in the scenes to follow, so let’s start off with the scene in which you make your feelings of love for the protagonist known.

Mona (in Sena’s body): G-got it!

Mona (in Sena’s body): (What does it feel like to be in love with someone…?)

Director: Let Scene 16-1 begin!

Senior Actor: “Just how do you feel about me?”

Mona (in Sena’s body): “I love you, I really do!”

Director: Hey… Stop right there!

Mona (in Sena’s body): (Eh…? “Stop”?!)

Director: Sena, you’re coming on a little too strongly. Are you okay?

Mona (in Sena’s body): I-I’m sorry! I’m fine!

Director: You don’t have to be so forward with your feelings. Try conveying it as though your feelings of love have bubbled up to the point of overflowing from the depths of your heart.

Mona (in Sena’s body): G-got it…!

Mona (in Sena’s body): (“Overflowing feelings” he said… Wait, what the hell does that even mean?!)

Senior Actor: “Just how do you feel about me?”

Mona (in Sena’s body): “I love you, I reallyyy do!”

Director: You can’t just raise your voice and call it a day. Try again.

Senior Actor: “Just how do you feel about me?”

Mona (in Sena’s body): “I love you… I really do…?”

Director: What’s with the lack of confidence in that take?

Mona (in Sena’s body): “I love you. I really do.”

Senior Actor: Pfft, haha… Sorry for laughing… You just sounded so robotic that I…

Mona (in Sena’s body): Eh?! I’m so sorry!

Mona (in Sena’s body): (I don’t even know how I’m supposed to say that line…!)

Director: Haah—... Maybe you don’t actually want to act, since you’re a model and all.

Director: It’s not all fun and games, you know? It’d be troubling if you didn’t take this seriously.

Mona (in Sena’s body): I-I’m so sorry. Can we do it again…

Director: It’s fine, it’s fine. Let’s take a breather for now! Be sure to read your scripts during the break, okay?

Mona (in Sena’s body): (I ruined the atmosphere… back there…)

Senior Actor: I’m so done with the read-through.

Actress: I know, right? This is exactly why I hate models.

Mona (in Sena’s body): !

Mona (in Sena’s body): (The actor and actress from earlier… are saying such horrible things about me…)

Sena (in Mona’s body): The jobs are really important, you know… Failure is not an option…

Sena (in Mona’s body): I’m counting on you, Mona.

Mona (in Sena’s body): (No, it’s a job after all. It’s a given that they’d be mad if I fail to pull it off.)

Mona (in Sena’s body): (Big Sis worked as hard as she could to make a name for herself as “Narumi Sena”, and yet…)

Mona (in Sena’s body): (And yet, I carelessly told her that I was confident that I’d be able to act just like her… I’m the worst.)

Mona (in Sena’s body): I’m so sorry, Big Sis…

Mona (in Sena’s body): (This is so frustrating… I don’t want her to lose out on this job because of me.)

Mona (in Sena’s body): (I’ll definitely turn things around somehow. In order to achieve that…)

???: Huh? Is that you, Narumi?

???: Thanks for your hard work.

Mona (in Sena’s body): Eh?!

Mona (in Sena’s body): (These voices are…!)

Aizo: Fancy running into you here.

Yujiro: Are you taking a break at the moment?

Mona (in Sena’s body): (LIPxLIP…?!)

[awisa]

my supervisor bringing in extra instant noodles is such a life saver

[motherforthefamicom]

i need to Not stay up until midnight again working on school shit but also my project is Still Not Actually Fully Done and my actual final deadline is tomorrow. man

[nomeniko]

I was already sleeping in my bed when you replied but I'll take it as a good morning 🫡🫡 have a good day. — 🎀

hey that means a great start

[jungtoria]

haters will have you believe that revel aren't close but in reality they literally treat each other like sisters. by which i mean they would give a kidney for each other in a heartbeat but also they would actually just rather die than say something genuinely nice to each other undiluted by ten layers of sarcasm and one million roasts.

[rabbivole]

i am once again in the unity VR development hole (although with a very different focus this time) and man there really needs to be a better way to do rapid testing with this. i have to take the headset off to go back to the editor and put it back on when i want to actually try something out. additionally the headset sort of 'sleeps' when it's not on your head so you can't, like, wave controllers around while looking at the editor. UNLESS you cover the little light sensor in the headset that it uses to determine it's on your head. i've seen a couple of tutorial guys have a literal piece of opaque tape over the sensor and i should probably do that but either way it's annoying and cumbersome

technically the APPLE VISION PRO fixes this problem in theory with its AUGMENTED REALITY DESKTOP TECHNOLOGY but: lol

[theamazingannie]

Asked my mom for a big thick fuzzy blanket for Christmas and she bought me this humongous California king size blanket and it is the greatest thing I’ve ever owned

[the-dumpster-fire-of-life]

I love your work, could you please write a viktor x reader who takes care of him. like makes sure he eats, they make baked goods for him or make him go to bed in time. I think it would be cute

Heyo! Sure I can, even if it’s been a while since I wrote for Viktor (or anything) lmao

Caretaker!Reader

Viktor takes well enough care of himself, to his own standards

So we all know he can use a little more help and a little helping hand

I think Viktor is pretty independent so it takes a lot out of him to even be able to do this kind of intimate thing with you

If he does, it takes a lot of vulnerability as you would see him at his lowest

There have been times where he probably refused and would try and get out of any situation where you found out he needed help and to be taken care of

He doesn’t want to bother you or anything when he deems it able to be done by himself

It takes a while for him to be comfortable enough with you and your relationship to let himself be vulnerable in that way

As he has never done this kind of thing with anyone else before

But once it happens, trust me, you’re golden

I think he does like sweets and baked goods, so to have you bring him any on a whim and not because you have to, but because you care warms his heart absolutely

He often forgets to take care of himself and his basic needs, like eating and stuff like that for his experiments and research

So he relies on you for that a little bit once he knows you will always be there for him

He loves when you cook or bake for him and knowing it’s so he knows he’s taken care of makes each bite better than the last

At first when you attempted to get him on some sort of decent sleep schedule, he resisted

He went to bed whenever, or whenever his research was done or he passed out and often it was in the lab or at his desk or in the middle of his studying at the table

SOO you would often have to bring him to bed yourself

Once you wore him down enough, he acted like you won

You thought you did until you found out he was just waiting till you fell asleep and slipped out off bed, and slipped back in just before you woke up and pretended to wake up beside you

You had to scold him probably, or it was some sort of argument

He realized you just wanted him to be healthy, and for him to be well rested

Reluctantly, he began going to sleep with you and waking up beside you in the mornings

He found he actually did like this habit because sleeping beside you was surprisingly comforting

He loved hearing your breathing pattern as you fell asleep, and it helped him fall asleep to hear and feel your heart beating as you both snuggled to sleep

And he loved watching you wake up slowly in the mornings

It was all worth it

One thing he was very stubborn about you not doing was taking care of his leg I think

Probably because he feels as his sort of disability is a bother enough, he doesn’t want you to be burdened with it

He probably thinks that if you see that part of him, you’ll think he’s not worth it and leave

And that’s not the case

He only finds out on a particularly harsh day when it hurt so bad, and it was so sore all he could do was want to fall asleep and alleviate the pain by any means

You maybe kissed his leg, maybe rubbed out the pain, maybe helped him in any way

But as you did it, he loved the feeling and could only watch you do so and the warm feeling in his chest never left

So, on the hard days, he would drop subtle hints that he wanted to be taken care of

Like subtly saying “oh, it just hurts, I have no clue how to fix it…” and wait for you to offer to rub it

I feel he likes being babied a little bit, but not to much

He doesn’t like being treated as glass or like he is incompetent

But he does love being taken care of by you

Be it food, tending to him or showering or making sure he is fed and clean

He loves showering with you

He loves having you wash his hair and the feelings of your hand in it or feeling you lather the soap on him while he just gets to relax and close his eyes and know your there

And that he’s able to soak in all the love

Obviously he returns it all in his own way but

It’s just all the love you pour in