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shift-shaping · 4 months ago
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The what now
lmaaoo
it's an al-an x robin fic. there's uh. tentacles. and some dubcon stuff. but it was really good.
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mobius-m-mobius · 2 years ago
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Young, hot, brash. With more covers in his first year than any rookie model ever and an attitude that says, "Who cares? It's only fashion."
OWEN WILSON as HANSEL in ZOOLANDER (2001)
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andy-clutterbuck · 2 years ago
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crybabyfucktoy · 1 year ago
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this guy paid me $100 so he could worship my feet after work the other day👀 I let him smell my socks and take them off my feet, he sucked my toes in btwn some nude cleaning (him nude😏). Suck some toes, do some vacuuming, take a break to worship my feet, then clean the coffee table lol. Once I was done with him, I told him he could go and gave his cock a little stroke with my foot. He thanked me over and over as he left🤭
I let him keep the socks and on his drive home, he sent me a pic of him with my socks stuffed in his mouth 🧦 he said he nearly came when I touched him with my foot earlier too💦 I'm honestly such a sub, but it was so fun being the domme for once🤐
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deus-ex-mona · 4 months ago
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such is the tale of a ✨chronically online hypocrite✨
#(please forgive this old folk’s rambling for a hot min bc i need to get this off my chest somehow and in some way)#tl;dr: come and get into the hw idol series!!! we have ship discourse; more ship discourse; even more ship discourse#(yes ik people should be free to ship what they do b u t claiming a noncanon ship as canon and forcing it on everyone else is. not cool.)#yes yes friday’s mv was visually cute and ino.rin’s singing was peak b u t i feel like it has caused more harm than good in some way???#i cant b e l i e v e the jp hwtwt beef over friday’s mv is still going on mannnnnnnnn#no less than 3 separate people have made posts along the lines of#‘p l s stop using [official tags] to post about *[unnamed] non-official ships* p l s there’s a time and place for everything’#and n o n e of them even remotely run in the same circles yet they’re all banded together against a *certain* group lmfao never change hwtwt#lhy (esp yhy) shippers are always at the scene of the crime mannnnnnn#i cant see anything on their end of the naval battle (has every single lhy tag+account that i could think of blocked)#b u t it’s still really funny to witness on my twtdash against my will. i think i need to touch grass#‘kyhn isn’t canon either so why do you like it while being such a hater towards lhy—‘#great question!!!!!! it’s bc (disregarding the movie) they actually interact really well together~~~ like the honeypre event y k—#and also bc yukki treats hina really nicely all the time (even when she was being tsun and literally running from her feelings for him)#a n d hina loved him for who he truly was; even before his image change arc. and she also does her best to appeal to him and such~~~~~~~#but lhy. uh. they just bully hiyo 95% of the time and while they do look out for her bc they’re pals#they’re just pals. guys. and lxl have gone ‘uwu it must be u uwu’ to each other one too many times so shoehorning hiyo between them would.#be pretty weird ngl? esp since the ‘widely accepted’ portrayal of lhy as a trio is p much just hiyo x 2 dudes who dont even like each other#and. like. a branch of such portrayals usually seem to have aizo waft away from the ‘r/s triad’ to date mona instead which is. very weird.#some people just pick and choose aizo and mona interactions dont they. all they see is the umbrella scene and go ‘ah yes. canon’#they dont even read further to see how mona doesn’t even use the umbrella after aizo leaves (clear rejection)#a n d how aizo doesn’t even remember giving the umbrella to mona + mona’s entire existence in general after that#and that’s not even counting the grudge mona refuses to let go of even after what looks to be literal months#so for certain shippers to just casually shoo aizo out of the hiyoharem and into mona’s unwilling arms for the sake of yhy is. weird.#and like. shouldn’t he and yujiro have a say in this?? they’re more interested in each other than hiyo so just how are they being commonly#portrayed as hiyosimps in fanon? im so confused… like. wouldn’t they be equally obsessed with each other (as w/ hiyo) if they were a rstrio?#aaaaaa get this off my twtdash plsssssssss pls see this post twtapp pls let this affect your dumb algorithm im tired of the ship discourseee#as funny as the ‘lhy vs the world’ naval warfare is it’s getting. um. very annoying!!!! and now im missing nagisa more than ever s o b s#plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspls influence the algorithm ragepost; ik big brother is 👀watching👀 so do your thing—#(pls feel free to duke it out with me too if y’all read this i need my birdsite algorithm to le a r n that i dont wanna see stuff like this)
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franeridan · 1 year ago
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i KNOW that oda is aware he's drawn some extremely gorgeous ladies since he obviously does that on purpose (though i believe he's unaware of just how beautiful some ladies he's drawn that stray too far from his usual model are), but I'm, like, pretty much convinced he has absolutely no clue he's also drawn some of the most good looking manga dudes out there. I'm sure he has no idea. He puts down lines and then he's like "???? why are people so obsessed with this guy he has barely shown up ever????" while we're all sitting here going heart eyes or whatever. It's been twenty-six years maybe it's time for him to get on with the program. It's like his experience with benn and ace in the very beginning taught him absolutely nothing
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androidboy · 6 months ago
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what does evil sex entail if we may know?
:)
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coyoxxtl · 1 year ago
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still thinking abt yesterday when quannah chasinghorse came into my dispensary and i sold her weed. she was v nice and complimented my bridge piercing.
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allmyandroids · 8 months ago
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OH FUCK
OH FUCK OH GOD
OH FUCKING GOD I JUST FINISHED THE TWO ANSLO GARRICK EPISODES AND IT WAS A TRUE, A TRUE FUCKING EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER RIDE
And now that I watched it, I am so full but also empty with emotions it is making me crazy.
I fucking cried so damn much. I am not ok-
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crystalflygeo · 2 years ago
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why does everyone have to write degradation. don’t call me a slut or a whore i’ll get self conscious :((. i just want to be called baby girl or beautiful </3. hold me softly and treat me like princess and choke me while you do it. just bc i don’t like degradation doesn’t mean i don’t like other things tho.
i crave smut but fics with no degradation but those are few and far between.
YES YES ABSOLUTELY AGREE 100% YEEESSSS SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME ;w;
if I got called slut/whore mid sex I would just feel insulted ngl this is why you see most (if not all lmao) of my stuff has praise kink I live for that instead Like I know you can have both and I can understand the appeal of degradation sure sure but aaaaaaa me personally I'm such a soft eagerly submissive lil thing(//hit) PLEASE call me cute pet names or tell me I'm a good girl I will melt and Zhongli totally has that energy the kind gentleman he is <3 cvhasbcjankls
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danielhowellscurls · 1 year ago
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been rewatching old videos all day
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drakonovisny · 1 year ago
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i am suddenly so excited for bg3
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razor clamming razor clamming razor clamming razor clamming
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harrylights · 1 year ago
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ok not posting pics now bc no one will see it but my outfit fuckimg popped off tonight all 3 drag performers i saw complimented me on it either before or after the show and i am definitely letting that go to my gay little head 😌🌈
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ilostyou · 2 years ago
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HELP SHJSEHHEBW I DIDJT REALSIE UT SENT UNFINISHED AND I JUST LOGGED BACK ON AFTEE DIINERT AMD SAW UR REPLY 😭 i meant unless you count me having red as my lowest ranked album dhdjfjj i did NOT mean ure a hot take i’m mortified 💀
LMFAO PLS DONT ME MORTIFIED I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD AHDKDJLDG
but i would in fact count that as a hot take ?? interesting interesting. after curiosity tho did tv change ur opinion on it at all or did you only know it after tv?
hot takes with m <3
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sotteoks · 2 years ago
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not me revisiting Nana and screaming about how Hachi should have ended with Nobuo instead of Takumi knowing damn well I'm about to pull the same b.s. when I feel like writing angst 🤣💀
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