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tailsfromthecrypt · 1 day ago
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Scream King - Tony Todd
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tailsfromthecrypt · 1 day ago
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I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins
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tailsfromthecrypt · 1 day ago
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Bruce: Everyone, I have an announcement. Dick: This better not be another new kid announcement, Bruce Bruce: I no longer have an announcement. Jason: Really? Again? Steph: Is it a girl this time? Tell me it's a girl Bruce: It's both. Twins. Tim: Wait a minute. Are they the kids that were flouting in the attic? Bruce: Both Danny-with-a-y and Dani-with-a-I were determined to live up there. It's been two days, but I wanted them to settle in before I introduced them. Dick to Tim: You saw to flouting people and didn't say anything Tim shurgging: I thought the lack of sleep was making me see things again. Wasn't expecting the toddlers of death to be real. Dick: AGAIN!? Jason: TODDLERS!? Steph: You saw toddlers left alone for two days and DIDN'T DO ANYTHING?! Tim: Why are you yelling at me. I didn't even know they were real! Cass, on the other hand, read them bedtime stories! Cass smiling: They like stories about stars. Bruce watching his children: I think the kids are going to fit right in. They already made everyone come toghter! Alfred: The children are fighting sir. Bruce: Lovingly fighting! :D
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tailsfromthecrypt · 1 day ago
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saw someone talking about the parallels sooo....
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i just know cherry and joe had war flashbacks seeing renga fight
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tailsfromthecrypt · 1 day ago
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tip: You can write about the same character as many times as you want. Who's going to stop you? God?
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tailsfromthecrypt · 1 day ago
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I'm about to wii sports resort to violence
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tailsfromthecrypt · 1 day ago
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you have to outlive donald trump
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tailsfromthecrypt · 1 day ago
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I won't be happy until I can italicize my text massages
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tailsfromthecrypt · 2 days ago
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tailsfromthecrypt · 2 days ago
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Casually dropping his hyper fixation into the convo so he’s forced to talk to me for another hour
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tailsfromthecrypt · 2 days ago
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love to purchase items but at what cost
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tailsfromthecrypt · 2 days ago
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Yknow what I LOVE about the Star Trek fandom? It’s ANCIENT. I had a talk with a nice old lady at the old persons home that my great grandma is in and she noticed my Spock shirt and was like “oh I love that show I thought the premise was lovely” and you all know THE PREMISE is trekspeak for spirk and I was like “do you accept the premise because I do” and she looked at me with the eyes of someone who is reliving their otp moments and she said “the premise is all I wrote about, dear” and we just talked about spirk for a hella long time and I just love how age doesn’t matter in this fandom you can be ninety and still be the biggest spirk bitch ever how rad is that
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tailsfromthecrypt · 2 days ago
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Poseidon: after everything you've done, how will you sleep at night?
Odysseus:
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based on this incredible tweet below i only drew over it HAHA
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tailsfromthecrypt · 3 days ago
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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tailsfromthecrypt · 3 days ago
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Some of us really need to be doing “Finish That Fanfic We Haven’t Updated in a Year November” 💀
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tailsfromthecrypt · 3 days ago
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Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.
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tailsfromthecrypt · 3 days ago
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had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/
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