#it works either way

[alexkittyandrahyperfixatingonmd]

[sarnai4]

(What could feasibly happen in "Little Warrior.")

Telemachus (inching closer to Ares while trying to not be noticed): 😶‍🌫️🏃‍♂️😶‍🌫️🏃‍♂️

Ares (noticing him and not knowing what he's doing): 👀🤨

Telemachus (successfully gives him a hug): 🤗😆

Ares (doesn't kill him): 😶

Odysseus (inching closer to Athena): 😶‍🌫️🏃‍♂️😶‍🌫️🏃‍♂️

Athena: 😑Don't even think about it.

Odysseus: 🥺

Athena (sighs and stretches her arms out): 😮‍💨🤗

Odysseus: 😁🤗

Athena (to Ares): 🙄What are we going to do with them?

Ares (shrugging): 🤔 I'm still figuring out how this works.

[mamuzzy-creates-stuff]

ALPHA BOOP IN THE SNOOT!

@insertmeaningfulusername

Ordo: Alpha. Maze: Null. Maze: *boops Ordo in the nose* Boop. Maze: Later, Null. Ordo: Wha- wait. Maze, wait--! What's that supposed to mean?! Ordo: GET YOU FAT SHEBS BACK AND EXPLAIN AT ONCE!!!!

[sabine-smitten-obviously]

Today Aziraphale heard of the word "patootie" and immediately assumed it would be a new version of pate.

He just couldn't figure out why Crowley only stared at him, when he asked if he would like to join him on trying it.

[trickstarbrave]

NEREVORYN

[leoleolovesdc]

One of my favorite dynamics in media will always be this one very passionate person going through their personal journey and their silly little hype man who's just there to cheer them on and give emotional support

[deadnatura11]

Buck and Eddie as Orpheus and Eurydice.

Buck and Eddie caught in a burning building and have to make their way back to the ladder before it collapses. One of them leads the other to the window. At the last second, boot on the sill, the one in front looks back. The one behind smiles. Then -

CRACK!

The floor falls out beneath them and the one behind is sucked down to a lower level while the one in front, who looked, can do nothing but scream his name.

(Of course they both survive but can you imagine the DRAMA?)

[lemonele]

the new barbie and ken mugshot meme brings me so much joy because it just feels like it’s Made For Trigun. that specific vibe fits almost every single trigun ship AND it can be interchangeable on who is barbie and who is ken absolutely incredible thing to happen to the trigun fandom 

[keiraspades]

otp where both characters are literally insane but don't realize yet and all of their friends are debating whether they should let that hellship play out or stage an intervention.

[look-into-abyss]

I’ve been thinking about what an effect must Paul’s love have on Richard.

Imagine having a bad falling out with a friend you considered your other half. Maybe you’re both at fault but you take every criticism to heart, and you can’t help it. You feel like you’re nothing, like you’re worthless.

And that friend who understood you so well - he can’t stop criticizing. And you can’t stop arguing. Imagine how shitty you feel because of that. And since it’s partly your fault- well, even shittier. You didn’t even manage to keep your other half.

But then comes 2019, covid, 2022. And something happens, and that friend loves you. You kiss, and you hold hands, and he looks at you like you’re the sun.

And you’re used to young pretty girls paying you attention and showering you with love - you’re used to it because they see you as that cool rockstar. You’re not used to the person who criticizes you the most - who’s been criticizing you for decades - to love you the way he now does.

Imagine how absolutely elating that must feel. He oh-so perfectly knows all your faults, and your vices, and he’s been arguing with you for years - and yet, he loves you, and he chooses to love you. For who you are.

I understand why Richard’s now so attached to the Auslander outro. Why he can’t let it go and plays all the variations even alone. He seems to get attached to things that bring him comfort, like that clothing straight from 2005. His red cap, and that pink hoodie, and maybe even his cigarettes.

And just like that, he’s now attached to the outro. Because it brought him Paul.

[babycurtis]

Being a fan of multiple fandoms is just “how many ways can i put these characters in each others situations”

[somnus-in-law]

Alfred: Pick your battles, Master Bruce. Pick...um, pick fewer battles than that. Ok, put some back. That's still a little too many.

[searenbound]

I go on and on about how I think Bakugou loves a mean little Omega who can hold their own

But I think so would Todoroki. I think he likes them a little bitchy in attitude when people deserve it.

Caught his attention when she disregarded an Alpha trying to get pushy with her and just started smacking her gum waiting for him to shut up

“Oh was that annoying? Shocked you understand what that is with the way you run your mouth, get the fuck out of my face”

Made him fall in love when she told another to shut their mouth and let her speak during a meeting.

“Shut your mouth and keep it that way when I’m talking you piss poor excuse of an Alpha, you’re not special so don’t act like you are”

[transingthoseformers]

I have a MIGHTY NEED to tell you a storyline I've been running since i picked this fic up but:

It's an "Oppy stayed Orion after the Orion arc: regardless if he got his memories back or not" scenario, naturally, as it's inspired by this fic. But. Let's say there was a character who was barely working with the autobots, perhaps because they have a soft spot for the tfp kids or they just hate the Decepticons that much, and this character had major conflict with Optimus. Like straight up heavily disliked him and getting them to work with him was like pulling bear teeth. Now, I'm suggesting said character one day was on base for some plan and was fully prepared to be salty as hell the entire time— but found Orion in his place. This character who at this point was notorious for constantly prepared to verbally and physically throw down with Optimus? Yeah they were wayyyyy more willing to work with Orion, as their beef was not with Ori. This ally goes from doing the absolute bare minimum because some of their goals aligned with the bots suddenly was giving a hundred and ten in effortful cooperation. Helping raid Decepticon mines, finding artifacts, helping repair stuff, and more. A major advantage the autobots wouldn't have had before, because they had Orion rather than Optimus.

[thefastestaround]

Send 🐹 for “You? Intimidating? Hell no.”

lmao fucking dork

How Intimidating Am I?

@dilffactory

LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE SHIT.

[dopeasspancake]

the way I misread this at first as "a pair of fucking gays"

So the MK update