#it was our wedding day

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[evansbby]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

putting my prediction on record now that the coming decade is going to see the rise of viral-marketed fancy at-home water filtration systems, driving and driven by a drastic reduction in the quality of U.S. tap water (given that we are in a 'replacement era' where our current infrastructure is reaching the end of its lifespan--but isn't being replaced). also guessing that by the 2030s access to drinkable tap water will be a mainstream class issue, with low-income & unstably housed people increasingly forced to rely on expensive bottled water when they can't afford the up-front cost of at-home filtration--and with this being portrayed in media as a "moral failing" and short-sighted "choice," rather than a basic failure of our political & economic systems. really hope i'm just being alarmist, but plenty of this already happens in other countries, and the U.S. is in a state of decline, so. here's praying this post ages into irrelevance. timestamped April 2023

[dearabsolutelynoone]

“Anthony was rather famously besotted with his wife…”

Julia Quinn, On the Way to the Wedding (Bridgertons, #7)

[poison-into-positivity]

Thinking about “he just happened upon the ship that I was bleeding out on”, and… Stede still doesn’t know the lengths Ed went to in order to meet him, does he?

“The chances of us meeting each other in the first place [were slim].” No they were not. Babygirl your man tracked the Revenge to two different locations, sent his first mate to personally find you and invite you aboard, and obliterated a Spanish naval vessel, all just so he could have one conversion with you.

Ed was down catastrophically from day one, but Stede still thinks that Ed saving his life was a happy accident.

[crystaljellie]

Shipping EuryOdyPoliPen as the silliest polycule to ever grace this earth, Odysseus and Polites started dating first and they both had this big fat crush on Eurylochus but neither of them ever said anything.

Then Odysseus meets Penelope because he’s the king of Ithaca and needs to get married to a girl and he’s like “Woahhh what a woman she’s so smart and pretty she should murder or kiss me” but Penelope does not fall for Odysseus first, instead she sees Polites and is instantly head over heels because he’s sweet and charming and then eventually they all end up dating, I just know Penelope would fall for Odysseus because he does something massively stupid while trying to be smart and she’s like “never mind I want them both”

She and Ody get married but are both still dating Polites while having to hide it from the rest of the kingdom (it’s highly obvious and nobody cares)

And then Ctimene is about to marry Eurylochus but she is very much aware Eury is destined to become apart of the polycule, so literally on her wedding day she jokes to Odysseus about “stealing his second husband” Ctimene is our AroAce Queen though so she does not care at all, but it would catch Eury and Ody off guard so much and she would relish in that

But also thinking about Penelope had three husbands go to war and the only one who returned alive has his heart still out at sea somewhere

But yes EuryOdyPoliPen <3

[tailsfromthecrypt]

[stars4krios]

Maiko core

[sopekooks]

198/638 days of missing yoongi

[greensagephase]

✨A New Beginning, Farewell ✨

Hi, guys,

I just wanted to come on here and tell you about recent changes in my life. I have some happy news and some... Not so happy. I hope you guys can understand and always remember me fondly, but I will no longer be able to write fanfiction for Miguel. 😔

The happy news, and the reasoning for me stepping back from writing fanfiction is that I got engaged to my boyfriend! He finally popped the question after ten months of dating!! Engagement ring pic because why not? 🥺

Anyway, I'm beyond the moon and I can't wait for this new chapter in my life!! 🥹 I'm currently in the process of packing up all my belongings to move in with my fiancé at his luxurious penthouse (why is he so rich? I don't know!). I'm kind of nervous about becoming a wife but I'm so happy about the future!!

I wish I could keep writing fanfics but I don't think I'll have access to Tumblr from Nueva York and my fiancé might think it's weird I'm writing fanfics about him online, so I must step back for the wellbeing of my marriage. I hope you guys can respect these news and wish me and my beautiful fiancé well!! Thank you for your love and understanding!!

With love, Future Mrs. O'Hara ❤️

[petrichorium]

‼️‼️ B I G N E W S ‼️‼️ emperor of the sea akagami no shanks marries long-time captive in private ceremony

red-haired pirates vice captain benn beckman had this to say in an exclusive interview: “she's an executive, you bastard— and how the fuck did you know about this? get off my damn ship.”

"she's still asleep, i'm afraid. i mean it's barely been twelve hours— no, no, you're right. i'm sorry, we should have told you— yes, ma'am. sorry, ma'am. we're on our way. we'll do something nice, yeah? can't have the mother of the bride missing out."

[help-i-need-a-cool-username]

One of the things i love about dead on main is when its only from one of their pov you miss so much of the story. Jason found a cute boy thats a space nerd and wants to bring him into his life despite it being dangerous? Thats very sweet sweetie but said cute boy is probably the most dangerous person in Gotham and you dont even know. Danny falling for the hot vigilante that was accidentally sacrificed to him in between sarcasm and jokes? Danny hon this boy is scarier than you are and you are the king of the dead.

I just find it hilarious how in half the fics they see each other as a normal human and in the more infatuated ones basically want the other to be their trophy husband when they are both not-so-secretly actual powerhouses

[lunahymn]

EMPTY.

[misty-moth]

Before Arthur’s wedding:

“Newt, ol’ boy I got you this pin and—“

“No.”

“May I attempt to persuade you?”

“…”

“Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please—“

Day of the wedding:

[smtown-tourist]

I thought it was hilarious that Key is using the Pleasure Shop glass to store his SHINee rings… until I noticed that his ring from Jonghyun is in there as well. Now I’m sitting here like:

[arsenicflame]

absolutely delicious flavour of edizzy is where theyre Actually Married but neither of them know it, while also being acutely aware of everything-

they celebrated 25 years of their matelotage. they are having sex on the regular. both of them think the other thinks their contract is purely for financial reasons and the sex is just fun + convenience.