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The what now
lmaaoo
it's an al-an x robin fic. there's uh. tentacles. and some dubcon stuff. but it was really good.
#maybe i shouldn't be admitting this semi-publicly#it was hot and made me 👀#look i am weak for an immortal x mortal ship#and also unfortunately the centaur alien man is my type#like character-wise#oh you have immense amounts of guilt for destroying your people when you were trying to save them?#you're curious about the world you destroyed and this weird little mortal in spite of yourself?#and robin is <33333 i love her she's my kind of protagonist#which is to say kind of badly written and insane but also spunky and kindhearted and infinitely curious#and at the end of the game she gets to go with him!!!#he takes his weird little human friend with him to his alien planet!!! because she thinks it sounds fun!#it's a good ship that is like 89% in my head#robin x al-an
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Young, hot, brash. With more covers in his first year than any rookie model ever and an attitude that says, "Who cares? It's only fashion."
OWEN WILSON as HANSEL in ZOOLANDER (2001)
#owen wilson#hansel#zoolander#obligatory 'that hansel's SO hot right now' 👀#idk how y'all made my last hansel set top post yesterday but he's definitely not leaving my mind now so here's more gifs lol#tbh this intro fulfilled me in ways i didn't know existed or were possible#owenwilsonedit#movieedit#dianagifs#flashing cw#keeping with tradition i'm attempting zoolander 2 after xmas so... that's gonna be. y'know. something 😅
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#*Elena Fisher voice* Okay cowboy#Rick Grimes#*#rg#one day your lips will not make me want to bust through a wall like the koolaid man#excuse me but The Nose™#i don't remember what i was even trying to do when i made this instead???#me @ me: 🔇#man: *drinking whiskey* me: 👀👀👀👀#no idea why#i do it with john wick too#rick with beer is also good but that hits different more domestic somehow#rick the gov could have poisoned that tho my dude#two guys walked into a bar and rick grimes killed them both#my babe Hot Suburban Dad At the Barbecue in the last gif#100% guaranteed to make you spill the potato salad when he strolls in#im going to blame all the allergy meds for the current state of my mind ok
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this guy paid me $100 so he could worship my feet after work the other day👀 I let him smell my socks and take them off my feet, he sucked my toes in btwn some nude cleaning (him nude😏). Suck some toes, do some vacuuming, take a break to worship my feet, then clean the coffee table lol. Once I was done with him, I told him he could go and gave his cock a little stroke with my foot. He thanked me over and over as he left🤭
I let him keep the socks and on his drive home, he sent me a pic of him with my socks stuffed in his mouth 🧦 he said he nearly came when I touched him with my foot earlier too💦 I'm honestly such a sub, but it was so fun being the domme for once🤐
#i meannn#i also got cash 💸#and my apartment cleaned😂😂#it was a win win win for me loll#and i was so wet when he left omfg...#watching him clean naked was so hot lmao the casual nudity kills me lol#anywayyy#i was just filling in bc his usual foot domme wasnt available 😅#but hopefully hell need me again in the future cuz it was the best money i ever made loll#anyone else wanna worship my feet??👀#rosies stuff#stories
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such is the tale of a ✨chronically online hypocrite✨
#(please forgive this old folk’s rambling for a hot min bc i need to get this off my chest somehow and in some way)#tl;dr: come and get into the hw idol series!!! we have ship discourse; more ship discourse; even more ship discourse#(yes ik people should be free to ship what they do b u t claiming a noncanon ship as canon and forcing it on everyone else is. not cool.)#yes yes friday’s mv was visually cute and ino.rin’s singing was peak b u t i feel like it has caused more harm than good in some way???#i cant b e l i e v e the jp hwtwt beef over friday’s mv is still going on mannnnnnnnn#no less than 3 separate people have made posts along the lines of#‘p l s stop using [official tags] to post about *[unnamed] non-official ships* p l s there’s a time and place for everything’#and n o n e of them even remotely run in the same circles yet they’re all banded together against a *certain* group lmfao never change hwtwt#lhy (esp yhy) shippers are always at the scene of the crime mannnnnnn#i cant see anything on their end of the naval battle (has every single lhy tag+account that i could think of blocked)#b u t it’s still really funny to witness on my twtdash against my will. i think i need to touch grass#‘kyhn isn’t canon either so why do you like it while being such a hater towards lhy—‘#great question!!!!!! it’s bc (disregarding the movie) they actually interact really well together~~~ like the honeypre event y k—#and also bc yukki treats hina really nicely all the time (even when she was being tsun and literally running from her feelings for him)#a n d hina loved him for who he truly was; even before his image change arc. and she also does her best to appeal to him and such~~~~~~~#but lhy. uh. they just bully hiyo 95% of the time and while they do look out for her bc they’re pals#they’re just pals. guys. and lxl have gone ‘uwu it must be u uwu’ to each other one too many times so shoehorning hiyo between them would.#be pretty weird ngl? esp since the ‘widely accepted’ portrayal of lhy as a trio is p much just hiyo x 2 dudes who dont even like each other#and. like. a branch of such portrayals usually seem to have aizo waft away from the ‘r/s triad’ to date mona instead which is. very weird.#some people just pick and choose aizo and mona interactions dont they. all they see is the umbrella scene and go ‘ah yes. canon’#they dont even read further to see how mona doesn’t even use the umbrella after aizo leaves (clear rejection)#a n d how aizo doesn’t even remember giving the umbrella to mona + mona’s entire existence in general after that#and that’s not even counting the grudge mona refuses to let go of even after what looks to be literal months#so for certain shippers to just casually shoo aizo out of the hiyoharem and into mona’s unwilling arms for the sake of yhy is. weird.#and like. shouldn’t he and yujiro have a say in this?? they’re more interested in each other than hiyo so just how are they being commonly#portrayed as hiyosimps in fanon? im so confused… like. wouldn’t they be equally obsessed with each other (as w/ hiyo) if they were a rstrio?#aaaaaa get this off my twtdash plsssssssss pls see this post twtapp pls let this affect your dumb algorithm im tired of the ship discourseee#as funny as the ‘lhy vs the world’ naval warfare is it’s getting. um. very annoying!!!! and now im missing nagisa more than ever s o b s#plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspls influence the algorithm ragepost; ik big brother is 👀watching👀 so do your thing—#(pls feel free to duke it out with me too if y’all read this i need my birdsite algorithm to le a r n that i dont wanna see stuff like this)
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i KNOW that oda is aware he's drawn some extremely gorgeous ladies since he obviously does that on purpose (though i believe he's unaware of just how beautiful some ladies he's drawn that stray too far from his usual model are), but I'm, like, pretty much convinced he has absolutely no clue he's also drawn some of the most good looking manga dudes out there. I'm sure he has no idea. He puts down lines and then he's like "???? why are people so obsessed with this guy he has barely shown up ever????" while we're all sitting here going heart eyes or whatever. It's been twenty-six years maybe it's time for him to get on with the program. It's like his experience with benn and ace in the very beginning taught him absolutely nothing
#all due respect to benn's actor in the la but he's the reason why I'm sure oda knows nothing#benn is THE og one piece sexyman how could oda do that to him in the la#in the very first volumes he got submerged by questions about him and he was like “why do you guys love him so much”#cause you made him hot and cool oda keep up!!!!#but he has not kept up#tragic truly#does oda know mihawk is one of the hottest guys ever appeared on jump?#is he aware crocodile makes heads spin?#did he know what he was doing when he drew ace? sabo???#zoro's post timeskip design?????#bet he drew smoker and didn't think he was doing something insane for even a minute....#90% convinced he thought he was drawing just a random hobo when he drew shanks#didn't think twice about iceburg the absolute FREAK#i need to stop i could keep writing names for the rest of my tags space and still have a hundred left#i DO know he knows exactly what hes doing when he draws law though#im sure he had no plans for it but the moment he drew him the first time he was like oh 👀 this guy's gonna do numbers#AND HE WAS RIGHT#katakuri has me in pain btw i just know oda has no idea.... he thought he tricked us all with the whole mouth and eating thing.......#well jokes on you my man we're all freaks in this corner of the world!!!!
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what does evil sex entail if we may know?
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#ask#anon#she made a joke about me fucking her while i was manic felt like a hot evil alter ego#it’s a little dommy perhaps 👀
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still thinking abt yesterday when quannah chasinghorse came into my dispensary and i sold her weed. she was v nice and complimented my bridge piercing.
#another for the NOT EVERYONE PULLS THEM OFF BUT YOU DO jar#ik i made a post already but i m still processing#it took me WAY too lonng to ask if she was who she was bc like#i vaguely recognized her but theres plenty of hot native alaskan women here i was like Oh i shant assume👀#and my fear of being wrong overrides my rational mind recognizing people i definitely seen before gwhrgeh#i also saw her ID late i probs wouldve said smth much earlier if i didnt hehrgrheg#oh well not trying to overthink my reactions bc ill always see myself as a big embarrassment#im sure im fine and i didnt put her off even tho ill Always fear this#hope she comes back :3#txt
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OH FUCK
OH FUCK OH GOD
OH FUCKING GOD I JUST FINISHED THE TWO ANSLO GARRICK EPISODES AND IT WAS A TRUE, A TRUE FUCKING EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER RIDE
And now that I watched it, I am so full but also empty with emotions it is making me crazy.
I fucking cried so damn much. I am not ok-
#as Red said in the end that he needs to go away for some time I fuvking cried even more#and also Lizz asking Red if he is her father and Red saying 'no' I DONT FUCKING BELIEVE HIM#I go by the theory that Red is her actual dad still#but damn that two parter fucked me up good#i cried so fucking much in the scenes where Red and Donald were in that box and Raymond helped with Donald's leg and burning the wound#that made me so emotional because I ship them so much#Resslington for the win!!!!#the scenes made me burst out screaming guys fr#but also that Anslo guy punching Red made me FUCKING FURIOUS OK!?!??!#loved that Raymond killed him himself in the end thats what he fucking deserved#GET FUCKING OWNED AND KILLED ANSLO FUCKING GARRICK#I HOPE YOU DROWN IN DOGSHIT IN HELL#it was realy hot how Raymind killed Anslo Garrick with that needle tho Red is sooo fucking unbelievable strong👀👀👀👀🧎♂️❤️🔥#I love Red sm he is my everything#my fucking hot cocky daddy#ok onward ti the next episode!#i hope we get to know whats up with Raymond!#blacklist#raymond reddington#the blacklist
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why does everyone have to write degradation. don’t call me a slut or a whore i’ll get self conscious :((. i just want to be called baby girl or beautiful </3. hold me softly and treat me like princess and choke me while you do it. just bc i don’t like degradation doesn’t mean i don’t like other things tho.
i crave smut but fics with no degradation but those are few and far between.
YES YES ABSOLUTELY AGREE 100% YEEESSSS SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME ;w;
if I got called slut/whore mid sex I would just feel insulted ngl this is why you see most (if not all lmao) of my stuff has praise kink I live for that instead Like I know you can have both and I can understand the appeal of degradation sure sure but aaaaaaa me personally I'm such a soft eagerly submissive lil thing(//hit) PLEASE call me cute pet names or tell me I'm a good girl I will melt and Zhongli totally has that energy the kind gentleman he is <3 cvhasbcjankls
#service top zl my beloved//HIT#HOWEVER#I also do agree zhongli has brat tamer energy big time as well and that is.... v hot 👀#the range this man has#and the grip he has on me lmao#don't lie to me zhongli calling you darling or babygirl during sexytimes would be WOOF WOFF BARK BARK#also it has soft vibes but.... he can also wreck you and praise on how well you're taking him#dfxcfgvbjml ok enough going a lil wild here I made this all about him again#crys answers#ailulu
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been rewatching old videos all day
#i find the early 2011 dan annoying(bad way)—hes cute and funny but the internalized homophobia coming off as misogyny juat really gets to me#and then i have a crush on 2013-2015 dan. hes cute hes twinky hes british and hes hilarious#hes now hot (esp with the curls) but also twice my age and its more of seeing him as a cool uncle now??? its difficult to explain#in contrast#phil has throughout been a ray of sunshine which is actually why i dont like some of the solo stuff—i like dan's sarcastic humor better#but to be fair i prefer joint content no matter the era#back to phil— i LOVE 2011 phil. he's so cute and his humor while not my thing is just endearing#but my favorite phil is current phil. he's just fucking hilarious and the innuendos were always there but now you can see that theyre#intentionally made. he curses. it just feels more real idk#soooo yea my current state is the same as it was when i joined the fandom a few years back#oh special mention to dnp in the dan haircut video. they both look soooooo good i was like 👀👀 throughout#in the end im just a 16 year old girl what can i say
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i am suddenly so excited for bg3
#i didn't enjoy this game when i tried to play it the last few times#but i guess i had the wrong approach to it#i usually play rpgs as a completionist freak#so i was expecting to immediately go out and explore EVERYTHING in my first playthrough#which ended up being exhausting and killed my enjoyment of the game#also my pc back home isn't very powerful so the gameplay was choppy which made me have motion sickness#also i completely sucked at combat lol#now i have a completely different mindset for this game#and i'm excited for it!!! 👀#also halsin is hot ��
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razor clamming razor clamming razor clamming razor clamming
#I have weird hobbies 😅#made myself a 2-night reservation to go to the first AM tide of the season 👀#I splurged just a little#imma stay in the nicer place with the hot tub 👀#sucks that I don't have someone to take with me but oh well#stag it is#clamming#shut up Quakey
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ok not posting pics now bc no one will see it but my outfit fuckimg popped off tonight all 3 drag performers i saw complimented me on it either before or after the show and i am definitely letting that go to my gay little head 😌🌈
#it was sm fun#i was on a date and they are so fucking cute and hot and sweet and i hope we hang out again soon ahhhhhh#it was supposed to just be a coffee date but then invited me to this punk/drag show going on later and i was like 👀#i couldn’t imagine the combo at the time but it was SO GOOD#i need more of that in my life#one of the performers was so fucking hot oh my GOD i was losing it#anyways#a good day#my feet are SORE and my ears are prob mad at me but at least we bought earplugs after the first set bc we were like damn this shit loud#why didn’t we think of this sooner lol#but it was cute#i never know how to like#make any moves esp the first time i’m hanging out w someone irl#but i wanted to kiss soooooo bad omg#we texted once i got home and seems like the vibes are rheee#there* lol#not getting my hopes up bc u never know but idk#future rowyn i hope that y’all have made it work or someone else just as cute n sweet has come along <3#future rowyn#rowyn rambles
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HELP SHJSEHHEBW I DIDJT REALSIE UT SENT UNFINISHED AND I JUST LOGGED BACK ON AFTEE DIINERT AMD SAW UR REPLY 😭 i meant unless you count me having red as my lowest ranked album dhdjfjj i did NOT mean ure a hot take i’m mortified 💀
LMFAO PLS DONT ME MORTIFIED I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD AHDKDJLDG
but i would in fact count that as a hot take ?? interesting interesting. after curiosity tho did tv change ur opinion on it at all or did you only know it after tv?
hot takes with m <3
#asks#anon#bestie ily LMFAO it made me laugh no need to be mortified#hot takes with m#also def a hot take i wanna hear abt where the other albums fall now 👀#also like. ik tv made me appreciate red so much more than i did before that’s why i’m wondering too
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not me revisiting Nana and screaming about how Hachi should have ended with Nobuo instead of Takumi knowing damn well I'm about to pull the same b.s. when I feel like writing angst 🤣💀
#I usually don't like dubbed anime but voice actor for Takumi 👀👀👀#almost tricked me into simping for him bc he made the toxicity sound hot#anywho I'll never forget the first time I read Nana#i deadass only picked it up at the library because it had my name lmfaoooo#personal.txt
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