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Miku from Boston
alt titles: Jermiku, jermsune miku, why???, miku its your birthday today.
#it was just the rat but i kept going#art#digital art#artists on tumblr#image described#hatsune miku#miku#vocaloid#jerma985#jerma#shitpost#happy birthday miku
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Blood Blossom Au: Baby's First Commissioner Meeting :)
TL:DR This Post: Danny (orphan) gets poisoned with blood blossom extract by Vlad. He runs away from him and ends up under the care of one Pre-Robin Battinson Batman! Starry is loudly pushing her batdad agenda.
(Also known as "Late At Night, When The Nightingale Sings" on my ao3!)
This was a fun rough idea I've been sitting on for weeks, thinking about how Commissioner Gordon and Nightingale's first meeting might go.
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Commissioner Gordon likes to think that he's adjusting to the new normal of Gotham very well, -- the new normal being grown men running around dressed like bats, in military-grade strength body armor, committing acts of vigilantism, -- and slowly, little by little, he was no longer being surprised when this new normal pops up out of the shadows like the world's most terrifying daisy. His shaving lifespan thanks him for it.
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The kid is a surprise though.
Granted, he seemed to be a surprise to the Bat too.
There's been a string of murders lately, -- which, in Gotham, is kind of like saying there's been another storm during monsoon season. And there's just been another; in some dilapidated building down in south Gotham, with the broken, boarded-up windows and mildew-crawling walls to match. The victim is a man in his thirties, multiple gunshot wounds to the chest, left in the center of the room for the blood to pool out around him.
The place is already secured when he arrives, the building swarmed with officers and the forensic detectives. The Bat emerges shortly after he does -- or, he might've been here the whole time, hiding someplace dark and shadowy. For his own sanity, Gordon doesn't think about it too hard.
The kid is a surprise, and he appears like a bolt of lightning.
He shows up in the middle of a conversation Gordon is having with the Bat.
A whistle, sharp and loud, slicing through the air, meant for open air rather than a confined space. Gordon's ears pierce and protest the sound, and the solemn, murmured chatter floating through the room abruptly cuts off like the swing of a gavel. As he turns towards the sound -- as they all do -- he swears, up and down, that he sees Batman's shoulders jump, just slightly.
At the source, perched on the window, is a boy. A boy in a gray-blue scarf and an oversized black hoodie, one that hangs off his frame and has ace bandages wrapped around the wrists in some attempt to cinch the sleeves. The hood is up, big like the rest of it, and threatens to swallow the upper half of the boy's face whole in the fabric. What upper half Gordon can see, is smeared with some kind of opaque, black face paint. He's holding onto the side of the frame with one hand, on his hip is a grappling hook. A familiar grappling hook.
Gordon has multiple questions, and his officers tense up.
Martinez puffs up, brows furrowing as his face shapes into a frown. Shoulders rolling back. "You can't be here, kid--"
The reaction is immediate, like a spark to gunpowder, the boy yanks his fingers from his mouth and his mouth twists into a scowl. Head snapping over to Officer Martinez, his hood manages to stay on but Gordon swears that as he bares his teeth, the glint makes them look sharper than they should be. His voice is rasp and quiet and harsh; snappish in its hissing; "Put a fuckin sock in it, Martinez. I'm not stayin."
Martinez reels back, and the boy immediately veers his attention off him. Like a switch, his demeanor drops. Despite half his face being covered, his mouth twists into a cringing, apologetic smile. Slanted and off-beat, embarrassed. It'd be disarming if this wasn't Gotham, and if he didn't just hiss at Martinez like he was about to bite his head off.
"Sorry." He whispers, voice deceptively polite and softer now. Gordon has to strain his ears to hear him. "I was looking for him."
He points his finger towards-- Gordon? No, Gordon follows the direction, and finds himself looking at -- the Bat.
The Bat, who always looks stiff as a pole, now looks even stiffer. Somehow. Well, the explains the grappling hook attached to the boy's waist.
"What are you doing here?" The Bat says, gruff and unable to completely smother the stumble of surprise in his tone.
The boy still holds a sheepish smile, and slips off the window ledge. His feet hit the creaky boards with a near-silent thud, the Batman finds his feet and rapidly begins crossing the room.
Gordon notes the slight tremble in the boy's legs as he straightens. He adjusts his scarf, which droops close to his knees now that he's standing, and slings a backpack -- how long has had that? -- off his shoulders. When the Bat reaches his side, he does as he always does, and looms over the boy like a spectre. A threatening mass of shadows cloaked in all-consuming black. Standing next to him, the boy looks teeny in comparison.
The Bat is a man who terrifies even the most hardened criminals, Gordon has seen grown men shiver in fear at the mention of his name. And yet when the boy looks up at him, he doesn't even flinch.
Instead, his sheepish smile melts away like ice under the sun, holding only traces of his previous embarrassment. It remains as a shadow on his face, a small upturn at the corners of his mouth. The boy pushes his hood back just enough to reveal glinting, ice-flint eyes surrounded in tar-black face paint. He holds the backpack up with one arm. "You forgot this."
#I have never seen Batman (2022) so really I'm just using battinson and crew as templates for my fic. but hey what else is new lol#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc fic#dpxdc au#dp x dc au#dpxdc fanfic#i dont know shit about detective work or true crime so forgive me for any bad terminology or incorrect procedure for how these things work#just a fun rough idea for how i imagined gordon's first meeting with nightingale goes LMAO. im sticking to the idea that danny doesn't#officially join the field for a *while* due to more than just health reasons. so his first appearances are brief and usually to give B smth#danny: im only here as express delivery for vader's little brother over there. yall stay safe tho.#bruce: *kill bill sirens bass-boosted* ohmygodwhatishedoinghere#batman: how did you get here... | danny: you have so many spare grappling hooks it was pr easy to just grab one and go#also danny is whispering on purpose because he doesn't have his ghost form to fall back on as a secret identity. so he *is* actually taking#extra steps to keep his identity safe. and people usually sound different when they're whispering. he also has personal beef with#office martinez despite the fact that they've never met. Danny's HEARD of his ass. he hATES his ass.#Martinez: *to batman* freak | danny: im going to Bite Him. | batman (reluctantly): hmr. please don't. | danny: im going for his shins#Martinez and Nightingale have this whole thing going on between the two of them. danny WILL slap a sticky note on Martinez's back that says#'asshole' on it and its the one spot square on his spine that martinez can't reach.#someone: why are you beefing with like. an actual 12 year old | martinez: HE'S A LITTLE RAT. THAT'S WHY. he's here to torment me#battinson: *did you grapple the whole way here* | danny: yah. it was kinda fun. i would've gotten here faster but i kept having to stop#battinson: *hnnn* im driving you back | danny:.. are you sure? | battinson already pulling him out of the room: y e s#i've been thinking about this for literally WEEKS. what did bruce forget? good question! i'll figure that out if or when i get to this#danny has Issues behind the word freak so its like a mini beserker button for him regardless of who the word is aimed at lol. lmao#martinez calls batman a freak once while nightingale is within range and its just the doom ost as danny simply Disappears from sight#like oops. you are now. In Danger. rip couldn't be me.#blood blossom au
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gothic lolita machete came to me in a dream
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#HHWAH#but he unironically kind of makes it work though??#I never realized that the leap from what he normally wears to gothic lolita would be this small#basically the same thing just a lot more lace and frills and embroidery#loving! the pomegranates!#it always makes me ecstatic when people find a way to include them or his other... symbols? motifs? objects of significance?#it's nice you kept the red gloves and red heels#the little crosses on the capelet and the stockings too hah#and the massive bow where the fascia would go#I support genderfuckery Machete by the way#his design and mannerisms have always been somewhat androgynous or at least that's what I've been trying to aim for#despite his sharp angular form he's supposed to have an aura of elegance and delicateness#at least on his better days when he's not in full rat man mode#given the choice he'd rather be called beautiful than handsome I'm pretty sure#folks have been mistaking him for a goth lesbian a whole lot lately so I can't be too far off#thank you this made me grin like an idiot when I opened the inbox#gift art#aggiepython#own characters#Machete
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Video: How States Act: Fidget Toys
Status: Public
Link: How States Act: Fidget Toys - YouTube
Date Posted: April 4th 2022
#wttt#wttsh#welcome to the table#welcome to the statehouse#daily screenshot#wttt florida#wttt california#wttt gov#wttt texas#wttt louisiana#wttt new york#wttt ben#wttt c!ben#wttt mrs bench#mrs bench: where's my bag? cali: *unhinged staring*#yw for the whole row of york and his rat/pos#spilnter is staring into my soul/lh#cali would have the rainbow slug#for the yorkcali shippers imma say this#cali only kept the squirrel bc it's the same type as york's and he thinks they match and it's cute they have those#i want the slug soooo muchhhhhh i love the noisessss/vvpos#i only have york's rat irl and now i want cali's fidget toy and the slug#so who in this fandom is buying tex's huge rainbow unicorn pop it/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/lh#for anyone wondering for any of those try to google it i can't say go find a claw machine cus that's where i got mine#also that came from the pinball hall of fame#i just realized i have the same color rat as york!/vvvvpos#i'm yapping frfr
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I am once again being haunted by "a paradox" holy fuck Olivia what the fuck is going on here what did you get yourself involved with and what did you do after it speak to me Olivia I can't keep living like this
#rat rambles#oni posting#the second half fills you with the horrors so you forget that the log opened up with that b111-1 bomb#for the record a paradox is one of my favorite lore logs of all of them because its the log that made me go Oh Shit and go reread all the#olivia logs I initially only skimmed through and begun the olivia brain takeover#the second part rewired my brain irreversably like its so fucked I love it#in particular one thing that makes me so fucking glad that the old olivia jackie logs were scrapped is that originally jackie was the one#who printing pod ified olivia to save her from the end of the world or smth#but the change to make it self inflicted? fucking amazing ten million times better and more interesting#especially because it implies she did it on purpose!#which opens up so many doors and I fucking Love it#because the teleportation technology was what she knew of as a method of doing this but either A shed have to have kept using teleporters#anyways and either just count on her not dying or counting On her dying#or shed have to know the link between it and the neural vaculators#which is very possible considering Stuff™ but does raise the question of how she used it#now the boring answer is that her brain map was already taken from the neural vaculator tests but god. that answer is boring.#the most interesting possibility to me personally is that she could have well. tinkered a bit with existing technology.#unlikely? maybe. fun to explore for my purposes? yep.#also I need the peace of knowing that jackie never got the satisfaction of knowing what happened with olivia's dissapearance#or if she did only after the fact#I need this to have been completely out of jackie's viewpoint at the top and I need it to fuck with her and shatter her worldview#I need to see the desperation and paranoia of a woman who is realizing that she has lost control over her technology#I need to see her try to cling onto her past ambitions and sense of control while falling apart at the seams#and I need olivia to have never thought jackie would give a shit until all else but her is dead and gone#do you see my vision do you see it do you see how much more fun it is if it was extremely deliberate instead of only lightly so
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I saw a black blob moving very slowly at the corner of my eye so I was like: "??? What is that?" I glanced at it and the first thing that my head processed was "Oh a kitten" and then a split second after that thought my brain finally activated and went: "Wait a sec-- the gate is closed--" So I finally properly processed what it actually was and it was a rat... orz... Immediately chased it away and MAN do these guys fit in such tight spaces.
#aria rants#IT WAS WALKING SO SLOWLY TOO LIKE-- okay i guess the rat thought i wouldnt be able to see it if its moving so slow and quiet#well the problem is that the path is directly in my sight so i can see if anything happens at the corner of my eye no matter how slow it is#AND LIKE-- when i went to chase it away. most rats ive noticed would just Bolt right out but that guy kept walking SO SLOW#it even looked back and i swear if that rat can emote like a dog itd go 🥺LIKE??? im honestly impressed. thats the first ive seen one#that isnt immediately scared of people and would even look back like that but unfortunately for that lil guy. no pests allowed!#it went in and out from the veeery small and tight gap at the bottom of the gate which is such augh orz... and btw as i was making#this post the rat STILL tried to get in. i alrdy placed a rag by the gap to block it and when i looked it was moving up so that guy#is tryna FORCE ITS WAY IN! LIKE NOOO!!! STAY OUT WILL YA??? YOU HAVE OUTSIDE! I HAVE INSIDE! STAY OUT!
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literally was talking to someone the other day (same conversation that has already provoked multiple rant posts) and she was saying she was thinking about putting rat poison under her hay and i had to be like🧍🏻. do you love killing many other animals like your cat who you won't keep inside. or your neighbors cat who they won't keep inside. or our beautiful birds of prey who will eat those rats.❓
#she HAD NOT EVEN HAD RAT PROBLEMS BEFORE she was just saying this because some guy told her she would get them. stupid#i really think rat poison should not be sold like they have to outlaw that shit#outdoor cat people are just so so so fucking dumb oh my god. keep that thang inside!!!!!!!!#“ohh i would just be devastated if a hawk took my cat ohh the coyotes ohh he got in a fight” none of this would be an issue if you kept him#INSIDE. OBVIOUSLY.#people hate simple and effective solutions and i clearly just need to internalize this fact and start approaching the world that way because#they are never going to change. 🙃#me
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just randomly remebered a book series i read as a kid ok no actually i just read books 3 4 and 5 for some reason and there's like 6 but I was really into it for a while. anyway it was one of those geronimo stilton books but the stupid rat was not in them idk why they had his name on the cover they were actually kind of gruesome from what i remember. ngl they went hard they had cool little sketches in them too and there was this blue dragon with half a tail i loved him sm i was so upset when i couldnt find fanart bc nobody knew this book u.u I'm like 99% sure it was never translated so its just an italian thing but. any of my fellow italian girlies remember this. was I the only one to ever read it
#.txt#i could have sworn i read book 1 and/or 2 at some point but i dont have either of them so???#wait i think maybe a friend had them and i borrowed them idk#just flipped thru the ones i have btw the drawings still go hard i was expecting them to suck but no#there's this one of a baby dragon that i was obsessed with i kept trying to replicate it. i think i made the dragon into an oc#all the people i know are like omg i love geronimo stilton and tea sisters but i mention this and they're like ??? what is that#SHUT UP ABOUT THE STUPID CRINGE FLOP RAT WITH THE SMELLY BOOKS#i know those got translated into other languages. ofc THEY did -_-#wait maybe not the smelly ones#oh also speaking of semi obscure italian fantasy kids books. anyone remember la ragazza drago. i fucking loved that one#never finished it either tho i think i got up to book 3 or 4 😭#im like the grrm of readers fr#i kind of want to reread both of them ngl. even tho they're kids books lol#also im so not used to reading in italian anymore. it feels so cringe now idk#y am i making a post about italian kids literature but writing it in english lol
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so suddenly samael is penny and rayne is iola. fun
#I am so confused what on earth is going on#I might be making this bit up but isn’t it like murks can shapeshift or smth?? I can just remember at the start of s2 when rayne was eating#the rat and mr murk/gelan whatever kinda just changed to look like rayne??#So maybe penny was shape shifting to look like samael#Also “samael” kept on talking about penny and kenny soo#Yeah I’m just so confused but so excited#Homesick webtoon#homesick#a feral child talks
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On that note, what were your thoughts on Coraline? Specially on that scene where the beldam counts down from 3 as she transforms into her true form.
Because to me, it made me realize that I love horror movies and their concepts, and what I didn't like of other specific transformation scenes was that they were... too real to me? Like they made me think about "if people could really be turned into animals how horrible would it be to leave every single thing you know about life behind and never get to do the human things you like and nobody knowing that something unnatural happened to you, they'd just see a weird dog or cow or chicken" and that was too terrifying of a thought to me
that specific scene didn’t really bother me the same way! i thought it was scary, sure, but that’s just because the beldam looks scary. a monster turning into a monster because they’ve always been one didn’t make me queasy the way other stuff did. she’s choosing to change shapes, no one else is making her, and it’s one she seems to like!
like you said, a part of it for me was being so upset at the idea of losing your original life and not being able to go back, being separated from people or just not being recognized at all. i really didn’t like the idea that it might be painful, or embarrassing, or that you could have absolutely no control over what was happening. the loss of control was HUGE for me.
in a weird way that’s probably what drew little kid me to werewolves though. because they do have to go through all of that, but in the end they can change back. and they don’t have to be alone because of it, you know, wolves are such social animals, it doesn’t have to be completely isolating. and also wolves are just fucking cool!!! so it was a way to explore all of that discomfort without it being so horribly overwhelming. it was cathartic!
and now i’m just Like This. so. haha. oops?
#if i can psychoanalyze for a minute—#i think part of it might have had to do with being a little trans kid. because as soon as i could conceptualize gender#i kind of knew that mine wasn’t right#the way people saw me and the way i looked wasn’t quite right#and as soon as i found out my body was going to *change?* that i was going to have to go through something uncomfortable and embarrassing#just to end up looking even more like i *didn’t want to look*#i completely freaked out#not that puberty is the same as getting turned into a fucking rat or whatever#but when you’re six it kind of seems like it might as well be#which is probably why i kept looking for media that had shapeshifters in it!#i was trying to figure out why i felt that way and how to process it#and eventually instead of just being scared i wound up really obsessed with the idea#because if you could change shape at will? that was comforting. but even if you couldn’t that was cathartic#idk i’m just fucking rambling now haha#and probably totally overthinking it#i don’t think that’s the ONLY reason i was scared there were definitely others#like. it *is* also just scary because it’s body horror and that is always scary#and i became so fixated because i was *also* just exploring what fear felt like and where my limits were#but i think that had to be at least a little part of it#sorry okay really i’ll stop now
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can i get an f in the chat
just had to send my 21-year old car off to the retirement home and, since she was my first car, i'm feeling like a big ol baby about it
#owned her for 11 years but she fell into disrepair after i had back surgery and couldn't drive#she just sat in the lot and deteriorated. wouldn't start and needed more money than she was worth to get running again#that car saw me through some of the worst years of my life and took all my abuse. she would always start and get me from a to b#except that time i got run off the highway by some fuckin rat bastard in a lifted f150#fr thought i was dead because i dove off the hwy into pitch black nothingness. but she gently took me down the slope and stopped me in the#middle of a water runoff. then she was still able to keep going forward and only stopped when she got stuck in the mud as i tried to#get back onto a road. she just kept going#a very good and sturdy car‚ despite her flaws (broken windshield wipers/windows wouldn't roll down/no horn)#i will. miss her very much
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The YouTube account who has greatly intensified my desire to own pet rats has had one of their rats have to have surgery for tumours TWICE within a few months and I'm like.................. yeah this is why I SHOULDN'T get pet rats :(((( it's very conflicting
#that is basically inevitable for all rats it's not just that one rat getting unlucky#to be honest... in that situation I might choose to have my rat put to sleep the first time it happened#knowing it was only the start of the inevitable end#it would be fucking awful to go through#and it'd be every couple of years if I kept getting rats#is it worth it and can I handle that#I don't know#draco speaks
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Thinks oh so hard abt the spiraling upwards clan founders, especially the birchclan founders. Silly lil kitties who's pasts are drenched in blood with the primary regret of not drawing it sooner
#rat rambles#oc posting#warriors posting#spiraling upwards#long story short they had a shitty awful terrible leader who sucked absolutely ass and they tore him to shreds#I mean that literally they pinned him onto the mountain side and slashed and mauled the shit out of him so hard that his lives evaporated#and several of the cats involved in that scene are sill alive and major parts of the story and I love them#oh also the cat that pinned him through a stab through the throat was his own daughter btw everyone hated his ass so much#and for good reason get his ass#alas in the main story I dont rly get to go too deep into how he harmed everyone involved mostly just three main ones#aka bristlestar because shes murtlepaw's ghost mom dawncrackle because hes also haunting murtle and gullspot because shes bristle's kit#so basically all the flashbacks we get involve those three in some form or another#honeystar was also there and involved but Im not currently planning on having her rly talk abt that#most of her more modern angst is the fact that she was forced into leadership against her will#and shes been alive long enough that shes been leading birchclan far longer than she ever lived in her old clan#but she did go through a lot of shit before birchclan was founded and it definitely shaped her a lot#she used to be a very determined and high spirited lil kitty cat who tried to be optimistic#but her family began to slowly be picked off one by one by both the old leader and the one whod later get evicerated#some of the older cats around her hoped it make her back down from her revelutionary ideas but she noticed that and it backfired on them#instead of being worn down to submission she became absolutely Furious and began to lash out more and become more demanding#it got to the point that she really only had two friends in the entire clan and one of them was her aunt whod later also die after coming#out abt having witnessed the leader killing his own kits#that was the final fucking straw for her and she was fully on board when bristle and dawn started looking for cats to join their rebellion#she did get rly frustrated with them as they waited patiently for the right moment but her remaining bestie kept her from going apeshit#so once the big fight finally broke out she was more than eager to join the hoard of cats chasing the bastard upwards#now unlike some of the other cats involved this legitimately actually made her feel a lot better for a while#for the first time in ages she finally felt like she could be optimistic abt smth again and was excited abt the idea of leaving this place#she had lost so much in this damn place since she was an apprentice and just wanted to finally be able to rest easy#but once they got to their new territory and set up camp things went south real fast as a flood fucked everything up#and after losing the only cat she had left in her life and losing her tail and being made deputy on top of that she deteriorated quickly
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I know I want a new job and I’ve been looking. But there’s also something disheartening and melancholy about coworkers leaving and coworkers you thought truly mindbogglingly loved the job and would never leave have been headhunted and will also be leaving. Like it’s just terribly lonely.
#mumbling about work#I feel like I'm going to be the last rat on a sinking ship#and the fact I'm already fighting off waves of ennui and loneliness it's not helping#like the last person in the same boat as me is leaving#and it's like the last of my class pushing in chairs and cleaning up at the end of summer#staying behind in the classroom happy that they're heading off on new adventures and just that sort of sad feeling because#my favorite teachers aren't coming back either#and I'm just like bummed#add to it the dream of dad yesterday that kept nearly sending me to tears and I'm like well damn stab me with some dopamine plz#left behind I think is how I feel on a ridiculous amount of levels
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Personal ranking of Cabinet of Curiosities episodes
1. Pickman’s Model
2. Lot 36
3. The Murmuring
4. The Outside
5. Dreams in the Witchhouse
6. The Autopsy
7. Graveyard Rats
8. The Viewing
#cabinet of curiosities#pickman's model i vibe with the going nuts from a painting thing i guess#lot 36 i was like DUDE DONT CROSS THE SALLLLT COMME ONNN LOOOK AT THIS LOL#the murmuring was a beautiful grief/haunting story and I 100% vibed#the outside was really unique and i also vibed#dreams in the witchhouse was okay - idk it didnt hit me as much but was fine#the autopsy i kept forgetting about but was likewise fine#graveyard rats i didnt care for much#the viewing i found just... really really slow like the horror was all at the end after peer pressure to do drugs and was short lived#so i guess half i quite liked and then 2 were ok and 2 were not really my thing#overall I guess Id give the show a B+#and recommend some eps but not all
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slightly niche moment- seeing people post about watching their animal slowly die / suffer over a few days instead of just euthanasing it makes me kinda mad
#this is vaguing a rat death post. where the guy knew it was dying.#i have kept rats for years and only one died naturally#the others? i could tell. you know when they're not right. when they're struggling#and suffering#you can tell. you know when they're dying. you know your animal.#at least#i did.#so every one of those beloved pets died quietly and calmly at home in their blanket with chocolate in their sleep#through gas. i use co2 gas. you can make it at home with 2 ingredients. vinegar & baking soda in a plastic bag with a hose run to the cage#once theyre asleep move them into a deep sealed container and flood with gas and leave them for an hour in there to ensure true death#dont bury until theyve gone cold. co2 can induce a coma state instead of death if not applied properly so always wait & confirm true death.#its kinder. its easier. its a way to gently carry them onto the next life without the days of agonising pain#a rat that stops eating can take a week to die. its not a pleasant way to go. just put them down. you will know when its unrecoverable#any animal for that matter#animals#the dog barks#personal rant
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