#it wasnt my car it was a rental but. still.

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm a halsey apologist btw idk what they're up to these days and idc but they did soooo much for us bipolar girlies who did a lot of drugs in public restrooms when we were 19 on account of the horrors. I let my car get towed so I could go to their concert once.

[kil9]

today's album recommendation is the album ROONEY by ROONEY its been one of my favorites since i was like 6 years old

[altruisticenigma]

Dude

I’m getting married 5/10 right - yeah in a week

And I’m a type A person- so type A, I hired a planner because if I didn’t I would’ve had several breakdowns by now, so she handled literally 80% of it

Organized and have paced out everything for myself over the months, all set n shit for our ceremony, just small shit left right…

Why in the Goddamn fuck shit balls is shit hitting the fan so fucking hard A WEEK BEFORE MY WEDDING

I NEED EVERYTHING TO CHILL

CHILL THE FUCK OUT

CHILL.

[bukuoshin]

Og my fucking god... I can't smoke until tomorrow.

[with-my-calamitous-love]

MORE REASONS NOT TO END IT ALL:

1) the smell of the grass after it rains

2) sharp eyeliner wings

3) coffins are hella expensive

4) trust me guys i had an attempt and being in the hospital really sucks ☹️ rzn why im writing this

5) laughing so hard you grow a 6 pack

6) finding a new micro-obsession

7) talking to someone about said micro-obsession

8) so american by olivia rodrigo

9) the rush in your heart when someone tells you they love you

10) theres people who still need you around

11) gotta outlive the haters

12) the smell of garlic

13) WERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE WHO WANTED ME DEAD DID YOU SLEEP WITH A GUN UNDERNEATH OUR BED WERE YOU WRITING A BOOK WERE YOU A SLEEPER CELL SPY IN FIFTY YEARS WILL ALL THIS BE DECLASSIFIED AND YOU’LL CONFESS WHY YOU DID IT AND I’LL SAY GOOD RIDDANCE CUZ IT WASNT SEXY ONCE IT WASNT FORBIDDEN I WOULDVE DIED FOR YOUR SINS INSTEAD I JUST DIED INSIDE AND YOU DESERVE PRISON BUT YOU WONT SERVE TIME YOU’LL SLIDE INTO INBOXES AND SLIP THROUGH THE BARS YOU CRASHED MY PARTY AND YOUR RENTAL CAR YOU SAID NORMAL GIRLS WERE BORING BUT YOU WERE GONE BY THE MORNING YOU KICKED OUT THE STAGE LIGHT BUT YOU’RE STILL PERFORMING AND IN PLAIN SIGHT YOU HID BUT YOU ARE WHAT YOU DID AND I’LL FORGET YOU BUT I’LL NEVER FORGIVE (if you know, you know)

14) all your birthdays to come and all the cake to be eaten

15) birds chirping on a crisp spring morning

16) taking cool live photos and pressing them to watch them play out

17) garlic bread

18) those weird and really funny x listener audios click for a surprise

19) drinking cold water at 3am

20) just not today. don’t do it today and keep it up.

please, REBLOG + ADD MORE REASONS!

[vampirel00rd]

Could someone give a message to the smallest man who ever lived?

WHERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE WHO WANTED ME DEAD?

DID YOU SLEEP WITH A GUN UNDERNEATH OUR BED?

WERE YOU WRITING A BOOK?

WERE YOU SOME SLEEPER CELL SPY?

IN FIFTY YEARS WILL ALL THIS BE DECLASSIFIED?

AND YOULL CONFESS WHY YOU DID IT

AND ILL SAY GOOD RIDANCE

COZ IT WASNT SEXY ONCE IT WASNT FORBIDDEN

I WOULDVE DIED FOR YOUR SINS

INSTEAD I JUST DIED INSIDE

AND YOU DESERVE PRISON BUT YOU WONT GET TIME

YOULL SLIDE INTO INBOXES AND SLIP THROUGH THE BARS

YOU CRASHED MY PARTY AND YOUR RENTAL CAR

YOU SAID NORMAL GIRLS WERE BORING

BUT YOU WERE GONE BY MORNING

YOU KICKED OUT THE STAGE LIGHTS BIT YOURE STILL PERFORMING

lala.

[feminist-cult-following]

WERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE WHO WANTED ME DEAD DID YOU SLEEP WITH A GUN UNDERNEATH OUR BED WERE YOU WRITING A BOOK WERE YOU A SLEEPER CELL SPY IN FIFTY YEARS WILL ALL THIS BE DECLASSIFIED AND YOU'LL CONFESS WHY YOU DID IT AND I'LL SAY GOOD RIDDANCE CAUSE IT WASNT SEXY ONCE IT WASNT FORBIDDEN I WOULD HAVE DIED FOR YOUR SINS INSTEAD I JUST DIED INSIDE AND YOU DESERVE PRISON BUT YOU WONT GET TIME YOU'LL SLIDE INTO INBOXES AND SLIP THROUGH THE BARS YOU CRASHED MY PARTY AND YOUR RENTAL CAR YOU SAID NORMAL GIRLS WERE BORING BUT YOU WERE GONE BY THE MORNING YOU KICKED OUT THE STAGE LIGHTS BUT YOU'RE STILL PERFORMING AND IN PLAIN SIGHT YOU HID BUT YOU ARE WHAT YOU DID AND I'LL FORGET YOU BUT I'LL NEVER FORGIVE THE SMALLEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED

[danikamariewrites]

THE SMALLEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED SWEPT MY LEGS OUT FROM UNDER ME LIKE I WAS SHOOK!!!! THE DEEP BREATH? THE TONE CHANGE? R U KIDDING ME

BUT COULD SOMEONE GIVE A MESSAGE TO THE SMALLEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED? WERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE WHO WANTED ME DEAD? DID YOU SLEEP WITH A GUN UNDERNEATH OUR BED?

WERE YOU WRITING A BOOK? WERE YOU A SLEEPER CELL SPY? IN 50 YEARS WILL THIS ALL BE DECLASSIFIED? YOU’LL CONFESS WHAT YOU DID AND I’LL SAY GOOD RIDDANCE CAUSE IT WASNT SEXY ONCE IT WASNT FORBIDDEN

I WOULD’VE DIED FOR YOUR SINS INSTEAD I JUST DIED INSIDE AND YOU DESERVE PRISON BUT YOU WONT GET TIME

YOU’LL SLIDE INTO INBOXES AND SLIP THROUGH THE BARS YOU CRASHED MY PARTY AND YOUR RENTAL CAR YOU SAID NORMAL GIRLS WERE BORING BUT YOU WERE GONE BY THE MORNING

YOU KICKED OUT THE STAGE LIGHTS BUT YOU’RE STILL PERFORMING AND IN PLAIN SIGHT YOU HID BUT YOU ARE WHAT YOU DID

[eiightysixbaby]

tag nine people you'd like to get to know

ty for the tag @onegirlmanytales i love u

what "old person" things do you like to do?

get in bed early and read, treat cats like my literal best friends

last three books (or fics) you've read:

going with books for this cause it's easier for me to keep track of

Beach Read by Emily Henry

Happy Place by Emily Henry

A Little Life by Hanya Yanagihara

and no one asked but i'm currently reading The Secret History by Donna Tartt 🤓

at a movie theater, which armrest is yours?

uhhhhhhh, whichever one someone else isn't using? idk lol

vintage or new?

i love vintage stuff but i definitely buy new more often than i like thrift and stuff. thrifting stresses me out :-(

favorite part of your daily routine?

waking up and making my iced coffee, or getting cozy in my bed at night and reading/writing/watching tv

are you scared of the dark?

it depends. i'm not so much scared of the dark as i am scared of the things my brain tells me are lurking in the dark lol

candles, essential oils, or incense?

CANDLES. i HATE incense and essential oils are ok but not my fave

favorite lyrics right now?

WERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE WHO WANTED ME DEAD DID YOU SLEEP WITH A GUN UNDERNEATH OUR BED WERE YOU WRITING A BOOK WERE YOU A SLEEPER CELL SPY IN 50 YEARS WILL ALL THIS BE DECLASSIFIED AND YOULL CONFESS WHY YOU DID IT AND ILL SAY GOOD RIDDANCE CAUSE IT WASNT SEXY ONCE IT WASNT FORBIDDEN I WOULD HAVE DIED FOR YOUR SINS INSTEAD I JUST DIED INSIDE AND YOU DESERVE PRISON BUT YOU WONT GET TIME YOULL SLIDE INTO INBOXES AND SLIP THROUGH THE BARS YOU CRASHED MY PARTY AND YOUR RENTAL CAR YOU SAID NORMAL GIRLS WERE BORING BUT YOU WERE GONE BY THE MORNING YOU KICKED OUT THE STAGE LIGHTS BUT YOURE STILL PERFORMING AND IN PLAIN SIGHT YOU HID BUT YOU ARE WHAT YOU DID AND ILL FORGET YOU BUT ILL NEVER FORGIVE THE SMALLEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED

and also the entirety of hang in there by queen maya hawke <3

random fact/story you want to share about yourself?

i hate olives literally so much they're so gross and i wish they didn't exist if you put them in your pasta salad i hate you

no pressure tags: @etherealxwitch @littledemondani @prettyboyeddiemunson @lavendermunson @taintedcigs @likedovesinthewnd

[lilacheavenbby]

WERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE WHO WANTED ME DEAD DID YOU SLEEP WITH A GUN UNDERNEATH OUR BED WERE YOU WRITING A BOOK WERE YOU A SLEEPER CELL SPY IN FIFTY YEARS WILL ALL THIS BE DECLASSIFIED AND YOULL CONFESS WHY YOU DID IT AND ILL SAY GOOD RIDDANCE CUZ IT WASNT SEXY ONCE IT WASNT FORBIDDEN I WOULDVE DIED FOR YOUR SINS INSTEAD I JUST DIED INSIDE AND YOU DESERVED PRISON BUT YOU WONT GET TIME YOULL SLIDE INTO INBOXES AND SLIP THROUGH THE BARS YOU CRASHED MY PARTY AND YOUR RENTAL CAR YOU SAID NORMAL GIRLS WERE BORING BUT YOU WERE GONE BY THE MORNING YOU KICKED OUT THE STAGE LIGHTS BUT YOURE STILL PERFORMING AND IN PLAIN SIGHT YOU HID CUZ YOU ARE WHAT YOU DID AND ILL FORGET YOU BUT ILL NEVER FORGIVE THE SMALLEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED

[dorkybooktrash]

WERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE WHO WANTED ME DEAD? DID YOU SLEEP WITH A GUN UNDERNEATH OUR BED? WERE YOU WRITING A BOOK? WERE YOU A SLEEPER CELL SPY? IN FIFTY YEAR WILL ALL THIS BE DECLASSIFIED? AND YOULL CONFESS WHY YOU DID IT AND ILL SAY “GOOD RIDDANCE” CAUSE IT WASNT SEXY ONCE IT WASNT FORBIDDEN I WOULDVE DIED FOR YOUR SINS INSTEAD I JUST DIED INSIDE AND YOU DESERVE PRISON BUT YOU WONT GET TIME YOULL SLIDE INTO INBOXES AND SLIP THROUGH THE BARS YOU CRASHED MY PARTY AND YOUR RENTAL CAR YOU SAID NORMAL GIRLS WERE BORING BUT YOU WERE GONE BY THE MORNING YOU KICKED OUT THE STAGE LIGHTS BUT YOURE STILL PERFORMING

and in plain sight you hid but you are what you did and I’ll forget you but I’ll never forgive the smallest man who ever lived

[itsheroinethistime]

WERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE WHO WANTED ME DEAD?! ?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!

DID YOU SLEEP WITH A GUN UNDERNEATH OUR BED?!?!?!???

WERE YOU WRITING A BOOOK

WERE YOU A SLEEPER CELL SPY?!!!!

IN FIFTY YEARS WILL ALL THIS BE DECLASSSIFFIEEEDDD???!

AND YOU’LL CONFESS WHY YOU DID IT

AND I’LL SAY GOOD RIDDANCE!!!!!

CAUSE IT WASNT SEXY ONCE IT WASNT FORBIDDEN!!!

I WOULD’VE DIED FOR YOUR SINS INSTEAD I JUST DIED INSIDE!!!

AND YOU DESERVE PRISON BUT YOU WONT GET TIME!!!!!!!!

YOU’LL SLIDE INTO INBOXES AND SLIP THROUGH THE BARS

YOU CRASHED MY PARTY IN YOUR RENTAL CAR!!!!!

YOU SAID NORMAL GIRLS WERE BORING

BUT YOU WERE GONE BY THE MORNING

YOU KICKED OUT THE STAGE LIGHTS BUT YOU’RE STILL PERFORMING!!

AND IN PLAIN SIGHT YOU HID

BUT YOU ARE WHAT YOU DID!!!

AND I’LL FORGET YOU BUT

I’LL NEVER FORGIVE

THE SMALLEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED

[wren-stirling]

WHERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE?? WHO WANTED ME DEAD??? DID YOU SLEEP WITH A GUN UNDERNEATH OUR BED???? WHERE YOU WRITING A BOOK??? WHERE YOU SOME SLEEPER CELL SPY???? IN FIFTY YEAR WILL ALL OF THIS BE DECLASSIFIED????

AND YOU WILL CONFESS WHY YOU DID IT AND I WILL SCREAM GOOD RIDDANCE BECAUSE IT WASNT FUCKING SEXY WHEN IT WASNT FORBIDDEN

I WOULD HAVE DIED FOR YOUR SINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INSTEAD I JUST DIED INSIDE!!! AND YOU DESERVE PRISON BUT. YOU. WONT. GET. TIME.

YOU'LL SLIDE INTO INBOXES AND SLIP THROUGH THE BARS

YOU CRASHED MY FUCKING PARTY AND YOUR RENTAL CAR

YOU SAID NORMAL GIRLS WERE BORING BUT YOU WERE GONE BY THE MORNING AND YOU KICKED OUT THE STAGE LIGHTS BUT YOURE STILL PERFORMING

and in plain sight you hid. BUT YOU ARE WHAT YOU DID. and i will forget you but i will never forgive because you truly are the smallest man who ever lived

[alixlives]

WERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE WHO WANTED ME DEAD? DID YOU SLEEP WITH A GUN UNDERNEATH OUR BED? WERE YOU WRITING A BOOK? WERE YOU A SLEEPER CELL SPY? IN FIFTY YEARS, WILL THIS ALL BE DECLASSIFIED? AND YOU’LL CONFESS WHY YOU DID IT, AND I’LL SAY “GOOD RIDDANCE,” CAUSE IT WASNT SEXY ONCE IT WASNT FORBIDDEN. I WOULD HAVE DIED FOR YOUR SINS, INSTEAD I JUST DIED INSIDE, AND YOU DESERVE PRISON BUT YOU WON’T GET TIME. YOU’LL SLIDE INTO INBOXES AND SLIP THROUGH THE BARS, YOU CRASHED MY PARTY AND YOUR RENTAL CAR. YOU SAID NORMAL GIRLS WERE BORING, BUT YOU WERE GONE BY THE MORNING. YOU KICKED OUT THE STAGE LIGHTS BUT YOU’RE STILL PERFORMING.

AND IN PLAIN SIGHT YOU HID, BUT YOU ARE WHAT YOU DID, AND I’LL FORGET YOU BUT I’LL NEVER FORGIVE THE SMALLEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED.

[the-green-dot]

Were you sent by someone who wanted me dead?Did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed?Were you writing a book? Were you a sleeper cell spy?In fifty years, will all this be declassified?

AND YOULL CONFESS WHY YOU DID IT AND ILL SAY “GOOD RIDDANCE” CAUSE IT WASNT SEXY ONCE IT WASNT FORBIDDEN I WOULDVE DIED FOR YOUR SINS INSTEAD I JUST DIED INSIDE AND YOU DESERVE PRISON BUT YOU WONT GET TIME YOULL SLIDE INTO INBOXES AND SLIP THROUGH THE BARS YOU CRASHED MY PARTY AND YOUR RENTAL CAR YOU SAID NORMAL GIRLS WERE BORING BUT YOU GONE BY THE MORNING YOU KICKED OUT THE STAGE LIGHTS BUT YOURE STILL PERFORMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[presprkrsworld]

were you sent by someone? who wanted me dead? did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed? were you writing a book? were you, a sleeper cell spy? in 50 years will all this be declassified and you'll confess why you did it. and i'll say good riddance. cause it wasn't SECKSY once it wasnt forbidden. i would have died for your sins instead i just died inside. and you deserve prison but you wont get time. you'll slide into inboxes and slip through the bars. you crashed my party and your rental car and you said normal girls were BORING! but you were gone by the MORNING! you kicked out the stage lights but YOU'RE. STILL. PERFORMING. and in plain sight you hid. but you are what you did. and i'll forget you but i'll never forgive, the smallest man who ever lived. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

I want you to take a step back and look at what you’ve done. Are you proud? Are you delighted? You’ve unleashed something that cannot ever be re-contained. And now, you’ve made us all prisoners of your demands. We will all sit together and watch the world burn down, equal under the misery you have put us in.