#it works for so many couples in hazbin hotel T-T

[edenpoise]

" I will fall in love with you Over and over again I don’t care how, where, or when No matter how long it’s been- "

" And I’ve been waiting, waiting ... "

- this song has me in a choke hold :' D

[lucrezianoin]

So one of my mutual on twitter was saying that it seems like in Western animated shows (a part from a general lack of queer romances) FF romances have higher numbers than MM. Because I wanted to check, I made a list so I thought it would be nice to share both FF and MM romances in Western animation, so people know where to find them!! (mm ships here)

These are all canon and I only added romances between main or very present secondary characters. I avoided stuff like background couples or "they gave her a girlfriend in the last episode" kind of stuff. Tho, I did not watch all these shows, so keep in my that for some of them I am using online info.

There will be SPOILERS (especially for: Did they kiss? Did they end up together?)

In order (top to bottom, left to right):

Miriam and Hira (Dragon Age Absolution): Ex-girlfriends who reconnect. Miriam is the protagonist and Hira one of the protagonists. Do they kiss? Yes. But at the end they break up but not because they are not in love with each other's, they still are very much in love (I still really enjoyed it, for the longing and the angst). Uncertain if there will be a season two that will continue their story.

Vi and Cait (Arcane): Complete show (two season). Vi and Cait are both protagonists and their relationship is the main romance of the show. They meet in season 1 and the romance progress pretty quickly. There is a break up in the middle, but it only makes the heart grow fonder! Do they kiss? Yes, they do much more. They do it all! They also have a happy ending!

Amaya and Janai (The Dragon Prince): Final season coming out soon. Amaya is one of the main characters since S1, Janai is introduced in S3 and then becomes one of the main cast. S3 is also when their romance start and when they meet. Enemies to lovers, enemies who flirt!! And then lovers! Do they kiss? Yes. They marry, in fact. Their story continues through the rest of the whole show, and all the adventures are never "Amaya vs Janai" but them working together as a couple and facing adversity. They are the second main romance of the show.

Korra and Asami (Legend of Korra): I mean, this is a classic. The romance was fought for by the creators, and the series ended with a "vague romance ending" as a form of censorship. Do they kiss? not in the show, but comics continue their story. Still, you can see their relationship progress in the show (from their first meeting to their romance ending), and I thank the comicbooks every single day or people would insist they are just friends.

Charlie and Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel): One season is out, another in the making. Charlie and Vaggie start as already in a relationship and are girlfriends since episode one. They are the main relationship in the show, and their romance is mainly about them facing adversities together (and romance troubles at one point). Do they kiss? Yes. And they sing love songs about and to each other's too.

Marceline and Bubblegum (Adventure Time): another wlw romance that was fought for and I think almost got censored! They are both part of the recurring secondary cast. I need a rewatch of this show (completed show btw) because there are so many hints when you get through the episodes knowing that Marceline and Bubblegum are having this rivals-animosity-girlfriend-flirting-breakup(they are supposedly exes!)-reconciliation romance in and off screen. Do they kiss? Yes, at the end! They do have an explicit happy ending and end up together! They are also shown happily together in the completed special sequel Adventure Time: Distant Lands.

Harley and Poison Ivy (Harley Quinn): Ongoing DC series, Harley is the protagonist and Ivy a main character. They start as friends and begin dating at the end of season 2. I have not watched the show, but I know that they are still together and they do kiss multiple times!

Adora and Catra (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power): Complete series that ends up with an explicit canon romance (and kiss!) and a happy ending! I have yet to watch it (I NEED TO), but I know that the series introduce them as childhood friends turned enemies and then has an enemies to lovers arc! Also Adora is the protagonist and Catra a main character.

Amity and Luz (The Owl House): I have not watched this, sorry! There might be other queer main ships in this show that I am not aware of. I just know that Luz is the protagonist and Amity a main character. The show is complete and they do have a happy ending. Do they kiss? Yes!

Bean and Mora (Disenchantment): Bean is the protagonist and Mora a secondary character, their relationship develops in S3 and S4 (the show is complete). I did not finish this yet, so I have yet to encounter Mora. Do they kiss? Yes. And they are also endgame!

Ruby and Sapphire (Stephen Universe): I am sorry, I know nothing about this show! I just know that are among the main characters cast, they do have a happy ending, they marry and they kiss!

Zarya and Kitty (Mysticons): Sadly, I think this ship fell to censorship. I have not watched the show, but from what I gather they were supposed to kiss (there is a cut scene with a kiss), but the show only aired a more vague ending for them. They seem to be only hinted through S1 and S2, and even if they explicitly say "I love you", most of the wiki I found calls them "childhood friends" only.

Luna and Sam (The Loud House): another show I am not familiar with, all I know is that they are canon! And Luna is a main character. I am unsure how much the show focuses on their relationship, but I know they explicitly date and then become girlfriends!

Batwoman and Renee (Batman Bad Blood): This is an animated movie with Kate (Batwoman) as the protagonist. Her and Renee do not end up together but they are on a date (explicitly a date!) at the start. Sadly I am not familiar with DC, but from what I gathered they did/do have a relationship in some comics too.

Beckett and Jennifer (Star Trek: Lower Decks): Sadly they do not have an endgame status or happy ending, and they break up in the show (but remain friends). Still, they do date (and kiss!) in at least two season.

Kelsey and Stacks (Craig of the Creek): Kelsey is a main character and Stacks seems to be a secondary character. They are both very young (9 or 10 years old!) and confirmed girlfriend, but I do not know more.

Red Action and Enid (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes): Another show I am not familiar with! What I know is that Enid is a main character and Red Action part of the main cast too. They are confirmed as girlfriend in S3, they do kiss and they are still together at the end!

Catwoman and Batwoman (Catwoman Hunted): I am cheating a bit because this is technically an anime (Japanese animation) but based on DC, so I decided to add them anyway. This is a movie. Catwoman is the protagonist and Batwoman a main character. They do seem to have a flirting relationship, there is an almost kiss, but technically only for distracting Batwoman.

MM SHIPS HERE

[d3pressed-caffiene-addict]

Hazbin Hotel Ep 5&6 Oh My God (Major Spoilers)

I am having so many thoughts, this is just a brain dump

-LUCIFER. He’s so pathetic I love him

-Jeremy Jordan you fucking legend. I’m a big fan of a lot of his work and was excited to see him in this but I was slightly unsure if he was the right casting since I expected Lucifer to be more of a high and mighty/snobby figure, but with the way they characterised him HE IS PERFECT.

-“TAKE THAT DEPRESSION”

-The Lucifer vs Alastor rivalry is beautiful

-“Ha ha, fuck you.”

-Father figure Alastor

-HIS EARS GO BACK LIKE A CAT WHEN HES ANGRY I CANT

-MIMZY’S ARRIVAL. I know most of us know the lore about her and Alastor being developed as a couple before it was scrapped but I really like how they are in the show

-Even if it’s just crumbs I’m so excited to be getting snippets of Alastor’s lore. It’s wild to keep going back and forth between “aw he actually cares for and protects his friends” and “oh my god he’s a fucking psycho”

-Speaking of that the scene with Husk holy shit. Poor man looked terrified

-The confirmation that Alastor’s also stuck working for someone, it has to be Lilith surely. I know some people will call it predictable because a lot of theories are coming true but personally I think it’s from good worldbuilding/foreshadowing

-ALASTOR IN FULL DEMON FORM JUST ANNIHILATING EVERYONE and then he just goes “Ah that was fun, now back to it”

-I kinda like the parallel between Al and Mimzy & Angel and Cherri where they invite their friends to join them if they want to, even if neither of them take it up initially maybe we’ll see them join the hotel in the future?

-BABY CHARLIE

-I really expected Lucifer to be a dickhead and a shitty dad, but he seems to be an overall better guy than most people in hell

-CHERRI BOMB ARRIVAL! And she’s Aussie now fuck yeah represent

-I still love her and Angel’s friendship even if she is a terrible influence. Everyone’s got that friend who’s solution to a bad day is just self-destruction but they mean well at least

-DARREN CHRIS TOO, THE MUSICAL THEATRE/BROADWAY ACTOR CASTING IS STACKED

-Emily is so sweet I love her

-The Molly cameo is so sweet, I was waiting for her to appear somewhere but lowkey forgot she was in heaven. Honestly though how did she get there when the rest of her and Angel’s family got condemned for what they did together? Maybe she left the mob or something idk I just hope we get to meet her properly at some point

-Heaven’s real fucked up? Yeah not shocked

-VAGGIE?? FALLEN ANGEL REVEAL?? AND SHE WAS AN EXTERMINATOR???? I know most of us called it but holy shit I didn’t expect it to be confirmed this soon

-Adam is such a dick but he’s so much fun

-I love that Charlie was gonna start her court presentation with definitions like a high school essay

-“Consent is a good name for a sex club” the gentleman Husk truthers gonna have fun with this one

-Pentious hitting on Cherri is hilarious and totally not the same level of subtlety I flirt with when I’m drunk

-Hearing more and more about how Val treats Angel is so sad especially with how casually he talks about it since it’s just another day for him

-Him parenting drunk Nifty is beautiful

-“You wanna play with the kitty?”

-Valentino is my #1 enemy

-Seeing Angel stand up to him to protect his friends is making me feel feelings. Like he knows that he’s gonna be treated even worse for it but I think he’s reaching his tipping point and shits gonna go down soon

-Also I know there’s a popular theory that he’s gonna die soon and a lot of the theories are coming true so I am scared. I kind of don’t think this one’ll happen though since he’s the fan favourite and its just too soon to take that much of a risk. Plus Vivsie’s admitted he’s the best written character and it’d be such a waste of all that development

-More sweet moments between him and Husk, they’ve gotten me so invested in this ship so fast

-The fact that most of heaven didn’t know about the extermination?? Wild

-Idk how I feel about the timeskip between Ep 4&5, they’re only a month away from the extermination now. Yes it’s making the stakes feel higher but I do wish we’d been able to see more of that time for the relationship development, all the characters seem much closer than before and we’ve only seen bits of how they got there

-I really wish they’d greenlit more than 8 episodes to pace things a little better but I’m glad we have season 2 confirmed

-That last minute ‘reveal Vaggie’s past to Charlie, boot them out of heaven and then cut to credits before she can react’ is gonna torture me until next week

-I don’t disagree with past criticism that Vivzie’s female characters can feel a bit underwritten but I think it’s getting better

-“We’re coming to the hotel first” plus all the theories that someone’s gonna die are fucking stressing me out man

Anyway hope you enjoy the brain dump, this show has once again consumed my thoughts

[theyanderespecialist]

FEMME MAN (Scenario/Headcanon) Yandere SirDust X FemmeMan Trans Male Reader (Hazbin Hotel)

Hey so I'm really shy about these types of things so I'll get straight to the point of my request!

My birthday is Oct 31 '03 and I would love an Established Couple (already dating and looking for a third.) SirDust x Chubby GNC Trans Man Listener, where it's a Halloween Party and Listener is getting hit on left and right cuz of their feminine costume (Could be Princess, Fem Fetal, French Maid.) but some drunkards get out of hand as a scenario.

If not this then maybe some base Headcanons + traits SirDust x Trans Man Listener then. Thank you for your time if you read this.

This was the request but I asked for details on what the listener would be and a reader is a femme man (think Jojo bizarre adventures, very manly but he is at the point he still has boobs) he is a femme boy trans man meaning he feels like a man but does like to dress up femme and this is a fact that clothes do not make your gender. He has had bottom surgery and does have a male sex organ. he just never did top surgery. Which yes men can have boobs like a girl can have a cock does not make them any less their true gender also SirDust is the ship of Sir Pentious and Angel Dust. those two are a couple in this! Now onto the story!] 

[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! We are having a LATE (sorry to the man who requested this! I did not mean to forget it! I have the memory of a goldfish, but I am still doing it because it is STILL Spooky season! So happy Later Birthday, you are getting the scenario and it will be made into an audio version on YouTube! So let's do this!]  

(Disclaimer: SirDust is not a canon ship in the Hazbin Universe, this is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Also, Sir Pentious and Angel Dust are NOT Yandere in canon! Again, This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously! Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! You know who you are! You Dirty, Flaky, Biscuits! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! 

Disclaimer: Trans Men are Men and Trans Rights A Human Rights! You are a femme man trans man in this! Being like a femme boy but more masculine and such you are very tall very buff, and had bottom surgery, but NOT top surgery. So you still have boobs and you do like to cross-dress even though you are a trans man! Crossdressing does not make you any less trans or any less of a man!) 

PLEASE ENJOY THIS!] 

-Yandere Headcanons With Yandere Sir Pentious X Femme Man Trans Male Reader X Yandere Angel Dust- 

.Sir Pentious and Angel Dust are dating in this and have been for a few months. 

.They met you at a Halloween party, fell in love with you immediately, and became obsessed with you almost instantly. 

.Angel dust would be really good with giving you your shots of T 

.While Sir Pentious is a bit more nervous about it. 

.They are both protective and they would not tolerate anyone misgendering you or mistreating you. 

.Angel Dust is the one to blow their heads off and Sir Pentious is the one to pull you away to safety. 

.But Surprisingly Sir Pentious is the more vengeful and would bring out the war machine to make the one who had misgendered or mistreated you pay. 

.Since you are a femme man, they love to work out with you, but also get you so many dresses and skirts and outfits. 

.Sir Pentious was the one who would get you old-time dresses from the Victorian time or even the Edwardian time. 

.He would even get you custom-made corsetes. 

.Angel Dust loves crossdressing with you and you two end up going shopping for dresses and outfits. 

.They would have a healthy sex life with you. 

.They are very supportive of the body you want even when you do not want top surgery. 

.You are still their man and they love you no matter how femme you are. 

.They would deal with rivals by killing them and making sure that they do not get in the way of their love for you. 

.They would confess to you after dating you for a month. 

.If you say yes? They are over the moon and you all would have a three-way. 

.If you turn them down they are going to kidnap you until they can make you love them. 

(The Snake, The Spider, and The Femme Man Maid) (Yandere SirDust Sharing) 

(No One's POV) 

Sir Pentious has been dating his darling spider for a few months now. They were a match made in hell. Angel being the working boy he is made it clear that he would not sleep around outside of the studio. Sir pentious was grateful for that and he was happy to have his spider. But they were looking for a third and they thought they could meet him at a party. That is when they spotted him, a stunning tall, and buff man with a soft chest. It was clear that he might be trans. This someone was you, (Name). 

You were a handsome man wearing stunning makeup that made you look soft and seductive. Not to mention you are in a specially tailored French maid dress. You were so stunning and beautiful. It was hard to tell you were a man. You are a man and are a trans man at that. Having bottom surgery. Although you did not have top surgery as you are a femme boy. Which does not take away from you being a man.  You just like the freedom you felt wearing female clothing and also the heels made your ass look great!  You were currently drinking at the bar when three men came up. They were dressed as the three little pigs and you looked at them not wanting to be near them, to be honest. 

"Hey sexy, why don't you come and have some fun with us." Pig number one says.  "Sorry, but I am Jewish, I don't eat pork." You tell them. 

They did not get the clear rejection that you were not interested and did not want to be near them.  "Come on cutie." Pig number 2 says. "Do not be like that~ Besides we rather be the ones to suck on your tits."  You made a face at that. You did not mind your boobs, but when creeps like this brought them up, it made you have gender dysphoria.  "Look I am not interested." You tell them standing up to your full height.  "Don't be a bitch! We are being nice." Pig Number 3 says and grabs your wrist before you can even react, Pig Number Three's head is blown off.  "Sorry, we are late sugar." Angel Dust says.  "Yes, sssso ssssory dearest." Sir Pentious says.  You look at them and decide to go along with it. "Oh, I was worried you two would not make it." You tell them.  "We got him first!" Pig number one says but he and pig number two have their heads blown off as well.  "You okay?" Angel Dust asks.  "Yeah, I am fine, thanks for that." You thank them. "Do you guys wanna drink? The first round is on me."  They stared at you and blushed, you were even more stunning up close~  "We would." Sir pentious said and they knew they just had to have you and they would have you, making you their Femme Man~ 

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter is done! I hope you all enjoyed this and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins!] 

[starlightmaker17]

Hazbin Hotel: Lilith and Eve and Roo time!

So there’s been lots of ongoing theories about whether Eve and Lilith are same person (debunked thanks to Lucifer’s confirmation taunting Adam) and if Roo has anything to do with them. Roo wasn’t even technically mentioned in the show specifically but was confirmed by Viv before it aired. So there’s some key point I want to emphasize.

- Certain frames show Lilith face and some don’t. What they all have in common is she does t speak for any reason or response. She has no face during “More Than Anything” and on her card but she has her face shown on many pics and on finale briefly. Some have her not having horns but others do. I do believe like Lucifer and Charlie, she can shapeshift. How far this goes is hard to say considering she’s technically a sinner. If Alastor can have a full demon form, why can’t she? Maybe hers is shapeshifting herself to conceal her emotions.

-Eve is mentioned only a couple times but there is evidence she has more to story, especially considering she was first one to officially sin. She was never even shown to have a distinct face in beginning, so maybe as punishment she actually has no face and has power to steal other people’s faces/identities. Would make sense she would try to steal Lilith’s face for revenge against her and Lucifer.

-Roo is a bigger mystery but not completely off the ballpark. I actually think since she is believed to be the root of all evil, she actually is the official villain in the series. When Eve bit the apple, that’s when evil came to Earth, so why wouldn’t the apple develop a seed that would sprout into roots of evil within her? It explains why evil roots look like they expel from her lips. Thus, Eve must have transitioned into Roo at that point. She lost her identity by becoming Roo and it makes sense why she was never seen again while Adam was. He didn’t even really speak of her- Lucifer did.

-this leads to another theory. Since Lucifer implied he had relations with Eve, it’s possible she had his child and that child is actually Charlie. As such, that is why she would pose as Eve/Lilith to raise Charlie. There is more similarities to Roo than of Lilith in art depictions, but honestly we don’t know too much of Lilith personality to get good understanding. Plus, why would Roo/Eve want to raise Charlie with someone who made her life literally Hell? What would she gain from this? What would Lilith from being separated from Lucifer? Why is she in Heaven while Roo/Eve do her supposed dirty work? Does heaven know about this? Does Lute?

-people think Alastor made a deal with Lilith, but I think it could be her or Roo/Eve. He has made deal with Charlie specifically in his favor, so he had to be in pretty high standards if he thinks she’ll help him out of his trouble. It doesn’t sound it has anything to do with heaven or Lucifer, so the only other option is Lilith or Roo/Eve. My best wager would be with Roo.

Those are my thoughts.

[mraprilfools]

Word Count: 8.5k

Rating: M Pairing: GEN

CW/TW: Graphic Depiction of Suicide

Summary: Before Vox died, he was a cult leader. In the final days leading up to his death he makes one last friend. Part of a collection of One-shots, you don't need to read the rest for context. Preview under the cut.

“Where did all this blood come from?”

When you live with seven full-grown women on a farm, you expect to find blood sometimes. Either when they were butchering the chickens or had their little time of the month staining the sheets and clothing. That was normal, and Vincent was used to it! But it was something else entirely to come home from a monthly trip to find your living room looking like a murder scene! Which is exactly what it was! Vincent was careful about his visits outside the farm, isolation kept his Cult pliable and stupid. Obedient. And he masked it as keeping them pure so they only heard the word of the Lord. So when one of those trips ended up with a bloody mess?

It started to fill you with some… regrets.

There were signs that there was some attempt to clean it. Women knew how to clean blood, but they would have to throw out and burn the whole carpet at this point. All they accomplished was making it even more conspicuous. Vincent’s foot tapped at the carpet, mismatched eyes locked with the first man or woman who would meet his. They all shrank back, with one man looking particularly guilty. Allan, one of his most…. Devoted admirers.

Contrary to many cult leaders, Vincent was equally inclined to men and women and happily sampled from both sexes to exert his control.

Right now, Allan was being far too obvious with the way he was poking his fingers together and staring at the floor. The only thing was, he was so… pathetic most times he hardly could believe he would cause this much blood. The closer Vincent got, the more Allan’s body started to stiffen. A single digit was put beneath the chin and he had become putty in his hands; like always. Vincent pushed his head up to meet his eyes, speaking to him gently as he did whenever he lavished him with praise.

“Allan, look at me.”

Those chocolate brown eyes sheepishly met with his sapphire blue and brown. A smile spread across Vincent’s face, his palm brushing affectionately over his lost lamb telling him it would all be O.K.

“Now… tell me. What happened?”

Allan swallowed hard, nervously darting his eyes to meet with the mismatched pair of their beloved leader. Devilishly handsome, charming, and far too easy on the eyes. A gentle smile was all it took and he was spilling out his guts, figuratively. But he would do so literally if he so much as asked. “Keith was spreading doubt among the others once you left. He said that you’re t-trying to keep us isolated because you believe it will lead us away from you. And not because it would keep us p-pure.”

Vincent nodded, nudging him forward with a gentle yank. “Go on.” He cooed encouragement to the other. Warm fingers tickled at his chin, and his throat, cupped his cheeks holding him like he was something precious. Something that him melt into the touch fluttering his eyes intoxicated by the promise. Of what Vincent could offer.

“So I grabbed an ice pick and impaled him through the ears. If he should be deaf to your words, Savior… then he does not need them.” Devotional words of supplication, but all Vincent heard were words that had his blood freezing in his veins. There was a lot police would ignore. A bunch of consenting adults living on a farm in bumfuck nowhere? Fine. Several married couples living under one roof? Sure! The massive amount of drugs being smuggled in? That he could pin on other people. But murder?

Murder changed everything.

“I see! I see. So Keith was speaking blasphemy and you silenced him for it.” No big deal! They could hide the body and pretend he simply went...missing! Vincent yanked his hand back, pacing around the room. Blood tracked over his nice new shoes, creating bloody imprints on the carpet. Nervous laughter bubbled from the manic cult leader. A man who was doing everything he could to keep it all together. Cleaning other's messes was his specialty!

“Um, Vincent… sir?” Allan sheepishly tried to call out, reaching a hand for his shoulder. A touch that he instantly denied with a roll of his shoulder. Touch happened only on Vincent’s prerogative.

“It’ll be fine--! We can fix this! Allan! Where is Mary?” Keith had a wife and child. It would suck to have to silence the wife, but one of the other women could raise the child. Keep her in the basement for reconditioning. If both of them disappeared leaving the child behind, he could weave a sympathetic story about how their coven stepped up to become her new family. A found family! Saps loved those kinds of tales. Heels continued to click, splattering blood from his incessant pacing. A million different scenarios playing out in his head trying to find the ideal.

“We haven’t seen Mary all day...” One of the women spoke.

“She ran out of the house when Allan attacked Keith, remember!” Another followed up.

Vincent whipped his head around, wheeling around to push his face into the last speaker. Her name was… Amanda. This one was Amanda. His hands clapped on her shoulders, fingers digging into her shoulders. A manic smile spread across his face. “You don’t say. And you didn’t think to stop her WHY?”

Amanda squeaked in shock, turning her head away. Her hands tugged and picked each other, knees knocking together obnoxiously together. A homely woman, but one who was exceptionally devotional after a single fuck. And he kept her waiting for years for that fated one more night to show he truly did love her!

But Vincent loved nobody. He was never capable, he’d been raised in a loveless household and only wanted one thing. For people to notice him. To look at him. And he lapped at their love, never returning it because the void was never filled.

“Well, you said that everyone is here because they want to be Vincent. I figured Mary was having a hysterical fit but… she’d return. The True God’s gospel can only be found here after all.” Vincent’s nails bit into her shoulders. He slowly inhaled and exhaled to calm the rising anger in his belly. It was fine! They could handle this! They simply had to find Mary!

“Call all the able-bodied men. We need to find Mary and bring her back ASAP. No harm to the child. You’ll do this for me, won’t you Amanda?” Vincent leaned in, whispering into her ear. He could see the rising color to her face and he relished the power he had over her. Even when all he ever gave her anymore was a hint of a promise.

“Yes, Vincent! Anything you say.” So eager to please. He rewarded her with a chaste kiss against her cheek, and even that much was enough to bring a feverish color to her face and a sparkle in her eye.

“That’s my good girl. We meet at the meeting grounds in fifteen minutes. Wear a good pair of shoes, Amanda, I would hate for you to get hurt.”

Because it’d be a pain in the ass you carry you back.

The speed at which she zipped out of the room would have brushed pleasantly against his ego if he wasn’t dealing with a crisis right now. Today, all Vincent could think about was the little rat who slipped free and could potentially throw everything he worked for under the bus.

Follow the link for the full story!

[microraptorreactor]

I feel like dumping out my box of OCs like one would do a box of lps so very long post filled with very many doodles ahead!

Reference for my Rainworld oc, Lost! He's an idiot kid I made for one joke but now he lives in my brain. I think I made this reference for him last year? Idk I don't remember. I'm just now realizing that Lost snuck into my V2 characterization lmao.

Elysium art of various ages! Made between 2021-2023 I believe. This is the oc I made before I knew what Ultrakill was and everyone thought I was making an Ultrakill joke. Tbh if it wasn't for the fact that I MADE Elysium and have their early sketches I wouldn't believe they weren't an Ultrakill reference either. Speaking of which, here's some animations from when Elysium was both a quadruped and a model of robot instead of an individual. These were both made for a class in 2021.

VERY old art (2020 I think? I wasn't using my screen tablet yet) that I normally wouldn't include if it weren't for the fact my friends would explode me if I mentioned Elysium and Lost without mentioning Nerve. She was an anxiety-ridden warforged cleric who got tragically sent to the vampire realm. Whenever Nerve comes up in discussion one of my friends brings up how I made him cry with her final speech. I don't remember tf I said lmao.

Art of my His Dark Materials OC, Zurial! Art would have been made 2022 onwards. I made her WAY back in 2019 before Hazbin Hotel even had a pilot but unfortunately now she looks like a Hazbin angel and I feel weird drawing her. Which is really unfortunate because I love her dearly, she's one of my favorite OCs. She's also the only oc I have who I've made a plushie for. Why did my character design have to accidentally look like the works of famous youtube animator Vivian Medrano T-T

(here's her plushie btw. I'm really proud of it lol.)

Here's Niphit, one of my Warframe OCs! Some of y'all might recognize her as my AO3 pfp, but her design has changed since then. The bottom reference sheet is her most recent design. She's kind of conceptually similar to Baeri/Sleet/-31 from SftBT, in terms of hacking shit and having a snout and teeth. Biggest difference is that she is a whole ass hivemind, usually pretty harmless, and also considered pretty young.

Shameless CR:K fanchild OC. Her name is Golden Parmesan Cheese Cookie (Parm or Parmesan for short) and she's also, like, an AI copy of a dead person. Or a dead person's soul trapped inside an eternal simulation? Either way she's got SO many issues. I have a massive chatfic wip from when I decided to try writeing something with her.

Okay I know technically this is a Homestuck OC but I like to say she's a Hiveswap OC. Because I played Hiveswap and loved it but never read Homestuck. Anyways her name is Vintan she's a yellowblood.

Whoa an original character! Yeah this is Corion, they come from my brain. I have a whole story concept about post-apocalyptic robot cowboys (and human cowboys) that I've done a couple doodles from but never written down. Corion serves as a sort of living taxi, guiding or carrying people across the wasteland. They are a secondary protagonist, I don't think I have art of Pike and Amelia, the actual protagonists. One funny fact about this universe is it contains a character named V1 (pronounced Vi, still written as V1) who I can no longer use for obvious reasons.

But yeah! Ramble over! Not anywere near all of them I just wanted to talk about my brain children XD

[justmenoworries]

My unorganized thoughts about Hazbin finale because I am feeling all the feelings.

Positives

The songs? Absolute bangers. Both of them. The Chaggie "More Than Anything" reprise got spoiled for me but I still loved it. We stan a supportive couple ready to go to war together. The reprise for "Happy Day in Hell" at the end was a nice touch. Loved that it was Lucifer who picked up the slack to cheer up Charlie. Mans finally becoming the dad who stepped up.

The battle as a whole was awesome. Hot take, but if Adam didn't have the spawn infinite enemies cheat all bad guy armies seem to have in these situations, the Hotel definitely would've won.

I'll admit, I wasn't too jazzed about Sir Pentious replacing Mimzy in the main cast but he kind of redeemed (lol) himself for me this episode. Bro was both one of the funniest and most heartwarming characters in the finale get yourself a man who can do both. The unholy (lol) noises I made when he showed up as a redeemed soul in Heaven. Good for him! He deserves the best. Also I find Sera's and Emily's reactions to the reveal kind of interesting. Emily is overjoyed seeing that Charlie's idea works, but Sera looks... mortified? Disgusted? Kinda tells us which one of these two really deserves the title of Big Good. Side note, but it's kind of funny how the only physical change a redeemed sinner goes through is that their color scheme is now pastel instead of goth.

ADAM FUCKING DIED YESSIRRRRR! GOOD RIDDANCE BITCH NO ONE WILL MISS YOUUUU (Except for Lute, but no one gives a fuck about what Lute thinks, cry harder hoe)

Charlie's and Lucifer's true formssss! Razzle and Dazzle getting to be badassss! (R.I.P. Dazzle, hope you somehow end up in Heaven too)

Alastor Vs Adam. Cool fight, surprisingly not as one-sided as one might've thought. I mean, Alastor still lost but he lasted a lot longer than most of the others who fought against Adam (Poor Sir Pen)

Vaggie and Lute rematch, I fucking called ittttt!

Seeing everyone gear up and fight for the Hotel was cool, seeing so many Exorcists get axed off was cathartic as fuck.

Lute losing a part of her body because of Vaggie, just like she took a part of Vaggie's body was *chef's kiss*.

Lucifer Vs Adam and Lucifer just... not taking the fight seriously at all until Charlie almost gets hurt. He was really just toying with Adam for the entire first half and when he started getting serious Adam got trashed so fucking quick, I love it.

Charlie fucking shanking Adam and stopping his punch Just Like That. I lover her, she's such a badass. Sure wish we could've seen more of that (foreshadowinggg)

Vox acting as the greek chorus for the events of the episode works surprisingly well. Ngl I thought his constant commentary would get annoying really fast if they kept cutting away from the action just so he can say a funny. But no, they actually managed to time it pretty well. Props to Adam Stein (writer for this episode).

The Negatives (Yes, They Exist)

The other Vees did not need to be here. Seriously, we're starting off with Vox alone in his control room and we could've stayed there. Velvette and Valentino didn't even talk for the majority of the episode. And I'm not a fan of how Val continues to be played for comedy. Unfriendly reminder that this man is a r*pist and an abuser. If you needed a V for the funnies, Velvette and Vox are quite literally right there. (Can you believe Velvette had no lines this episode but fucking Val had both a speaking role and a not insignificant part of the ending song? Weak.) You can still have the ending scene of the Vees hanging out and planning after the aborted Extermination, literally nothing changes if you cut Val and Velvette from the cutaway gags.

Not a fan of how Lucifer stole the spotlight. "But you said you liked the Adam Vs Lucifer fight-" Yeah, I did. Doesn't change that this shouldn't have been Luci's fight, it should have been Charlie's. We've had hints this whole season that Charlie is actually way stronger and wrathful than anyone thinks and that she's actively working to keep up her cheerful and friendly persona. Her stabbing Adam with her trident was a nice start, but after Lute killed Dazzle and seriously endangered Vaggie, this should've been the moment Charlie decided "Alright that's it, no more Miss Nice Girl, I didn't want this to end in bloodshed but these assholes are going down." This should've been the moment where the gloves come off. How much more impactful would it be if Charlie was the one beating down Adam but stopping before killing him? If the show made it clear Charlie could murder this asshole, but she doesn't, because she's still better than he ever will be. What a way to show that Charlie truly does believe in the good in everyone or at least still believes in non-lethal solutions to the conflict between Heaven and Hell! But nope, Charlie gets two badass moments, then is banished to the side-lines and to the role of damsel Lucifer has to save and who has to be the metaphorical angel on Lucifer's shoulder who stops him from offing Adam (for some reason). If we needed to get Lucifer involved, maybe have him show up earlier to help the Hotel but get hurt somehow, forcing and motivating Charlie to step up as the future ruler of Hell. Speaking of-

Why the fuck was Lucifer so late to the fight??? Yeah yeah, I know, depressed shut-in, but in "More Than Anything" he literally calls Charlie "the only thing worth fighting for" in Hell. He knew the Extermination was coming. Yeah, maybe Charlie didn't tell him that the trial in Heaven went south and that Adam's Exorcists were going to target the Hazbin Hotel, but you'd think he'd have noticed something was up??? More importantly, if he really wanted to support Charlie's dream of saving the sinners in Hell, why didn't he take part in the battle from the start??? Why didn't Charlie ask him to fight alongside her??? Yeah, Charlie is reluctant to ask Lucifer for anything because they don't have the best relationship, but we've had an entire fucking episode of them growing closer and Lucifer assuring Charlie he'd help her. And this wasn't just a matter of pride, Charlie's friends and her girlfriend were in danger of getting killed, you're telling me she'd choose her own hang-up over all of them??? "But if Lucifer was there, the fight would've been over too quick-" refer to the previous point. Angels can be hurt and killed by angelic weaponry, there were like over a hundred Exorcists on that battlefield and don't tell me Adam would be above fighting dirty by attacking while Lucifer is distracted. There. Easy way to take Lucifer out of the fight and make way for Charlie.

Not a fan of how Cherri Bomb x Sir Pentious was bullrushed in this last episode. Yeah, we established Pentious likes her, but Cherri had like no interest in him until Angel commented he might have two dicks. Which, I guess her being after a purely physical relationship could work, but we all know that's not what Pentious wants. Their "romance" gives "He Was a Boy She Was a Girl" vibes. Like Velvette and Valentino, nothing in the episode would've been lost if that particular plot-line was dropped.

"The future of Hell belongs to the Vees" Yeah but does it though? Does it? Sorry, but I'm having a hard time taking these three seriously as a threat. Vox got effortlessly trounced by Alastor (and contrary to what the Vees believe he isn't missing, he came back), Velvette talked a big game about fighting the Exorcists but then did absolutely nothing and Val would eat dirt so fast against anyone who can actually fight back. Plus "Overlords hanging by a thread"? Which Overlords, exactly? Alastor? He's not dead and like previously stated, he's not 'missing'. Rosie, Carmilla, Zestial and the rest of the Overlords are just fine, the Extermination was centered around the Hazbin Hotel this time, no other turf even got scratched. "Nature abhors a power vacuum" What power vacuum? Again, no Overlords even died! No territory outside the hotel was destroyed! Are they just on a high from Alastor's supposed disappearance? I hope that's it, because otherwise damn, you three fucking suck at being Overlords.

[seigeocs]

Ships and Characters

Skyrim

My OCs + their ships. Farkas Vilkas Brynjolf

Fallout 3 Butch Cross Jericho Charon

Fallout New Vegas (if it’s not obvious, I really like the ladies in NV) Boone Lily Bowen Raul Cass Veronica

Fallout 4 All of the romance options Deacon Maxon The Raider bosses in Nuka World except the Black siblings

Fallout (TV Series) Ghoulcy Maximus x Lucy

Destiny 1 Any of my OCs Siobhan x Emyr Siobhan x Shaxx Siobhan x Uldren

Destiny 2 Any of my OCs Siobhan x Crow Siobhan x Shaxx

Dragon Age: Origins Any of my OCs established ships F!Cousland x Anora, F!Warden x Leliana, F!Warden x Morrigan, M!Warden x Morrigan, M!Warden x Zevran, F!Warden x Zevran

Dragon Age: Awakening F!Cousland x Nathaniel Howe, F!Cousland/Anders, F!Warden x Varel

Dragon Age 2 I’ll write for any of the characters and ships in DA2.  My favorites are: F!Hawke x Fenris, F!Hawke x Isabela x Fenris, F!Hawke x Varric, M!Hawke x Fenris, M!Hawke x Fenris x Isabela

Dragon Age: Inquisition I like almost all of the ships.  I struggle to write Solas so he’s just not available unfortunately.  Not that I don’t like his character, I just suck at writing him. My OCs and their ships, Dorian x Bull are some of my favorite.  I also love writing interactions that don’t involve smut for the companions as well.

Dragon Age Veilguard (when it comes out as I’m trying to keep away from most of the game information)

Mass Effect F!Shep x Kaidan, F!Shep x Ashley, F!Shep x Garrus, F!Shep x Tali (DON’T CARE IF THEY WEREN’T OFFICIAL, THEY EXIST TO ME).

Mass Effect 2 F!Shep x Garrus, F!Shep x Thane, F!Shep x Zaeed, F!Shep x Garrus x Thane, F!Shep x Tali, F!Shep x Miranda, M!Shep x Jack

Mass Effect 3 Same ship as 1 and 2.  I also write F!Shep x James Vega but in the non creepy Citadel DLC way.  That doesn’t exist in my canon.

Stardew Valley I’ll write smut about many of the characters in the game.  My one farmer is shipped with Harvey and my other is shipped with Leah.  If you give me characters I’ll make it work.  My only line in the sand is I will not write any cheating.

BG3 *waves hand to OCs* I’ll write whatever for them and their ships.  If you request BG3 just give me some options and I’ll figure it out.

Helluva Boss* Established canon ships!  I am loving the angst with Blitz and Stolas right now.

Hazbin Hotel* Established canon couples, Angel Dust x Husker (mostly fluff for these two because Angel Dust needs it).  I won’t write Alastor in any romantic ships.

My Hero Academia*

I mostly write Reader insert fics for MHA.  I also write ships between characters too.  Platonic fluff, found family, sarcasm, and anything that is G to T rating is for every character.  My main ships: Midnight x Eraserhead x Mic Midnight x Eraserhead Mic x Eraserhead Fatgum x Mirko Fatgum x Hawks Fatgum x Eraserhead All Might x Eraserhead Mirko x Shigaraki (Don’t question it, I love the toxicity of it) Compress x Twice Twice x Hawks Hawks x Dabi

Demon Slayer*

My OC x Rengoku My Demon OC x Muzan Reader Inserts for all the over 18 characters I also write platonic found family for all the characters

Kaiju No. 8*

Hoshina is my absolute favorite character in this show. Kafka Hibino is a close second Narumi (omg the anime did him a disservice so badly) Eiji Hasegawa Haruichi Izumo Iharu Furuhashi Reno Ichikawa

Any any platonic, fluff, cute stuff with any of the characters

Haikyuu

As everyone in the main cast is over 18 by the end of the manga, I’ll write all the characters.  It’s mostly Reader Inserts but I’m open to OCs and character x character ships.

One Punch Man

Saitama Genos Atomic Samurai Blast Zombieman

[cometcrystal]

The situation, as i understand it, on both sides

Angels sensory room

Creator supports "lesboys". POSSIBLY CRINGE, POSSIBLY BASED, it depends on the context. What are the parameters. Do we mean cis men who call themselves lesbians? Do we mean butches who are on T and use he/him? There's so many ways this could go and i dont really wanna look into it more because i feel like none of these people are even certain what they're fighting about

Creator banned people for liking south park and hazbin hotel. BASED

Weird ass discord server. Unsure of specifics but ive seen a couple anecdotes. CRINGE

The other side

Against lesboys. Again, POSSIBLY CRINGE, POSSIBLY BASED. Tik tok label discourse makes my head hurt

Someone made a parody called spookfaces sensory room that is incredibly fucking funny. Everything is loud and screaming and annoying. BASED

Lots of people say that angels sensory room is bad because its colorful/possible sensory overload when the description says that it's not for everyone and its just ops personal preference. this seems like small potatoes compared to the other stuff in the controversy idk why it gets brought up so much. CRINGE

In conclusion: im 27 and work a full time job

me after reading the angels sensory room drama and realizing im old now because i would have cared about this in college

[needybabytrashbeans]

Before I say ANYTHING, updates will be slow! Keep such in mind everyone!

EDIT: Posted originally on my wattpad @candypopxjason, reposted and edited for this post and my ao3 account at needybabytrashbeans.

Short and more summarized version of thus post comes out. If you see any grammatical errors here I apologize.

POSTED: 10/07/21

UPDATED: 12/29/21

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Commissions

Welcome everyone! Due to a couple things I'll be starting commissions! This post is all my rules for such and since Tumblr is probably the easiest platform for me at the time I hope many of you actually read this. Okay now to the fun part. This part is long since I'm serious about these things since I'm serious about my living situation. I'll start off with why I'm making commissions, then I'll move on to what you can commission, then prices, payment methods, and finally more sources if you want to support me more or if you want to place a commission for another fandom I write for or even if you simply want to chat with me. I do love making online friends after all.

More Info Below The Cut!!

Fandoms I Currently Write For

- The Arcana

- Obey me

- Hazbin Hotel

- Helluva Boss

- Tokyo Revengers

- Demon Slayer

- and some others that I'm thinking about.

((Jujutsu Kaisen and Genshin Impact will be added to the list!))

OTHER THINGS I'LL WRITE

- Oc x Oc

- Oc x Monsters (like werewolves, vampires, shadows, etc. Not monsters from certain fandoms unless that's what you want but just regular monsters for monster fuckers)

- Self Shots of characters doing things like m*sturbating or things like that

- Love Letters from your favorite characters

Why Am I Doing Commissions

I usually wouldn't want to answer this question and put my issues or buisness onto random people but I really need the money so here I go. I'm eighteen living in a household that takes a lot of energy from me. Finding motivation and even the will to keep living and pushing on in this world gets hard because of these people and these situations.. I want to move out, maybe into a small apartment or somewhere like that but even if I don't or can't move I at least want money to buy things that make me a little happier here since I'm not really able to do anything else. Writing is one of the few things I'm good at and if I can get paid by nice people to write their favorite characters and scenarios for that money then I'm so down to do it. I have depression, bad social anxiety so it's hard to go in public and ptsd from my childhood that I have to fight on a daily about. I just want to have the money to save up and move and do better because the people in my household are not helping me and my goals in life but I have nowhere else to go at the moment..

To know a little more about me I'm eighteen like I said earlier and I left school for a handful of personal reasons that I won't publicly mention here, I like anime of course and some of the fandoms I'll be writing in soon is My Hero Academia (certain characters), Jujustu Kaisan, Beastars, Tokyo Revengers (older versions and aged up only), and some others I might list later. I'll also be writing for Hazbin Hotel, Helluva boss, and Obey Me. I'm into astrology but not the lame and regular sun signs because there's more to astrology than just that and I spend a lot of time meditating, working on myself, role playing, and drawing a bit. I like collecting bones when they pop and random shiny things and I love growing plants and herbalism even though I don't have the the seeds I want and the dirt and things like that to keep things alive.. I'm into the occult so not like playfully but I genuinely study magic and spirituality like that and I love talking about aliens, mermaids, forest creatures, and things like that. Oh and I'm an Aries sun with a Virgo moon haha so a bit of a combo there. Some of my goals in life is to live off grid, grow my own food and raise animals, live close to a forest or maybe the plains. I also want to own a horse one day and practice herbal medicine to help people.

That's all I really have to say about why I'm doing this and myself personally so I'll just go ahead and move on to what you can commission and a bit of some rules on commissions.

What can I commission?

You can commission anything as long as it's not incest (disturbing subject for me), pedophilia or aged down characters, weird kinks like sc@t, or certain types because I while doubt I could even write these characters doing that based off morals at the same time I still might be up for if as a vent shot or something relating to yanderes.

What I'll be happy to write is a handful of things:

- fluff shots

- pregnancy fics

- alternate universes

- monster fics

- descriptive ocs/readers with your favorite character, like curvy black/African American oc/reader x Baji Keisuke (tokyo revengers) or chubby Latina oc/reader x Asra (the arcana). Things like that.

{If you do send in an oc I'd like you all to give me a bio on them if you don't have pictures of them but if you do have pictures I'd be happy to see them!}

- I'll also write kinks like daddy/mommy, rope bunny, Consenual non-con (it's a coping thing for many people including myself if you don't like it just scroll by) and kinks like that.

- I'll also write Yandere fics with MAJOR WARNINGS for people since sometimes i might write murder or gore and I know there's a handful of people that actually don't enjoy yanderes, (not saying I want a Yandere I just like fics on them.)

- I'll also write child reader x parent character, vise versa, or if you have children ocs for you and your favorite character I'll write them for you as well. Oh and I'll write poly commissions.

- NSFW

- obviously oc or reader x character or characters x characters (though I'm picky on ships so keep that in mind. That's one reason I'm mainly an x reader writer.)

- Darker things that fall along with Yandere category, for more info ask me in DMS. Trigger warning if you do.

Some things I didn't list because it's fluctuating, just know that if there's a request of commission that I DON'T want to do I'll let you know. I'm not obligated to do everyone's stories just because I need or want the money, if I don't feel like doing it I'm allowed to decline and you could either present another idea or you could go to my other fandoms and requests something from there and see if I'll write for you then. Please just remember to come at me with respect, I'm human just like the rest of you. If you respect me and my wishes I'll respect yours. I don't like to argue. Now I'll be moving on to prices.

Prices!

FICS:

EDIT: Adding extra characters will be a dollar for each character and Ocs instead of anon reader is an extra two dollars.

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NEWEST EDIT: Prices have been changed. (03/26/22) For future commissions please follow this list! Thank you to everyone who had commissioned so far!~

500 words is $5.50 - easy to write and not many words anyway but it's enough for me to write some good stuff.

1000 words is $10.00 - simply doubled the price number.

2000 words is $15.00

3000 words is $20.00

4000 words is $30.00

5000 words is $35.00

Now this is usually my limit in writing, maybe 6000 or 7000 but the highest I'll go is 10,000 which I'll make the price $50.00 simply because it'll take a while and it is more than I usually do for people. Then again I don't mind writing a lot, it gives me good practice for future fanfics and other fandoms I'll be writing for.

I also want to say that payment will have to be paid half up front which means, well, that you'll be paying half before I start to write. If you worry that I might not write it, after you pay half up front I'll send you screenshots of your story whenever you ask me to so you don't need to worry. Just in case you all do worry about the time period of things I'll list really quickly how long each one of these might take to actually write so you have a good idea.

TIMES

500 word commissions - one day, maybe just a couple of hours since it doesn't take that long. 500 word limits are something I passed years ago. Oh and to mention it I've been writing for perhaps 6 to 8 years now, give or take.

1000 word commissions - also a day, it's not that hard to write either. I'll say depending on the day and how I'm feeling it might take a couple more hours but it really should be done in just a day so don't worry.

2000 and 3000 word commisions - I would say these may also take a day or so but then again it might lead into two days plus some hours.

4000 and 5000 word commissions - two days minimum but depending on my mood and schedule it could lead into three or four days.

6000 to 9000 words commissions - I didn't list the pricings on these but I will now, 6000: $40.00, 7000: $45.00, 8000: $55.00, 9000: $65.00. These pricings weren't listed earlier since they're a bit heftier but I'll list them here only if people who HAVE the money wish to spend it. I'm used to writing up to 5000 but these are for people who don't mind spending a little cash and it'll help with my writing skills. These might take a couple days to finish, maybe a week or so, each one.. simply because not often do I have to write this much. Once again if you worry about the time range I'll send screenshots of the work as long as you pay half the price up front like I said earlier.

10,000 word commissions - this option is mainly here to help with my writing but it is 75 dollars. This request will probably take up to a week or more, maybe two so please keep that in mind. It's the highest I'll go when it comes to commissions.

And that's all! You can commission multiple times but just like with my requests I'll only accept 10 commissions at a time. If I accept a commission it'll be posted before any requests since these people are paying. Requests might be written after all commissions are done or I'll mix them up like post one commission first and then a request and then another commission and so forth, like a pattern.

Now I'll be moving on to payment methods.

Payment Methods

Currently I own a kofi but I need to make a PayPal which I can't do right now personally since I don't have a phone but another tablet so be patient with me if you do use PayPal, I'll get it together soon, maybe later today even and if that's the case i'll update you all then. Ah but I do have a cash app and the name is $ASHANPA (not in all caps but I wanted to make sure y'all saw it since a lot of people are probably skimming this and I don't want them to miss the important things.)

Once again my CASHAPP is $ASHANPA!

Like I've said many times now I need you all to pay half up front, scamming is not cool.

I also made a patreon but I'm still confused on the mechanics of the site so I'll eat her continue trying to figure it out or I'll just leave it be. Either way the may way to send your commissions/donations will be Cashapp since that's the one I use often.

Any now I'll be moving on to the final part of this post which is other sources to me.

Sources

I use Tumblr most of the time these days and my name on here is @needybabytrashbeans (haha obviously teehee) currently but if it changes it'll be @fanficsGalore or something like that. This is the first thing posted on this Tumblr but I'll probably repost the works I've posted so far or I'll just finish writing my current requests and post said fics on here, just give me a while to finish them. Same for my ao3 which I might post your stories as well. The names are the same.

If you can't reach me on either of those accounts then I'm currently making a discord. I had a discord a while ago and I lost my email and password. I'll be making a new one soon so more people can join, have fun, role play, make friends, vent, share art with credits or share your own art, and a lot of other things. I'll update here or on my other accounts if I ever actually make it.

Be nice, don't be an asshole and have fun. This discord will be a safe space for all people as long as you respect me and you respect each other. Moving on though I'm pretty sure this is the end of my post, let's have fun and enjoy ourselves. There's too much negativity in the world to be carrying it to safe spaces like this so if you're a dick please just leave. No one's in the mood for that.

I feel like there may be some more things I could add here but I can't really think of them or remember what they were at the moment.. I'll just update this post if I need to later. One thing I wanted to add was that I really appreciate you all though for having this story blow up. Much love!

EDIT 1: If you place a commission and I wrote more words then you ordered, don't worry about it, those words are free of charge so no extra pricing.

EDIT 2: When paying for commissions DO NOT send any money unless I've confirmed that I'll be doing your commission. I don't do refunds so here's a fair warning now. I don't want anyone losing money they didn't wish to spend..

EDIT 3: Privileges to commissions: detailed readers/ocs allowed, any kink is allowed, quicker updates versus requests, two to three characters for poly for a dollar, if I pass the word limit but you already paid extra words are free (as stated earlier), and other offers!

[painfulbass]

☾ ˚⊹  ❛❛  GENERAL QUICK CROSSOVER GUIDE

So crossovers are usually difficult for a lot of people. So, because I tend to think about these things, I thought I would make this comprehensive list/guide to writing crossovers with me. This isn’t anything in concrete, but to get the ball rolling or to help make it easier for both sides to contribute to plotting. It can be hard when you don’t know the fandom.

FNF, or Friday Night Funkin’ is a rhythm based game around rap battles. The Protagonist (known as BF) is trying to prove himself and win over his Girlfriend’s (GF) Dad, and it spirals from there. Gameplay style, it is very similar to Dance Dance Revolution, and the music is a fast pasted dubstyle/chiptune soundtrack.

What a lot of people know FNF for, however is the Mods. Due to it being on Newgrounds, and the creators having it be open asset, many creators are able to make their own “weeks” for players to challenge their skills in. Ruv, and those within Mid Fight Masses, are one of those mods. You can find most of their lore scattered in the scenes of their week, or by going on their official FNF Wiki.

Now, what does this mean for crossovers? I put it under a read more, simply because this is going to be a lot. I’m going to explain crossover verses I have. How I make them, and how YOU could have your character be in the FNF verse quite easily. So go under the read more to continue reading.

☾ ˚⊹  ❛❛  RUV IN OTHER UNIVERSES

Here are some just ideas that I came up with. While not EVERY interaction will work with these, they are ideas. They’re meant to kick start ideas and inspirations. I do not consider these full verses until I’ve talked with the other mun to make sure that they are okay with it. These can easily be changed, and swapped out for different things. My main goal here is to try and keep Ruv down to his core elements while fitting into a new setting.

POKEMON- Ruv, along with Sarv run the church- which she has turned into a sanctuary and a Nursery. Much like in Canon, Sarv is supernatural, and Ruv as a run away criminal vowed his life for all eternity to protect her. With church’s going out however, the next next step would be a PokeNursery.           Ruv acts as protector of the Nursery from trainers and groups alike. He usually is seen sitting on the roof, throwing pebbles at kids or passerby’s who irk him in some way. You can always find his Onix, his Low-Key Toxtricity, and his Absol around him or the nursery at all times. He does still have his strength, speed, and other abilities. The “face” he has is also a mask- an attempt to hide his identity as the wanted criminal.

OWL HOUSE- Ruv was a wanted criminal for the longest time. His magic, due to where he was born was a lot less like those around him. He could fit into the covens, but anything he did reflected back on him. Living alone, and learning to just modify himself he became a wanted criminal with a bone breaking shout.            However all of those times soon came to a stop as he met the winged mistress he stays with now. Protecting her (though she is much more than capable of protecting himself) she runs one of the many sects in the area. It isn’t the best building, but it’s out of the way and he usually isn’t spotted. However, unfortunately his past comes back to haunt him. He has no choice, and begrudgingly assists the Guards to repay for his crimes.           Tied to Sarv through magical bonds, he has made it clear to those in charge and to her- should something come between his duty as a guard or her, he would chose her a million times over.

DUCKTALES- Ruv is the petrified remains of the guardian of St. Sarvente. Awoken as the earth was shifted off of it’s orbit and forced into something it’s not, the callous guard is in search of the one he calls Sarvente, whom he claims is the Ruler of Souls and the one he Vowed to Protect. He is, 100% made of stone.

TOONTOWN- Stickfigures aren’t uncommon drawings. One’s as complicated as he and Sarv though usually get a few eyes. Not only that, but video game characters are always treated differently in Toontown. Maybe it’s because of a developers history, or lack there of. The story of Ruvyzvat being a heartless killer however spreads like wild flower, and while he and Sarv will primarily stay at the church... sometimes curiosity becomes too much.

KINGDOM HEARTS- FNF is it’s own world. Keyblade turned into a microphone, Ruv & Sarv are some of the first that would be met. Despite their challenge, they are rather distanced from the troubles of the Darkness and Light and would be semi-good companions. 

THE BLACKOUT CLUB- Ruv is a 16. Any day will be the day that a voice will end up taking over, merging with his mind. That’s fine. Much like how Seed-The-Grudge would want, he’ll just get revenge.

HAZBIN HOTEL / HELLUVA BOSS- Ruv ironically enough is one of the few in Hell who does not make him dead. In fact, in some cases that can make him extremely rare. This crossover he IS able to accompany Sarvente into the Underworld, and follow her on her treks through it. While most assume he is a dead sinner, he usually just doesn’t answer. However something about being here and meeting those who reside within the land sets him off. He’s a tad more feral, and a tad more willing to go to the violent answer.

PORTAL- Violence core. What else is there to say? Alternatively, him being a test subject would be fascinating, especially if he was grabbed post-vow. The man is immortal, and therefore would have messed with the tests just by the fact that there is only way for him to die. Death isn’t the worst thing to happen to a man however, and he does still feel pain.

RWBY- Ruv has the ability to manipulate sound waves, specifically his own). Trained with great strength and and even greater speed, his form of combat is continuously dodging as he looks for a weak spot. Weapons of choice are shot gun snow boots, and his sickle that doubles as a short sword.

DOCTOR WHO- Sarv has the ability to create portals. While they are MEANT to be used to intergalactive travel, but instead parallel world travel that in of itself is monumental for a lot of DW plots. Ruv and Sarv can easily go from one universe to the next, however chose to stay in the church. Not to mention Ruv’s skills in target elimination and his abilities would make for some individuals to repurpose him into a weapon. While they have been approached by UNIT on several occasions, they always refuse. However, enough time has passed that they’re starting to notice that the couple in the church aren’t aging...

FNAF- RUVYZVAT and SARVENTE were creations of Fazbear Entertainments as karaoke machines... if we want to go the robot route. If we want to go the normal person route, Ruv was hired by Fazbear’s because it’s one of the few places that doesn’t do a background check, and when he said he wanted to wear a mask as part of the work outfit they were all for it. He runs the karaoke machine though. Stays away from quite literally everyone. While he isn’t the infamous killer of children here, he does have a reputation of his own that he is running from, and that does tend to make him silent.

BATIM- Criminal on the run stumbles into the wastelands formerly known as Bendy’s. Actually enjoys it at first because the cartoon was popular when he was a child. ALT. Stickman drawing of one of the artists come to life. Usually pretends to be Lost One, but when he’s alone with another (Sarvente) they turn into their stickman version selves. Has the ability to jump between 2 and 3 dimensions, but none of the strength or voice.

PSYCHONAUTS- Agent Ruvyzvat, Russian sector. Ruv is working for the Psychonauts in some weird, turning event. Mainly because the sole woman that he trusts and saved his life, Agent Sarvente brought him in. The two are inseparable, and despite Sasha and Nein being infamous for their clinginess, these two take it to a whole knew level. Ruve’s “loud voice” is actually a psychic ability he can use outside of the mind to jumble and confuse thoughts and has no damage on anything physically in the present.

GRAVITY FALLS- Sarvente is a Demon, much like Bill. Where sa Bill desires nothing but chaos and madness, Sarvente is trying her best to keep the world like it is and preserve it’s beauty. Seeing such beauty in a runaway criminal, she and he run to the forests of Oregon. Throughout Weirdmageddon, neither managed to be captured or turned to stone, however Ruv seemingly gained his incredible voice abilities. Now, they live in a semi-collapsed church out in the forest. Sarvente always asking those who come her way to join their church, Ruv is suspicious why such events would happen in such a small town, and is distrusting of most everyone he sees.

DETECTIVE CONAN / KAITOU KID / ANY ANIME OR SERIES LIKE THAT- VERY infamous criminal. Take his “Wanted Dead or Alive” that exists in all other verses, and ramp that up quite a bit. Usually wears a mask whenever he is committing a crime. He does seem to be in it for the fun, though it’s hard to tell with the stoic and expressionless looks. That being said, he does seem to have a very clear goal of what he wants. There are no patterns to where he hits, or what he takes. From wallets of people off the streets, to priceless artifacts. He’ll find where Sarvente went, and how they were able to change her mind in such a way.... how they could corrupt her.

MODERN / NON-EXTREMELY FANTASTICAL- Ruv is honestly a rather down to Earth individual, in some terms. He is untrusting of EVERYTHING, but also due to his own strengths finds little that fear or challenges him. Keep him mind he did make a deal with Lucifer (or his Lucifer) for Immortality for protecting her. While he will always be doing things on his own, a lot of his end goals and motives will come back to her. Without her involvement, he is a walking, talking, machine of destruction with no sway on which side he decides to tear apart.

☾ ˚⊹  ❛❛  GENERAL STOPPING POINTS FOR WANTING TO PLOT

DON’T KNOW THE WORLD YOU’RE FROM / YOU DON’T KNOW MY LORE. - That’s fine. I can get my hands dirty. I can research. In fact I usually would love nothing more to. I love learning about new fandoms, or new media to get into. You shouldn’t be afraid of that. As for mine- It should take someone less than an hour to get through all of the links I have posted in the RESOURCES tab in my bio. I’ve timed it. So if you have an hour to spare, or 15, or just enough time to read his wiki that’s fine. He’s not from a long running show, or anything like that. You can catch up extremely quick.

WELL WHAT ABOUT A BOOK/COMIC? HOW WOULD HE FIT IN?- If we are talking about Super Hero comics, then it depends. 90% of the time I will just play up his wanted status a lot more, and make it more of a reason for an interaction. You just ran into a man who has killed hundreds. If your muse is a super hero, or a vigilante? Would you let him go? What a villain? That might make a good partner.

TV SHOW? LIVE ACTION?- Again, it depends on the type of show. Superhero follows the same above. If it’s investigative, have him be a witness. Or a falsely accused man who can prove he isn’t the guilty party. Is it more supernatural- well he did make a deal with Lucifer and is an immortal now from it. There are a million ways to spin it. Don’t look at making him a big character. Quite honestly, side characters that you pass in the street have just as much backstory, and as long as there is a plausible chance of interactions then we can work it out from there.

☾ ˚⊹  ❛❛  GENERAL IDEAS TO BE AWARE OF THAT MIGHT HELP

HE IS A WANTED CRIMINAL.- Meaning his name Ruvyzvat is known. Despite his crimes going on for decades, he is on the run and never stopped. Several city, state, countries, and possibly nations are looking for him, and looking to take him in.

HE IS ALSO AN IMMORTAL.- While he hasn’t been around forever, and nearly not as long as Sarvente has been, he HAS been around for at least 100 years, give or take some. He can be injured, but even fatal injuries heal in an almost Deadpool like way.

HE ALSO HAS SUPERNATURAL POWERS.- His speed and reflexes alone is not something to be taken lightly. He does train and fight with Lucifer on what used to be a semi-regular basis. He has moved and adapted to be able to make sure no one but the singular person he trusts is able to lay a hand on him. That isn’t to say you can’t catch him off guard. You also have his inhuman strength to worry about, but most of all his voice. His voice which could completely demolish a building, and that isn’t the full strength. He has an amazing control over it, but that certainly isn’t a trait of his to ignore.

HE IS NOT ALWAYS IN THE CHURCH. I MADE SURE OF THAT WHEN I MADE MY BLOG.- He goes on walks, and he goes on errands. He also goes to the Gym on occasion, though not as often. He enjoys walks on the beach far earlier than anyone should be awake at. What I’m saying is running into him OUTSIDE of the church is possible. That being said, meeting him IN the church is your best bet for him warming up quicker. He feels safer in the church, and therefore usually wishes to stay there.

DOESN’T FIT THE STYLE OF CHARACTERS/WORLD? - If he doesn’t fit, then I can work to adapt him into something that WOULD fit. What characteristics about him doesn’t work. This is when I would need plotting help. If, lets say it was an all animal world, we can talk about what he is, his traits, and other such things. I am always happy to not use my icons- I just like to because I think they’re neat and I worked hard on them.

WHAT WOULD HE BE DOING?- Any number of things. He likes throwing pebbles at people. He mainly guards and protects Sarvente and her things, but I know we’re talking besides this. He cannot cook, but he does actually sew, and he does read quite a bit. Working on his fist to fist fighting would be a big one. He likes secluded areas, which especially work for explorer’s and people who walk off the beaten path.

IS THERE ANYWHERE HE COULDN’T BE?- He wouldn’t be at a bar. Ruv doesn’t drink, at all. I also don’t see him at any parties unless Sarv dragged him to them. Writing starters or plotting around those are perfectly fine, but do not expect his muse to be comfortable while he’s there.

HE SEEMS OVERPOWERED.- At times, he certainly can be, but only when he feels it’s necessary. He doesn’t flaunt his abilities, and most he has are out of self preservation. If you as a mun are worried about him and what he can do, the best thing you can do is read my information, look into his wiki, and then come and talk to me. Ruv isn’t someone who will 100% abuse what abilities he has, especially since now he is trying his best to be better for her since it makes her happy.

☾ ˚⊹  ❛❛  GENERAL IDEAS TO HAVE YOUR CHARACTERS IN HIS UNIVERSE

LOCATIONS?- The Church, the back alleys, the karaoke bar (that primarily does rap battles), the Alternate dimension that Sarv made so that he can be loud and not retrain his voice.

MOTIVATIONS?- If your muse is in the FNF world, then be ready for some sick beats to be dropped. Your muse could be rescuing someone from the BBEG and going through the slew of minions to sing against. There’s always the alternative side of this of “what the hell is going on?”

MY CHARACTER ISN’T FROM THERE, SO THEY WOULDN’T FIT IN.- Well I do have a “main” verse which replaces raps with fists. Looking for someone important to them, in the search of a deep and hidden artifact within the search, the rumors of a man born 100 years ago- theres a lot to be found in the library if you looked.

WHAT DOES THE FNF WORLD CONSIST OF?- It consists of Demon Daddies, Singing Skeletons and Pumpkins, Tankmen, a Demonic Lemon Demon, Sentient Video Game Characters, and if you take the mods in you also have Demon, Angels, Ghosts, Deadly Ex’s, Bomb Headed Men-- I promise your character will fit in at the end of the day.

ISN’T HE EXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE AND HARD TO TALK TO?- He can be. He talks in very short sentences, however I do my best to give my reply enough that you can reply to. Actions, and I chose to be very descriptive with his expressions in this case. Ruv spend many years alone, and sometimes with him, actions speak louder than words. When you or your muse figure that out is up to you.

WELL WE CAN’T DO AN ENTIRE THREAD IN A CHURCH.- I never said we had to. He is more than happy to leave the church should he want, and should there be a reason. Usually, (despite what it seems) he does like helping people, so you can lure him out that way ;)

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

||Her kitten||

Hi everyone, time for a drabble. This is a request for my friend @multi-ocs-hangout so I hope they like it. Lets say a certian someone named Ava had finally caught the attention of a popular singer named Verosika and it’s hard to when she has many adoring fans in the human world. Now, her focus is set on her human girlfriend. At first, they are seen as a happy couple but what about when they are alone? Read to find out!

The follow will have:

~Heavy NSFW

~Pegging

~Denial oragsm

~Master and pet play

~cute nicknames: KItten, mistress

Verosika Mayday belongs to Vivziepop  (Creator of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss)

Ava Suzuki  belong to @multi-ocs-hangout

So please enjoy

Ava was more happier than she’s ever been in her life. Not only that she’s finally got someone that loves her for her but it’s the popular pop star Veroskia Mayday! Many have been hit by her charms begging to be or have her as a girlfriend. However, the only one that caught her attention was Ava Suzuki. After helping her and the crew get away from the police. She owed her so much for it.

Now, they were dating and happily living together since she insisted Ava move out of her old place into a more fancy place. She had everything she could ask for. No matter what it was. However, the two were happy. Ava was happy true but she was also blushing very heavily feeling her girlfriend fingering her on the couch. They were watching a movie at first but Ava teases her girlfriend a little over the first few days she’s lived here. Now, she was trying to pretend to ignore it but it was hard to feeling those devilish fingers stroking and rubbing her weak spots.

“Mmmmmm you’re so cute, Kitten. I’m so happy that you decided to live here with me from now on. You seem to like it too right?” she whispered in her human form, holding Ava close as a weak whimper leaves her human girlfriend. It felt so good to have her wet slit teased but it was payback for all the teasing Ava did to her. Wearing her clothing, reveling more of her skin, even acting like a kitten with gentle purrs to lick and bite her neck.

Now she was getting payback.

“I..I do, Verosika. I”m happy you offered me t..to live here with you.” she speaks in a quiet tone but gasps when her other hand rubs her chest against the bra Verosika bought her. She loved spoiling her human girlfriend, even buying the naughty types of presents.

“I”m happy to hear that..you really are a cute precious kitten to me. Even if you tend to behave naughty.” she pushes her fingers into Ava when saying ‘naughty’ feeling the other tense up with a soft moan. She shook her head but feels a hand squeezing her breast to lean to her girlfriend’s side. All Verosika did is smirk, playing with her human girlfriend that she sees her flushed face, kissable lips and her body was just precious.

“However, I can forgive you for that. Even if that turns me on seeing just how bad you get. Wouldn’t you agree?” she whispered seeing her body twitching against her. Ava really felt good even with the fingers she already worked her spots till she feels her head get tilted back so Verosika looks into Ava’s glazed over love eyes.

“Such a cute kitten.” she whispered before kissing her lips. She moans again feeling the kiss but feels her sit her up into her lap to start making out. Ava loved it when Verosika dose this even if this is just to be a movie night. She didn’t mind it changing from time to time. She whimpers wrapping her arms around her shoulders, feeling her hands resting on her rear and squeezes it.

The kissing became hotter and hotter, feeling their bodies rubbing against one another till Verosika breaks the kiss laughing at Ava’s expression. “Hmmmm, it seems I already got you excited from my own teasing. Maybe I should say sorry to you..” she purrs that Ava blushes hard hearing that.

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Upstairs, They were both naked seeing Ava blushing worse seeing the new toy Verosika get just for her. She knew this would make her feel really good while stroking her thighs. Her fingers thrust into her after seeing Ava squirming under her. She wanted to cum so badly after trying to endure this but she didn’t get her sign of relief. She just kept playing with her over and over denying her orgasm.

She had Ava on her knees with the lower part of her body held up. Giving a clear view of her wet slit aching for her.

“Such a wet kitten you are. Even if you were so close to cumming, I can’t let you have that. Bad kittens don’t get rewards.” she coos.

“Ahhh...ahhh..I’m s..sorry mistress..please...I wanna cum please..I didn’t mean to tease you all this t..time..” Ava felt flushed feeling her legs kept apart while getting played with. She felt wet but she squirms on the bed with her breasts rubbing against the sheets under her.

“Sure you did. That’s why I’m going to make sure you take your punishment. I know you will like it too though.” she teases while still touching her slowly and deeply feeling her wetness spilling out. Ava wanted her to stop the teasing but she was panting feeling her fingers just playing with her.

“Verosika p..please. I’m sorry for t..teasing you but you like when I d..do that right? Don’t you want to punish your little k..kitten instead?” She reaches to spread herself open to show herself off.

She saw this but gives a sharp spank hearing Ava yelp. “Who told you to move your arms? I can do this myself kitten.” she warns seeing Ava’s hands move back in front of her.

“S..sorry mistress.”

Verosika pulls her fingers out seeing her little kitten being good for a little bit. She spreads her out herself, looking at her arousal running down her thighs. She already was horny true but that was way too precious. She only smirked looking at her to move in closer from behind, rubbing the tip of the strap on against her. She whimpers feeling the big tip rubbing against her but Ava shook where she was. It felt good but she looks up behind her.

“If you want me to help you feel even better, beg your mistress kitten.” she waited still teasing her but Ava whines.  “P..Please.....please help your kitten feel good. I want to feel good mistress so please.......f..fuck me..” she said this in a soft tone that Verosika laughed seeing that.

“You gotta do better than that, kitten.” she spanks her rear again making a soft moan leave Ava’s lips to sway her hips for her.

“P..Please punish your kitten for s..she was a naughty girl. I want to be punished by my....love. Please, I’m begging you. Take that naughty thing and fuck me!”

“If you want it that badly..I guess I can help you out~” She keeps rubbing the tip more against her wet folds then stops slowly pushing her hips forward. Ava shuts her eyes feeling the tip being pushed into her. It was bigger than she imagined to try adjusting to it. Verosika waited seeing that while Ava panted feeling her face burning and eyes half way open.

“I..I’m okay..I’m okay mistress..g..go ahead...I’m fine.” she whispered that Verosika smiled and pushes the rest of it in rather quickly to make Ava cry out loudly. She felt Verosika grip her hips tightly and sits her up on both knees. Ava hisses feeling her soft kisses to her shoulder and collar bone. It filled her up pretty well but she only whines clamping down on it. She shook not sure on what to say about this before Verosika smirked. Her hips begins moving, push the dildo deeply into her as she cries out feeling it.

“There you go, naughty pet. Is this good for you? Already crying out like a horny kitten as you are?” she teases thrusting against her as Ava’s body moved slightly by each thrust. It felt good even if she was too dazed to think clearly.

“I..I love it, Verosika. T..thank you. Thank you for helping your kitten o..out. I can feel it reach so deep inside of me. It’s already rubbing every part of me..” she whines holding onto her hands while Verosika thrusts. She laughed finding her cute but keeps on going wanting to see and hear more of her cute voice.

“I never expected my horny kitten to be this loud. I always buy you toys to help you get off if I’m gone but this one seems to really make you feel good. Your making a wet mess on my bed.” she teased still moving her hips while Ava leans back loving this.

“B..because mmmm I didn’t expect it to feel this good. I already feel weak from before but It’s too good. I can’t help myself.” her voice was weak but her mind was too lost in loving just how good it feels. She only moves her hips back to meet each thrust but hisses when Verosika went harder hearing another cry out in tone.

She laughed finding this cute to move her hands up Ava’s sides and reach her breasts giving them a squeeze. Ava gasped feeling that but looks down moaning when her nipples were pulled on. “W..w...wait! Don’t pull....” she covers her mouth feeling them tugged while her hips bounced just sightly.

“Who told you to stop Kitten? Move those wide hips of yours. I thought you wanted me to help ease the burning? If you want it then move...” she orders to feel Ava slam her hips back feeling it going deeper and deeper inside of her. She already made a wet mess on the bed but her moans were growing louder and louder from her body being played with.

‘She’s fucking me like it’s nothing. My body won’t stop but it’s aching for more. I want her to ravish me. Fuck my brains out like it’s nothing!’ she said this in her mind still going but Verosika keeps playing with her till she sees Ava’s body reactions. Sweat started showing on her skin but she was feeling her hips quickening.

“Oh? Is kitten getting close already? Do you want to cum??” she asked to lower Ava’s hand from her lips. A line of drool shows but she was groaning out looking up at the ceiling of her lover’s bedroom.

“Y..Yes...g..getting close again. I’m going to cum soon, mistress!” she cries out but Verosika started pounding away making Ava lean forward but her body falls on the bed moaning out lustfully for her.

“That’s a good girl. I’ll be sure to make you cum for me. So be a good little kitten and take your mistress’s cock!”

“Ahhhh! Y..Yes Mistress! Yes yes yes yes yes!!!! Fuck my wet pussy!! Please make me cum!!” she grips the sheets feeling the dildo pounding away at her but Verosika keeps going faster and faster seeing her kitten’s facial expression of desire. Some of her hair even blocks her eyes from view screaming out as she was close to ripping the sheets.

“Cumming..mistress is going to make me cum!!” She was trying to make this last longer but her body couldn’t take much more. When feeling Verosika slam into her again, Ava sits up screaming out, “Cumming!!!!!!” she shook with tongue hanging a little past her lips. Her pussy heavily came over the dildo and the bed feeling her body go into orgasm.

Verosika panted seeing her lover shaking from the orgasm but licked her lips to push Ava back on the bed that she squeaked feeling this. “M..Mistress????”

“Oh no, were not done yet love...since you were this hot to begin with and teasing me like it’s nothing. Your mistress will be sure you get the punishment of a life time.” she chuckled then slams back deep into her.

Ava cries out again when she got another pounding but it was loud to echo from the room into the hall the room was in. She was going to be tired in the morning and sire but Verosika will cater to her to help her rest. She did love her Kitten after all.

[voice-of-no-reason]

Come now, Husk my fine fellow, if all sinners were perfect little angels, why would the hotel need to remain standing?

So its safe to say that I enjoy Hazbin Hotel for a lot of reasons, many of which involve the VA work, production team, etc. Wanting to double on it and attempt my own impression for who took the second half of the pilot by storm, based off the audio that spawned so many memes on Tiktok: https://youtu.be/52q-wJQAO-Y?t=17 Though I plan on putting this audio up on Tiktok when I get the chance. Time to give some Husks’ and Alastors a fresh piece of content to work with!

This is however an opportune time to say that yes, I know that its been a long long while, however, searching for a job, having little to no money, and trying to graduate college has been my main focuses for a couple months now. I want to post more, but until I can figure out my condenser mic’s interference issue and complete my  degree requirements, the only major thing I can do is stuff on my Tiktok (at the same name on there as here) which requires practically no editing or major time commitment. Commissions help, but Im not sure Tumblr is the place I should be advertising on anymore. Cant tell if its near ghost town levels or just not as active overall. Might do more major things like comic dubs or fanfic reads on a youtube page when I get the chance and permission. Who knows. Feel free to comment on what y’all think I should do. I just need time and direction. Lots of them. Anyhoo, enjoy! 

[kuuderepunkin]

Match up

A match up for @obsessedwithgems​ <3 <3 <3 

Due to technical difficulties I will not be including her description of herself (but if you want I can add it, love) 

Hazbin Hotel matchup: Sir Pentious 

Man it was a hard draw to decide who to pair you with in Hazbin Hotel but I think the thing that pushed me towards Sir Pentious is your love for snakes, not just cause he’s a lovable snake boy, but it helped me choose between him and Angel Dust. But I think he’d be a better fit just because his little Egg minions would also be a part of your relationship, either to run errands for you or to keep you entertained and happy. Angel Dust is super shippable with people so I was trying to balance where your needs would fall in a relationship (his sexuality slightly worked against him, too) and I do think that having the little crowd of Egg boys would bring a little more joy to your world, while Angel dust himself may drain your overly giving personality. But as I always say! I’m an advocate for loving who you love! So if you like another character? Go for it, my matchups are just based on my opinion of how you and a fictional character meld well- but any couple can work to be a loving relationship <3 . Also a lot of the characters from Hazbin can be jerks but he’s less of a jerk and more of a show off I think, he’d never do you wrong. 

He’s confident enough to break through your shy exterior, he’s loud and bold and will just pull you into a conversation so you don’t have to worry about starting it. 

100% with you on being outgoing and being a bit reckless, he gets so excited he loses his common sense. But he’s more likely to get hurt than you would be. 

He loves being adventurous with you, but he’s a chaotic entity so I can only imagine the laughs you get out of your adventures but it’s therapeutic. 

If you start crying for any reason he stops his ridiculous antics to slither to your side and comfort you. No moment wasted. 

Pentious wraps his tail around you and gently holds you gently caressing your back and running his hand through your hair and gently speaking trying to calm you down. 

If you don’t want him to see you crying he’ll slither away and come back with one of the egg minions and some water. He doesn’t want you to be alone but knows it might be embarrassing to you for him to see you so upset. But it’s important to stay hydrated especially when you’ve cried. He will do everything he can to make it as painless as possible, it’s okay to cry and having feelings is natural and nothing you should feel ashamed about. 

There are so many egg boys that you will not forget to care about yourself, and Sir Pentious will not allow you to not care and maintain your own well being! Your helpful nature is appreciated but you have to care for yourself, and he makes that a rule for you because it’s Hell and he doesn’t want just anybody taking advantage of you. 

The egg boys will treat you like their mother, which is endearing and frustrating? But you do well with children so it shouldn’t be too much different. It’s sweet though, they bring you gifts and draw stuff for you. And they give you lots of love. 

If you’re ever crying they run up to you and ask what’s wrong and they hug you, it’s very cute, you’re never alone with these bubbly dorks. And for your touch related trauma- the good thing is you can tell it’s one of the eggs hugging you, they’re small and oval- it’s easy to tell that it’s them. But they’re not familiar enough for you sir Pentious will scold them and tell them to stay away! No sneaking up on their momma queen! 

When sleeping at night it can either be you and Pentious alone cuddling, his large tail making a little dam around you, keeping your warmth in and making you feel secure.

But all the same, if you’re alright with a couple of the eggs joining you they’re like teddy bears, they scatter around the bed and almost sleep like pets by your legs or hugging Pentious’ tail. 

Pentious’ long arms will be wrapped around your body, keeping you close to his chest with his head on yours. 

And while you may be tougher than you look, you are regarded as his queen! He cannot allow his lover to be in the front line of battle, and not fighting with the riff raf in Hell. He knows all too well you can take care of yourself- you probably beat him up once because he thought you were so cute saying you could handle yourself- but even so he doesn’t like the idea of letting you out alone. It’s not in an obsessive way- it’s just hell is dangerous and he’s a kind of big part in the territory wars so you may have a big target on your back. 

So he’ll send one of his minions with you if you leave without him, but that’s so he knows where to find you, the eggs aren’t great at combat in the first place and he respects your skills. It’s just a safety net. 

Pentious will ask you to sing to him, looking like a begging puppy because he really wants to hear your beautiful voice. Even if you don’t think it’s amazing he will disagree with you on that aspect. “A butterfly can’t see their own vibrant colors! You’re the butterfly in this analogy…. and your singing is your wings-“ he’s only explaining because he realized the analogy might be about beauty and not talent and he confused himself. But he’s so proud that I will not admit that he’s wrong! 

He will let you hold the end of his tail and play with it idly as the two of you talk, or he’s busy doing a villainous monologue. Or if you would prefer you can carry an egg around like it would be a teddy bear. 

One last thing- he loves to put his top hat on you and watch it slide down your forehead because it’s too big. It makes him giggle. 

Steven Universe match up: Sour Cream 

Alright another hard debate but this time because there’s so many good options. Sour cream could really align with some of your interests and he’s a great significant other but I feel like he may have a different emotional expression? From the way he reacted to Steven’s problems kind of makes me think he will struggle with deep emotional struggles you may have- but also that doesn’t mean he can’t be a good lover. And then Pink Pearl would line up with your interests as well, she loves to learn new things, just like her diamond she loved nature and the likes. And she could make you happy- the two of you could work together to take care of each other and help each other heal and grow. She will help you learn the value of taking care of yourself even when helping others. She would love to have fun with you, too. Signing, dancing, doing art, teaching and learning piano with you, it all seems like so much fun to her! And to get to spend time with you! Those all make her so happy. But I ran myself into a circle again! Idk who would fit with you better in a match up. That last push towards Sour Cream was your love of horror and your aesthetic, I feel like he would better understand them. Pearl would love to dress up with you and mimic your style but I don’t know if she would understand how it would fit into self expression, and I feel like horror might scare her a little too much. All the while Sour Cream loves the macabre and mysterious! 

Sour Cream himself is pretty quiet despite how sociable he is, so it’s easy to approach him or have him come to chat with you. He loves talking to people, but he likes the underdogs so if he sees you shying away he would love to approach you. 

When he approaches you he probably complements your glasses and hair, and how it really vibes with your style! Honestly it probably inspires him to make some new music more attuned to the cas emo vibes. 

He is ecstatic when you finally open up and become adventurous because he’s ready to have fun and party with you! 

And the party doesn’t have to be with tons of people, just the two of you going on some wacky adventures or going exploring and just having some fun! 

He would love to go to abandoned places with you, making some fun youtube videos or tiktoks. Going exploring in forests and having fun in nature sounds like a ball to him. He may be a techy guy but he loves doing new and exciting things with you. 

Sour Cream is no stranger to crying, he’s had these feelings of hopelessness when it came to his family and then his career- so I think he understands how best to help you. 

When you need to be alone and let it out he will just slide you some snacks and water and kiss your forehead and whisper he’s there for you when you’re ready to talk. 

If you wouldn’t mind his company he’s there rubbing the back of your hand and back. Water and snacks all in toe, he probably stores them in his massive pockets ngl. 

While you’re easy to fluster, he thinks it’s pretty cute! He will try to make you blush but not to the point of making you dizzy, he just thinks you're so adorable! 

Heck yeah powerful women! He’s so hype for you kicking butt and he has no doubt that you can be cute, hardcore, and kick ass. Sour Cream is your hype man, and biggest fan, he’ll ask you to show him some moves! If you were okay with it! 

Showing him some of your self defense moves can lead to a cuddle pile or a light tickle fight because it’s just the two of you having fun, he thinks your skills are cool and not something he wants to challenge you at- he’s just curious. 

Sour Cream totally gets the insecurity, he has it but has slowly learned how to deal with it. But when he first got into DJing and with the doubt of his step dad, it really weighed on him. So he knows how to help you face those negative feelings. 

Everyone is different on how they handle being insecure but he is always there to be your hype man, and he just lets you know you may not think greatly of yourself but it doesn’t mean you’re not doing spectacular things! 

He loves your singing and asks if you wouldn’t mind him adding some of your vocal tracks into his DJ stuff. 

Sour Cream doesn’t touch without consent, like even holding your hand he asks- though as the relationship grows the way he asks may be more non verbal, like him bumping your hands with his to show he’d like to hold your hand and let you make the first move. But he always makes sure he’s not crossing any boundaries. 

He’s a big cuddle bug, he’s tall and loves to be the big spoon and hug you and curl up. But if you wanted to be the big spoon he’s like “!” He never thought of all those possibilities; it opens new cuddling doors! He’s so excited and 10/10 loves any affection. 

Making you laugh is one of his favorite things to do, he loves to see you happy and full of life, so when you start feeling detached and down he will notice and will move to supportive boyfriend mode. 

He knows you drain yourself by helping others, and helping him at times, so he tries to be the best help for you. 

As your relationship grows he picks up how you help him and will translate it to help you when you need a pick me up. 

Will do his best to give you tips when learning guitar, he knows a few friends who play so he’ll ask them for pointers that he can then give to you. Or if you’re cool meeting his friends and practicing with them he will have a small get together, but there’s no pressure and if you get too anxious he will make an excuse for you so you don’t feel bad about anything. 

He loves horror and honestly he loves a lot of things, this dude is full of admiration and childish awe but it’s all pure. Horror is fun and exciting, it gives him that adrenaline rush. Mystery gets him thinking and discussing different theories with you. Romance makes him mushy and he hugs into you and sometimes he will be extra chessy if you watch a romance flick because it makes him think you want more affection and he really loves to give it. 

Undertale match up: Muffet 

I hope you’re not afraid of spiders, Muffet is such a cute girlfriend and you two would mesh so well in my opinion. I do think monster spiders are a bit different from real spiders, I mean they’re cute in the game so I can just picture them like the Totoro dust sprites. So rather than hairy and spiny legs think soft and cuddly. I can’t say it enough Muffet needs more love, she’s super cute and full of love to give. 

She’s got so many hands to hold, she will let you point at one to hold (I’ve seen this in a comic and I can’t get it out of my head, it’s so cute) and they could be switched out if your arm gets too tired she can wrap her arms around you. 

Loves to comb through and brush your hair, if you’ll let her she’ll try different hairstyles on you. For your goth/emo style she’ll even try to make it fit your aesthetic, maybe doing some macabre braiding with some fun fabric intertwined. 

Heck if you’ll let her she’ll do your makeup, match it with whatever you want, you want it not to be heavy but to give you the intense emo look. Or if you want to look like a goth rock icon she’ll do that! With as many hands as she has it’s easy to get it done, she gently rests her palm on your chin and delicately tilts your head to do your makeup. 

Muffet would adore if you would sing with her, she won’t make you sing for her on your own until you get more comfortable with her because it puts you on the spot. But once you get accustomed to her she would love if you sang to her, she might not be able to help herself and join in. It’s like singing along to your favorite song. 

If you ever express your opinion about your singing being bad she will lightly argue with you, it’s a disagreement and she will explain it as people having a different opinion on music. While you may think your singing is your most hated genre to her is operatic and beautiful! And she will present the fact you’ve gotten awards, so people agree that you have a beautiful voice and are a work of art. She doesn’t push it like it’s a fact, but more so that you may not see your strengths but that others do. 

Loves to hang your art, if you don’t like your stuff hanging around the house you two may share, she will put it in her room or keep it with her while she works. 

You’re never alone when you’re with Muffet, even if she’s not there with you if you seem to be down one of her spiders will give her a heads up and she’ll come to your side to comfort you. 

She loves to cuddle and while you two lay down together she likes to play with your hair and look at your hands, just taking them in her own and comparing them. You’re so interesting to her, Muffet isn’t used to seeing many humans and to be quite frank she doesn’t care too much to meet too many. 

She likes you because of your disposition, your aesthetic, and your interests. Being a human is just another fascinating fact. Your gothic/emo look kind of aligns with her own so she’s excited to discuss fashion with you! Muffet and her spiders will likely create you some fun fashionable gothic clothing based on what you tell her you’re interested in. Or she’ll pick up on the minuscule things that are similar within your favorite outfits. 

Being a spider means she loves the outdoors, broken down, and abandoned locations so going on hikes with you is super refreshing and fun for her. 

She’s so good at comforting you, she’s soft and gentle when speaking, she caresses you gently and knows what to say in tough moments. Gently combing her hands in your hair, and gently scratching your scalp and wiping away your tears. 

She is a wonderful listener and will let you tell her anything, never making you feel ashamed of your emotions- they’re natural after all. And she wants you to know how much she values you and that you haven’t got to feel bad for being who you are. She loves you. 

When you’re blushing she loves to take your face and cup it into her hands and gently squish your cheeks because it’s so cute! 

Don’t you worry about talking to strangers, she can have her spiders handle that for you, any errands you need, they’re very helpful. 

If you want to play with something idly her hand is a good option, it’s romantic and it’s more fun than just playing with your own hand. If you want you can play with two hands, or three!! Honestly as many hands as you would like. 

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Sugar is Sweet (and So Are You) ch. 2

[First Chapter] [Next Chapter] [Read on AO3] [Support me on Ko-fi] Rating: T Summary: Plagued by jealousy toward the men Angel sleeps with, Alastor comes up with a plan to keep Angel from having to work the streets. He wasn't planning on becoming an actual client, but having Angel all to himself might prove too sweet to give up--for as long as he can afford it, that is.

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Alastor wasn’t quite sure what to do with himself after his conversation with Angel, but he felt he should be doing something. After some time of pacing around his own room, running his mind in circles trying to figure out what was expected of him here, he was forced to concede that he simply didn’t have the information necessary to make that determination. So he would have to seek someone who did. He went down to the lobby to sit at the bar with a visibly-hungover Husk and asked for his usual—gin and tonic, hold the gin.

“Husker,” he ventured carefully, swirling the tonic water in his glass. His friend (though he used the term loosely) grunted in response. “Would I be right to assume you’ve had some experience with. Er. Filles de joie?”

“First of all, dial down the volume,” Husk grumbled flatly, squeezing his head between his hands as if that might alleviate his headache. “And second, speak English.”

“You know. Working girls. Ladies of the night. Cocettes? Streetwalkers?” How many ways could he say it gently?

“Hookers.”

“…yes.”

“Sure,” Husk agreed with a shrug, resting heavily against the bar. “But what’s it to you? Since when d’you care about that kinda shit?”

“Oh, I don’t. In so many words. But I’ve always been a curious sort, and since I don’t have any personal experience of my own, I figure a secondhand account is better than none,” Alastor explained. The two had known each other long enough that inquiries like this weren’t entirely out of the ordinary, as there were plenty of things about society—mortal or demon—that Alastor had only seen at a distance. Husk, on the other hand, had seen and done quite a lot in his years and could be very helpful when he chose to be.

“Don’t know what you’re gonna do with it, but I guess it doesn’t really matter. Whaddaya wanna know?” He groped absently along the bar for the tumbler of gin he’d withheld from Alastor’s drink and tossed it back all at once, then immediately got dizzy and regretted the sudden motion. “Just. Keep it down.”

“It’s my understanding that escorts, like many other professionals, have regular clients,” Alastor answered, lowering his voice slightly, more because he didn’t want to be overheard having this particular discussion than for the sake of his friend’s comfort. “But I’m not sure what sort of relationship that constitutes.”

“Like you said, a professional one,” Husk told him. “It’s a job, and a client’s a client. No matter how many times ya see ‘em, that doesn’t change.”

“I see. So…that dynamic isn’t likely to develop into something else?”

He let out a dry laugh. “Somethin’ else like what? A gal doesn’t date a john if that’s what you’re askin’.” He was answering almost automatically, not bothering to question where this curiosity had come from. “I hear when a guy starts gettin’ ideas like that, most ‘workin’ girls’ are pretty quick to cut him off.”

Which was exactly what Alastor was afraid of, considering what he knew of Angel Dust. But then, maybe there was a difference if the escort in question had only one patron. Maybe whatever he was getting into with Angel didn’t have exactly the same rules. “In a slightly different vein, then, what about…” Even saying the word felt like an admission, like an embarrassment. But he truly needed some sort of reference point before he got into this, so he had no choice. “Sugaring. The sort of arrangement where—”

“Yeah, I know how it works,” Husk said, waving him off. “Not my thing, though. Too much commitment.”

Well. That was a positive thing, wasn’t it? In terms of what Alastor actually wanted from his interactions with Angel? Commitment, as far as he was concerned, meant exclusivity, which his jealous tendencies certainly appreciated. “Commitment. On the part of the client, you mean?”

“Sure. Once you tell ‘em they can rely on you, they’re gonna. And that means you hafta be able to deliver. Money. Presents. Dates. Whatever she wants, you hand it over.”

None of that sounded bad to Alastor, not if it was Angel he was spoiling; if his previously-idle money could provide enjoyment or satisfaction for the object of his affections, why not let it do so? ‘Dates’ would even mean they were enjoying time together. How could that be negative? “And in return…?”

Husk shrugged again. “She sleeps with you and pretends she likes you. Ain’t worth it if ya ask me.”

Alastor’s eager smile faded slightly. ‘Pretends’? That could be an issue. Even if he hadn’t yet expressed it, the attention and affection he wanted from Angel was the genuine sort, not something motivated purely by money. Maybe he was being greedy in hoping for something like that, when the point of this plan had simply been to stop Angel sleeping with other men. But after the spider’s welcoming attitude and that kiss earlier, he was now starting to hope (a four-letter word if ever there was one) that more might come of it.

As he was trying to decide how to word his next question, the lobby elevator dinged, and Charlie marched out of it, dragging a fully-clothed but obviously reluctant Angel Dust by his wrist. “Don’tcha have night classes or somethin’ I could take? You two givin’ out drinks at this thing?” he grumbled, trudging along behind Charlie without otherwise protesting. When he caught sight of Alastor, his expression shifted from annoyance to a sweet smile. “Hey, boys. Room for one more?”

“Come on, Angel, it’s bad enough that we’re late already,” Charlie scolded.

“What she said,” Husk muttered, his ears turning back and downward at the voices ringing through the lobby. “Get to your fuckin’ meeting already.”

As they walked past on their way to the conference room, where Vaggie and several of their other patrons were already gathered, Angel paused to steal another kiss to Alastor’s cheek, causing Charlie’s eyes to open wide even as he casually strolled past her. The Radio Demon refused to look anywhere near their proprietor, grasping his glass tighter and trying to pretend he didn’t notice her eyes boring into him. She must have taken the hint eventually, as she disappeared into the conference room and shut the doors to begin their meeting, allowing the tension in Alastor’s body to dissipate, at least somewhat.

“Y’know, no one could blame you if ya smacked him when he does that shit,” Husk pointed out, still dispassionate, illustrating with a swipe of his own dangerous claws. “After a couple times, he’ll get the picture, trust me.”

Now this was unusual. Alastor couldn’t recall ever having felt so violently vengeful on the behalf of another person before. He’d never borne Husk any ill will in the past. That said, the thought that he had at some point struck Angel instilled in Alastor a powerful urge to tear out his feathers one by one and then stab them all back in.

“I’m sure violence isn’t necessary,” he said instead, forcibly shoving those images to the back of his mind and reminding himself that Angel had proven more than once already that he could take care of himself. “Maybe he just needs a proper focus for his energy…”

“Hey, if you wanna volunteer, be my guest,” Husk snickered without smiling.

Their conversation was interrupted by an unfamiliar demon nervously slinking into the lobby, looking to check himself in. Alastor quickly shifted into salesman mode to secure another patron and get him set up in his own room. After a whirlwind tour of the establishment, which put him back in his element and did wonders to take his mind off any other concerns he might have at the moment, they made their way back down to the lobby.

“And if I’m not much mistaken, Charlie and the others should be finishing up another session just now,” he crowed, still leading the new arrival with an arm around his shoulders and gesturing to the conference room doors. “She’ll want to welcome you personally, of course, and discuss your goals and expectations for your stay.”

His prediction didn’t come a moment too soon, as the double doors swung open to release the handful of lesser demons who had been gathered for Charlie’s group counseling session. Alastor led the newest member of their merry band of misfits to the princess to call her attention. “Charlie, this fine fellow is—remind us of your name, my good man.”

“Knix,” the burly gent answered, apparently having some trouble with looking anyone in the eye.

“A new arrival!” Alastor concluded, and Charlie beamed at the thought, as always.

“Welcome to the Hazbin! I’m Charlie, and that’s Vaggie”—she indicated her partner, who was straightening up the conference room on her own—“and we run the group meetings. How did you hear about us? What inspired you to come in? Tell me everything there is to know about you.” While she was haranguing the poor fellow to within an inch of his life, Alastor conceded that his work was done and took a step back to watch Charlie’s protégés disperse to their own rooms.

He recognized one self-involved feline named Davronius, a rabbitlike misanthrope simply called Io, an elegant and aloof owlish demon who went by Donatella—but no spiders. Odd, considering how often Charlie held Angel Dust up as her ‘star pupil,’ the exemplar of the hotel’s efficacy. And he typically basked in the attention it got him. Maybe he was still talking with one of his fellow recovering sinners? What a ridiculous thing for Alastor to be jealous of. And yet…

A flash of color darted between the guests and into the conference room, then back out only a moment later. Niffty stood to one side of the doors, her face screwed up into a pout, her eye darting around the room to seek out imperfections. She must have been in a mood, further evidenced by her scurrying over to the stairs to fuss at a guest who was leaning against the banister. Once he had backed off, intimidated despite her tiny stature, she whipped a handkerchief from her pocket and started to polish his fingerprints off the otherwise-pristine wood.

“You know,” Alastor said, strolling in her direction, “the banister can’t serve its purpose if you won’t let anyone touch it.”

“Well maybe if they washed their hands once in a while, it wouldn’t bother me,” she answered testily. “Besides, Vaggie already cleaned up after the meeting, so I don’t have anything else to do. I have to do something.” That was a fair point; there was too much energy in her little form to stand still for long. If she tried, she might spontaneously combust.

“And the entire hotel is already spick-and-span from top to bottom?”

She shot him what he had come to recognize as her version of a glare. “What d’you think I was doing during the meeting? We only have sixteen occupied rooms, and all the empty ones don’t get messy. You don’t even let me go in your room, so it might as well be fifteen. The new guy just got here, so it’s basically fourteen! And now Angel’s not here leaving dirty dishes in the lobby or doing target practice in the common area—”

“N҉o҉t҉ ҉h҉e҉r҉e҉?” There was a scratch of static in Alastor’s voice that he tried to will away as he asked casually, “A҉ng҉el ҉isn’t here? Where is he?” There were only so many reasons he would leave, and considering his recent track record, Alastor was quick to assume the worst.

“He left with some lady while you were upstairs with the new guy,” Niffty explained, flicking her handkerchief briefly in the direction of Knix, who was still in mostly one-sided conversation with Charlie. “His manager, I think.”

That statement was confusing for a few reasons. First, the only person Alastor knew of who could be called Angel’s ‘manager’ was a fellow Overlord named Valentino—a man. Furthermore, Angel had mentioned some time ago that he and Valentino were no longer working together, and Alastor had noted the improvement in his mood since.

But most importantly, the manager issue shouldn’t have applied at all, considering what they had agreed upon earlier in the day. His time shouldn’t need to be managed. Or if anyone is managing it, it should be me. He realized immediately how possessive and controlling that idea was and chastised himself for it. Yet it didn’t change how he felt. This day had come to involve entirely too many feelings, the way he saw it, and he was beginning to get exhausted. Since Angel wasn’t there to explain himself at the moment, Alastor was sure to drive himself up a wall fixating on the problem—unless he had something else to do.

“Do you know what always lifts my spirits when I’m distraught, dear?” he mused, glancing in Niffty’s direction again.

A delighted smile lit up her face and banished any lingering frustration. “A good meal?”

“That’s exactly right. In fact—Charlie!” he called, striding across the room to meet his co-manager with Niffty on his heels. “I hate to interrupt your onboarding discussion, but would you be so kind as to let all our guests know that I’ll be serving dinner this evening?”

“You’re cooking? That’s great! I’ll make sure everyone’s there,” she assured him. With a sly smile, she pointed out, “You sure seem like you’re in a good mood today. Any particular reason for that?”

“When am I ever not in a good mood? Especially when we have a new guest to welcome.” He gave a brief pat to her head, refusing to acknowledge what she was implying, and swept off to the kitchen with Niffty to occupy himself with something he knew how to control.